The Dutch have been pushing for a facial-hair-having monarch since his ascension to the throne back in ’13. And with him turning 50 this year wouldn’t it be a great idea for him to get a nicely coiffured look?
The royal could certainly handle it as you can all see in this concoction by the AD:
But to be realistic, a 5 o’clock shadow is probably the best/beardiest we’re going to get this week.