Chinese food is, let’s be honest, the staple food of people too lazy to cook regardless where we are living in the world. There are a massive amount of Chinese restaurants in this country, from takeaway to high-end eat-in-a-floating restaurant kind of place.

As a culturally aware expat living in the Netherlands, you must have heard native Chinese complained about the Chinese food one can eat in the Netherlands. Ever wonder why are they being so critical? In this article, we will take a look into it:

Most so-called Chinese restaurants that do delivery are not proper Chinese food, but something of a hybrid between Indonesian cuisine and Southern Chinese cuisine, hence you would see restaurants offering this kind of “Invented in the Netherlands” Chinese food with the apt descriptor: “Chinees-Indisch”. Here are some features of this new breed of comfort food that Dutch people love so much:


  1. Expect weird names you can’t pronounce.


The names of the dish are so weirdly transcribed into Latin alphabets that even Chinese people wouldn’t understand it at first glance. Despite the high barrier to entry in ordering Chinese food in the Netherlands, Chinese restaurants are still going strong. “Foo Yung Hai”, “Tjap Tjoy”, “Tau Foe” – these are just some words that almost every properly fed Dutch kid knows. Luckily, the owners are usually kind enough to put the Dutch descriptions of what the dishes are under the alien-looking names. If you do not read any of them, then unfortunately you’re out of luck.



  1. Forget about picking what kind of meat or fish you want. You’re getting both at the same time.


Europeans, especially foodies, often complain about how meat and fish should not be mixed in the same meal, let alone in the same dish. Dutch Chinese restaurant menus may have different sections for meat and fish, but don’t be surprised if you find big chunks of beef in your oyster sauce with squid dish, nor pieces of shrimps in your stir-fry pork. You know the best (worst – if you have allergies) part? They don’t always tell you on the menu, because just like the saying on your fortune cookie’s fortune, they think the surprise is always positive.







  1. Expect an avalanche of food.

Some of us may have this experience: no matter how many times you have ordered takeaway, it never ceased to amaze you how much Dutch Chinese food you are given.


  1. Dutch Chinese Food: You are getting Sambal whether you want it or not.

I have mentioned that Chinees-Indisch food consisted of Indonesian and Southern Chinese cuisine. I especially highlighted Southern Chinese cuisine because most of the Chinese restaurant owners (or their forefathers) are Cantonese speakers from the South of China. In Southern cuisine, spicy food is almost non-existent, because it is simply way too hot to eat spicy food when the temperature is hanging around the thirties most part of the year. Of course, this would not apply to people living in the Netherlands where summer days’ temperatures are rarely over twenty degrees, or my Dutch-Indonesians friends, who apparently carry mini-bottles of Sambal in their bags for on-the-go. (Imagine the horror of it breaking in the bags!)



  1. Congratulations! The Chinese food you eat you won’t find in China!

Given the prevalence of Chinees-Indisch food in here, you might think that you can find this everywhere back in China, but you can be very proud that you won’t find it anywhere else in the world. (Okay, maybe in Chinatown in Indonesia, or Indo-town, if it exists, in China).


  1. Dutch Chinese Food apparently fits into every occasion. Wait, really?jewishchristmas

I love Chinese food, but even I would not want to eat Chinese food all the time. And that strangely happens a lot. Regardless of whether you are invited to a movie night or birthday party or, even Christmas at a Dutch household, you will inevitably run into the situation where you arrive there and your Dutch friends are pouring boxes of Chinees-Indisch takeaway onto their dinner plates, and best yet, they announce that (surprise!) dessert is a going to be sweet rice pudding case ordered from a Dutch bakery. (Well, rice pudding is actually Dutch.)


You can’t blame your Dutch friends. Afterall, Chinees-Indisch food is just one of the most convenient and cost-efficient meals of all. You can fact-check me but even Americans do it! (See statistics – unfortunately I don’t have that for the Netherlands.) It is kind of a ‘proper’ food you won’t mind presenting to your visitors, unlike delivery pizzas that remind every one of all-nighters in college and shoarma that brings up memory of partying till 5 A.M pissing drunk and being hungry like a cow. At least it fills the stomach without, arguably, making you fat like the (also) all-occasion Dutch borrel food that you can find in a Dutch household regardless of occasions and seasons.


  1. Here we go again: ,,in the Netherlands where summer days’ temperatures are rarely over twenty degrees” So untrue you know. The current year will have problably close to a hundred days of 20+ on a average of about 78. By all means, this is not ‘rarely’

  2. I absolutely am spoiled now for American Chinese Food as it is nothing but bland, compared with the Dutch Chinese food…OK..Indo-Chinese. It is one of th things I miss from the Netherlands, and was always ordered when we wanted a take out. When returning home to Holland for a visit, we as a family always ordered Chinese. When I first went to Holland and met my now husband, I treated his family to a meal, and yes, it was at an Indonesian-Chinese restaurant. I’ve tried to get some recipes to use here in California, but alas, have not found a site for recipes.


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