Too Bad Peanut Butter! 10 of the Strangest and Best Dutch Expressions

Dutch expressions can sound pretty crazy when you translate them to English. So we thought we’d have some fun explaining some of our favourite (and weirdest) Dutch sayings for you!

I will never forget the day…about five years ago…when I was at the gym and heard a woman say helaas pindakaas. There was just so much confusion. I knew what helaas meant. I knew what pindakaas meant. Why would these be together? What the actual…?

Me trying to figure Dutch out (source:Giphy)

Ah, if you’re new here in the land of bikes and rain that’s something like “too bad”, “unfortunately”, “sadly,” coupled with “peanut butter.” Huh?

If you’d like to avoid the confusion I had to deal with that day (and probably months after), keep reading.

Alsof er een engeltje over je tong piest

“As if an angel pisses on your tongue.”

You can use this one the first time you’ll be asked “what do you think about bitterballen?” or “have you had stamppot yet? how was it?”. This answer is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser, if the crowd is Dutch. It means you very much enjoyed your food. Even if that’s true or not, just be nice, it doesn’t cost a thing. Then never order a stamppot again but keep ordering bitterballen, those are gooooood.

Met de deur in huis vallen

“To fall with the door into the house.”

In other words, getting straight to the point. If you’re new to the Netherlands, you will very soon hear about the Dutch directness. Dutchies don’t mess around, and won’t waste any time on your feelings or self confidence. Thick skin is a must and it has to be built if it ain’t there. Practice with your friends (because throwing insults at each other is the best way to maintain friendships).

You will know you have mastered falling with the door into the house when at the Monday morning meeting you will open with “Harry, you look absolutely terrible and have been under-performing for weeks” instead of “Good morning, everyone!”

Ben je van de trap gevallen?

“Did you fall down the stairs?”

You may think: oh yeah, I’ve got this I’ll say it when someone doesn’t looks so well. You do not, in fact, have this.

Ben je van de trap gevallen is only appropriate when someone just got a haircut. Preferably, a pretty drastic one, not just a trim. The original expression was hij is van de trap gevallen en heeft zijn haar gebroken he fell down the stairs and broke his hair.

Where is the logic to this expression? We don’t know, but just go with it.

An actual way to get a haircut in the NL (source:Giphy)

Wie boter op zijn hoofd heeft, moet uit de zon blijven

“He who has butter on his head should stay out of the sun.”

Here are two important lessons for all of us, kids:

  1. If you do, in fact, have butter on your head take it off, that’s really weird.

2. What the saying means is that you should not judge others if you have your own faults. Arguably, an even better lesson than number one but I’m not sure.

It is comparable to the English expression “people in glass houses should not throw stones”.

een klap van de molen krijgen

“To have been hit by the windmill.”

This phrase includes the most Dutch thing I’ve probably ever heard although helaas pindakaas is up there. This expression refers to acting dumb or crazy, and it’s pretty self explanatory. It’s the opposite of doe normaal (which you should always do, by the way).

It’s probably something appropriate to tell to your Dutch colleagues if you spot them having something warm for lunch but hey, don’t quote me on it.

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It’s an actual danger, guys. (Source:giphy)

Als haringen in een ton zitten

“To sit like herrings in a barrel.”

As in, every single time you’re about to get on public transport during rush hour or in Amsterdam, ever. I’m imagining herrings in a barrel are uncomfortable, smell terribly bad and are probably dead. You will most probably feel the same! Okay, you may still be alive but you may wish you weren’t for a moment there.

Nu komt de aap uit de mouw 

“Now the monkey comes out of the sleeve.”

You know, the same way the cat comes out of the bag. As mentioned before in this article (and probably in any other you’ll ever read about the Dutch?) people from the Netherlands are direct and they don’t give a flying damn about it. That means there probably won’t be many chances to use this one, as it insinuates a lie has been told. However, if Jan ever tells you he’s busy at work and you spot him on the terrace with Marijke, you know what to say.

Monkey’s here to drop some truthbombs. Source: giphy

De kaas van je brood laten eten

“To let the cheese on your bread be eaten.”

Now, if you’ve ever seen a typical Dutch lunch it consists of 2 very important ingredients: bread and cheese. Obviously, the best part of this sophisticated meal is the cheese. Thus, letting someone else eat it means you’re probably too generous. Hold on to that cheese you’ve earned it!

Also is this the Dutchiest one yet? Or are we sticking to the windmill one?

Eén zwaluw maakt nog geen zomer

“One swallow doesn’t make summer.”

The bird, not the throat action. This is a flexible one when it comes to Dutch expressions feel free to add 2,3,4,100 swallows don’t make summer, since it’s usually true. God only knows what makes summer in the Netherlands last.

In all seriousness it refers to the fact that you need more than one clue to draw a conclusion. Probably good advice, really.

Dutch expressions: Je lult uit je nek

“You’re d*cking out of your neck.”

No, not ducking. That’s right, we’re finishing in style.

Sometimes shortened to only je lult, it refers to calling bullshit. The longer version is usually used to refer to a more serious spread of misinformation, especially on purpose. The short version however is used in all sorts of context, even if you just want to say “no way”, “can’t be true”, “can’t believe it” and so on.

Well, he said it nicer. Source: giphy

Till the next time, doe lekker normaal and speak like a pro Dutchie!

What’s the weirdest Dutch phrase you have ever come across? Ever been left stunned by weird translations? Let us know in the comments!

Feature Image: DutchReview/Supplied
Editor’s Note: This article was originally published in July 2019
, and was fully updated in October 2020 for your reading pleasure.

Andra Vanghelie
Andra is an aspiring copywriter, strongly in love with Amsterdam, but truly hating on the weather. Her skills include creative writing, eating a dinner that says "for 4" all by herself, and emptying Albert Heijn's shelves of Prosecco. She's remarkably good at the last two.


  1. How about “ondergedoken”? My parents “dived under” in Amsterdam during World War II and survived Nazi extermination. Why not “hidden” (verborgen, perhaps?) — Lisa


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