You can literally spot them a mile away because they’re usually extremely loud and freaking tall: Dutch people on vacation! But what really makes a Dutchie Dutch when holidaying abroad? Join me on a trip to a world full of stereotypes, Heineken drinking, and horrible GGGGGG sounds in this ultimate guide to recognizing to (or being) Dutch people on vacation.
* If you’re not into stereotypes, generalizations, and cheap shots then this might not be your article buddy
#1 Talking in loud Dutch about everything and anyone
The Dutch are not the masters of foreign languages that we are often made out to be (more on this in entry #5). When abroad, our philosophy is basically that the Dutch language is a superior language, and if for some reason people do not understand our guttural grunts, the solution is simply TO SPEAK. SLOWLY. AND. LOUDLY!
But even among themselves, the Dutch are notorious for having conversations loud enough to drown out the sound of a Boeing 747 at take-off. Though the Dutchies may think they are the center of attention for having just so much fun, they are in fact the center of attention because everything around them has been reduced to a burning pile of rubble by the sheer force of their decibels.
For those who have mastered the Dark Tongue of Baguette, here’s an excellent guide to this Dutch stereotype.
#2 Being tall as a basketball player (but without style)
What being sunburnt and drunk is to the British folk on vacation is being loud and tall as a basketball player for the Dutch folk. They’ve got some sunburns also, they’ve got the classic hideous three-quarter shorts on and both the male and female Dutchie are large and tall.
Ugly socks and sandals are optional, and having the ugly as hell checkered variant is very popular with the Dutch men. There is an upside to all of this, if you’re with Dutch people on vacation then it’s real easy to scout them out of all the other tourists.
#3 Complaining about Russians (and Germans) at the buffet
If there’s one thing Dutch people on vacation like it’s gratis and/or cheese. Put these two together in the form of a hotel-buffet and you’ve got a winning combination. So when the Dutchies flocked to a random Turkish beachtown (before it became the worlds most cynical dictatorship) all was good because nobody could touch them. The British were to busy queuing up and the Germans too apologetic. And then those Russians showed up!
Not only didn’t they give a flying **** about courtesy, they were also just hogging all the cheese – skipping the line and just guilty of having this Russian look. And let’s face it fellow Dutchies, we can’t stand these ‘new’ tourists the last 20 years. We all long back when we could just hate those Lothar Matthaeus look-a-likes to our East.
#4 Dutch people on vacation: Preaching the Holland-gospel to the natives
Hand to god, somewhere right now there is a Dutch guy in a random African country telling them all about the virtues of the proportional representation system instead of whatever backwards concoction they’ve got over there. Day and night the Dutch back in the Netherlands themselves are complaining about the government and the country that ‘dit is mijn Nederland niet meer’, but once abroad a decent Dutchman will get on the highest horse in town and start preaching about the extreme smartness of our pension systems and coffee shops.
And it’s not like they’ve just been waiting 7 hours in an Italian mail office or having a run with a Turkish police officer. No, anything can make the Dutchies start shooting off their mouth about perfect Holland – only to immediately have them start cussing again when they land at Schiphol and see the grey, rainy polderland that is their home.
What Dutch people on vacation really missed
#5 Talking about Cruijf, Gullit, Van Basten en neuken in de keuken
Forget about Frans Timmermans the hyperglot: when Dutchies are abroad, their English skills are somewhere between a New York taxi driver and a Tibetan monk who hasn’t left his solitary meditation cell for the last fifty years. Thus, in order to convey our Dutchness when forced to have small-talk with locals, we tend to yell names of famous football players, hoping that this will let them know just who they’re dealing with. “¡Sí, Holanda! ¡Johan Cruijff!” is what counts as a real conversation to a Dutch person.
But what we lack in language skills, we more than make up with rudeness (or else we call it: hufterigheid). That’s why we’re always ready to expand the vocabulary of others with colorful phrases such as neuken in de keuken.
EDITOR’S NOTE: only use Google Translate on that last phrase at your own risk.
#6 Pindakaas and Hagelslag. Our horse and shield abroad.
If there is anything that should never cease to amaze a sane person about the Dutch, it is their ability to leave their country and then travel halfway around the globe only to complain about how everything there is not like their home country. To the Dutch mind, any culture that has not mastered the art of putting chocolate sprinkles on their bread is one that might as well be on the same level as Neanderthals. So for loads of Dutch people on vacation packing your own weird bread toppings is an absolute must for a proper vacation.
#dutcheatinggoals – Also has to be real Calve Pindakaas
That’s it for now! There might be a part 2 on Dutch people on vacation where we can properly talk about having dinner in Italy at 5.30 in the frickin afternoon, complaining about the toilets or putting your towels out there by the pool in the early morning in order to deny other nationalities a place there.
What do we value intensely but really don’t think about until you’re about to lose it? A healthy life! Okay, well maybe not everyone thinks this as their first response but since I’m a healthcare professional, it’s the first thing that I think of. I’ve recently come to re-evaluate the state of health insurance here in The Netherlands compared to that of my home country, the United States, because of recent and escalating criticisms in the US about the latest proposed iteration of healthcare reform — not just the usual comedians, but well-informed health policy experts, numerous medical professional organizations, but notably also from the former top US health administrator and even from 44 himself! Scarily enough, the bill could be up for a vote as soon as this week. The Dutch and every other developed nation must be wondering what the heck is going on with American health care and why we can’t come to terms with the reality that everyone should have some ability to access basic health care.
This didn’t help
Obamacare and Trumpcare
Frankly, I think some of the debates being had in the US are old news compared to what’s in practice in The Netherlands. And it seems like while the last round of health care reform (the Affordable Care Act) made tangible progress implementing some features of what is already in place in other countries’ health systems, the current proposal (the Better Care Reconciliation Act or BCRA, a.k.a. American Health Care Act, a.k.a. Trumpcare — you can read the full bill here as well as its latest revisions) seems to represent an un-learning of what it means to be a progressive and free nation. The Affordable Care Act has shortcomings too, but it certainly seems to have been more progressive in comparison to the arguably more regressive approach under way; there is an unfortunate lack of evidence-based policy-making going on, with a heavy hand motivated by individualistic and capitalist mindsets so pervasive in American culture. This isn’t in and of itself a problem, but when these mindsets increase human suffering and preventable illness or death, and decrease the well-being of the general population, then a government seems to be abandoning its duties to its people. And so perhaps, current US policymakers could learn a thing (well, many) from the mindset in The Netherlands and embrace the necessity of taking care of its people — ALL OF THEM.
Now, I’ll concede that there is no perfect health care system anywhere in the world, although there are some admirable features of many, which are founded on the easy-to-say-but-hard-to-do philosophy that access to health care is a human right, rather than a privilege. Typically, such countries also have a bit more of a social-oriented mindset than the capitalist view that pervades American thinking and problem-solving. After all, the health of our communities and neighbors define the immediate environment in which we and our families live and work, so shouldn’t it be in everyone’s interest for people to be healthy and happy?
So let’s see what American health care could learn from the Dutch.
1. Mandatory health insurance
As with any insurance market, there needs to be a shared risk pool that individual purchasers are buying into when they pay for an insurance plan, whether it’s auto insurance, health insurance (detailed Dutch health insurance info here, thanks to a fellow DutchReviewer), personal liability insurance (this one being a unique feature of Dutch insurance markets), pet insurance, travel insurance, etc. The whole point is that you pay into the pool a bit when you are well, so that you can receive contracted services covered by your insurance if something catastrophic or unexpected happens. And, when that time comes, you are protected (insured) against the potentially high expenses of such care. Strangely, among the latest revisions announced yesterday, the bill actually might go from an individual insurance mandate to mandatory 6-month non-insurance as a penalty for people who go more than 63 days without insurance in the previous year.
In the Netherlands, the Dutch government says this about their own version of an individual mandate for its populations’ health: “The health insurance system in the Netherlands is based on the principle of social solidarity. Together, we all pay the overall cost of health care. Everyone contributes, for example, to the cost of maternity care and geriatric care.” To me, this means you pay into the system to derive its benefits when you’ll need it — when you get sick, when you get pregnant, when you get old, and so on. Now, you might be a young healthy person asking, “Why should I pay for health insurance? I never see the doctor, I’m not planning on getting pregnant, and all I’m doing is subsidizing the care of the sicker, pregnant, or older people.” Well, I hate to bear bad news, but no one lives in perfect health forever, which brings me to the next point…
2. Basic health care services
Preventive health services, including cancer screenings for example, are considered basic services covered by health insurance in both The Netherlands and the US; similarly, emergency care, hospital stays, medically indicated surgeries, medication prescriptions, and lab tests are also is covered. Interestingly, the Affordable Care Act covers routine vaccines and birth control as basic services, and these are covered only with supplemental insurance in The Netherlands. Both countries only offer dental and vision coverage for adults via supplementary insurance. But I still think the Dutch win out, as fertility treatment, disability, elder care, and some therapy services are covered also in the basic healthcare package; fertility treatment is definitely expensive and uncovered in the US (USD$1182 to $61377, depending on services and outcomes), and the other covered elements depend on a range of factors which would have had to be foretold when an individual purchased the insurance package to begin with. (As you can imagine, the freedom of the US marketplace also leads to astounding complexity in health care.) To top this all off, the pricing is roughly the same for the basic package in the US and in The Netherlands (about 100€/month), even though what’s included differs.
The Dutch have of course been doing this also for longer than Americans, since the Zorgverzekeringswet of early 2006. Sadly, if the BCRA passes in the US Senate, this would sunset all of the basic services listed as minimum coverage by December 2019. On the other hand, basic services will even be expanded in The Netherlands come January 2018. I think regressive is starting to seem like the more appropriate descriptor here.
Senator Warren says BCRA is full of “cuts, Cuts, CUTS!” Yep. From her video posted on Facebook.
3. Pre-existing conditions
If you know you need health services because, for example, you have a chronic condition like diabetes, asthma, inflammatory bowel disease, or any others, which require regular check-ups and care, then you can still access affordable health care without being penalized for having a pre-existing condition. This is true in the US, for now, and in The Netherlands. Of course, if BCRA passes, then that’ll be a tragic and backwards story for the US. Dutch health insurance is regulated to disallow such behavior in the insurance market, and explicitly states that “Everyone has a right to essential medical care, even if their condition is caused by an unhealthy or reckless lifestyle.” Meaning? Human rights are not optional.
“Trevor Noah On The GOP Health Plan: ‘If one of the losers of your healthcare plan is sick people, you done f**ked up.’ ” Clipped from replay of MSNBC coverage of the US health reform originally aired on March 7, 2017, and then replayed during The Daily Show with Trevor Noah on March 9, 2017.
4. Maternity care & reproductive care
See (2) above about basic services, where for now, the US and The Netherlands are fairly alike even if not identical here. How can we not value the health of women, mothers, and children? I don’t have children myself, but as a woman and as a healthcare professional who has seen women in difficult health and perinatal situations, there are no excuses for marginalizing such a large part of our population. Even as is, in the absence of the BCRA, maternity health is not good — millennial women face a higher maternal mortality rate of 19.2 per 100,000 compared to 7.5 for their predecessor baby boomers. Seriously? For comparison, for Dutch moms, that number has dropped from 12 per 100,000 to 7, between 1990 and 2015. Plus, the costs in the US for low-risk childbirth care vary widely between USD$1189 to $11986 (median: $4215).
I believe also that the American view on pregnancy, maternity care and childbirth also follow a very different paradigm than in The Netherlands. The Dutch think of pregnancy and childbirth as much more holistic and home-oriented (or at least non-hospital-oriented) overall, and fundamentally doesn’t treat pregnant women as disabled like Americans do. Maternity care is a basic service in The Netherlands; maybe this is one of many reasons contributing to why Dutch moms are the happiest. This is not to say that there is only one right way to be pregnant and birth a child, but it’s admirable that there are conceivably more covered options and systemic support for women’s health when it comes to perinatal care in The Netherlands.
Finally, it’s not possible to mention women’s health without also mentioning Planned Parenthood in America — it provides care for nearly 2.5 million people in every one of the 50 states, plus D.C. That’s the equivalent of the entire populations of Amsterdam, Rotterdam, and The Hague combined! This includes the basic health services already noted, plus so much more.
Expats and Dutchies alike at the Women’s March Netherlands in Amsterdam on 21 January, 2017, one of more than 500 estimated women’s marches globally that day. Photo by Tiffany Leung
5. Where’s the social good?
I cannot fathom how it would be helpful to any individual or the population that the new US healthcare bill would de-insure about 23 million Americans, reduce women’s health coverage, increase insurance costs for older and sicker Americans, and give money “saved” as tax cuts to the wealthy. Certainly, this isn’t all, but this should be more than enough to re-consider embarking on such preventable disaster. To make matter’s worse, such a bill was crafted in secret and by an all-male committee, effectively eliminating the possibility for any stakeholder who would be directly affected by the consequences (for example, women) to be at the table to participate in decision-making. And for a country with a reputation for freedom, liberty, and democracy to behave in such an opaque manner is disappointing in the least.
Dutchness and health care
Okay, so Dutch health care perhaps is far from perfect — I’m sure there are plenty of readers who can, and will, describe their negative experiences and arguments against these points. But as a healthy young person in The Netherlands, I have no problem with paying into the system because I know that there will come a day when I use health services here, and I’ll be relieved to have paid my share to the pot so that I and my neighbors, friends, and colleagues can preserve our valuable health and lives. I am fortunate enough to be able to do that still in the US should I need it, but I’m certainly happier knowing that the Dutch community in which I live can be healthier and happier with ready health care access and services.
A final note: If you’re an American expat and you have concerns about some of these issues or others relating to the US Better Health Reconciliation Act, I encourage you to voice your objections to key US senators in advance of their vote. Here are just a few easy-to-access resources to point you in the right direction:
The same report from Save the Children found that the United Kingdom, the place where I was born and spent most of my 24 years on this planet, came 22nd on the list. That’s quite a large difference between where I am from and where I live now.
From living in both countries, the standard of living that I have observed has been relatively similar. There’s no major conceptual gap between how I lived in England and how I live now in the land of klompen and kaas. Basically, on the surface – apart from the divergence in our national preferences for how many ways you can fry a potato – there isn’t much to be said.
Also: rain
That Dutch feeling
The main difference for me between the land of my birth and my adopted homeland is something much more abstract. It’s a feeling, more than anything. Perhaps it’s where I live or the people I have met, but there is an air of contentment that enters you as soon as you touch down at Schiphol that I can’t put my finger on.
I believe that this is what separates the Netherlands from the UK. But something is causing this feeling.
Normally we would make fun of Russia or America when it comes to weird internet movies or extreme chases. But in this case, it’s our own little country and our renowned blue supermarket being the spot for a very peculiar chase:
Source: dumpert
It appears that the 17-year old chased person (is there a word for that?) ignored a stop sign while he was on a moped by the police during a routine check-up in Doesburg. The police officer was determined not to let this one get away and rode him down in the supermarket – finally getting a hold of him. He (the runner, not the cop) got 3 traffic tickets, was also driving without a proper license and on someone else’s moped.
At least he got some internet fame in return for it 😉
In a previous article we talked all about the Iceman from Limburg, Wim Hof, and his legendary tolerance to extreme heat and cold. Initially, when researching him for the article, I’d put down his freakish abilities to some genetic abnormality, and considered him the exception to what was humanly possible. Further digging revealed that Wim Hof’s methods are actually quite readily available for those willing to learn them.
Our group of Wim Hof devotees
Sign Me Up!
From how to centre your mind and endure freezing cold temperatures to focused breathing that’s reported to help you control your autonomic systems of the body, Wim Hof’s methods can be studied either directly under him or with a certified teacher (for a fee). With that in mind I decided to jump online to see if there was a chance that Wim Hof was coming to a city near me. Alas, no success, however there was a cold exposure and breathing session coming up run by Josh and Casey Cordoba of H.E.L.P. Sydney, who have both been given the Wim Hof stamp of approval. If they’re good enough for Wim they’re good enough for me!
Learning the basics of diaphragmatic breathing
I booked my ticket and within the week found myself horizontal on the cold floor of a local surf club, eyes closed and surrounded by a bunch of Wim Hof hopefuls and devotees.
Wim Hof’s Breathing Technique
I was skeptical at first (even though I do believe that Wim himself can perform these feats) that by simply breathing, I could control various systems within my body. As it says on his website though:
“We’re always breathing, yet we’re mostly unaware of its tremendous potential. Heightened oxygen levels hold a treasure trove of benefits, and the specialized breathing technique of the Wim Hof Method unearths them all: more energy, reduced stress levels and an augmented immune response to swiftly deal with pathogens”
Seems legit, I mean, I’ve been breathing for 27 years now – should be pretty good at it. With this in mind we were instructed to lie flat on our backs – heads slightly propped up by a pillow – close our eyes, and sink into a rhythm of deep diaphragmatic breathing. In, out, in, out. Filling the lower abdomen and lungs up to capacity and exhaling nearly all the way out – essentially leaving a surplus of oxygen in the body.
The beginning of our breathing exercise
This continues until you reach about 35 breaths (one round), whereupon you’re told to exhale about 80% and hold your breath for as long as possible. Once you can’t hold it any longer, you must then take a massive inhale and hold the new air for around 10 seconds. I tapped out at what felt like a minute on the first round, but as we continued and came to the fourth and final round, I exhaled 80% and held, only to experience a strange calmness come over my mind. Tingling was felt all over my body and the muscles in my arms began to twitch ever so slightly.
Jacked Up On Wim Hof
Was this what they talk about when they said you’ll feel “charged”?
On this last breath hold I was 100% in the moment and focused on my body. Tell me the last time you concentrated on one thing for 5 minutes straight, free from distraction and without being swept away in a river of thought.
This hold, as I was told later, went for over 4 minutes (on an exhale breath mind you). Time however was not relevant to my thinking and a feeling I can only describe as euphoria began to fill my body. Upon opening my eyes it felt as if colours were brighter, noises were sharper and every single one of my senses was on fire. I was in disbelief – Viva La Hof!
Wim Hof’s Cold Exposure Exercise
Part two of this Wim Hof endorsed coaching session encompassed immersing ourselves in a pool of ice water. This was undertaken outside on a cold, grey winter’s day. The setting from inside the club looking out resembles a depressing English beach and nothing like the usually inviting Australian coastline, which only added to my initial reservations.
Yours truly trying to remain composed as his testicles search for higher ground
Post Wim Hof breathing however, I felt like I could take on an iceberg. And ice baptism in a piddly pool of near freezing water be damned!
So we began. A gathering of half naked “Wim Hofers” standing around a blow up pool filled with water, and ice from the bottle shop around the corner. We took a step forward, waited, then linked arms and stepped in. If the initial shock of the subzero water rising up over your nipples didn’t rattle you, the groans of the people beside you did.
The cold is your friend, not your foe!
Once submerged up to my neck I began to focus my breathing, in the same way the trainers briefed us, by taking full breaths in then letting out air in a sustained and measured manner. This went on for three minutes.
Three whole minutes in an ice bath… outside… in winter
It’s the most curious thing though. You’d think you would hyperventilate and struggle against the cold. But upon accepting it and remaining calm, you can actually endure an incredible amount of time in the pool. Is this the secret to Wim Hof’s cold exposure methods? Those three minutes passed in what seemed like a second, and before I knew it we were climbing out to jump into the comparably hot ocean.
Post Wim Hof Ponderings
After coming out of the ocean, saying my goodbyes and scuttling away from the session with high hopes and promises of warm pizza, I began to reflect on the day. I was still buzzing from the breathing exercises and feeling buoyed by a sense of achievement.
Three weeks down the track and I’ve been “Hoffing” it at least once every couple of days with mixed results. Some days I feel pumped, others, just sleepy. Perhaps I’m only half-assing it? Cold water exposure is hard to maintain but an icy shower in the morning does wonders for when you need a bit of help waking up.
I can’t help but think that perhaps the collective energy and nervous anticipation of those around me contributed to that enlightened moment during the breathing exercise. But one things for sure, I do notice a rise in energy levels and overall increase in mental sharpness on days when I Wim Hof successfully – enough of a difference in fact that I am now a staunch believer in his methods.
Thanks to the team at H.E.L.P. Sydney for organising this event
Dutch people are so stereotyped in this sense. If it rains they want the sun, and now that we have sun and warmth they want it gone as well. Make up your mind Dutchies! Anyways, good news for those that like cycling in the rain. The heatwave is almost gone, and our familiar shitty weather will be back in a few hours as heavy thunder and rain rolls into the country – starting in the Randstad.
The purple stuff is moving West:
source: buienradar
And next week all the good weather will be gone for weeks to come:
source: weeronline
Oh and next time people, can we get through a heatwave with a bit more humor like the Brits?
BREIN, a Stichting for big media firms in the Netherlands that are worried about copyright infringement, has restarted their campaign against The Pirate Bay. In a new court release from the 14th of this month, they requested that Ziggo and XS4ALL block The Pirate Bay domain after a European appeals court sent the case back to the Dutch Supreme Court.
There seems to be some deja vu regarding internet laws. In the States we have been dealing with Net Neutrality laws for about 7 years now trying to make sure the internet is open to all equally and not like cable subscriptions where you pay for access to certain sites.
Screenshot from https://www.battleforthenet.com/july12/
In the Netherlands there is another cycle of internet privilege playing out. 6 years ago Ziggo and XS4ALL blocked The Pirate Bay (TPB) and a year after, 5 other internet service providers followed suit. So why is this new domain block back in the courts?
Well in 2014 it was ruled that the domain blocks were ineffective. Even after the Swedish government attempted to seize TPB domain at ‘.se’, the website responded by creating 6 new domains and even changing its logo to a Hydra. The hydra is a mythical beast that replenishes and multiplies its heads as you cut them off. Essentially done as a move to mock the Swedish authorities who thought it possible to seize a project such as TPB.
The difficult part for governments is that TPB servers are easily replicated and do not hold as much on them as a site like youtube which hosts the media it contains. TPB does not actually host things, it is just a catalog for you to find other humans in the world who are hosting the media you want.
TPB logo 2015
The Slant: Why does this matter?
Well there is always the slippery slope worry. Often considered a fallacy, slippery slopes are the idea that once you let something happen, people will take advantage of the new privilege. People worry that if TPB is blocked, it will pave the way for other sites to be blocked. Even internet provider XS4ALL was cautious of this in a statement released last week.
Us westerners have become used to a certain level of freedom especially on the internet. The Netherlands has a quite open and free internet for now but advocates of an open internet worry that a new ruling on the pirate bay could be a step in the wrong direction.
Blocking the Domain is still ineffective and may infringe on rights.
There are still and will remain for a long time, VPN and other proxy reroutes to access pages. Just as was ruled in 2014, a current ban on TPB would not be effective as anybody could download a free VPN, use TOR, or even equally likely, TPB will create new domains that make it easier to get to their site- as they did after the Swedish government ‘seizure.’ The 2014 decision was appealed and is now under review again after the European court sent the case back to the Dutch supreme court. We are back to where we started in 2011. The next ruling looks like it will be a slam dunk for BREIN meaning Ziggo and XS4ALL will have to block TPB. Just like last time, the other main internet providers will likely follow suit after a court order. Its like a broken record of wasting the time of judges and lawyers all over the Netherlands and EU.
Screenshot from https://www.torproject.org/
Though the biggest concern for citizens comes from a smaller ruling in 2012 that at first may be easy to overlook. After a complaint from BREIN that people were finding workarounds too readily, there was a court order for the Pirate Party of the Netherlands to ‘stop publicizing ways to circumvent blocks to The Pirate Bay.’
According to the wording of the law regarding copyright infringement, TPB and the Pirate Party of the Netherlands, are not allowed to take part in ‘communication to the public’ of ways to infringe copyright.
Screenshot from Piratenpartij.nl
This communication to the public is the heart of the legal case, but I think it is irrelevant for how most of us interact with TPB and an open internet. What is more important moving forward is that a web of censorship does not begin to form, something that could be a consequence of the legal wording.
If you do not know how a virtual private network (VPN) or TOR the web browser works, I can only link them for a short period of time. In the event that the block is upheld again, I will have to remove these links or else be implicated like the Pirate Party of the Netherlands. It seems the courts do not want people to know how to use the internet most effectively. TOR is an encrypted web browser that allows you to essentially hide yourself from the ‘internet police’. And VPN’s make it so that you are effectively browsing the internet from whatever location you choose through your VPN provider. You may need to choose a country outside of the EU eventually if this ruling is used as precedent for EU courts.
In 2012 the Dutch Pirate Party said on its webpage, ‘More and more bits of the internet will have to be censored because they might be used to get access to ‘infringing’ sites, until eventually most of the internet will be unreachable.’
That was the slippery slope worry 5 years ago and it has already happened once that a separate site was censored for helping people to reach the site that was being censored in the first place. It is likely all of this will play out again if BREIN gets its way in this Dutch Supreme Court ruling.
This is what has me and many others worried.
Countries should have the right to uphold the law as they see fit regarding copyright infringement. However, in countries where freedom of speech is encouraged, there should not be arbitrary rules on what can and cannot be said. This is not like calling fire in a crowded place. It is perfectly legal to use a VPN or TOR, and I am not even saying anybody should use these services for nefarious deeds. BUT, In the event that the government forces internet service providers to block certain domains, this could be a way for somebody to possibly still reach those domains through the blockade.
Further Disclaimer; it is not illegal to merely access TPB through a proxy service, there is copyright free and opensource material hosted, not only copyrighted material. However, downloading copyrighted material is illegal in many countries.
TPB has shown itself to be a strong and lasting name in the fight for internet freedom and I appreciate their efforts and would like to echo them myself. This current ruling could have wider implications for the rest of Europe. Let’s hope the internet will stay free and open to all, and if not, well I know a few solutions you can try…
Screenshot from a Youtube video that is not being distributed in the Netherlands.
P.S. Many people have to use VPNs and streaming / torrent sites because of distribution laws and the fact that many movies and television shows are not picked up by local distributors. There is a plethora of material available in the world right now and only a handful of it is legally allowed to be watched in the Netherlands, whether paid or not. That has led to the rise of sites like TPB. It is not that everybody who downloads is a cheap criminal, but that there is no other way to access a lot of media without torrents and streaming sites. If these media companies are so worried about losing money, why don’t they distribute more of the television shows and movies that people want to watch instead of spending money to censor one of the few outlets to watch all of these things from? I for one would welcome advertisements and ease of use on other platforms like youtube or a European friendly version of Hulu, rather than have to go through the hassle of downloading episodes of my favorite British shows. That simply isn’t always an option.
Will the Holland Heatwave destroy us all? No, it won’t – but drink some water will ya…
Yes, those all-caps were needed. After months of writing about Spring while rain was pouring down and it was 10 degrees our prayers have finally been answered. It’s hotter than we are used to in the Netherlands and guess what, we have a plan for that. So our weather institute the KNMI prepares to sound the heatwave alarm at the end of the day (A heatwave is official when there are 5 consecutive days above 25C and 3 on which it exceeds 30C, but also whenever we feel like it and it’s hot).
There is also already a yellow alert called (whatever that is) and the national heat plan has been set in motion. So we’ve received the brilliant advice to drink more water and dress accordingly if you’re an elderly person, chronically ill, a baby and are overweight (that’s snowflake language for fat). And we’re just venturing here, but I’m gonna state that it might also be a good idea to drink some water if you’re a regular person-man-woman.
So about that Holland heatwave
To make things bureaucratically interesting, it’s the RIVM that does the health plan with a heatwave and not the KNMI. Seven provinces are under the regime of this national heatwave plan, namely Zuid-Holland, Limburg (that’s always the hottest one), Gelderland, Utrecht, Overijssel and Brabant. Obviously apply sunscreen liberally, and please don’t speak to Australians about this little hike in temperatures for they will laugh at you.
Other suggestions to do during a Holland Heatwave are moving it to an urban beach and of course – fire up that BBQ and grill some speklappen with ‘sate-saus’.
So will this Holland Heatwave continue? Sure, we’re going to have a great summer – totally not going to be over at the end of this week.
“The European Union is about bringing people together and making their lives easier…From now on, citizens who travel within the EU will be able to call, text and connect on their mobile devices at the same price as they pay at home. Eliminating roaming charges is one of the greatest and most tangible successes of the EU.” – European Commission Statement, 14 June 2017
The European Commission announces the implementation of “Roam Like Home” legislation
If you have Promo emails filtered out of your inbox, including messages from your mobile carrier in the EU, you might have missed this major milestone starting the 15th of June that’ll make life so much easier while living and traveling in the European Union!
“Roam Like Home” legislation has been well over 2 years in the making, and is a tremendous development for those who periodically travel outside of their country of residence and where a SIM card and mobile plan are purchased, whether for holiday, study, or work. No longer do you have to be tied down to Wi-Fi spots when traveling or ration your data usage abroad to ensure you don’t incur surprise overage costs!
Checking your invoice after a short trip before this 15th of June
And living in Maastricht, where the Belgian border is an easy 20-minute bike ride west, and there are international airports in Belgium and Germany that are closer to here than Schipol, I am ever grateful for this change. And it couldn’t have arrived at a better time. Summer is here, and I fully intend to explore my new home country of The Netherlands, but also importantly, eventually travel to each and every one of the other 27 member countries of the European Union, plus the 3 non-EU countries in the European Economic Area, Iceland, Liechtenstein, and Norway, which are also included in the new legislation.
Roam wild & free with no #roaming
Roam Like at Home…but for only so many days of the year
Keep in mind that this new rule doesn’t mean permanent or unlimited roaming though, nor does it mean you get unlimited calls, texts or data automatically. Let’s say you contracted with T-Mobile in The Netherlands for their GO Next plan when it was first offered in January this year. This gives you unlimited text and calls in The Netherlands but limits your data to 5 Gb, and allows for up to about 60 days of roaming in EU countries. Now, you can expect to get unlimited text and calls in all EU countries + the 3 non-EU EEA member states, but you will still be limited to 5 Gb/month.
Also, it’s possible that if you spend more time abroad and consume more abroad than at home over a 4-month period, your carrier might ask you to explain yourself. The new rules also include anti-abuse protections, so your carrier is most definitely still closely monitoring your usage. After all, the mobile network operators now bear the abroad roaming costs rather than consumers. That means that with my phone and SIM card I purchased in The Netherlands (whose networks include KPN, Vodafone, T-mobile, and Tele2), when I travel to Iceland for holiday this summer, if I call, text, or use data in Iceland (whose networks include Siminn, Vodafone, Nova, and IceCell), my mobile network operator is responsible for paying the connection fee, if there is one, to the abroad operator to allow me to roam – and doesn’t pass that cost on to me. Hurray!
The one area of uncertainty is Brexit – it’s possible that in the long term, Britons may have to pay roaming fees once again post-Brexit when traveling in Europe, but there is no final answer on this yet.
So in the meantime, roam wild and free in EU countries (until you reach your data limit if you have one, of course)! Why wait? You should’ve started yesterday!
Here’s a useful FAQ about ‘Roam Like at Home’ from the source, the European Commission, if you might still be wondering what the excitement is all about. So what do you think about ‘Roam like home’? Betcha like the EU now don’t ya?
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