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Eurovision Aftermath – Does Europe Hate Australia?

Everyone’s favourite European country, Australia, was looking every part the genuine contender at the latest Eurovision.

Our entrant Isaiah Firebrace had made it through to the Grand Final after nabbing one of the ten qualifying spots in the semi-final in Ukraine. With his power ballad ‘Don’t Come Easy’ he won over judges and fans alike despite a couple of stumbles on the high notes.

Isaiah Firebrace – Perhaps our last hope for a Eurovision win

It seems however that on this fateful day, Isaiah learnt the true meaning behind his song, which is that victory really doesn’t come easy.

Vitalii Seduik – The Mystery Mooner

Enter Vitalii Seduik – the infamous Ukranian streaker that gained notoriety for pranking celebrities such as Gigi Hadid and Kim Kardashian. It seems the next logical step up for him was, of course, going to be the Australian public.

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After clambering onto the stage during a performance by last year’s winner, Ukrainian singer Jamala (how do you spell ‘Collusion’ in Ukranian), Vitalii proceeded to add one more lewd act to his repertoire by dropping his pants and baring his arse to the world… all while being draped in the Australian flag.

What Did Australia Do To Deserve This?

I can only assume that this attention seeking behaviour stems from a deep-seated inadequacy and anxiety. I’m not one to speculate, but it’s safe to assume the regrettable post-ejaculate crust on the front of my tracksuit pants has more personality than Seduik.

The look when people hear what happened

This begs the questions, though, did we do something to offend him? Was he protesting our involvement? Or was he simply venting his jealousy over Australia becoming an EU nation before the Ukraine? Nobody but Vitalii can know for sure.

Conspiracy Or Just Bad Luck?

The worst part about it, however, is that at the time of voting, the media hadn’t released the fact that the streaker was in fact Vitalii, and not some bare-bottomed Aussie thrill-seeker.

With the UK out, maybe there is room?

This has added to speculation that his ‘prank’ may have cost Australia valuable points in this year’s Eurovision competition. In the end, we didn’t get a single 12-vote pledge from any of the participating countries, which is unusual considering Isaiah’s performance was considered a favourite throughout the competition.

The whole incident quickly descended into a scuzzy mess back on home soil, with our participation in this years Eurovision deemed an unfortunate failure.

Our new flag

Perhaps we’re on the outer with our friends north of the equator, and it’s time we scurry back south and stop trying to match it with the Eurovision heavyweights. After all, we’re only there by invitation.

Perhaps next year Europe shouldn’t expect an RSVP from Australia in the mail.

Ajax vs. Man U: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

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Last night, the Europa League final ended 2-0 in favour of Manchester United. The time leading up to the match presented high stakes and even higher excitement. The stakes were high on both sides.

For Ajax, it was the last chance to grab a trophy this season and was also the first time in 22 years that the Dutch club had made it back to a European final. Not to mention they did so with one of the youngest squads ever.

They even made a lovely video to celebrate their return:

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Manchester United, on the other hand, came into the game at the end of a lacklustre season, ending 6th in the Premier League. Despite winning the EFL Cup and Community Shield, it was the club’s last chance to grab a ticket to next year’s Champions League. Not to mention the recent tragedy in the team’s home city, meaning Manchester United had added drive to do right by their city and win.

The Match between Ajax and Manchester

The game was overshadowed by Monday’s terrorist attack in Manchester. A minute’s silence was held at the outset and players on both sides were wearing black armbands out of respect for the victims. United Manager José Mourinho said after the victory that if they could exchange the trophy for the lives lost, they would in an instant. The English team dedicated the win to the victims of the attack.

Paul Pogba, who rejoined the United team after a €110 million transfer in August last year, proved his worth as he scored the first goal for Manchester United.

It was a shot that deflected significantly off of Sanchez, leaving Onana helpless. Ajax fans hoped their side would bounce back from this (they’ve done it before). But after Henrikh Mkhitaryan scored the second goal around 47 minutes in, it became an exceptionally trying task.

The Good

Despite Ajax’s loss, the club and their supporters have much to be proud of. The young squad, while unable to overcome the star-studded Man U, showed the world they have the potential to compete with the best.

In Amsterdam, the Museumplein filled quickly with over 100,000 people viewing the UEFA match on big screens. Dutch police had to send out an alert, warning more people from travelling to the capital as the city was packed with Ajax fans and security concerns were abundant.

It must have been a deflated atmosphere when that second goal was scored against Ajax, but despite it all, the ‘Ajacieden‘ dealt with the loss well. Making it to the final was an achievement in itself for the young, promising team and it’s clear the city understood that. Although Museumplein emptied quickly after the final whistle, Amsterdam still held onto an optimistic atmosphere throughout the rest of the night.

Songs and chants echoed through the nation’s capital (and the many busy trains) and the crowds headed home peacefully, leaving little trouble in their wake. Hopefully next time, they can take home more than a runners-up medal as well.

From the side of Manchester, there seems to be hope for next season. With the legendary club claiming a spot in next year’s Champions League, it seems things are looking up for the team who have struggled so mightily these few seasons.

The Bad

While the young Ajax players have shown their potential and are mostly playing wonderful and exciting football, this also means that players are more likely to leave. Ajax has long been known as a stairway to stardom, producing legends like Cruijff, van Basten, Ibrahimovic, Suarez, Eriksen, Bergkamp, Kluivert, Sneijder, Davids, Litmanen, etc., etc., etc.

Unfortunately it seems that these young talents are leaving the team earlier and earlier, lured away by financial sums that even the nation’s biggest club can’t compete against. It’s leaving Ajax, and the Dutch position in Europe, increasingly more vulnerable and it’s hard not to start wondering about how to reduce the talent drain.

The problem isn’t limited to Ajax. The whole Dutch league has the same issues, it simply can’t afford to compete with the world’s big-leagues like those in England, Germany, Italy, and Spain. Just taking a quick look at the cost difference between Ajax and Manchester should say enough. Man U is estimated at about £628 million, while the Dutch squad is currently valued at around £39 million.

It shouldn’t be surprising. Ajax’s revenues are around £90 million per year… and then there’s the fact that Pogba cost Manchester United a whopping £89 million.

The Ugly

But let’s be honest: the issue of Dutch finances are not the most immediate problem. The biggest problem for Ajax probably lies with the cup’s winners. Even if you’re an Ajax fan (in case you didn’t notice, the authors are), you have to respect the Man United team. How couldn’t you? After all, you can’t deny their success and excellent execution of strategy.

The club has always played good football. Beautiful football. They were exciting to watch, and even if it wasn’t always necessarily attacking football, they played with a conviction and a heart that few others had. They showed confidence and strength, and have long been a club to be respected, maybe even feared.

But watching the the game yesterday, we didn’t feel that respect, and certainly not that fear. Rather, we felt disappointed. To properly explain why that is, let’s take a quick look at the stats.

 

So let’s break it down a bit. Ajax had 69% possession. That’s crazy. That’s Barcelona levels, and the reason is quite simple. It’s because Manchester executed Mourinho’s strategy perfectly. They scored a goal (as messy and chaotic as it was), and then they locked down completely, attempting little more than kicking the ball back to the middle line every time Ajax attacked.

It became even worse in the second half, but as an indication, this strategy led to a pass accuracy of just 67% in the first half for the English squad as they weren’t actually trying to build up their attack. Of course, the individual talent of Manchester shone through brightly, capitalizing on every half-chance. With just 7 shots, 4 were on target, and 2 were goals. On the other hand, Ajax had 17 shots with just 3 on target.

But truthfully, Peter Bosz said it best, “It was a boring game. There were no chances from both sides.” In case you didn’t watch the match, it’s true, there were no real chances. Despite the high number of shots, there weren’t many dangerous chances. Even the goals were scrappy, with Pogba scoring off an unfortunate deflection and Mkhitaryan netting his from a messy corner kick.

Play may have been effective, but ‘boring’ isn’t Man U. Not by a long shot. We’re not thrilled that it was at the cost of Ajax, we can acknowledge that a team of Manchester’s calibre may well deserve their spot in the Champions League.

But not by playing the way they did last night.

What happened to the exciting, fearsome, self-confident United front? The city once had a club that upheld a tradition of fine, beautiful football. Now Mourinho, hired to save the club from decline, has arguably morphed the legendary association into an fearful and boring squad. Granted, he’s won plenty of trophies, but one of us fears he’s only contributing to the downfall. Of course, other things grate about the clubs’s current manager: here’s another nice reflection of his style.

Alternatively, you could say the results speak for themselves. Man U fans still love their team, and found the game exciting to watch. A fan could say that United were focused and controlled, like troops in an army. Anyway, you can’t rush success and it takes time to win back that zest of days gone by.

In the end though, Ajax simply didn’t have their day and Manchester deserved to win. We just wish it had been with more of that MU flair.

6 Summer Festivals You Don’t Want to Miss

The summer is fast approaching and here in the Netherlands, that means it’s summer festival season again. Dutch summers don’t last long, so it’s vital we capitalize on the short moments of blue skies. And what better way to do it than by dancing? So here are 6 lovely summer festivals to enjoy in order to make the most of the Dutch summertime.

Nomads Festival – Amsterdam

This year the Nomads Festival will be celebrating its 5th year anniversary in Amsterdam’s Riekerhaven. With “Half a decade of of love and music”, the Nomads Festival will hosting 5 different stages with artists from the U.S., U.K., and Germany flying in to perform alongside the Dutch acts.

This year’s lineup includes Andrés, Ge-ology, Red Greg, and Jasper Wolff & Maarten Mittendorff. Nomad Festival aims to provide shows from every corner of electronic music, so expect everything from R&B to Funk to Techno to House. Oh, and did I mention there’s also a Nomadic market where you can discover a bunch of new creative brands? Tickets are selling fast, so if you want to go, get them quick to go to this wonderful summer festival!

 

Location: Sportpark Riekerhaven, Amsterdam
Time: June 24, from 12:00 to 23:00
Costs: €35

Blijdorp Festival – Rotterdam

The Blijdorp Festival is back again this year with names like Scuba, Deetron, and Auntie Flo taking up the Main Stage. The Rotterdam festival, held in the park right next to the Blijdorp Zoo, is an annual staple in the city’s summer festival scene, and sure to be another big blast of musical goodness.

 

The Blijdorp Festival stands for art, culture, music and happiness, and it’s sure to hit the mark in every category, so don’t miss it!

Location: Roel Langerakpark, Rotterdam (Right next to Blijdorp Zoo)
Time: August 12, from 13:00 to 23:00
Costs: €32 (Early Bird €29)

Wicked Jazz Sounds Festival – Amsterdam

Of course Wicked Jazz Sounds Festival brings with it wicked jazz sounds, but there’s also much more. These wicked sounds will range bewtween funk, jazz, soul, afrobeat, and hiphop, and it’s sure to blow your mind. This year marks the third edition of the festival in Amsterdam and if the past two years are anything to go by, then this year is going to be absolutely brilliant.
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This year’s line-up is as good as ever, headlined by names like Jungle By Night, Tony Allen, and Michelle David & The Gospel Sessions. The festival will host 3 stages, where the main stage will naturally present the biggest (inter)national names. On the Wicked Jazz Stage, you can see a combination of electronic acts alongside performers from Wicked Jazz Sounds’ club nights at Sugarfactory. Last, but not least, comes the NIGHTCARE stage, where the young and adventurous talents will perform.
Other notable names include Kris Berry, Richard Spaven Trio ft Cleveland Watkiss, LeFtO, and STUFF. So if Jazz is your thing and you want to hear some lovely wicked sounds, then get your tickets quick!
Location: NDSM, Tt. Neveritaweg 61, 1033 WB Amsterdam
Time: June 24, from 12:00 to 23:00
Costs: €35 (Group Discount €28)

Boothstock Festival – Rotterdam

Hosted in Rotterdam’s Kralingse Bos, the Boothstock Festival has one of the nicest festival locations in the city. With a lovely lake view and a sandy beach beside the grass and trees, it’s perfect for a summer festival.
The 6-stage festival plays hosts to an incredibly diverse set of artists, all being topped off by a back-to-back set from Michel de Hey and Benny Rodrigues on the main stage. This year the festival will play host to the strongest techno line-up they’ve ever hosted with names like Slam, Stranger, Juan Sanchez, and Charles Fenckler. Other artists include Leroy Styles, Abstract, DJ Cash Money, and Gregor Salto. Make sure to check out the full line-up here.

 

The summer festival will be showing off an array of genres, from R&B to Hip Hop to House, so there’s no lack of variety. Tickets are already almost 90% sold, so make sure to get them soon if you want to attend!

Location: Kralingse Bos, Rotterdam
Time: June 10, from 13:00 to 23:00
Costs: €40 (Only Late Tickets still available)

Gaasper Pleasure – Amsterdam 

The Gaasper Pleasure Festival is exactly what it sounds like: a pleasure. Finding its home by Amsterdam’s Gaasperplas, the festival’s artists include the likes of Girls Love DJs, Klangkuenstler, and Marcel Fengler. Not to mention they have a brilliant names for their stages like “Hakuna Matata” and, my personal favorite, “Unicorn”.
All of the early bird tickets are sold already as well, so make sure to snag some tickets soon if this summer festival is what you want!

 

Location: Recreatiegebied Gaasperplas, Amsterdam

Time: July 29, from 13:00 to 23:00
Costs: €29,50

Puur Festival – Oegstgeest

The Puur Festival is hosted annually at the Klinkenbergenplas in Oegstgeest, not far from Leiden. So that means sand, water, grass, trees, shade and (if weather permits) even sun all in once location. What better than to pair this with wonderful music and delicious foods?
Although most of the line-up is still T.B.A., you can be sure to see names like Irwan, CHIMP, and K-Liber. Not to mention that the festival’s food line-up includes 2 Michelin stars! So with a wide array of music, lovely food, and a beautiful venue, how can you say no to Puur?
Location: Klinkenbergerplas, Oegstgeest
Time: July 29, from 12:00 to 23:00
Costs: €29,95 (Early bird €25)

Go Party!

So? What are you waiting for? Go get your tickets and go wild! It’s festival season, make the most of it!

Nice Weather Continues in the Netherlands!

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We’ve been talking about the weather a lot recently, but why not? Especially when things are looking this good.

In the next few days we can expect to see max temperatures fluctuate between 20-28 degrees Celsius! Of course, Monday and Tuesday bring chances of rain along, but it’s Holland, what were you really expecting? On the bright side, Friday and Saturday are especially warm, so if you’ve ever wanted to take a nice beach day, now is the time.

screenshot: weerplaza.nl

Make the most of the nice weather!

Ok, so it’s going to be nice weather, but what are you actually supposed to do? Well, good thing you’re here, because we have plenty of suggestions. Maybe just go out and BBQ, or otherwise hit up one Amsterdam’s many urban beaches. Of course, the true Dutch beach is at Scheveningen, so that’s another lovely option for this nice weather.

Let’s not forget about day trips. Holland is such a small country that it’s perfect to take a nice cross-country day trip, to say, Giethoorn. And if the weather does take that classic Dutch turn (by which I mean a downward spiral into torrential rain and unbearable winds), then you can always enjoy a different type of beach experience at Panorama Mesdag.

 

Meanwhile in Friesland #sunset #freezeland #oudega

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Get HYPED – UEFA Cup fever hits Amsterdam

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Ajax plays Manchester United tonight for the UEFA Europa League Finals. Now is the time to crack a beer and get hyped.

In honor of the event, Amsterdam is decked out and ready for the game tonight, I went for a walk around the festival grounds yesterday just to take at look at the digs. 3 jumbo screens and most of the Museumplein will be the home for thousands of Ajax supporters; whether fans for the night or fans for life, the Dutch vs. English battle will be a great match indeed.

The Iamsterdam sign looks great with an Ajax stripe. Regardless of how you feel about Ajax in the Dutch league the important thing now is Dutch representation in a major European final.

Can Ajax win this one?

Can the young Dutch team accomplish quite a remarkable feat tonight? Will they stay together after this season or be eaten up by other clubs as often happens when a Dutch team strikes it big. After all it’s been a while since Huntelaar, van Persie and Robben rocked a Dutch league jersey. Read more about the game right here.

Where are you watching tonight?

Tonight at 20:45 it all kicks off, either get a good spot at the plein yesterday, find a good watching party, or hit your local sports bar, this should shape up to be quite the game to round out the season and give us a good look at the future of the Dutch team when the 3 old timers mentioned likely retire from international play after the 2018 World Cup or the next Euros.

Het Concertgebouw wenst Ajax veel succes!

Het Concertgebouw wenst AFC Ajax veel succes! Concertgebouw = XXX. Ajax = XXX. #UELfinal #HereToCreate

Geplaatst door Het Concertgebouw Amsterdam op woensdag 24 mei 2017

 

Update: Just took this less than an hour ago, get HYPED

Europa League Final Preview: Ajax vs Man U

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This time of the year is a bit strange for football fans. The league seasons are finishing and this year there isn’t the lure of a major summer tournament to fall back on. Don’t get me wrong though; the finals of the UEFA club competitions are set to provide great entertainment.

Manchester United and Amsterdam are set for a showdown that will define whether their years have been successful. Peter Bosz has the chance to bring some real pride to the Netherlands and to show that the teams in the league are still competing to a very high standard. For Mourinho and United, a final win would mean Champions League qualification. Having failed to qualify through the Premier League, the Europa League final presents the last opportunity to join Europe’s elite club competition.

 

Manchester United

Competition History

The English giants have never won this competition. More famously they have won the Champions’ League on three occasions; the last coming in 2008 when they beat Chelsea on penalties in Moscow. This is their second consecutive season competing in the Europa League and they were knocked out by historic rivals Liverpool last year. The 2017 Europa League final will be their first meeting with Ajax since 2012 in the same competition. After winning 2-0 in Amsterdam, United were shocked by a 1-2 reverse at home, but still managed to progress in the competition.

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Route to the Final

They finished runners-up to Fenerbahce in a group that contained Eredivisie champions Feyenoord who they lost to in the first game of the competition at De Kuip as they struggled for form. However, they got their revenge at Old Trafford winning 4-0.

United comfortably beat Saint-Etienne in the round of 32 (4-0 on aggregate), before facing a tricky test against overachieving Rostov of Russia. Mourinho openly criticized the pitch in Russia prior to the first leg and United struggled to get into their rhythm. Such concerns were put to bed as they overcame their opponents by a single goal to nil at home.

Despite having an abundance of talent on show and being more accustomed to the Champions’ League, United started to struggle. The level of opposition was high and were providing real tests to Mourinho’s men. Anderlecht caused plenty of trouble with in both legs and looked equal to United in large spells of the games. It took an extra-time effort from Marcus Rashford to break the deadlock and send the home team through. The tough test had come at the cost of former Ajax striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who damaged his anterior cruciate ligament after an aerial challenge.

The semi-final against Celta Vigo provided an equally stern test for United; though they should have had the tie wrapped up after the first leg. As has been a problem all season they were wasteful in front of goal in Vigo. This could have come back to haunt the red devils when, in the final moments at Old Trafford, John Guidetti was presented with a great chance to send the Spanish side through. Beauvue inexplicably chose to cut the ball back to the former Feyenoord and Manchester City striker who couldn’t get a strong contact with the ball. The final whistle blew seconds later and United were through to the final in Stockholm.

 

Mourinho has won 11 of the 13 finals he has managed in

 

Ajax

Competition History

Ajax’s recent history in Europe doesn’t make for pleasant reading and have been Europa League regulars, often qualifying through third-placed Champions’ League group stage finishes. Last season they were eliminated in the Europa League group stage having finished 3rd behind Molde and Fenerbahce.

Unlike their opponents, they have won this competition. In 1992, they beat Torino in a two-legged final on away goals after a 2-2 draw in Italy.

 

Route to the final

After finishing top of a group containing fellow semi-finalists Celta Vigo, Ajax progressed to face Legia Warsaw in the round of 32. The Polish side held firm at home and earned a 0-0 draw, but were unable to score as Ajax dominated the reverse fixture. Viergever scored to earn his team a place in the draw for the next round.

Unlike United, Ajax seemed to struggle moreso in the earlier knockout rounds of the competition. Copenhagen proved to be a tougher opponent than their Polish counterparts and took an advantage into their visit to Amsterdam as they won 2-1. Again the attacking prowess of Ajax enabled them to dominate. Traore and Dolberg scored before the break to put the Dutch side in control.

The baby-faced assassin: Kasper Dolberg

Schalke were up next. It was the first real test for Peter Bosz’s men who were determined to make their home ground a difficult place to visit. Ajax’s fast and aggressive attacking play proved a shock to the German’s who have struggled domestically this season. Despite possession being somewhat equal, the home side created far more opportunities in front of goal and it proved to be the calm influence of Davy Klaassen that was the difference as the captain scored twice.

Ajax Manager Peter Bosz

 

The match in Gelsenkirchen provided everything a neutral would hope for in a cup match. Goals and drama were provided in abundance. Having perhaps underestimated the challenge of Ajax in the first leg, Schalke came out determined and levelled the tie on aggregate as they went 2-0 ahead and took the game to extra-time. The lead looked unassailable as Veltman had been sent off in the 80th minute. The challenge looked impossible when Caligiuri put Schalke 3-0 ahead in the 101st minute. However, there was another twist to come. Viergever scored an away goal in the second half of extra-time which meant the home side needed another to go through. As they pushed forward for that goal German winger Amin Younes hit them on the counter to secure victory for Ajax.

In the semi-finals, the Godenzonen drew Lyon. Once again the Amsterdam ArenA proved a difficult place to visit for the opposition as Ajax won 4-1. The tie looked all but over when Kasper Dolberg coolly chipped over the goalkeeper in France and extended the lead to 5-1 on aggregate. Lyon needed four to even take the game to extra-time.

They struck back through highly coveted striker Lacazette who scored twice just before half-time to swing the momentum. As the pressure built throughout the half, Ajax’s defence cracked as Ghezzal scored in the 81st minute. One of the heroes of Gelsenkirchen, Viergever was then sent off three minutes later. The pressure was racked up again, but Lyon ran out of time to get the fourth and Ajax confirmed their place in the final in Stockholm.

 

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Prediction

Undoubtedly the underdogs, it’s a pleasant surprise that Ajax have reached the final, but they’re a well drilled team unit. Bosz has the side playing quick, attacking football in the classic Dutch 4-3-3 formation. It is noticeable that he wants the team to play quickly as every set-piece and throw-in seems to be taken as soon as the ball is retrieved in an attempt to create an opportunity while the opposition hasn’t had a chance to reorganise.

They know their strengths. They have plenty of players who can score goals and have plenty of creativity. Their greatest weakness may be their inexperience; however, this may lead to a youthful confidence unhindered by self-doubt and perhaps the awareness that creeps in as a player ages.

Ajax are the team likely to provide most of the entertainment in this tie. Under Mourinho, United are set-up to be solid and are likely to continue that trend with Jones and Blind requiring some protection from the midfield. Ajax will need to be wary of the United threat on the counter. Rashford is electric and he’ll pose plenty of problems if the Ajax backline press high up the pitch. Both Herrera and Pogba possess the ability to hit defence-splitting through balls. Additionally, both are capable of scoring from outside the box.

The Eredivisie runners-up will need to play with the same quick tempo they have done in the previous rounds to cause United problems. Dolberg is likely to enjoy playing against a centre back pairing that is unfamiliar with each other. Jones hasn’t played much football this season and Blind, in my eyes, isn’t a natural in that position.

The match is most likely to be close and low-scoring like United’s previous rounds. United have experience on their side and Mourinho is a man for the big occasion. He has won 11 of the 13 cup finals he has competed in and has never lost in normal time. Ajax’s greatest challenge could almost be stated as the fact they aren’t playing at home; but their best chance will come if they play at a fast tempo and not let the United midfield settle on the ball.

When asked about his side’s chances earlier in the week and the prospect of facing £89m Paul Pogba, Mattijs de Ligt summed up that youthful confidence I alluded to earlier with his answer, “I’ve never seen a bag of money score a goal”. Ajax will know they have a chance if they play to their potential.

Sailing in Scheveningen: The North Sea Regatta is coming up!

Looking for something to do with this upcoming heatwave? The North Sea Regatta in Scheveningen might be just the boating and beach thing you’ll want to see this weekend!

The North Sea Regatta is the main event of the year for competitive Dutch sailors. For four days, the sea is conquered by billowing sails as some 350 boats hit the waters at the coast of Scheveningen. Spectators watch from the beaches and even from dinghies in the water as the Dutch winds whip the racers back and forth through the North Sea.

Of course, it’s not all just about sailing. After the races, there’s plenty of food, drink, and music to be enjoyed throughout the restaurants and bars in Holland’s most famous beachtown. (Everybody knows the difference between a good and great evening is a brilliant after-party, so don’t miss out!)

By Meindert Zeeders

What exactly is the North Sea Regatta?

If you don’t know what a regatta is, then now would be a good moment to look it up quickly, because the North Sea Regatta is THE Dutch regatta. In a nutshell it is, very simply, the year’s biggest spectacle of sailing races and fun. During the Pentecost weekend (that’s Pinksteren in English for all you Dutchies currently scratching your heads in confusion), Scheveningen’s harbour becomes the heart of all Dutch sailing as the North Sea Regatta breaks out in all its glory.

Each year, the event attracts hundreds of sailors and thousands of fans from across the globe. Yachts of all sizes sail side by side, being shoved into the sea from sandy shores of Scheveningen (How’s that for alliteration?)

Pretty pictures aplenty there! (by Meindert Zeeders)

What races are taking place?

The regatta boasts 110 nautical miles of the so-called ‘Vuurschepenrace’ (which literally translates into ‘fireshiprace’, but you would have known about this one if it were actual burning ships racing one another), participants battle both each other and the elements as they push their vessels across the English Dutch Channel.

Vuurschip by Meindert Zeeders

 

Other events include the North Sea Race, an 180 nautical mile journey back to Scheveningen, and lane races along the beach side. Every day brings more shows, more parties, and more nautical goodness. Not to mention more boats. Don’t be surprised to see open boats, Olympic boats and yachts hit the waters to race around the buoys. 

Source: Royal Ocean Racing Club

You don’t even have to sail!

The North Sea Regatta is the Dutch sailors’ Mecca, but even if you don’t sail, there’s plenty of reason to go visit. Even if you’re never been on a boat, maybe you can even find a friendly soul to sail you. Young and old, sailors and landlubbers alike, the North Sea Regatta is for all. So if this sounds like something up your alley (or river), then come down to Scheveningen for a whole of seaside excitement. 

 

When does the North Sea Regatta start?

The whole program officially runs from the 26th of May until the 4th of June this year. That’s of course not packed with hardcore sailing contests every day. The whole program can be found here. The Vuurschepenrace is the opening race on 27 May. North Sea Race starts on Tuesday. And then from 2nd till 4th are the inshore races along the Dutch North Sea coast. The Worlds J22 starts one day earlier, on the first of June. 

Anything else going on in Scheveningen those days?

Besides the beach, Pier and all those beach clubs and such? Sure! 

Optimist on tour: from the 1st till the 3rd of June the little ones have a fine opportunity to pick up the sailing trade. Kids can get a try-out lesson, for free, in an ‘optimist’. Which is basically a little sailing ship.

English Mindful Run Course: don’t complain that there’s nothing going on for the sportive, mindful expat in The Hague and Scheveningen. Starting the 1st of June are running sessions where mileage and speed are not the goal, but enjoying the moment and personal physical and mental freedom is. More info on this English page right here.

Outdoor workouts: throughout The Hague and Scheveningen there are multiple places where one can workout (so-called Fitplaatsen). So no excuses for not working on that beach body! More info in Dutch here.

 

And last but certainly not least. The event ‘Pro Freestyle The Hague Beach 2017’ is happening in Scheveningen from the 2nd untill the 5th of June (yes, combine it with a visit to the NSR!). BMX’ing, rollerblading and the official World Cup skateboarding is held in the The Hague stadium. Looks like Scheveningen is indeed the place to be the first days of June!

 

And for once, the weather helps out as well! 🙂

Dear Manchester…

Dear Manchester,

It’s only been hours passed since it happened and surely, right now, confusion, anger and pain are getting the better of you. You don’t care about anything right now but the people that aren’t there anymore. Everybody understands that but we just want you to know that we are thinking of you.

Tomorrow, Wednesday, was supposed to be a celebration for the both of us – sure one was going to lose but we both made it to the finals. That was something, something great, something to be happy about.
And now all of that is gone in the blink of an eye because some person, if we can call them that, who’s mental confusion makes them believe their way is the only way decided to strap on a vest with a bomb in it and blow himself up in a building full of teenagers. Kids for crying out loud, who never saw it coming. There’s an empty darkness right now, a void, that can’t be filled with anything – we know that and nothing we can say can fix it. We want you to know we understand.

Amsterdam has escaped the recent wave of terrorist attacks so far, we’ve been lucky at that, but we’re fully aware that our time will probably – eventually – come too. But we’re not strangers to terrorism or events that rip your heart out. Every Dutchman remembers Summer 2014 when a plane full of our people, and dozens from other countries, was shot out of the sky by a missile over the Ukraine. Time stopped ticking completely. Everyone in the country sat in front of the TV, with a phone or laptop going through lists of names of people currently missing, in contact with friends and family on social media trying to figure out if there’s anybody we knew among them, or if there was anything we could do. Chances are, you’re doing that right now.
Many Mancunians have opened up their houses, their lives, to help wandering concert goers and their families – nothing but praise and admiration for that.

Tomorrow your Manchester United will be playing against Ajax in Stockholm. We hope, genuinely, that your team will be able to play strong, proud and with conviction – and that we’ll be able to best them by the same principles. But, should we lose to you, however hollow victory may be to you right now – we’d like you to know that you deserve it. You deserve every shred of pride, joy and happiness you can get at a time like this. As eager as we are to grab the title, and we’ll be devastated if we lose, under these circumstances, we’ll be happy it was to you.
Be strong Manchester, be proud, be brave – you have every reason to be.

We’ll see you tomorrow in a place called “Friends Arena”. Be certain , you have friends in us. You’re our kind of people, you’re our kind of town.

– From Amsterdam & Holland with love.

5 Reasons Swedes, and you, should support Ajax’ Europa League Final. (Or else!)

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It’s almost happening – the finals of the Europa League between AFC Ajax and Manchester United in the Friends Arena in Stockholm, Sweden. Excitement is huge in the Netherlands, even in rival cities like Rotterdam, about a Dutch football team making it all the way to the top of European competitions – the pressure on the Amsterdam club is enormous to make it happen. But, can it? Well, the Dutch like to believe they can and we believe that with the power of the Swedes we can make it happen. You all can make it happen.
We see the Swedes as friends, since a long, long time and we are certain of your support but should you – for whatever reason – pick the wrong side, we’ve compiled a list to convince you otherwise.

#5 – We’ve mastered the art of Fake News.

It’s not just the Russians, or the American right-wing, who know how to spin a story – or just entirely fabricate one – and we know that Sweden’s image is precious. We respect that and we totally want to make sure the following news doesn’t make it out there.

Al-Sha-ABBA – Swedish Extremists abduct Willing Housewives.

STOCKHOLM – Sweden. Intelligence sources have confirmed that a small but hardened extremist group, known as Al-Sha-ABBA, has captured and abducted countless housewives, ranging ages early forties to mid-seventies, touring the globe with them. The women, mostly bored and tone deaf, have fallen prey to Al-Sha-ABBA’s musical propaganda to which they listen religiously. So far at least 150 women have been said to have abandoned their homes, their chores, and gluten-free diets to join the ranks of the extremist organization who’s battle cry “Mamma Mia!” can be heard in the many, many disturbing videos released that show the women and their captors ecstatically partying till the early hours of the evening and then going to bed early.
Many European intelligence and police agencies have expressed their worries and left behind husbands and teenage children express their heart breaking grievances. Swedish authorities however refuse to interveine before the tour is over, which could be as long as ten days, or until “They clean up their own mess and let mom play her own music in the car”, so said Petter McJerksson head of Sweden’s feared Cultural Police.”

#4: We are not afraid of taking Hostages.

Who doesn’t love Ikea? It’s like a zoo with furniture instead of animals and you get to put your kids into a cage filled with booger-covered rubber balls. What could be worse than a group of unidentified men in clogs, Dutch accents that smell like weed suddenly barging in and taking hostages? That’s right – we’ll take it that and far and take away the most precious things. We’ll list the hostages for you.

Björn (Desk Chair) in a relationship with Lilli (Desk Lamp), from Uppsala, Sweden.
Björn and Lilli met through mutual friend Ullskar (pen holder) and happy and content with their laminate wood-life and moderate price tags. They had much to look forward and fine with a fake, plastic laptop and non-functional keyboard for demonstration purposes up until taken against their will by armed men and forced to support a soccer club at gun point. Word has it Björn lost at least one wheel in the chaos and is currently unbalanced, Lilli is entirely without a lamp since the beginning of the violent events and completely in the dark.

Karl (Kitchen Towel), sibling to Malinda (Bath Mat) from Stockholm, Sweden.
Karl and Malinda  come from a proud family of cotton products that need to be regularly washed but aren’t,  coming in several shades of blue, grey and and some sort of green-blue-color that only women know the name of. Both have expressed their extreme terror at the hands of the violent men who, according to witnesses, left behind Karl & Malinda’s pet Gildurn (Soap Dispenser) unattended and may have knocked over their cousin Elsbet (some sort of Towel Rack) with blatant disregard.
Karl’s ego in particular has been stained by the men who do not wash their hands with soap after going to the toilet and Malinda expresses great fear of being violated by curly hair from less-public places. Gildurn, reportedly, is gravely upset and refusing to hold any soap.

#3:  75% tariff on Dildö: Ikea’s most profitable product.

Thought that was the worst we could do to Ikea, Sweden? Guess again! We know all about your secret success: “Dildö – the Dish Brush/Flash Light/Sex Toy-combination that is neither hygienic nor pleasurable”.
To be fair, we may be a tad jealous, even though Amsterdam is the XXX-capital of Europe, even we couldn’t come up with this one. And it stings.

Frankly, the ingenious dish brush that smells funny and lights up places that can’t be seen without an X-Ray and a Gynaecologist is totally amazing. Even though it doesn’t really clean the dishes that well and at least twenty-five women had to have it surgically removed, it is still an admirable step forward. Wouldn’t it be a shame if this huge financial success would suddenly be facing a 75% import tariff? Imagine how many women would be left unsatisfied and how much less intimate the plates would be smelling. This is something that could crush Ikea’s net income and reduce it to a second rank, Jysk. That’s right, we already have Danish support. Fear us.

#2:  Swedish “Meatballs”: We know your dirty secret. (You sick bastards)

This is it. If everything else fails, and we know you’re smart enough not to let it come to that, we have one absolute fail save option. We know the secret ingredient to Swedish Meatballs and we’ve been throwing up ever since. We’ve also done all the testing and it came back positive, you sick sons of…

Lets be straight up about this, we know. We know what you do to all the poor Danish that migrate to Sweden to find shelter from the cold, mean streets of Copenhagen and with all the drunk Finnish rally-drivers that keep racing through Göteborg’s public parks and the Norwegian fishermen that “supposedly” keep “mysteriously” disappearing off of the Swedish coast… You grind them down into tiny, little pieces of Scandinavian-meat and mix them with egg yolk, bread crumbs, diced onion, a little bit of nutmeg (not too much!) and add some salt and pepper and then – you sick, sick people – bake them in a warm pre-buttered skillet for several minutes while whisking with a wooden spoon and serving with parsley and rich gravy. That’s what you do!

Who would’ve thought? The kind, good-natured Swedes, a bunch of cannibals who eat their fellow Scandinavians. You make us sick! And we both know that if this comes out in the open, Swedish Meatball revenue will drop by at least 2,5% to 5% on All-You-Can-Eat Wednesdays! If that doesn’t scare you, well… We give up.

#1: We actually really like you and we hope you like us too. (And you’d hurt our feelings if you didn’t)

Okay, so – all threats set aside. We really hope you’ll support us because Ajax vs. Manchester United is a lot like David vs. Goliath. You see, Ajax is a team that – in comparison to any Premier League team such as Man. United – basically has no budget. But it is a team rich with tradition and football success, a team admired for its hard work, innovative play and good sportsmanship on the field.
Unlike many other competitions the Dutch league(s) are relatively untouched by billionaire investors and mega-corporation sponsors – instead the Dutch have always believed that a true soccer loving heart is the key to success, even though they were slipping away against clubs with seemingly unlimited budgets.

It’s been fifteen(!) years since Ajax last played a final in the major European competitions, but it has worked hard and believed steadfast that one day it would be able to rise again. We, here in Amsterdam and all throughout the country, hope that it will and that it’ll make a decisive difference for Dutch football as a whole.

Comings Wednesday a team of young rookies, who struggled their way into the finals, will be facing off a team of seasoned pros who have a lot less to lose than Ajax should they not make it. The Amsterdam team will be defending not just its own honor but that of a whole nation.
The Dutch know that the Swedes especially are appreciative of hard work, innovation and good sportsmanship – that they pick the little man over the big man. And so, we hope, that the Swedish and many others around the world – even if just this once – will root for the hopeful, young team from Amsterdam and watch a small nation in the heart of Europe explode in celebration if they win. No matter your pick, we hope you enjoy the match as much as we will. Thanks for rea

YES! Great weather in the Netherlands all week long!

It took nature it’s sweet sweet time, and we’re still a bit traumatized by the cold days of April. But at last we have some good meteorological news for you, there’s going to be some amazing Spring weather this week and the end of it is not yet in sight. Here it is:

Great weather in the Netherlands
source: screenshot weeronline.nl

Okay, so there might be an end in sight for the great weather spell here, but who were you kidding – it’s the Netherlands: rain is always coming. And who knows what happens in 14 days? Let’s first concentrate on making the best of these scarce hours of sunshine and warmth!

So with this fricking great weather in the Netherlands incoming, what are we going to do?

Besides this

 

1. This is the time to get culinary for the Dutchies. Coals will be bought, the BBQ will be found and many speklapjes and saté-sauce will get consumed. Yes! It’s BBQ time for the Netherlands.

2. You might want to go for a quick spring vacation in this little country of ours! Or perhaps Giethoorn might just be too busy for you, and you can always do a staycation if you’re already living in a nice big Dutch city.

3. You might want to see the beauty of the Hague from a boat with these temperatures! Keep an eye out for any events from ‘The Hague Boat’ or just book a ride at their normal cruises (which are still very nice).

4. Obviously when in doubt, go to the beach! 

 

 

Any other suggestions of what to do with great weather in the Netherlands? Feel free to share!