This “studio” (a former storage room) in Haarlem is on sale for a RIDICULOUS price

Harry Potter’s closet under the stairs was bigger 😭

Do you remember that old magician’s trick where Houdini would emerge from a sealed box? For just €200,000, you could relive it daily when exiting your 14-square-metre flat in Haarlem. 

That’s right: the apartment of 4.04 metres by 2.74 metres, plus a generous few metres of terrace and storage space, is on the market for a whopping €198,500 — that’s €14,179 per square metre. 

The magic behind this special trick is called ✨ the Dutch housing market ✨.

Even the agent is not convinced 

The “house” (we use the term loosely) offers its own kitchen, bathroom, toilet, and even overlooks the Spaarne river — but it was literally a storage room.

The agent selling the apartment, André van Regteren, doesn’t sound particularly enthusiastic about the space, either. 

The asking price for this Haarlem listing is “a try-out,” Van Regteren tells RTL.

After all, the property has been sold at an unusually high price before.

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Just three months ago, the current owner bought it for €145,000, more than 11% more than the original asking price of €130,000.

It was meant for his daughter, who was supposed to start her studies in Haarlem this September.

However, he decided to sell after a change of plans, and this charming all-in-one living (surviving?) space is back on the market. 

Not an isolated case 

These numbers would have been unimaginable in the past, but with the current housing crisis, they are not too far off the average asking price in big Dutch cities.

In places like Amsterdam or Utrecht, paying €12,000 to €14,000 per square metre is not unusual. 

Apparently, this new normal is spreading to mid-sized cities like Haarlem as well. 

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Beatrice Scali 🇮🇹
Beatrice Scali 🇮🇹
Five years after spreading her wings away from her beloved Genova, Bia has just landed at DutchReview as an editorial intern. She has lived in China, Slovenia, Taiwan, and — natuurlijk — the Netherlands, where she just completed her bachelor’s in International Studies. When she’s not reciting unsolicited facts about the countries she’s lived in, she is writing them down. Her biggest dreams include lobbying the Dutch government into forcing oliebollen stands to operate year-round, and becoming a journalist. In this order.

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