This article is best consumed at the first Monday of the month, 12.00 o'clock

Hi there, you’re probably an expat wondering why the hell they’re sounding sirens in the Netherlands at the moment. First of all; don’t worry – it’s not an attack or something.

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So why are they sounding sirens in the Netherlands?

Every first Monday of the month (like we didn’t loath Mondays already) at 12 noon the Netherlands tries out their governmental airraid alarm – since years also the alarm for other disasters. It takes about a minute and a half and has become somewhat of a nostalgic tradition now for most Dutch people (unless you’ve actually lived through that one airraid in Rotterdam 70 something years ago) due to any threat of an imminent attack being non-existent since the Sovietunion turned itsself into the biggest fraud-operation ever called ‘Russia’.

In a few years after Pokemon-Go nobody will understand this one (just like the sirens...)
In a few years after Pokemon-Go nobody will understand this one (just like the sirens…)

So while your Dutch co-worker just sits there being depressed because Monday happens, you are in the middle of a panic-attack because nobody told you about this alarm. There are even stories of poor war-refugees who freaked out, packed their stuff and went into hiding for a few days because of this analog remainder of the cold-war era.

So what if there’s an actual alarm in the Netherlands?

In case the enemy is so stupid to attack at any different moment than 12 noon Monday, or more likely a chemical train derails or nuclear power plant blows up, and the sirens are heard- What is one supposed to do?

  • Go inside, if on the move, find a building
  • Leave your children at school, they know better what to do there
  • Close the doors and windows
  • Abide from phone calling, but let’s be realistic about this world and go-ahead and check online what’s happening
  • You might receive a text/sms from NL-alert (they test that too btw, no worries as well)
  • Listen to the old-school radio channels. Here’s the Dutch governmental page on what to do in case of an emergency
  • Convert to the believes of your new overlords in case of an actual attack.

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Congratulations, now you’re fully prepared when the sirens in the Netherlands are heard once again!

 

 

9 COMMENTS

  1. It is sad to read such an ignorant attempt to joke about the threat of a Soviet/Russian attack. While current Russian political course remains debatable, let me remind that it is mostly Soviet Union to thank for stopping Nazis from taking over old little Europe, including the Netherlands. But thanks for an interesting intro to the Dutch history anyway!

    • Thanks for the reply and the little compliment. And yes, the Soviets indeed saved everyone’s ass from the Germans back then (if this was such an improvement is still up for debate in Poland and other countries if you totally want to go in to detail, but western Europe lucked out with the yanks so yay for us). But before 1991 when you asked you’re parent why there was even such a thing as the air-raid alarm they would say because of the ‘Soviet’ threat. Justified or not, can’t change that anymore…

    • I’m a visitor to Holland and heard (for the first time) the sirens today. I must admit it made my heart race for a moment until I got my feet on the ground again and applied some rational thinking!

      I lived through the Cuba crisis in the 70’s and recall the times in London when we were told by the UK government that attack was imminent from Russia. Today I prefer to focus on the way in which people from around the world attended the world cup in Moscow and report that the Russian people are lovely and friendly and hospitable.

      It’s such a shame that politicians get in the way of unity and sharing good times together 🙂

  2. “(unless you’ve actually lived through that one airraid in Rotterdam 70 something years ago)”

    I suggest the write brushes up on his The Netherlands in World War II history, then he will find out that many more cities in the Netherlands got bombed:

    German air raids:
    – Luftwaffe, 11 May 1940: Zevenbergen and Zevenbergschen Hoek, 36 dead.
    – Luftwaffe, 14 May 1940: Rotterdam, city centre, 650-900 dead.
    – Luftwaffe, 14 May 1940: Den Helder, Navy yard 28 dead. Much “colletaral damage”
    – Luftwaffe, 17 May 1940: Middelburg, city centre 22 dead.
    – Luftwaffe, 19-20 September 1944: Eindhoven , 180 (227) dead.
    – Luftwaffe, 2 October 1944: Nijmegen, Waalbridge area, 93 dead. A lot of “collateral damage” the intended target was the bridge of the river Waal.

    Allied air raids:
    – RAF 24-25 June 1940 Den Helder, Navy Yard 38 dead. Much “collateral damage”
    – RAF 3-4 October 1941 Rotterdam, port area 106 (130) dead. A lot of “collateral damage
    – RAF 28-29 January 1942 Rotterdam/Schiedam, 71 dead.
    – RAF 5-6 October 1942 Geleen, 83 dead. Mistake, the nearby city of Aachen was the intended target
    – RAF 6 December 1942 Eindhoven, Philips factory area 138 dead. A lot of “collateral damage
    – RAF 19 februay 1943 Den Helder, Navy yard 50 dead. A lot of “collateral damage
    – USAAF 31 March 1943 Rotterdam, Tussendijken area Circa 400 dead, intended target nearby Nieuw-Mathenesse port area, but due to a strong, divergent wind a lot of “collateral damage
    – RAF 16 April 1943 Haarlem, 85 dead. Intended target Workshops Railway company, but a lot of “collateral damage
    – USAAF 17 July 1943 Amsterdam-North 185 (158) dead. Mistake, intended target Fokker Airplane Factories (no hits)
    – USAAF 10 Ocktober 1943 Enschede, 151 dead. Mistake, they were looking for a German city as an ‘opportunity target”
    – USAAF 22 February 1944 Nijmegen, Maximum 800 dead. Mistake, intended targets the nearby German cities of Cleves and Goch
    – USAAF 22 Februariy 1944 Arnhem, Residential area 60 dead. Mistake, intended targets the nearby German cities of Cleves and Goch
    – USAAF 22 Februari 1944 Enschede, Industrial area 40 dead. Mistake, intended target the nearby German city of Münster
    – RAF 11 April 1944 Den Haag, Huize Kleykamp Circa 60 dead. Target civil registry building
    – USAAF 31 may 1944 Roosendaal, railway station area 73 dead. Intended target railway yard, but a lot of “collateral damage
    – USAAF 18 August 1944 Maastricht, residential area 91 dead. Mistake, intended target the bridge over river Meuse, but a lot of “collateral damage
    – RAF 11 September 1944 Breskens, port areat 199 dead. Intended target port facilities, but a lot of “collateral damage
    – USAAF 17 September 1944 Wolfheze, 87 dead. intended target German artillery, but a lot of “collateral damage
    – RAF 17 September 1944 Ede 80 dead. Intended target German barracks, but a lot of “collateral damage
    – RAF 17 Sseptember 1944 Biggekerke 46 (50) dead. intended target German artillery, but a lot of “collateral damage
    – RAF 2 October 1944 Huissen 99 (106) dead. Intended target German troop concentration, but a lot of “collateral damage
    – RAF 3 October 1944 Westkapelle, Sea dike Circa 150 dead. intended target the sea dike but a lot of “collateral damage
    – USAAF 6 October 1944 Hengelo, Circa 100 dead. Real target railway shunting yard
    – USAAF 12 October 1944 Venray at least 50 dead. Tactical targets
    – RAF 13 October 1944 Utrecht, railway station area Circa 50 dead. Intended target railway yard but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – USAAF 13 October 1944 Venlo at least 40 dead. Intended targets road and railway bridges but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – RAF 14 October 1944 Zutphen, area near the IJssel riverl 73 dead. Intended target the bridge over the river IJssel, but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – RAF 24 October 1944 Dordrecht, Merwestein park 69 (52) dead. Intended target German HQ, but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – RAF 3 November 1944 Venlo Circa 40 dead. Intended targets road and railway bridges but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – RAF 26 November 1944 Amsterdam, Euterpestraat More than 50 dead. Intended target Sicherheitsdienst HQ, but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – RAF 29 November 1944 Rotterdam, Mathenesser-straat / Heemraadsingel area 64 (45) dead
    UnIntended result, intended target Dienststelle (office) of the SD (Sicherheitsdienst),
    – RAF 11 December 1944 Leiden, railway stations area 54 dead, Intended target main railway staion, but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – RAF 21-22 January1945 Montfort Limburg., 183 dead. Intended target, German supply lines
    – RAF 3 march 1945 Den Haag, Bezuidenhout at least 520 dead. Unintended result, intended target V-2 rocket storage in Het Haagsche Bosch.
    – USAAF 22 March 1945 Enschede, 65 dead. Intended tactical target, but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – USAAF 22 March 1945 Nijverdal, centre 72 dead. Intended tactical target, but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – USAAF 24 March 1945 Goor, centre 82 dead. Intended tactical target, but a lot of “collateral damage”
    – USAAF 24 March 1945 Haaksbergen, centre 75 (50) dead. Intended tactical target, but a lot of “collateral damage”

    Source NIOD

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