Is your ex-girlfriend living it up on Instagram while you just fade away in a cubicle? Or are you so insecure that you can’t even meet regular people let alone super hot photomodels? And is your digital presence just shabby?
Then a Dutch company has the (fake) solution for you, meet the Good life Agency!
What’s happening here DutchReview?
If there’s one thing I learnt from social media and such is that the only thing more important than living the good life is rubbing that good life in everybody and their dogs faces.
Why the hell would you go to Machu Picchu if it wouldn’t get you a +100 likes on Insta from people like your co-workers from 5 years back. All that important/shallow stuff that you’ve been lacking because you aren’t cool enough in real life can now be provided by the Good Life Agency.
What’s on the menu?
And when I said all that shallow/important stuff, I wasn’t kidding around:
- Wanted to show your friends from Football that you’re sexually active and certainly not a gentleman? Get a whatsapp convo to brag about a (fake) one night stand for only 9,95!
- Just sit at a terrace in Amsterdam and some shitty ‘Bekende Nederlander’ will say ‘hi DutchReview reader’ to you for only a pesky 500 euro!
- Your kid sucks at football but you want to poke out the eyes of the other soccer moms? For just 69,95 some old dude in a raincoat will double as a professional scout and oogle your little boy or girl and apparently make other parents jealous.
And there are of course social media packages for the perfect holiday/night out/headhunting and the traditional photoshopping and like/kudo’s/fucks buying. Damn, good life agency! Where were you all my life!
PS. DutchReview can totally realize all of these questionable lifehacks as well for you.