Picture this: you’re taking a delightful walk through a classic Dutch city, completely mesmerized by the canal houses when all of a sudden: yep, that’s a man peeing.
In many countries, a man relieving himself in the middle of a busy city shopping street during the day would garner cries of outrage, disgust, and unspecified objects flung in his general direction.
In the Netherlands? It’s just a regular day!
In fact, these open urinals are placed and paid for by municipalities — and they’re seriously gross. If you don’t see them at first, don’t worry — you’ll smell them. 🤢
What is it?
Put simply, open urinals are placed in various busy areas in some Dutch cities.
They can have a curved design where you can see the feet of the person peeing and often their jet stream, too.
There’s also a common plastic design where the entire back of the pee-er is visible.
Why do they do it?
Because when you gotta go, you gotta go.
No matter if it’s a confronting sight, is only for men, and smells really gross.
the google maps reviews of this public urinal in amsterdam are sending me pic.twitter.com/lgXw90XSfZ
— nathaniel pincus-roth (@elpincus) November 4, 2022
Why is it quirky?
Ahem, well, every urinal effectively caters to just half of the population.
Besides it being totally Middle-Ages-style to pee in the middle of a shopping street, there is of course one main problem: women can’t really pee standing up.
So why a urinal instead of a public toilet? Well, when the urinals were first implemented the urinal committee (yes, it existed) decided that men typically have their work on the street, so they would need it most.
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When some kind soul stepped in and said, “Hmm, why not have an option that caters to both men and women” the idea was quashed.
Lockable toilets with four walls were deemed too expensive and could hide people committing lewd acts. (So now we get to see people pee instead, very much an improvement).
The right to pee
Of course, women with bladders (a.k.a. an overwhelming majority of women) felt like this wasn’t entirely fair.
In 1970, one Dutch woman fought for the right to pee (plasrecht) by tying pink ribbons on Amsterdam urinals.
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Then, in 2017 another woman went all the way to court to protest against receiving a fine for public urination when she didn’t have another option. (The judge decided that she could have peed in a urinal [but how?!] and, to be honest, we’re still mad.)
Should you join in?
Ugh, no thanks. We’re done with seeing the butt cracks of men and the streams of wee when we’re going out for a coffee. This is one Dutch quirk that has gotta go.
What do you think of this Dutch quirk? Have you experienced it? Tell us in the comments below!
Americans always seem to think they know what’s best for everyone else. I am an American and lived in the Netherlands for 13 years and enjoyed every minute of it. Most Americans need to travel, see the world and quit telling the rest of the world what is right
I do love to piss publicly and would be delighted if the fences were gone.