Mooie dag!” Lotte said, stretching in front of a window bathed with sunshine. She ate her breakfast of brood met hagelslag, and hopped effortlessly on her bike. By the time she arrived at work, she was drenched.

Niets zo veranderlijk als het weer,” she said, followed by a particularly unladylike word we’re not allowed to publish.

“Nothing changes as fast as the weather,” Lotte had sworn. That’s right Lotte, the Dutch climate is famous for changing quickly, often showing off all four seasons in one day! But, never fear DutchReview reader!, We’ve got some suggestions for words you can use no matter the weather! (But mostly rain. Yep, rain.)

Netherlands weather; Art vs. Science

Look out your window, now back to your device, now out your window, now back to your device. Sadly, the weather probably hasn’t changed in this short sentence. (But maybe it did? Let us know below, that would be pretty cool.)

Talking about the weather is perhaps the go-to conversation topic in this fine country. Dutch people have turned the typical weather conversation into somewhat of an art. The kind of art where they throw paint at the canvas and let the colourful drips slide down in an avalanche of colour leaving the art-viewer confused as to what the meaning of all this is. Except, instead of a canvas it’s the flat landscape of the Netherlands, and instead of paint it’s a bunch of hard-to-pronounce Dutch words THAT YOU BETTER USE CORRECTLY.

It’s not only an art, to continue this poor metaphor, but also a science. Because you need a scientific degree to understand all the words for weather, and all the fun phrases they like to say. But don’t worry – with this guide learning these words will be as easy as riding your bike with the wind in your back – in fact, that’s something they like to say! Met de wind in de rug!


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Scientist undertaking a rigorous process to name today’s rain

Words to put away for a rainy day


If you haven’t ridden your bike while the sky unleashes gallons of water directly down your back collar it’s hard to believe you’ve ever lived here. While the Netherlands is not statistically the wettest place on Earth, it’s a worthy setting of a teen vampire novel filled with angst – and a great conversation starter.

But did you know the Dutch distinguish between every type of rain? An English-speaker would say ‘it’s raining’, but a Dutch-speaker would say ‘It’s pouring water from the atmosphere in the form of densely populated pockets of H20 of a large capacity.” Except Dutchie’s use only two words: “het plenst.”

Here’s seven of the most popular Dutch words for rain– now you’ll have no excuse but to use them all correctly!

1- Miezeren

Sounds a lot like ‘miserable’ which is really quite accurate, miezeren is a light rain, making you feel sad because it’s ‘wet’, but not ‘stay-inside-with-a-hot-chocolate-while-you-read-a-good-book-wet’.

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Yeah, you WISH you were enjoying this delightful hot beverage.

2- Motregen

Regen is rain, mot is moth. Moth-rain. This is a light rain that…tickles you…like a moth’s wings. (wtf Dutch?)

3- Buien

Remember that time you thought the rain had stopped so you hopped on your bike, but then in a cruel twist of the universe (that was perhaps intentional?) it started again solely for the duration of your bike ride, and then stopped again when you were safely inside? Meet buien.

4- Plensen

Previously mentioned, you can remember this one by the big raindrops that splash on top of your head making the sound ‘PLENS’, ‘PLENS’, ‘PLENS.’ If this kind of rain appears you can even say ‘het regent pijpenstelen’, literally: it’s raining pipe stems.

5- Hozen

When the rain is hozen you better get go-zen because it is raining hard.

6- Stortbuien

You’ve met buien, now meet stort-buien – it is translatable to BIG SHOWERS. Like if a giant took a shower above you and the rest of the water was DUMPED ON YOUR HEAD.

7- Stormen

Straight out of a horror movie, those grey clouds that hover menacingly in the distance can spell impending doom for your bike ride home. Watch out for wind when crossing canals, and pray your bike isn’t an easy target for lightning.

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Cluck, I forgot my umbrella.

But it’s okay, just remember no matter how hard the rain is je ben niet van suiker (you’re not made out of sugar!)

Our top tip: the proper Dutch etiquette before heading outdoors is to check the rain app Buienradar – perhaps the most useful app in the Netherlands, and will help you from melting in case you ARE made out of sugar.

Dutch sayings about the weather in the Netherlands
(The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow)

But, of course, the Dutch weather is famous for going hollen of stilstaan – from one extreme to the other. On the rare occasion the sun does shine, make your coworkers smile with a sneaky ‘lekker weertje, he,’ (‘good weather, right?’).

Or, for nights when the wind is softly rocking the canal houses to sleep (seriously, some look pretty unsteady), ‘Hoor de wind waait door de bomen’ – ‘hear the wind blowing through the trees’.

And finally, you know the Netherlands is coming into Summer when you see girls wearing skirts – they even have a name for it! Rokjesdag – literally, skirt day. There’s no official date, but when the bare legs are out you know Spring has arrived!

Well, people don’t move to the Netherlands for sunshine. Read more to find out why the Dutch are so happy (regardless of the Netherlands weather.)

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  1. […] So let this year be the last one to postpone and get to learning. As Dutchreview, we even rounded up some of our articles to get you started! Here you can read about all the struggles you might go through. Maybe you would like to read about what the future will look like with ‘5 stages of Learning Dutch‘. Finally, for the ones who already know some Dutch, we have a few words to add about the weather! […]


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