“Everything for stuffing your pussy!”: These are the worst Dutch slogans of 2023

Only the raunchiest, silliest, and weirdest.

Dutchies aren’t necessarily known for their punny nature or humorous antics — but they’ve certainly got a knack for tacky slogans and cheesy wordplay.

This year’s shortlist of the worst Dutch slogans all goes back to puns — a popular trick in the bad-slogan game, says Christine Liebrecht, one of the inventors of the Slechtste Sloganverkiezing (Bad Slogan Election).

READ MORE | Dutch swear words: guide to insults and cursing in the Netherlands

RTL Nieuws compiled the list of the raunchiest, silliest slogans, but here are the English ones that made the top 10.

“Everything for stuffing your pussy!”

Spotted on a printed bag at 4Cats, a cat shop in Amsterdam.

“We Whisky you a Sherry Christmas”

On an online banner at DrankDozijn.nl, an alcohol delivery service in the Netherlands

“Have a Naai’s day!”

Okay, technically, this one has Dutch and English, translating to “Have a ‘sew’ day”. Spotted outside of a sewing specialist company in Veghel, North Brabant (an attempt was made).

“Put the fun between your legs!”

Seen at a bike rental shop in Castricum, North Holland.

(Is cycling really Dutchies’ idea of fun?)

Cast your vote!

If you want to test out your Dutch or take a look at the full list of slogans, you can cast your vote for the worst slogan at Sloganverkiezingen.nl!

Do you have a favourite bad slogan this year? Tell us in the comments!

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Katrien Nivera 🇵🇭
Katrien Nivera 🇵🇭
Third culture kid Katrien has been working as a writer and editor at DutchReview for over two years, originally moving to the Netherlands as a tween. Equipped with a Bachelor’s in communication and media and a Master’s in political communication, she’s here to stay for her passion for writing, whether it’s current Dutch affairs, the energy market, or universities. Just like the Dutch, Katrien lives by her agenda and enjoys the occasional frietje met mayo — she just wishes she could grow tall, too.


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