Living in the Netherlands and feeling a little… out of place? Between pannenkoek-eating blondes and friendly giants, that’s no surprise — but there are things you can do to blend with the locals like a pro.
Of course, nobody should feel forced to “become more Dutch” when living in the Netherlands, but hey, this country does many things right, so why not try to be a bit more like them?
So, let’s go over five ways to help you channel your inner Dutchie.
1. Carry plastic-wrapped sandwiches everywhere
A true Dutch trait is the ability to whip out a sandwich in any situation. On planes, at amusement parks, or even on a ski slope, Dutch people are always prepared.
Usually, these sandwiches are simple — with cheese, maybe ham, and always wrapped in plastic or foil.
Why do they do it? To save money, probably (yes, the stereotypes are true) and later waste it on online casinos.
2. Master Dutch filler words
Nothing screams “I belong here” like sprinkling casual Dutch expressions into your conversations. Don’t even really speak Dutch? That’s fine — all you need are a few little golden words.
For example, you can make sure to use Dunglish (English + Dutch) to your advantage! Essentially, this means you can just mix English and Dutch together. Trust me, the Dutch do this all the time. For example:
- “Gisteravond I watched a crazy show op televisie!”
- “I was on the fiets when this happened”
Next up, there are some specific filler words that can take your Dutch to the next level.
One of those words is hoor; a versatile gem you can slap onto almost anything. Although it does have a literal meaning (to hear), it’s really used more as a filler word. You can think of it in the same way Canadians use the word “eh”.
- “Yes, I’ll come to the borrel, hoor.”
- “No problem, hoor!”
Then there’s nou, which kind of works in a similar way. Nou can act as an exclamation, a pause, or just a way to fill an awkward silence. 👀
- “Nouuu, that’s really expensive!”
- “Nou nou, I think it’s about time we get going!”
3. Give your opinions freely (even if you’re not an expert)
The Dutch love a good debate, and they’re not shy about sharing their views. To blend in in the Netherlands, try speaking with confidence on any topic — from politics to cheese — as if you hold a PhD in the subject. 🎓
Not sure if you’re making sense? No problem. Dutchies appreciate the art of opinionating more than the accuracy itself. Remember: confidence is key.
Pro tip: If you back your arguments with a Dutch newspaper article, you’ll earn extra respect points, even if the topic concerns the best stroopwafel in town.
4. Get a Dopper water bottle
Sustainability is key in Dutch culture, and carrying a reusable water bottle is practically a requirement. But if you want to blend in with the Dutch, you can’t just carry around any water bottle; you’re going to want to opt for a Dopper bottle.
Head to any Dutch office and you’ll see plenty of them. the same goes for a gym or a classroom, of course.
The good news for us wannabe Dutchies is that the Dopper looks nice and is much more affordable than its American friend, the Stanley Cup.
Oh, and its funky design even means you can screw the top off and use it as a glass for your beverage of choice (talk about Dutch innovation!).
5. Sport funky patterns and prints
Dutch fashion is all about individuality. Stripes, polka dots, bold florals — sometimes all in one outfit — are perfectly acceptable.
Are you a guy? Then ditch the baseball hat and white T-shirt; instead, you’ll now be rocking a flowy button-up with a colourful print.
Prefer to dress like a lady? To go Dutch, you’ll need some animal print trousers. Zebra, cheetah, cow — it’s all up to you.
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With the right clothes, you’ll be blending in with the Dutch in no time. Remember, confidence is key, even if your outfit feels wildly mismatched. So, just strut out of your house and act like your ensemble is straight off the runway. 👠
What are your best tips to blend in with the Dutch? Leave them in the comments!
