Pornhub has finally released its annual trends for the Netherlands, revealing deep, dark and awkwardly specific fantasies.
The wait is over, and it’s time to dive in deep (but not too deep).
Moms are still working overtime
While “MILFs” remained top of this year’s search terms in the Netherlands, “big asses” jiggled their way to 2nd place and “hentai” scooched to 3rd.
Meanwhile, the term “lesbian” was rudely dropped down to 4th place. Not much further down on the naughty list were:
- Anal
- Latina
- Dutch
- Turkish
- Indian
- Massage
Before judging, the Dutch seem kinda… romantic?
Sure, the top search terms aren’t exactly creative, but the Dutch also enjoyed certain things significantly more this year — and what do they say about the Netherlands? People are looking for love.
For example, “passionate missionary” saw its searches rise by 720% in 2024. Meanwhile, “Dutch amateur homemade” enjoyed 457% more searches, and “first date” 316% more.
Awwww — that being said, “Dutch anal” also saw its search traffic increase by 356%.
The bedroom? Nah, that’s too boring
As for some others, they were satisfying some more magical desires.
While Pornhub’s stats don’t reveal this data, some porn creators believe the Dutch have an interest in their local attractions, namely the Fairytale Forest of Efteling.
Two weeks ago, a video was uploaded to the site with a peculiar backdrop — a beloved Efteling attraction, scandalising the innocent rollercoaster park for the second time since 2020.
Whatever floats your boat, right? But let’s perhaps leave the Efteling out of this.
Did any of these findings come as a surprise to you? Let us know in the comments below.