If you know, you know. And if you don’t know, well…now you do. Since 2008, having sex in Amsterdam’s Vondelpark has been legal — as long as you stick to a few guidelines.
That’s right, you can ‘sleep’ with someone (minus the bed) smack in the middle of Amsterdam and in the great outdoors. 🌿
Does this progressive law make strides for the sexual liberation movement? Or did the Dutch government’s indulgence in people’s thrill-seeking go too far? That’s up to you to decide.
Here are the facts 👉👌
Vondelpark amasses millions of visitors per year. 10 million visitors, to be exact. Some of these are, well, freakier than others.
So how did this wholesome park, once a stylish recreation ground for middle-class Amsterdammers in the mid-19th century, become a swing-set-by-day, sex-swing-for-swingers-by-night kind of place?
It all started on a fateful September day in 2008, when Amsterdam Alderman Paul van Grieken made a life-changing and controversial announcement.
It was suddenly legal for consenting adults over the age of 18 to, *ahem*, get it on in Vondelpark — so long as they:
did so under the cloak of night (never when it’s light outside),
didn’t have “intercourse near the playground,”
and cleaned up their “garbage” afterwards. 🥴
You’re welcome to the Vondelpark 🥰😎✌🏼 in Amsterdam. Funfact: It’s allowed to have sex in public HERE, if you take the trash with you after 🤣🤣🤣. Except around the playground 😂😂😂😂😂😂. pic.twitter.com/sDIt2ZVbNt
The reason for this new law? Who knows. The way Van Grieken saw it, it wasn’t something he could regulate even if he wanted to. Perhaps the sexual activity was already happening, so much that Amsterdam police were tired of fighting it.
As the saying goes, if you can’t beat ‘em, join — okay, yeah, maybe not.
What’s the catch?
Let’s hope you didn’t just glance at this article’s headline, grab a suitcase full of sex toys, and make a beeline for Vondelpark in broad daylight. Slow down there, cowboy! ☝️🤠
First, and very importantly, keep in mind that sex is not legal in other Dutch parks, only in Vondelpark.
Should this article inspire you to venture into the Volderpark shrubbery for your own sexcapade, whether it’s to spice up a dead marriage or because you’re without accommodation (Amsterdam is expensive, after all), remember the three S’s:
1. Sort out the trash (Ew)
While the municipality claims to be indifferent about any sex that may or may not be happening behind closed doors/vegetation, they are tired of finding the condoms people often leave behind. (Um, understandably so).
So, unless you want your DNA traced back to you (just kidding), make sure you clean up after you wrap up.
2. Stay secluded, voyeurs should be excluded
Although this might seem like common sense, some adventurers before you have failed in this area. Let their mistakes be a lesson to you.
You’ve got to stay camouflaged, buried deep in bushes, even wear all camo if possible, and make sure you sufficiently stifle the sounds of your midnight lovemaking. 🤫
If you’re an innocent dog walker who isn’t interested in park sex: try to steer clear of bushes if you happen to find yourself frolicking around Vondelpark after hours, lest you accidentally encounter some naked cuddling.
Consider this a warning. (That said, please don’t try your hand at voyeurism either. Don’t be that guy/girl.)
3. Stop, just stop
Wait, you weren’t actually going to go there, were you? Please don’t. This is an intervention.
Think about the stinging nettles that could end up in any…orifices. Not to mention the fact that there are plenty of ticks in the Netherlands. Stay safe out there! 😬
Enter at your own risk
In 2017, police chief Bernard Welten issued a warning reminding park-going sex-havers to keep things tasteful and, above all, discreet.
One couple got so caught up in the throes of the passion that year that it became an audible, visible “nuisance” to those around them.
It’s perfectly fine to go at it “at times when no one is walking their dog in Vondelpark,” suggested Welten at the time.
But if a wide-eyed dog walker stumbles upon a scene that’s mentally scarring and then notifies the police, the authorities won’t hesitate to “act”.
Basically, do try to keep your dignity and respect for others intact when partaking in some horizontal tango in Vondelpark. (Well, in this case, it might be more of a vertical tango, but you know what, let’s not get into it.)
An elderly couple strolling through the park with their grandchild back in the day also scolded the municipality for being “irresponsible” and for promoting “filth.”
Whether or not you agree, it’s important to keep the opinions of locals in mind when embarking on your own…journey.
Significance in the LGBTQ+ community
Over the years, the site has gained a reputation for its significance concerning Amsterdam’s LGBTQ+ community.
Well before the law was in place, parts of Vondelpark were reportedly a hotspot for gay men to have late-night trysts, dating back to, some say, the 17th century.
Considering the strict, discriminatory rules they faced, doing it at home may not have been an option.
Cases like that do demonstrate why meeting somewhere outside to engage in funny business — so long as it’s both safe and consensual — might not be that bad of an idea.
Here’s a little secret: the KNM exam is one of the most underestimated among the Dutch inburgering (integration) exams.
It sounds so simple: knowledge of Dutch society (Kennis van de Nederlandse Maatschappij). All you have to do is answer questions about life in the Netherlands, right?
Well, yes and no. As someone who sat the exam in 2021 (and is literally paid to write about Dutch society), I was surprised at how in-depth some of the questions are. For example:*
Julia attends high school at the HAVO level. When she graduates, what kind of higher education can she pursue?
Your elderly neighbour has stomach pain. What should you advise them to do?
What is actief kiesrecht?
To make matters more difficult, you’ll answer 40 questions on your KNM exam — but you have no idea which questions. There are potentially endless combinations of questions that you could be asked.
That means the only way to be fully prepared for the exam is, well, to study. 🤯
Why people fail the KNM exam
Yes, people do fail the KNM exam. Scroll through any inburgeren group on Facebook, and you’ll see it happen. How?
Well, firstly, the multiple-choice exam requires surprisingly deep knowledge of Dutch society and systems (education, taxes, banking, police, and more) a la the questions above.
Secondly, the whole exam is in Dutch, and some words are surprisingly complicated for an A2 level.
Finally, most people study for the exam by leafing through textbooks filled with boring content and Dutch language that’s also way above an A2 level — the level often required for most of the other exams.
It’s time to say doei to textbooks when studying for the KNM exam. Image: Freepik
In one word: ugh. 😮💨
So, how can you ace the KNM integration exam while maintaining your sanity? A swift, entertaining, and comprehensive online course (of course).
The best way to prepare for the KNM exam: InburgeringOnline.nl
The future is here! Skip the late-night sessions with an outdated textbook and open your eyes to entertaining videos, online quizzes, and easy-to-understand Dutch from InburgeringOnline.nl.
Now, let’s be clear: this course won’t repair your relationship with your Aunt Maggie or help you drop five kilos.
All it can do is help you prepare for the KNM exam — and we think that’s pretty damn good. 😉
Here’s how it works:
Log in to the online course in your own time.
Watch a quick overview of how the course works from your new KNM study buddy, Bart, a bona fide Dutchie and experienced Dutch language teacher.
Work through each topic about Dutch society by watching lighthearted videos presented in simple Dutch and completing the related exercises.
Test yourself at the end and amaze yourself with your progress.
Profit! (Or pass the exam, whichever works).
Best of all, the content is entertaining and easy to follow. Leuk!
Bart’s KNM course is super easy to navigate. Image: InburgeringOnline.nl/Supplied
TIP: You don’t have to watch the videos to get the most benefit. Listen to them while cleaning, catching the train, or riding your bike too! Passive learning at its finest. 💪
Okay, but what makes it different?
You can buy a textbook if you like — we’re not your mum. But allow us to tell you why an online course may just make your day.
First up, the videos are fluff-free. They’re entertaining, but they only tell you what you need to learn — for both the exam but also for life in the Netherlands! ✅
Textbooks? Nah. An online course? Ja! Image: Depositphotos
Because the exam is in Dutch, so are the videos. However, the Dutch is ultra-clear and easy to understand, and any difficult words are translatedin real-time — so you’ll never find yourself lost.
If you’re still working on your language skills, you can slow down the videos, or if you’re an old pro, you can also speed them up. ⏰
Best of all, an online course lets you prepare entirely on your schedule.
You can smash it all out in a day, or you can focus on one section each night. Need to repeat or review a lesson? Geen probleem!
The proof is in the pudding
Yes, we know it’s all about reviews, right? Fortunately, past participants say ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Here’s one example:
“[The course] helped immensely to reduce the preparation time from many months to a few days,” says Kumar Malladi (44). “When I went to the exam, everyone around thought it was too tough, where I felt weird because I could answer most questions without any issue.”
He highly recommends the course “not just for passing exams but [also for] being able to actually start the journey in integrating.”
Preparing for the KNM exam with InburgeringOnline.nl
Alright, before you click away madly to InburgeringOnline.nl, you should read this because it will save you money.
You can get access to the KNM exam preparation course for a low monthly fee. But, if you need to take your other Dutch integration exams, the full package of Dutch integration courses is heavily discounted — and what’s more Dutch than loving a korting?
Here’s how:
If you order a full packagemonthlysubscription to the KNM course, you’ll save 35%.
If you order a full package on a six-month or a 12-month subscription, you’ll get the KNM course absolutely free.
Does that save you valuable money to put in your piggy bank to buy a windmill one day? Yes, it does.
Have you taken the KNM exam? Tell us your experience in the comments below!
*Note: The example questions listed above are not real exam questions. Students who take the exams have to wear a hood, drink from a golden goblet, and vow never to disclose the actual questions on the exam, so we’ve created some similar questions instead.
So, you’re looking to get an STD test while living in the Netherlands. Good for you!
There are several different ways to get tested for STDs (or SOAs [Seksueel Overdraagbare Aandoening], as the Dutch say). Let’s answer some of your questions and point you in the right direction.
Where can I get an STD test in the Netherlands?
In the Netherlands, you can get an STD test at your huisarts (GP) or at the GGD (Gemeentelijke Gezondheidsdienst or municipal health services).
If you are not comfortable with either of these options, you can also opt to order an STD test online and take it at home — just make sure they are reliable.
You’re eligible for a free STD test from the GGD if you’re believed to have a higher chance of catching an STD.
This means that you can typically get a free STD test in the Netherlands if:
You’re under 25 years old
You have symptoms that could indicate an STD
You come from a country where many people have STDs. According to the GGD’s questionnaire, these areas include Suriname, Antilles or Aruba, Morocco, Turkey, Africa, South or Central America, Eastern Europe, Asia
You’ve had sex with someone who comes from the above regions
You are a man who has sex with men
You have sex with people as part of your job
You’ve had sex with someone who has an STD
Do you meet any of the above conditions? Congrats! You can apply for a free STD test on the GGD’s website.
However, you may have to travel far to find an available appointment or wait a while before the next time slot, but it’s worth it.
Note: If you meet the above requirements, you can only get a gratis (free) test from a GGD. If you want to be tested at your local doctor’s office, you’ll need to claim that on your insurance.
I don’t qualify for a free STD test; now what?
Don’t meet the conditions on the above list? Or want a test before you can make an appointment at the GGD? Then you may have to fork out a bit of money.
*Shocked gasp from the audience*
We know, you’d think a country that’s so liberated about sex would supply its entire population with free STD tests, but helaas, this is not the case.
If your situation doesn’t match the above conditions, you’ll have to get tested by your huisarts (GP).
In some cases, you will have to pay for this test yourself, depending on your health insurance deductible.
I have already paid my full health insurance deductible this year. Your health insurance will cover any further medical costs — including your STD test. Rejoice!
I haven’t paid my full health insurance deductible this year. If you haven’t paid your deductible this year or only paid a portion of it, you will have to cover the cost of your STD test until it reaches the limit of your deductible.
For example: Let’s say your health insurance deductible is €395 per year. If you haven’t paid any of this amount so far, your insurance won’t cover the cost of your STD test yet.
Once you spend your full deductible on eligible healthcare covered by insurance, your insurance will begin to cover other health issues — like STD tests.
How much are STD tests in the Netherlands?
The cost of an STD test at your GP can vary depending on how many STDs you are getting tested for. For example, a chlamydia test may cost €40.
However, a complete checkup could amount to around €300.
Your sexual health is very important, which means, no matter the cost, it should be prioritised.
Do you think all STD tests should be free in the Netherlands? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!
A lot of us are familiar with homesickness: the lurching, grapple-at-your-heart ache when you long to be somewhere else. Moving abroad can sure be challenging, but we’re here with some tips to make the transition a little bit easier.
Whether you moved away temporarily for university or long-term for a job, after the initial excitement of exploring and getting to know a new place has worn off you, only to be left with the unnerving reality that you have to “start again”.
Homesickness can manifest itself in different ways, some people isolate themselves and try to curb their loneliness with TV programmes or podcasts. Others may spend all their time communicating with family and friends back home.
Each individual deals with being homesick differently, and you have to find a coping mechanism that suits you. To help you do just that, we prepared a list of useful tips for combating homesickness.
What is homesickness?
Homesickness is that feeling of longing for your home, the distress and functional impairment caused by a separation from home. You crave your home or the people there.
It’s a lonely feeling to move somewhere new. Image: Pexels
The feeling can last a day, or sometimes, people can go through a longer period of homesickness lasting a few weeks.
Sounds familiar? You’re not alone, lots of other people feel the same way.
Who gets homesick?
Basically, anyone who is in a non-home environment for a prolonged period of time.
This could even include kids at summer camp, people who have been hospitalized for a prolonged period of time, or even people taking a long vacation when they find themselves just craving the comfort of their own bed.
Anyone could become homesick, but there’s ways to combat it! Image: Depositphotos
Typically, homesickness affects immigrants, foreign students, foreign employees, refugees, displaced people, or military personnel.
Anyone can experience it in such circumstances, and the way homesickness manifests varies between children and adults.
For example, children are more likely to experience social or behavioural problems when homesick. Adolescents in an academic setting are more likely to experience absentmindedness, nontraumatic ailments, low self-esteem or obsessive thoughts or behaviours.
Adultsmay experience depression or anxiety symptoms, have difficulty focusing or concentrating, or withdraw socially.
What can you do to prevent being homesick?
Maybe you’re moving somewhere new, away from the people you love. Maybe you’re just going on a long trip.
Being homesick is not easy to beat, so it’s better to come prepared as much as possible. We’ve gathered some tips and tricks to help you stop homesickness in its tracks.
Initiate social contact with others before arrival
There are plenty of Facebook groups, for example, that help you accomplish just that. Sure, maybe Facebook is a little bit dead, but these kinds of groups can be helpful.
Try find your community online. Image: Freepik
But if that’s not your cup of tea, you can also have a look at Reddit. Both there and on Facebook, a quick search for “[your nationality] in the Netherlands” can give you some groups to choose from. (Tip: if an English search doesn’t work, try your native language!)
Make friends with a mixture of homeland buddies and locals
Of course, having someone from your native country can bring that comfort and understanding that you might lack when you move somewhere new.
They speak the same language as you, understand what the moving process is like, and feel like a little piece of home.
It’ll be a mix of your old home and your new home. Image: Depositphotos
But be careful not to stick exclusively to them. Limiting yourself to solely homeland friends can get in the way of acculturation and intensify feelings of homesickness.
So if you’re already in the Netherlands, go out there and make some new Dutch friends — they’ll teach you words (and concepts) of gezellig and borrelen in no time.
Maintain healthy lifestyle choices
Yeah, yeah, we’ve all heard it: “Go for a walk, drink some water, eat well, get some sleep!” As annoying as it can be to admit, sometimes the most simple advice does work.
Your physical health impacts your mental health. Image: Pexels
It can be challenging sometimes, but eating and drinking well, sleeping enough, and getting regular exercise can make a big difference.
Take, for example, how increased exposure to unhealthy behaviours may develop into unhealthy coping behaviours such as binge drinking or drug use among university students.
Healthy behaviours can go a long way in support of mental and physical health. So just try it out: start with the basics. Food, fresh air, movement, sleep. If this doesn’t work, don’t beat yourself up. There are plenty of other resources out there to get help!
Just take it one day at a time. Soon you’ll feel right at home.
Develop your sense of self-compassion
Negative thoughts and self-criticisms are so easy and potentially even automatic to fall into. Remember to be kind and forgive yourself for the variety of hurdles you’ll inevitably encounter.
Spending time alone can also be fun! Image: Freepik
It’s always a work in progress. Try to notice when you’re having some negative thoughts and maybe call a loved one, forgive yourself for thinking them, and let them go away. We know this is much easier said than done, but practice makes perfect.
How can you treat your homesickness?
Even if you pull out all the stops to cope with homesickness, sometimes it just doesn’t work. But there are remedies to make you feel a little less separated from your home.
Talk to others about your feelings of missing home
Homesickness is a very common feeling, so most people will relate to or at least understand it. Especially if you are in an international environment like a university, chances are most students aren’t Dutch, so they know what it’s like to be far away from home.
Don’t feel too ashamed to reach out to people. Image: Depositphotos
Maybe it’s a bit intimidating or scary to talk about how you feel at first. But as lonely as you may feel, people around you could feel the same way.
Talking to someone who knows what you’re going through can be a relief – for you and for them. While you’re at it, maybe you end up sharing some fun things about your cultures, and before you know it, you have a new friend!
Find ways to reduce acculturation stress
This can mean getting more information about your new environment, finding community groups that share your interests, and potentially finding community groups that celebrate your homeland’s traditions.
Sitting by water is shown to reduce levels of adrenaline and cortisol (the stress hormones). Image: Depositphotos
Connecting with other expats, such as through social events organized for expats, is one way to help with developing both personal and professional networks.
Recognise when to ask for help
This goes for anyone, but especially for international students. Knowing what your options are for professional or lay resources, on or off-campus, can be an important way to address more difficult issues.
There are plenty of resources to talk to a professional. Image: Depositphotos
For expats, finding helpful resources through an expat centre, health insurance, or an occupational health physician (bedrijfsarts) can be a potential option to look into.
Mental health note: If you or a loved one are experiencing psychological problems or suicidal thoughts in the Netherlands, please call the suicide prevention hotline 113 or refer to www.113.nl for resources and assistance — DutchReview loves you. 💓
Finally, remember that treatment for homesickness is a gradual process, not an immediate fix — be kind to yourself and power through. 💪
Have you ever experienced homesickness in the Netherlands? Let us know in the comments!
A Dutch man is facing a €30,000 fine after killing a stray cat in Greece last weekend.
The incident occurred last Saturday in a small suburb of Athens where the man has lived for several years.
The man found a stray cat in his backyard. However, instead of embracing doe normaal, he made another choice: to take a crowbar and whack the cat on the head multiple times.
The cat died in the backyard. The man then placed the mutilated body of the cat in a blue bag and threw it out down the street, reports the AD.
Witness to the crime
The senseless killing was watched by a horrified neighbour who took quick action, calling the police.
The police arrived at the man’s address, where the Dutchman acted aggressively and opposed his arrest.
The police found the weapon covered with blood and cat hair. Eventually, the man confessed to his crime.
An expensive mistake
Stray cats, in particular, are often the target of animal abusers in Greece. Greece is cracking down on animal abuse (and rightly so).
With a horrendous record of disregarding animal rights, including a man in Crete hanging a dog by his hind legs in 2020, the Greek government is trying to force change.
The Dutchman’s €30,000 fine is one example of this. If he cannot pay the fine, he may be thinking about his mistake from inside a Greek prison cell.
Penalties in Greece have been increasing over the past several years. They now include fines of thousands of euros or even prison time of up to ten years.
Before you move to this gorgeous country, it’s always worth knowing what the pros and cons of living in the Netherlands are. This way, you can work out if the place is really for you. After all, nowhere is perfect.
Let’s start on a positive note! What can you look forward to if you decide to move to the Netherlands?
1. The Netherlands is small and easy to get around
The Netherlands is a very small country — you can travel from one side to the other in under three hours.
This is great if you want to explore your new home, as there will be no excruciatingly long car journeys, nor any need to board a domestic plane.
Moreover, everything is accessible by train and, provided that you have an OV chipkaart — it’s not too expensive either.
Easy and accessible public transportation in the Netherlands, what’s not to love? Image: Depositphotos
The Netherlands is also sandwiched between Belgium and Germany, meaning that if you’re after a cheap travel opportunity or a quick weekend getaway, you really don’t have to go far for it.
It’s in a pretty good location for everything, really.
2. There’s a high quality of education in the Netherlands
The Netherlands has a very good quality of education for its residents and foreigners alike.
Okay, it’s not the prettiest university building in the Netherlands, but it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Image: Depositphotos
Many people end up leaving school with good grades and go on to land well-paying jobs or attend university.
The Netherlands also has high rates of people with post-graduate degrees.
3. The Dutch education system is international friendly, especially for children
Speaking of education, if you don’t want to take your child through a regular Dutch school, there are also a lot of choices when it comes to international schools in the Netherlands.
International schools in the Netherlands give you options for your children. Image: Depositphotos
However, having a child in the Dutch education system means that they’ll be fluent in your native language, but also in Dutch and English.
4. Dutchies are some of the best non-native English speakers in the world
The Netherlands actually has the best English proficiency level out of any non-native country, meaning that it’s the perfect place to be if you’re looking to get away from your homeland.
Most people can at least speak conversational English, so if you find yourself in a sticky situation, there will always be someone to help.
Dutchies are great at speaking English and will help you! Image: Freepik
There are even services such as utility providers who will specifically offer their services in English, making the transition from home to the Netherlands slightly easier.
In fact, setting up anything from your new mobile phone to your bank account is usually quite stress-free since you won’t have to face a huge language barrier during the process.
This can also be a bit of a downside, however, as you have to work twice as hard to learn Dutch. If you practice, you’ll find that people will tend to switch to English because it’s much easier to communicate.
5. There’s a great cycling culture in the Netherlands
The Netherlands is known for its cycling culture. Come rain or shine, its residents will be out on their bicycles. Not only is it healthy and free, but it’s part of the daily commute here.
Separate cycle lanes make it the perfect place to rekindle your love of cycling, albeit with a slight fear of getting run over by one of the crazy locals.
Everybody pays the same for their basic healthcare, no matter how ill or healthy you are, making it a fairer process overall.
Basic healthcare costs are the same for everyone in the Netherlands. Hoera! Image: Depositphotos
You have the opportunity to opt-in for healthcare ‘add-ons’ so if you want more specialist advice on things such as a dentist, or specialist mental healthcare, then you can pay a bit extra for these.
Moreover, if you have a low income, the government will give you an allowance, called a zorgtoeslag(healthcare allowance), so you don’t have to worry about not being able to pay for your healthcare. 💸
The cons of moving to the Netherlands
Let’s keep things real and talk about some of the difficulties you may run into should you move to the Netherlands.
1. You’ll pay high Dutch taxes
The Netherlands is known for its notoriously high tax rates on basically everything. Income tax is especially high in comparison to other places in Europe, and it’s also expensive to own a car.
High taxes are a challenge in the Netherlands. Image: Depositphotos
You may also find that electronic items are more expensive in the Netherlands (tip: go on the German Amazon), and some food can be a bit pricey too.
However, once you know how and where to shop, you can get some good deals.
The price of rent is also generally quite high around the whole country, due to the somewhat unbalanced supply and demand. Jobs, in general, pay pretty well here, so it’s all relative in the end. 🤷🏼♀️
2. It’s expensive to own a car in the Netherlands
Having a car in the Netherlands is definitely not a cheap affair. It’s expensive to own a car, and this goes not only for buying it, but also for fuelling it, fixing it, and insuring it.
This comes down to the Dutch government’s strategy of deterring people from driving, but so far that’s not working too well.
Oh, and you better practice your parallel parking. Image: Depositphotos
Oh, and there are rules in place to prevent people from just buying a cheaper car in Germany or other neighbouring countries. So bear that in mind if you were thinking of saving some money on a car. 🚗
3. There’s a housing shortage in the Netherlands
We speak about this on a regular basis here at DutchReview, and you’ll often see questions about it in international groups on Facebook, and other social media.
Sadly, the housing crisis is a thing to be reckoned with in the Netherlands, and it’s important that you look well in advance for somewhere to live. Remember, there are no guarantees that you’ll find a place straight away but don’t give up hope!
The price of Dutch housing is expensive, especially in Amsterdam. Image: Depositphotos
If you’re looking to live in Amsterdam or other cities in the Randstad, you want to be extra patient in your search for a new home and plan in a little extra wiggle room in your budget.
This also goes for students. Even if you’ve received an unconditional offer from a university, if you don’t sort the accommodation straight away, you could quickly find yourself sleeping in a tent or having to defer your course for a year (true story — this actually happens). 🤯
4. The Dutch service industry may not be what you’re used to
The Dutch service industry is renowned for being less helpful and harder to navigate than in other countries. We’ve very rarely had someone be outright rude, but the Dutch aren’t exactly known for their customer service skills. 😒
Dutch customer service may not be the best, but you might just get to enjoy the sunshine while waiting. Image: Depositphotos
You’re either waiting forever to talk to the manager, in a queue of 25 people on the phone or waiting weeks for an email response.
Not to mention the amount of aggravation a lot of people have when receiving things like letters and deliveries (if they ever get the physical post, that is).
Be prepared to have to test your patience and skin thickness head-on, because you’re going to need it.
No place is perfect, so find out for yourself what living here can do for you! Good luck with your move! 🧡
What does your pro and con list look like? Tell us in the comments!
Your passport isn’t the only travel document you’ll need. Image: Unsplash
So, before you head out the door, make sure you have taken Dutch bureaucracy into account.
Keeping all the required additional documents in your travel wallet could save you plenty of time and tears at the border control.
What documents do you need?
No official global form exists, and the rules and regulations may differ slightly between countries. It’s best to check which documents the consulate of your destination country requires.
Here in the Netherlands, the Dutch government had made it slightly easier. On the government’s official website, you can download a consent letter.
I would strongly advise having a consent letter for every trip, which includes the correct dates, rather than repurposing the same letter.
Luckily, the government website offers you a downloadable template you can use as a consent letter. Image: Freepik
The Ministry of Defence website provides more information about travelling alone with children under 18.
In short, apart from your passports, you may be asked to produce these documents:
A consent letter signed by the other custodial parent
A copy of the other custodial parent’s passport
It is always handy to show a return ticket for the child, if applicable.
Depending on your relationship status (if separated or divorced) and custody agreements, you may also be asked to supply recently issued documents such as:
You will also be asked to provide all addresses where the children will stay while abroad.
No matter where you’re off to — be prepared
When travelling from the Netherlands, in Europe or the Schengen area, it is unlikely that these documents will be checked due to the lack of border controls.
However, as you are required to travel with these documents for any international travel, it is best to keep them on hand.
Your safest bet is to be fully prepared before you travel! Image: Freepik
If you raced out of the house desperate for that well-deserved family vacation and forgot these documents, don’t fret!
It might take more time, and will undoubtedly cause heart palpitations, however, the standard procedure is for the passport control officer to establish your custodian status via the Parental Responsibility Register.
They will also contact the other parent to confirm permission.
For all those new parents out there who are counting down the days for the next family holiday — make sure not to forget the practicalities in the rush.
Did you know about these important documents when flying solo with the kids? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!
Choosing the best strain of weed in Amsterdam can be a complicated ordeal — especially for a newcomer to the Netherlands or the Amsterdam coffeeshop scene.
After all, with so many coffeeshops to go to, what should you consider when shopping?
We’ve been smoking weed from Amsterdam’s best coffeeshops for years. Here are some of our favourite weed strains in Amsterdam in 2024, perfect for both first-timers and cannabis-connoisseurs.
Remember, like any substance, weed needs to be consumed responsibly and with care. Be mature, consume in moderation and have a good trip! 🍀
🙋♂️ What weed should I order in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam?
There’s much to consider when choosing your ideal weed in Amsterdam. Do you want an uplifting high, suited for some outdoor activities, or something more chill, well-suited for watching some TV shows?
What mood you’re in is also important. Depending on what you smoke, you may amplify that mood — or go in a completely different direction.
Here are our top picks that we found on our “trip.” 😉
This weed is surprisingly delicious to smoke. Image: DutchReview
Let’s start this off with one of my favourites: Amsterdam Sloterdijk’s great Coffeeshop Boerejongens.
Here, we recommend you give Amazing Haze a go. This classic Amsterdam weed walks the line between fruity and sweet with a hint of caramel. It also has a delicious aroma and 24% THC.
As a Caramella and Amnesia Haze crossbreed, it will give you an energetic high and a real energy boost — ideal for exploring the streets of Amsterdam during the day or topping off your night.
This isn’t what you might expect from a Dutch coffeeshop.Image: Supplied
With 60% sativa and 40% indica, Amazing Haze is ideal for those who want the best of both worlds.
The Boerejongens Sloterdijk location is luxurious, and the staff are knowledgeable and quick to help (as well as elegantly dressed). There are three Boerejongens coffeeshops in Amsterdam, so you can take your pick!
Coffeeshop Amsterdamis an Amsterdam classic. It’s a cool coffeeshop, and not too far away from Amsterdam Central Station either.
The strain of choice here is AKChoco Kush — a nod to the blend of the infamous AK-47 strain and the delicious White Choco strain.
In this happy family, you get some real potency that will have you feeling high fast. Meanwhile, the White Choco brings delicious chocolate aromas to the table.
It’s sweet, it’s spicy, and it’s heel lekker!
With 80% indica and 20% sativa, smoking this will make you feel chill — like you want to sink into a couch for hours on end.
This beautiful spot, the Coffeeshop Amsterdam Cafe, needs people in it. Image: Supplied
If you choose to smoke it at Coffeeshop Amsterdam, you can not only enjoy the delicious weed, but also refreshing drinks and a chat or two with the great dudes behind the counter.
A classy new coffeeshop just across Amsterdam’s IJ, Coffeeshop Noord is where you can snag some delicious Tangie Haze.
Now that’s an interior! Image: Supplied
This Sativa-dominant hybrid is known for its vibrant mix of sweet, citrusy tastes and earthy notes.
As any good Sativa should, Coffeeshop Noord’s Tangie Haze provides you with an enjoyable energetic buzz — a high perfectly suited for all your creative endeavours.
C5 Pioneer will make you feel like you’re a kid in a candy store. Image: DutchReview
Your next pitstop should be Coffeeshop Tweede Kamer. No, we don’t mean the House of Representatives in The Hague, but the one and only coffeeshop in Amsterdam.
This time, the choice of strain is the C5 Pioneer. This strong sativa, whose name suggests some sort of high-end electric device, will certainly get you, well, high.
The postage stamp logo of this place is iconic. Image: DutchReview
It’s 65% Sativa and 35% Indica and is certainly a hazy strain to consider.
C5 Pioneer has a smooth, sweet and sour taste and it will give you a strong head high, bringing up your creative spirits. Consume in moderation, as this is one of the stronger strains out there.
A true definition of a (stoner) goodie box. Image: DutchReview
Last but certainly not least, we recommend Coffeeshop DNA near the Olympic Stadium in Amsterdam South.
Here, our top pick would have to be the Kosher Tangie Kush. This is a fairly new strain of weed, specifically the tangerine part, as the Kosher Kush is pretty old-school.
Good weed? Yes, please! Decent folks working there too. Image: Supplied
The nice piece of this strain is its combination of orange citrus flavours combined with a wonderful earthy aroma: smells like summer and knocked me out and over for a nice summer night — not drowsy, not paranoid, just nice and chill.
Coffeeshop DNA also sells some of the best edibles in Amsterdam and has some great ganja paraphernalia — we picked up a little grinder and a spacecake bar with pistachio flavour too.
🏆 Honourable mentions for best weed and coffeeshops in Amsterdam
You can’t sum up all the great weed strains and coffeeshops in just one article. Nevertheless, there are some honourable mentions that you should consider smoking out.
🍋 Lemon Kush from Coffeeshop The Stud
The first honourable mention goes to Coffeeshop The Stud. Here, you can find some great Lemon Kush, a hybrid strain that is a mix between Lemon G and Afghani Kush.
This strain offers a citrus explosion with a zesty lemon flavour that’ll have your taste buds dancing. And as for the high? Prepare for a dreamy euphoria that’s perfect for relaxing after a long day.
🧀 Big Buddha Cheese from Coffeeshop Sensemillia
The second honourable mention goes toCoffeeshop Sensemilliaand their Big Buddha Cheese weed — what a name, right? This strain has become a crowd favourite — even winning the 2006 Cannabis Cup in the Indica category.
It’s a bud that will tantalise your senses, tasting like a tropical island mixed with some funky cheese. Perfect for an uplifting, happy, and creative high while you look out over Osdorp Lake, where the coffeeshop is situated.
🌫️ White Choco Haze from Coffeeshop Relax
The third honourable mention is for Coffeeshop Relax. Here you’ll get the sativa White Choco Haze.
Mixed between White Choco and Mexican Haze, the flavour is melon-like with a hint of chocolate, giving you a strong creative head high.
🧙♀️ Green Magic from Coffeeshop BIJ
Coffeeshop BIJ, a local’s favourite just beyond Amsterdam’s rings, is home to Green Magic: a weed strain that lives up to its name.
It’s a true delight for the senses, with its vibrant green colour, earthy aroma, and subtle hints of sweetness. But it’s not just a pretty face — Green Magic is a powerhouse of cannabis goodness. Made up of a balanced blend of sativa and indica, this strain gives you a well-rounded high that’s perfect for exploring Amsterdam’s outer streets.
Let the magic of Green Magic take you on a journey to another world. Image: DutchReview
🍓 Strawberry Haze from Coffeeshop Siberië
Coffeeshop Siberië has to be one of my favourite Amsterdam coffeeshops, so I couldn’t help but give it a spot here as well. There’s no question of what to order here: Strawberry Haze.
This sativa will have you feeling an uplifting, chatty, and energetic high, thanks to its sweet strawberry flavour. 🍓
⌚️ Rollex OG Kush from Coffeeshop Het Ballonnetje
Finally, we’ll give an honourable mention to Coffeeshop Het Ballonnetje’s Rollex OG Kush. This is an Indica-dominant hybrid created from a mix of White Fire OG and Kuchi.
The flavour is complex, ranging from a skunky pine flavour with cheesy overtones. The effect is an uplifting creative buzz that borders on psychedelic, so consume responsibly.
🌱 Want to find the right strain for you? Ask your budtenders
Though my favourite weed strains are undoubtedly am-hazing (😉), your taste might be different from mine.
So, if you want to find the strain that’s perfect for you, I recommend you ask your budtender, your friendly local Amsterdam weed expert.
Your budtender will happily help you out — it’s their job! Image: Unsplash
If you haven’t heard of a budtender, they’re like bartenders — except they sell weed.
While it might sometimes feel like you have to be a weed aficionado when walking into an Amsterdam coffeeshop, that’s not true. Amsterdam coffeeshops are used to tourists, newbies, and even weed pros asking questions.
If you’re not sure what kind of weed you want, just walk into any high-quality Amsterdam coffeeshop and ask the budtender for advice. Tell them about the high you want, and let them make a recommendation. After all, they’re the pros!
🤔 What else do you need to know about smoking in the Netherlands?
Now that you’ve secured your weed, there might be some other questions you have about smoking weed in Amsterdam. So, let’s answer them.
What’s the difference between indica or sativa weed strains?
The division between indica and sativa is probably the most well-known indicator in your navigation through the many different sorts of weed there are out there at the many Amsterdam coffeeshops.
Indicas are generally thought to give you a more relaxing body high, well-suited for indoor activities, chilling, and watching TV shows. Sativas, on the other hand, give you an uplifting, cerebral high, perfect for creative activities or more outdoorsy stuff.
Which one do you prefer? Image: DutchReview
Now, this division is not necessarily true when it comes to effects, and it’s more of a general indicator than anything else.
There can be Sativas that get you high in a way that feels like an Indica, and the other way around. It’s best to try out different strains and see which one works for you and your needs.
It’s also important to note that there is no such thing as pure Sativa or Indica strain. All of them are a mix and contain a bit of both types. Some strains are specific hybrids that balance out the percentages.
What’s the difference between weed and hash?
Time to clarify some differences when it comes to the magical cannabis plant. Weed and hash might be different things on paper, but they are similar in the sense that they both are made from cannabis and contain THC, the psychoactive substance present that gets you high.
The difference is how they are produced — and the highs they give.
Hashish famously comes in a compressed block like this one. Image: DutchReview
While weed will give you more of that classical stoner buzz, hash will give you a milder high. Because of that, it’s preferred by people looking to smoke but also engage in some sort of upbeat activity.
How do you roll a joint?
Now, let’s get to what is arguably the most important aspect of smoking weed: learning how to roll a joint. You’ll need two essential ingredients: The filter tip and the paper itself.
Before beginning, make sure the side with glue is facing your way. Trust me, there is nothing worse than rolling a joint and realising you put the paper backwards.
When it comes to rolling joints, practice makes perfect. Image: Depositphotos
You’ll first need to make the filter tip. To start, make a few folds at the end of your filter, but try not to crease the paper when you’re folding it.
You can use as many folds as you like, but most people simply make an “M” or a “V” shape with the filter tip. Once your folds are made, just roll the remaining filter material around the folded part. And ta-da: You have a filter!
Now, put your filter at the end of your rolling paper, add your tobacco-weed mix, and roll it into your joint. It may take you a few tries and YouTube tutorials to get there, but trust me; you’ve got this!
🌩️ Help, I’m having a bad trip in Amsterdam!
As with any substance, bad trips can happen. The important thing is always to remember that you are feeling the way you are because you’ve simply consumed too much weed — and your trip will pass.
Before smoking, make sure you are in a comfortable, familiar, and homely setting alongside people you trust. These two elements are very important for having a good trip.
If you do decide to smoke weed and you find yourself feeling very anxious and panicked, try not to amplify that feeling further.
Ask your friends to comfort you, drink plenty of water and have some snacks. If you can, try taking a nap. The effect should subside after about two hours, so don’t worry that you’ll feel like that for a long time.
Another important thing to consider is that beyond Sativa or Indica considerations, weed will usually amplify what you already are.
So, for example, if you are a very sociable person, smoking weed will amplify that feeling even further. If you are a naturally anxious and introspective person, weed may amplify those feelings too, in a way that could make you even more anxious.
If you’ve reached the end of this article, you should be fully equipped to embark on your Amsterdam weed journey. Enjoy it!
So you want to live near Amsterdam and are curious about what it’s like living in Hoofddorp as an international? We can’t blame you; it’s a charming, cheap alternative with lots to offer.
Hoofddorp doesn’t just have a funny-looking name; it’s also an up-and-coming area near the Dutch capital.
Known as a small, quiet town, Hoofddorp has heaps to offer for everyone — from people in business to nature enthusiasts and art lovers.
Ready to find out what’s so great about Hoofddorp? Let’s get to it.
To bring you this article, we are collaborating with Hyde Park, an up-and-coming city district in Hoofddorp, with international allure. Sustainable and car-free, Hyde Park will be home to more than 3,800 luxury apartments and feature all the luxurious amenities your heart desires.
Welkom to Hoofddorp
As part of the Amsterdam Metropolitan Area (AMA), Hoofddorp sits snugly beneath Schiphol Airport, and has grown rapidly over the past years.
Built on reclaimed land, Hoofddorp started as a quaint little dorpje (town) and is now its own charming little city.
Being the largest village in the Haarlemmermeer municipality, Hoofddorp offers a delightful mix of shopping, working, living, dining, nature and culture — it’s that nice combination of peacefulness and excitement that we all want.
Hoofddorp is a budget-friendly gem compared to bustling cities such as Amsterdam, Utrecht, or Leiden — and there’s much to love about it.
What’s the cost of living in Hoofddorp?
Naturally, cost of living is a big factor when it comes to choosing a place to live in the Netherlands.
If you’re an international considering making Hoofddorp your home, there are two factors that you should consider outside of your housing costs: groceries and entertainment.
Groceries
In Hoofddorp, your everyday essentials will run you about the same as anywhere else in the Netherlands.
That being said, depending on where you come from, prices in the Netherlands seem quite steep.
In the entertainment department, whether it’s catching a movie, dining out, or chilling at your go-to café, prices in Hoofddorp are pretty much in line with what you’d find in other Dutch cities.
The bustling city centre is the place to be for all your entertainment endeavours! Image: Alf van Beem/Wikimedia Commons/CC0
This means you can expect to spend around €25 for a decent dinner with drinks at a local restaurant, €10 for a movie ticket, and between €25 to €50 for a gym membership.
Let op! A considerable cost to consider when living in Hoofddorp is the cost of public transport. Dutch public transport is known to be expensive, so if you want to commute to Amsterdam everyday, we’d suggest you check out NS season tickets!
What area of Hoofddorp is the best to live in?
Hoofddorp is a small town with a selection of charming neighbourhoods to choose from.
Each neighbourhood has its own charm and amenities — and all are conveniently close to the town centre.
Here’s a brief overview of some of the major neighbourhoods in Hoofddorp:
Bornholm
Centrum
Floriande
Graan voor Visch
Overbos
Pax
Toolenburg
Regardless of where you choose to settle, you’ll find Hoofddorp a welcoming and pleasant place to call home.
Got your heart set on moving to Hoofddorp but don’t know where to start? Check out Hyde Park!
Hyde Park is one of the Netherlands’ biggest ongoing construction projects, and once completed, it will be an ultra-modern living space surrounded by greenery, luxury amenities and the Netherlands’ most bustling hotspots.
Why should I consider living in Hoofddorp as an international?
From its international allure to the surrounding nature, Hoofddorp has plenty of things to love if you choose to move here. Here are just six of them:
It’s a growing city in the Randstad area
Hoofddorp is expanding — and that’s great!
Thanks to the many people who have moved to Hoofddorp over the past years, the municipality of Haarlemmermeer is putting a lot of money and effort into the development of the area.
Not only is the town being equipped with new homes, schools, and stores, but it’s also becoming a bustling place to live with plenty of cafés, cultural activities, and an international community!
It has excellent public transport connections to all major cities
Hoofddorp’s location right in the heart of the Netherlands means the town is incredibly well-connected to some of the major Dutch cities.
Whether you have to commute to work or fancy the occasional weekend city trip, Hoofddorp is the place to be!
The Hoofddorp train station is your gateway to the Netherlands’ best hotspots! Image: Hyde Park/Supplied
Want to go on a trip to Amsterdam? It’s only 12 minutes away. How about Utrecht? Just a 45-minute train ride! The Hague? You can get there in as little as 35 minutes.
Or maybe you want to take it a step further and fly abroad? Geen problem, Schiphol Airport is literally right at your doorstep, just a 4-minute train ride away. 😉
Great news! Amsterdam’s North-South metro line is being extended as we speak and will soon go all the way to Hoofddorp! This will make access to the capital even easier for Hoofddorp residents.
It’s a quiet town with everything your heart desires
Rest assured: Hoofddorp isn’t some sleepy no man’s land — in fact, there is plenty to do.
On the east side of Hoofddorp, you’ve got over 300 shops to cater to your every need, whether it’s goodies from HEMA or designer clothes. On top of that, Hoofddorp is home to museums, great nature spots, cosy cafés, buzzing restaurants, and cinemas.
So whether you’re craving a dose of culture or just a relaxed night out, Hoofddorp has something for you to do.
If you’re a social butterfly who loves hitting the clubs every night, Hoofddorp might not be your cup of tea. But hey, if peace, quiet, and practicality are your jam, then you’re in luck!
It offers countless job opportunities at big corporations
Tired of spending hours each day stuck in traffic or crammed on public transport? Then Hoofddorp might just be your saving grace.
It’s not just the residents who love Hoofddorp’s cheap rent and surrounding greenery; companies do too!
This means that plenty of big international corporations call Hoofddorp their home, including household names like L’Oreal, DANONE, Basic-Fit, and NH Hotel Groups.
Not only do these companies help build Hoofddorp’s young, dynamic, and diverse population, but they’re also creating heaps of jobs for English speakers like you and me.
It’s home to a vibrant expat community to make you feel at home
Thanks to the many big corporations that have settled in Hoofddorp over the years, it has grown into a big expat community that will welcome newcomers with open arms.
You definitely won’t be the only expat in Hoofddorp. Image: Depositphotos
People from all ages and all nations come together here, and as a result, Hoofddorp offers plenty of useful resources for internationals and their families who want to settle in Hoofddorp.
International schools? You got it. Expat-friendly events? Of course! A buzzing community for internationals? Jazeker!
It’s surrounded by nature and greenery
Last but certainly not least, Hoofddorp offers something that many other Dutch cities simply can’t match: proximity to nature.
If you look at Hoofddorp on a map, you’ll immediately notice that the town is surrounded by lush parks and greenery, making it an absolute paradise for nature enthusiasts.
Take a quick walk from the city centre, and you’ll find bike paths winding through picturesque Dutch landscapes, waters inviting you for a refreshing swim, and stunning parks ideal for picnics in the sunshine.
Do I need to learn Dutch to live in Hoofddorp?
In Hoofddorp, much like in many other Dutch cities, navigating daily life in English is entirely feasible.
Yup, English is not just widely spoken; it’s also spoken very well. So, rest assured, you’ll have no problem finding your way around your local Albert Heijn, your new hairdresser, and your favourite café.
That said, I would always recommend learning at least some Dutch, as it will greatly help enhance your experience and integration into the local community.
While many locals are fluent in English and more than willing to communicate, learning basic Dutch phrases can enrich your experience and help you feel more at home in little ol’ Hoofddorp.
Whether you’re drawn to the vibrant city centre, the low housing cost, or the peaceful suburban streets, Hoofddorp is certainly worth considering as a future home.
Would you consider moving to Hoofddorp? Share your thoughts in the comments!
The Dutch have always been an innovative bunch with a love for sustainable measures. So it’s no surprise that up to 700 homes on the Dutch island of Ameland will be powered by tidal energy this year.
That’s right! Forget windmills and solar panels, the Dutch have found a new way to keep the lights on — and it involves an underwater kite.
Power from the tide?
Residents of the West Frisian island of Ameland will be putting the sea that surrounds them to good use, the NOS reports.
Using the power of the ebb and flow of the tides, a large aluminium kite, created by SeaQurrent, will use the tides to spin in a figure of eight.
This kite is attached by a cable to a generator on the seabed. As it moves, sustainable energy is created!
Need a more concise breakdown of the mechanics? I’m just a writer with a caffeine addiction, so you may want to take it from SeaQurrent themselves. 👇
Ameland, you sustainable heroes
Ameland has set itself an impressive goal. The island wants to be 15 years ahead of the rest of the Netherlands by becoming CO2-neutral by 2035.
Later this week, they will take a huge step towards this. SeaQurrent will place the kite on the sea bed off the southwestern tip of the island.
If all goes well, some 700 houses on the island should be supplied with tidal energy by the end of this year.
