Often, even after living in the Netherlands for a while, you notice yourself adopting some Dutch traits. Sending Tikkies, eating Hagelslag, biking in a thunderstorm… here are five habits to confirm: you are truly becoming Dutch.
The Dutchies are admirable people: not just anyone can push the ocean aside to make space for a country. With all their quirks and weirdly cute habits, it’s hard not to become intrigued by them.
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But what if you’re starting to become one of them? How can you know you’ve been hanging out in the lowlands too long? Well, you’ve likely adopted these Dutch traits.
1. You hit the beach as soon as the thermometer registers 12 degrees
Even if it’s not springtime yet, you turn into a true sun-worshipper — and if you are not dependent on the school holidays, you probably leave for the sun during cold, dark February, like a migratory bird.
Hey, we get it. Anything to make you forget about the bleak midwinter in the Netherlands, right? ❄️
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But there are plenty of amazing beaches on offer in the Netherlands, and we’ll take a pretty confident bet you’ve graced the pier at Scheveningen (AKA ticking off the ultimate new-to-the-Netherlands experience).
2. You start collecting coupons and studying catalogues
You have become obsessed with getting the best deals, buying everything at a discount or, better yet, second-hand. You may even collect, trade, and send coupons to friends.
The Dutch kringloop (second-hand shop) is renowned for looking more like an IKEA showroom than a thrift shop because there is so much second-hand furniture available.
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It’s like a sport. There is a thrill that comes from buying stuff we normally buy anyway, like detergent, toothpaste, or bread at half price. (Side note: is this what being an adult is?)
3. You understand the HEMA hype
Often the only shop open on cold, breezy Dutch mornings, HEMA at 9 AM is best. For two euros, you can have a more or less complete breakfast.
It’s always nice to see anyone and everyone peering out of the store’s big windows or picking up cute new pieces from HEMA’s ever-growing collection of random things.
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Every time I go to HEMA they have new cute Miffy merch :3 pic.twitter.com/rT0lmOoMzs
Whether it’s the business people, the construction workers, the moms with their kids, the old Dutch, the new Dutch — everybody gathers there. And now you do, too.
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In fact, HEMA is so loved by the Dutchies that there are already two volumes of a book gathering stories of Dutch citizens abroad: check out Ik mis nog steeds de Hema (“I still miss HEMA”).
4. You love your bike (like REALLY love it)
Living in the Netherlands means cycling quickly becomes not just your trusty transportation but also a method to carry all your things (an umbrella, of course, but we’ve also seen a mattress from time to time).
Becoming Dutch means appreciating that your beloved bike keeps you fit and relaxed because there’s no mindfulness like cycling, even in the rain (an extremely regular occurrence). ☔
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But on a good day, there are few things more relaxing and grounding than grabbing your bike and heading in whatever direction you wish. Suddenly you end up in the countryside and realise you’ve been biking for two hours. And now, somehow, you have to find your way home.
5. You carry an agenda, and it is full of appointments
Maybe you still try to arrange spontaneous meetings with friends but have noticed that you have to double-check before making a date. You’ve started losing the ability to randomly leave your house to meet a friend without agreeing beforehand.
Geen probleem, That’s where the Dutch agenda comes in!
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Dutchies are famous for planning ahead, so you better get your agenda out. Keep track of your very exciting social life, complete with hanging out with the same person every other day and where. Your house or theirs today? Your agenda will know.
What Dutch traits have you adopted? Let us know in the comments below!
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Nice Amanda! When I first read coupons, I thought it wasn’t me, but then I remembered I’m always collecting something at AH! One trait I definitely adopted from Holland is a very strong appreciation (AKA addiction) to coffee. It’s such a social norm to drink coffee, and I happily obliged! Another trait I can thank Holland for is that I don’t go anywhere without my own shopping bag, and avoid plastic bags and straws at all costs.
OMG; how could I have forgotten the coffee? I enjoy it so much, though not quite as strong. And yeah you are right the canvas or cloth shopping bags are a super nice trait to adopt, I do the same as well.
Your choice of dessert is hagelslag.
I’ve also adapted to the dutch society to a certain degree considering i ‘m canadian. Being broad minded at one time and my way of thinking has becomed more compact due to this immense country we call the Netherlands. I’m not being sarcastic but realistic for the dutch think on a smaller scale. Of course the Netherlands has much to offer considering its history just like any other country. I remain canadian with a touch of dutch ingenuity.
I am half Dutch and half English. I have fond memories of sitting in a big shop with Opa drinking coffee and eating one of the amazing cream cakes you can buy in Holland
On my list I have the following also:
-I have a collection of bottles that need to be recycled;
-I started to like every type of “taart”
-I have a pair of waterproof shoes that can be used for all seasons
-I eat for lunch a sandwich while walking around the company