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National security in the Netherlands: are the Dutch concerned?

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The Dutch aren’t generally a people easily overcome by fear, they’re usually quite stable and set in their ways, but new numbers do show an increase in the small country’s worries. War, terrorism and refugee influx are on the minds of the locals.

According to the National Freedom Survey 2017, fear of terrorism is at its highest level since 2002 – a year after the WTC attacks of 9/11 and the outbreak of the Afghanistan War.

With terrorist attacks in recent years in Germany, Belgium, France and the UK as well as others, Holland finds itself geographically close to all these incidents, while also being subjected to some on home ground.

Police, military and the intelligence services are working around the clock to prevent anything from happening and, after severely neglecting its military for decades, the new “Government in Formation” will most likely increase defence expenditures.

Though the Netherlands has seen its share of terrorism, including extremist Islam, it has to be noted that “radicalisation” in the country is much less than in countries like France and Belgium where sensitive youth disconnected decades ago and have grown their own, near separate, societies. Nonetheless, 6 out of 10 respondents indicated worries about terrorism being a threat to the country.

URUZGAN, Afghanistan– Dutch gun trucks from 2nd Platoon, E-company, Battle Group-7, Aug. 19, 2008.

The Spy and the Soldier

As the report finds 4 out of 10 respondents also worry about the prospect of war and military escalation, an increase of one point compared to last year. Worries in particular focus on Russian activity in Eastern-Europe and near NATO-borders. Escalation could trigger NATO-protocol, if one member is attacked all must act. With Russia intensifying pressure on Baltic countries and hacking attempts into Dutch systems, fear is logically rising.

The Dutch also have reason to worry for further escalation in the Middle-East, the destabilisation of Iraq and Syria could effect Turkey and as such find confrontation at the very doorstep of Europe. As recently shown, Afghanistan too appears to struggle to fight off the Taliban – all are conflicts in which the Dutch military played a role and may again in the future.

A Safe Haven

But there’s good news too, while in many other nations hostility and fears are rising towards refugees, the Dutch have seen a significant decrease in worries regarding asylum seekers. From nearly half of the respondents of last year’s inquiry regarding the new comers, numbers dropped significantly to merely a third. So far it appears that refugee-related problems are within the boundaries of reason and no major incidents have taken place yet.

As it appears the Dutch are following a global, or at least regional trend, of increasing worries about terrorism and war but are going against the stream regarding their views on refugees. In the end the numbers are merely a quick representation done through a survey, but they are indicative of what the Dutch would like to see improved – their overall sense of security and stability.

But for now there’s no real reason to be afraid, so far there have been no real incidents as of late, even the incredibly tragic MH-17 air crash disaster is nearly three years ago, and security services seem to be fairly well on top of their game.

So should you worry when the sirens go off? Well – if it’s 12 in the morning on the first Monday of the month, no. If it goes off at any other time, yes, but it will still be highly unlikely that terrorists or Russians have made a move against the Netherlands. Most likely authorities are worried about a nearby industrial accident and warning people in advance. When push comes to shove, despite our worries, Holland is as save as it gets. And that’s exactly how we like it.

If you’ve been here for a while, surely you’ve been woken up by one of these wailing poles.

Meetings at Sea – Why having a businessmeeting on the beach is always better

If you’ll get a dictionary and look up non-inspiring then there’s a good chance you’ll find a picture of that boring grey office you’ll work in. And inspiration is not going to happen when you meet up at the same place you’ve been sitting at already 40 hours per week. So what could be more inspiring than the beach? So mail your secretary to arrange a day at your fave beachtown Scheveningen and escape the regular dreaded office!

What’s on the menu when it comes to mixing pleasure with business in Scheveningen?

‘Bedrijfsuitje’ at the Beach – Surfing!

A great company outing, even in the country where the sun doesn’t always shine, is surfing! And you might think; ‘jeeh DutchReview, nobody here can surf’. Well, that’s just the good thing about all of it. Since you can all learn together how to hit those waves (and with any luck you’ll see that nasty manager crashing right in to them).

Hart beach in Scheveningen is a near-legendary place to pick up the cool trade of Surfing. They’ll help you to a board and a wet-suit (you’ll want those 90% of the time). Hart Beach has like kind of this little surfer-village thing going on which is totally awesome, and less awesome but more welcome when with co-workers are the very nicely done showers and dressing rooms. Even more important than surfing and good vibes is the possibility to have a great BBQ or such after (because a tiny bit of boozing and business are even better on the beach).

 

Board the Minerva for better brainstorming

Want a change of setting from the regular meeting room? all aboard the White three-master Minerva which has Scheveningen as the home town. It can receive up to 120 guests if you want to take it sailing, after docking it can play the host for 175 people.

 

You can have dinner on the deck like a king, or cus at each other about business strategies in a nice maritime setting. Have a look here for more info.

 

Beachvolleybal!

Nothing gets you those much needed summer vibes more than enjoying sports at the beach. The Hague Beach Stadium is an unique place to play some serious sports with the team. Of course often used with beachvolleyball the stadium (and the folks behind it) can also play host to tons of other sporting events.

Afterwards there’s of course the opportunity to eat, drink and mingle at SC Rootz. For more info on all of this check out their website.

Working at Sea – office at the Pier

Perhaps you don’t even have a typical office to complain about, or you’re getting tired of working in that same old hipster coffeeshop? The icon of Scheveningen, the Pier, offers you an interesting alternative! Starting at 225 euro per month you can have a working spot with a view at the sea.

Not only ensuring tranquilizing views but also making sure that you’ve got the perfect spot to impress any of your clients. The Pier offices is open for independent professionals and small scale organisations, there’s also a meeting room, supermegafast internet and a terrace with sea views. More info on all of this right here.

 

North Sea Regatta 2017: Sailor’s Club

Yes! The North Sea Regatta week is coming up 🙂 A great week of sailing and racing at Scheveningens shores. It’s totally possible to join in at the fun and participate in one of the races with your co-workers, businessrelations or just your friends and family. 

By Sander van der Borch.
By Sander van der Borch.
Every year the sailing contest ‘North Sea Regatta’ produces just the best scenic pics of Scheveningen and the North Sea (by @northsearegatta)

You and your guests will be able to watch the best part of the races from a superfast RIB boat. When getting back to shore after the race there’s eating, drinking and entertainment waiting for you. There are plenty of packages to suit all your needs, aptly called the ‘Sailor’s Club’, more info to be found here

 

 

DutchReview News: Thrift Store Boom – King’s Day Aftermath

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Remember that song by Macklemore – “Thrift Shop”? The hit was all about those strange, intriguing stores with second hand, used articles of just about every category you can imagine. If you like sweet deals and you’re okay with items having a second life with you, you’re in luck!

Leonie Reinders, director of the Branche Organisation for Thrift Stores Netherlands (BKN), confirms that the annual boom is happening again. After Kings Day, particularly one like last Thursday with crappy weather, many people are stuck with items they didn’t sell – given that most of the items come from up in the attic or the basement, there’s usually no intention to bring them home. Not permanently at least.
And so comes in thrift store, the perfect place to dump all the stuff that is still in working condition, wearable or otherwise re-usable and that you’d feel bad about just dumping in the trash. As a result there’s now a supply boom at thrift stores nation wide, storage is being filled to the roof and items will be hitting shelves real soon, maybe even with even extra discount?

If you’re like me, a cheap piece of sh-, this means paradise. Why? Because there’s an endless line of products that are ‘unique’, the store doesn’t have 600 of these cups, or that steak knife, that self-made painting of Oprah and a Wolf or that counterfeit backpack of the North Face branded “the Mouth Face” make every trip worth something. And the Dutch, being thrifty to begin with, love giving their discarded items a second chance. So be sure to hit those stores near you, there’s almost 200 of them all throughout the nation.

Have you ever been to a Dutch “Kringloopwinkel” thrift store? What’s your best buy or funniest item you’ve spotted? Oh, and in case you thought I was kidding about Oprah and the Mouth Face…

 

The epic saga of the NS group ticket fiasco: A trilogy of errors

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CHAPTER I: HAPPY DAYS OF THE NS GROUP TICKET

There was a time long ago in the glorious, halcyon days of 2013, when NS, the all-knowing gods of Dutch rail, proclaimed “let there be cheap as **** tickets for organised people”, and it was good.

*sigh* 2013, President Obama is sworn into his second term, the humanist Papa Francis replaces a Pope largely responsible for covering up horrific institutional abuse for the best part of a decade, Miley Cyrus makes ‘twerk’ part of the English vocabulary, and NS rail operators offer 10-person group ticket for €70.

What? €7 for a return train ticket anywhere?!

The enterprising residents of the Netherlands jumped on this incredible deal for an NS group ticket. Facebook groups were set up for destinations across the country, where all a person need do was post the date they wanted to travel. Once ten people who shared the same day and station—at this point it didn’t matter whether it was your arrival or departure station—had congregated on the post, someone could quickly and easily buy the tickets with nothing more than ten names and email addresses. Each person would receive an email and could fill out their own details and destination.

What a time that was, what happy care-free days, but like many beautiful things—David Bowie, Prince, a united Europe, and rational debate in the ‘land of the free’—it all ended in annus horribilis 2016.

(source: 9gag)

 

CHAPTER II: CAPITALISM STRIKES BACK

Seeing the ease and joy with which travellers in the Netherlands were navigating the country by navigating the ticket system, the ever-watchful gods of NS decided that their customers were too happy, celebrated too openly, had lost their respect and fear of the rail powers. Profits were suffering and the heretics must be taught a lesson. The waterways of the Netherlands are far too well engineered for a biblical flood, thus it was decided instead that the NS group tickets must be made more difficult to buy.

In January of this year NS changed the system to one where the delegated purchaser must now input all of the details for each passenger on the ticket themselves. Email, date-of-birth, full name, arrival and departure destination.

This might sound like a small change, but it made a significant difference in terms of the time and effort it took the purchaser to collect everyone’s information and type it into the online ticket system. A process that previously took five/ten minutes now took half an hour, maybe more.

At this point of the story the mother of modern society and economics, Capitalism, starts paying attention. Capitalism seemed to have mysteriously overlooked the NS group ticket loophole up to 2016, but suddenly it started paying attention. Its hand can be seen in NS’s attempt to persuade some people back to paying full price, by essentially hoping our innate laziness when faced with complex bureaucracy would override our desire for cheap travel.

When this didn’t work, Capitalism reached out again, but this time directly to the Facebook groups.

Because of the more time consuming purchasing procedure, buyers began to justify charging for their efforts. First 50 cents more, then asking for eight euros from each traveller instead of seven.

Eight whole euros?! The brass stones on them.

As people realized that they could make an easy €10 euros for half an hour’s work, a whole new economy emerged inside the Facebook groups. People who weren’t even travelling would buy tickets for ten eager, lazier travellers, earning money behind the backs of the NS. A kind of Uber ticket service.

This continued for a few months with nothing more than some minor whinging from extra-euro-strapped Facebook consumers, but the NS gods are not blind, and they are vengeful.

NS group ticket
Facebook groups for a NS group ticket span the whole rail network

 

CHAPTER III: A CONVOLUTED HOPE

“The members of a group do not have to travel together at the same time. However, the departure and destination stations do have to be identical.” ns.nl

Starting this month, 13th of April, the NS in its divine wisdom requires that both the departure station and destination are the same for each passenger. A move clearly designed to put the kibosh on the unlicensed NS group ticket economy.

While this is a potential kick-in-the-teeth to the Facebook organising system, the NS has clearly underestimated the resilience of budget travellers. Since the change the hydra of organising groups has simply sprung dozens of new head. There are now individual groups set up on Facebook for almost every conceivable to-and-from journey in the country.

Although, perhaps it’s harsh to claim the NS are trying to completely close the glorious ticket loophole. With their latest change, they may have made the search for an organising group on Facebook more convoluted, but in doing so they have also streamlined the purchasing process. Now the buyer needs only names and email addresses from the travellers, as everyone is going to-and-from the same stations. Making it a faster, simpler procedure.

This effectively achieves their goal of reducing the ability for people to demand money for their ordering efforts, whilst still allowing organised travellers their precious, precious €7 tickets.

So for now, coming from the UK where buying a train ticket means a hard punch to the money sack and your train probably won’t show up anyway, I will still pay homage to the Dutch rail gods. At least until the next twist in a tale so twisty it’s beginning to look like M. Night Shyamalan is running NS.

 

To be continued…    or is it?…    yes probably…

 

 

DutchReview News: The Dutch Caribbean – On Rather Strange Tides

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Today is an important day that many Dutch people aren’t even aware of, but it could spell something very surprising: Curaxit. An exit of the small Caribbean island of Curaçao from the Kingdom of the Netherlands.

Early elections are held today, enforced by the Dutch government, after a near total collapse of the island’s government. Gerrit Schotte, himself a white Curaçaon, who served as first prime-minister of the island since becoming a country within the Kingdom in 2010, has been accused of extreme corruption with ties to the Italian mob and sentenced to three years in jail. However as long as his sentence has not yet been confirmed in appeals court – he is free to campaign and is even running the current government from ‘behind the scenes’.

According to Schotte all accusations and prosecution against him are a conspiracy by the Dutch government to force him into doing their bidding and he has vowed to, in the very least, open a referendum for a Curaxit – which would see complete independence from the Kingdom and effectively severing ties, should he or his party win.

In order to keep elections fair the Governor of Curaçao will be in charge, to great relief of many parties on the island, allowing the 120,000 registered voters to place their voter power on the ballot until 7PM local time in one of the 107 voter stations.

It is generally believed that the Curaçaon voters, both those on the island and those living in the Netherlands, will eagerly support opposition parties instead of Schotte if not just to keep ties to the Kingdom. Though, eventually, complete independence is a dream for many, most Curaçaons are well aware of the fact that their democracy is young and susceptible to dangerous influences – such as was seen in the former Dutch colony of Suriname. At this point a total independence could usher in an economic decimation for the small island which is greatly dependent on its Dutch ties for many reasons such as tourism, government grants from the Hague, immigration and so forth.

Beautiful Willemstad, capital of dream island Curaçao.

For now the Netherlands itself seems fairly oblivious to the goings-on of the small island, but the outcome could be crucial to the Curaçaon community in the nation. Above all most Dutch people hope its Caribbean treasure will stay within arms length, figuratively speaking, because ties run deep. If not just emotionally. Here at DutchReview News, we wish all those from and on Curaçao much wisdom in their choice of government and hope they know they are always welcome out here – your presence brings us warmth regardless of election outcome. Our Kingdom would not be the same without you.

DutchReview News: The Johan Cruyff ArenA – It’s happening.

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It took a year and some blood, sweat, and tears, but it’s finally happening, as it ought to. Ajax is re-branding their stadium, the Amsterdam ArenA, to the Johan Cruyff ArenA.

It’s been almost a year since Johan passed away from lung cancer, something he contracted by being a heavy smoker earlier in life, and despite being a pro-athlete, this was one match that the soccer super talent simply couldn’t win. When the famous “Number 14” passed away, the nation, and in particular Ajax fans, were inconsolable. Not just because a great player passed but also a great Amsterdammer, a great Dutchman and a wonderful person was laid to rest.
Yesterday, on what would have been Johan’s 70th birthday, Ajax finally announced that, after painstaking negotiations, all parties involved – the club, the sponsors, the stadium owners, the Cruyff-family and the City of Amsterdam – have finally signed a document of intention, it’s happening.

Johan Cruyff in 1974, the year the Netherlands played in the World Cup Finals against Germany.

The difficulty of getting things done are almost typical for Johan’s own person. He never did things the easy way and whatever Johan felt was truth, no one was going to change his mind. A picture perfect example of it was when Ajax ended his contract in 1983 at the age of 39(!) and Johan, bitter over this betrayal, promptly joined the club’s arch nemesis in Rotterdam – Feyenoord. There he played with another Amsterdam soccer super star, Ruud Gullit, and successfully put Ajax in its place by winning the championship. He was also the leading man behind multiple international championship successes as part of the Oranje-national team.

Cruyff in Feyenoord outfit during his final goodbye as a player.

In this particular case, difficulties largely surrounded the naming rights connected to sponsorship. Branding a stadium to a company can be extremely lucrative for a club, with estimates that Ajax could catch at least five million Euros a year, and even though the stadium never adapted such a sponsorship since opening in ’96 there were some real concerns. But thanks to mutual efforts, especially those of Amsterdam Mayor Eberhard van der Laan, all parties agreed that this was the only right thing to do for the best player the club, nation, and arguably the world have ever known.

The Amsterdam ArenA won’t be the only stadium with his name attached to it. F.C. Barcelona – where Johan played and served as trainer with great success for many years – will also be calling its youth stadium “Estadi Johan Cruyff” and re-naming the street on which the infamous Camp Nou-stadium stands after him as well. Honor to whom honor is due.

What do you think? Did it take too long? Is this enough or should even more be done? Who’s your all-time favorite soccer player?

Rotterdam Robber gets Robbed himself

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The Dutch love two for the price of one! And last Friday night a Rotterdam pizza place got exactly that. Though it was probably a little more then they bargained for…

As staff worked hard on dough and special sauce while customers anxiously awaited their Italian delicacy, things took a turn for the worst when a robber barged into the shop and pulled out a firearm. The robber ordered all money to be put in a bag at Guinness Book of Records worthy speed – so far so good for the robber! But then things took a strange Tarantino-esque turn.

The average customer of Pizza restaurants in Rotterdam.

Another set of robbers kicked down the door and stepped into the unfortunate pizza place, guns in hand they then ordered the original robber to hand over the cash.
Facing two adversaries with guns drawn the first robber did as told and saw the two run off with his hard earned cash. But before going home sad and considering a new career as e-mail scammer, the original robber came to his senses and ordered staff and customers to hand over their valuables and then ran off with their belongings.

So far none of the men have been captured but they did have one thing in common: All robbers wore dark track suits.

Does this mean this was some sort of intricate plot? Is Rotterdam so full of robbers they are competing with each other now? Or was it all coincidence? What do you think? And does pineapple go on pizza? Let us know in the Facebook comments!

These photos of The Hague will show you the city like you’ve never seen it before

Amsterdam, Leiden, or Giethoorn are often mentioned as the most scenic towns of the Netherlands. Canals, windmills, and such, we all get that. And Rotterdam is the gritty urban city, for those big town skyline pics and massive modern structures. And then there’s the Hague, which is a bit of an odd duck.

Sure the Peace Palace and the Binnenhof are often photographed, but not many people will label it as that beautiful and awesome city in the Netherlands. So you can imagine our surprise (and pure joy) when we found these shots of The Hague by Kevin Coellner.

Kevin’s been steadily posting gorgeous shots of the city on his Instagram-channel for a while now, the best of which you will find here. And yes, it has all the quintessential photos of The Hague one would expect (only 1000 times better) but we especially liked those photos of The Hague’s ordinary places.

Anyways, enough talk, time to start gazing at these gems:

Yup, that’s that normally ugly shopping street. Image: Kevin Coellner
A long exposure shot of the Scheveningen Pier at sunset. Image: Kevin Coellner
Den Haag Skyline reflection – kind of extraterrestrial. Image: Kevin Coellner
The Hofvijver is always a good candidate for a winning shot. Image: Kevin Coellner
Ah, The Peace Palace on a snow day <3. Image: Kevin Coellner
Hotel des Indes. Image: Kevin Coellner
Sunset shots always steal my heart 🙂 Image: Kevin Coellner
Bang! This guy even makes the shopping street look nice. Image: Kevin Coellner
The Christmas Fair at the Lange Voorhout. So many pretty lights. Image: Kevin Coellner
The Malieveld on a cold day. Image: Kevin Coellner
My favourite, probably adjusted a fair bit, BUT MY GOD WHAT AN AWESOME SHOT. Image: Kevin Coellner
The Kurhaus in Scheveningen (kind of The Hague as well) already is quite impressive, but this photo really makes it magical. Image: Kevin Coellner
De Stijl is always in style. Image: Kevin Coellner
Wow! Image: Kevin Coellner
Love the mirror effect. Image: Kevin Coellner
Even the dark skies look incredible. Image: Kevin Coellner
The futuristic rail thing pops up everywhere. Image: Kevin Coellner
Love this long exposure effect. Image: Kevin Coellner
photos of the Hague
I’m talking about these kinds of shots, normally not such a great scene here. But this is one great photo of the Hague. Image: Kevin Coellner
The North End Palace, at the perfect time of day. Image: Kevin Coellner
Normally the area surrounding The Hague central station isn’t the nicest, but this shot blows our mind. Image: Kevin Coellner

Want to see more of these photos of The Hague?

If you can’t get enough of these pics, and I know I can’t, then you can look up more of these beauties at his Instagram account or on his website. If you want to get anywhere near his level of photography then you’re lucky, he also does free photo tours through The Hague and (soon) also workshops. For more info on that feel free to like his Facebook page.

What did you think of these photos? Totally dreamy? Wanna see more? Let us know in the comments below!

Sunset in The Hague #sunnydays #thehague #turfmarkt #thursdays #sunset #randstad #dutchstreets #netherlands #holland

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“Dr. Chatbot, I have this itch” – The Dutch STD Chatbot

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– This Dutch STD Chatbot might be just the help you need – 
 
Do you have concerns about your sexual health?

Have you ever wanted a chat with a Dutch robot about your sex-life?

If so, that dream is one step closer to being realised. Soa Aids Nederland is a Dutch organisation specialised in promoting sexual health and combating HIV/AIDS and sexually transmitted diseases or infections (STD/Is). They’ve now launched a STD chatbot to make it easier for people to talk about concerns regarding their sexual health.

This is to encourage more people to go see their GP or the Netherlands’ Public Health Service (GGD).

The digitalisation of health care: STD Chatbot

 
STD ChatbotIf this seems like a strange idea, it shouldn’t. It’s just another part of a wider trend to digitalise some aspects of health care. This helps increase accessibility and affordability. It also fights stigma surrounding some issues.
 
Indeed, similar initiatives are globally widespread (funny, just like STD’s) such as for mental health services. For example, the free site ‘7 cups of tea’ is a popular one-to-one chat platform where people can also volunteer as ‘listeners’. Many countries have online chat services for medical (and specific sexual) health services. In Sweden, you can consult specialists virtually and even get some diagnoses online.

Who’s the STD Chatbot for? 

The Dutch STD chatbot caters to everyone with internet access, but it is targeted at specific  groups at a higher risk of catching STD/Is. Mainly, these are migrants and gay men. Young people also might benefit a lot, as they’re likely to be less informed and most prone to go online for help, be shy, or to get worried easily.

It’s a really great initiative and fully anonymous. You can just use your laptop or phone to answer some multiple-choice questions. At any point, you can ask the bot a question too. It’s very thorough and asks about whether you’re a woman, man, or transgender, it asks about your partners, it checks whether you were raped, whether you’ve ever been paid for sex, and so on.

Be aware, it doesn’t replace a visit to a human specialist! You should always call or go see your GP if you’re worried. The chatbot also cannot consider every possible health problem, only STD/Is.

But it can be a first step towards reducing embarrassment, advice on self-testing (which is not always reliable!), generally inform the worried, give tips on further resources, and it also might mean people don’t freak out about self-diagnosed chlamydia when it’s actually just an ingrown hair.

The bad news 

The bad news is, STD Chatbot only speaks Dutch. 

That seems a bit silly, given that it’s targeted at people with a migratory background. And as stigma is often high for exactly these groups, they’re unlikely to feel comfortable with grabbing a Dutch-speaker to translate their intimate details.

Possibly, the service will be translated to other languages at some point (it is very new). But it seems an odd oversight.

Another hiccup is that the site is not ideal for mobile users.

All in all though, I think this is a useful initiative by the organisations involved. Would just like to see it translated!

The Cold, the Wet and the King – The Climate in Holland

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A good, long, hard, sarcastic look at the climate in Holland

Remember those times you ran, bare foot and naked, through tall grass that tickled your belly button while the sun kissed your skin and unicorn foals played with you near the magical river? If so, that certainly wasn’t in Holland as far as the weather’s concerned – and regarding the unicorns and magical river I’d advise a good look at your medication.
Lets be honest, even as a loving Dutchman, Dutch weather sucks eggs. I would’ve said something else than eggs but ‘apparently’ we have young readers too and the SGP-Christian party is always watching and ever vigilant…

Unicorns don’t exist unless you are Kim Jong-Un, ruling World Champion Unicorn Handling.

The weather in the May vacation

Anyway, if you have kids (the non-imagery kind), you may have noticed that right now is what the Dutch call “Meivakantie” – best translated as May Vacation or May Holiday. It’s a merry, merry time in the late days of April and early days of May – otherwise known in other countries as “Spring” but known to the Dutch Weather Gods as “Screw It”, if it were a soft drink it’d be called Diet Autumn. Because every season in Holland is Autumn – this one is just a mild Autumn with less sugar and more chemicals. Still, we’re all kind of addicted to Diet Autumn and we look forward to the next as soon as it’s gone.

It’s also the season that brings parents more than hyperactive kids pushing them to the brink of a nervous breakdown, it also brings us extreme delays at Schiphol Amsterdam Airport, high density traffic jams as well as Kings Day and WWII-related May 4th (Remembrance of the Dead” and May 5th (Liberation Day) – all are usually ‘celebrated’ in the meteorologically miserable month of April and the “I’ll-see-what-I-can-do” month of May.

Climate in Holland – We’re sorry Latin Expats

We know that those of you coming from the globe’s more climate-blessed parts are ready to jump out of bed on the first days of April in a shirt, short pants and open shoes. We call those people ‘the deceased’ and we attend their funerals solemnly. In Holland, with high exception, do not expect any warmth those days. Expect grey skies, rain, wind and general cold. You may be pleasantly surprised at times, for about five to ten minutes, but don’t expect to make it through the month on summer warmth. It’s not going to happen and we’re not sorry.

May Maybe?

May isn’t much better when it comes to the climate in Holland, it’s like that old head-mechanic at your local garage – “Oh, you need your car back tomorrow, huh? My oh, my – you must be a busy person. Well… What can I tell you? We’ll try but don’t get your hopes up.” Cool. That’s cool, May – be that way. May is only slightly better than April but not much. May knows that the busy shifts are for June, July and August and that April isn’t making an effort either – why would it try hard? Just sit back, have some coffee and occasionally throw some sunshine and rain around if people really start to complain.

So this year? How’s the climate in Holland so far?

So what about this year? 2017 wasn’t the worst for April, we saw some sunshine (yes, ‘some’) around but nothing that will blow you away. For most of the month it was pretty miserable grey weather and at night we had what we call “Nachtvorst”, Night-Frost, and it was pretty bad some places. Sometimes you’d see a bright sky in the morning, put on your best outfit, jumped outside with a smile and get ambushed by the heartless Dutch cold that had been secretly waiting for you all that time. The bastard.
But wait! What about Kings Day!? The Day of Kings! The King of Days! It has to be good weather on Kings Day, right? Well…

climate in Holland
The Dutch Summer summerized

So the weather on King’s Day will be:

I’m sorry, but it doesn’t look great, not necessarily a total terror but just not great. Predictions are that temperatures won’t reach over 10C, 15C is normal, so we’re actually talking about rather cool day. Unfortunately there will almost definitely be some rainfall, but on the upside the sun will be breaking through multiple times as well – but be sure to wear clothing that’s water tight or that you can pull over your outfit. Take it from a Dutchman, soaking wet and Kings Day don’t go well together when the temperature is ten degrees above popsicle level.
Weather will be best in the West of the country – cities like Amsterdam, Rotterdam and Den-Haag, and lesser in places like Utrecht and worse further East. But before you start packing for Amsterdam or Rotterdam – they are also the most crowded places you will ever see in your life and though police is making maximum effort, pick pockets or worse are also having a great Kings Day in the country’s biggest cities, if you catch my drift.

Expect crowds at least as dense as this in Amsterdam and other big cities. But, the more the merrier, right? ©Inyucho/Flicker

Regardless, Kings Day is almost always an enjoyable day. Personally, I like visiting the more calm parts of Amsterdam to buy my way through the Japanese community’s offerings if not just to enjoy their enthusiasm and spirit, but there’s always something to do for everyone. Parties are everywhere, everyone is looking to have a great time and even the cops let loose a little – there’s still law and order but they’ll let a thing or two slide. Regardless of where you go, everyone is in on it and if they’re not – well, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life! This isn’t about the weather, the cold, the rain or maybe even hardly about the King – it’s about celebrating Dutchness. Are you in?

Party hard, spend your cash, feel Dutch and if you do see anything suspicious – report it in. Together we can make this a great and save day – regardless of the mercy of the weather.

 

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