12 weird laws the Netherlands still has in 2022

In a country that’s sometimes described as overly bureaucratic, the Netherlands controls some unexpected things, like who can share houses, where you can lock a burglar, and whether you can take an acorn from a forest tree.

Without further ado, so let’s jump right into some pretty strange Dutch laws!

1. Locking a burglar in your toilet? Illegal

Picture this: a robber breaks into your house while you’re at home. In a burst of adrenaline and quick thinking, you trap them in the bathroom. 🪠

Hurrah, success! Well, no. By locking up that burglar and depriving them of the privilege of stealing your stuff, you’re simultaneously depriving the burglar of their liberty — and that’s against the law.

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Don’t lock them in your own house! That wouldn’t be fair for the thief ..🤣 Image: Depositphotos

2. Want a divorce? Your in-laws are forever after

Let’s hope that pesky mother-in-law isn’t the reason for your marriage breaking down because, bad news, in the Netherlands, they’re still your family — even once the ink on your divorce papers has dried.

3. It’s illegal to not have lights and a bell on your bike (helmets are optional)

In a lot of countries, this is the other way around due to obvious safety reasons. And of course, if you’re out with a small child, they usually have to wear some form of protection.

Not in the Netherlands though. As long as you have lights for visibility and a bell to attract attention, you’re good to go.

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A helmet? We’ve never heard of that. Image: Depositphotos

Is it safe or just stupid? The debate continues on whether we should all wear helmets. I guess we do have great bike lanes, which definitely makes it a heck lot safer. 🤷‍♀️

READ MORE | Do’s and don’ts of riding a bicycle in the Netherlands

4. Bikes have right of way: they rule over cars AND pedestrians

Say you were walking along a bike path and a bike hits you. In most cases in the Netherlands, the bike rider is not necessarily liable since bikes have right of way, even if it wasn’t your fault.

The same goes for a car hitting a bike — that’s a big no-no too. Please people, watch out for bikes and cars you watch out for them too. They rule us all. 🚲

5. Mandatory emergency drills need to be tested every month

You may have all heard that weird and loud sound going off at 12 PM the first Monday of every month. The Dutch government requires these emergency drills to test the alarms at least once a month.

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Sirens basically dominate the Netherlands every first Monday of the month. 🚨 Image: Pixabay

While it’s not technically a law, it does mean that we are going to have to listen to them every other Monday FOREVER.

6. Taking a souvenir from the forest? That’s not allowed

Not only are many nature reserves not open at sunrise and sunset, but all products of a forest belong to the municipality. That means taking moss, mushrooms, or even a fallen acorn is strictly prohibited. 🌱

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Leaves on the ground? They better stay there! Image: Depositphotos

7. You cannot legally marry in the Netherlands unless one of you is Dutch

This law is true, but only if neither of you has residency in the Netherlands. For instance, you can’t come here from abroad to marry, as other people do at beach resorts across the world.

So if you’re wanting to get hitched on the canals of Amsterdam and neither of you is a registered resident, forget it.

8. House sharing is technically not allowed

Three or more young singles are technically not allowed to live together. This is to prevent a load of house shares, a law that is pretty much never enforced though, so it’s just pointless and bizarre and definitely doesn’t help the housing crisis.

9. It’s illegal to go into a coffee shop if you’re under 18

It’s not illegal for individuals under 18 years old to go into a regular coffee shop or ‘café’. Coffee shops in the Netherlands sell weed, so if you’re underage, you aren’t allowed in.

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Don’t mistake coffeeshops for cafés in the Netherlands. 😉 Image: Depositphotos

Sorry, no drugs for those under 18! Seems fair enough, as you also can’t drink till you’re 18 either.

10. Trees must be reinforced to prevent them from sinking by canals

Canal houses, including trees and other structures, must be reinforced so they don’t sink. So it’s not just the houses, but the trees too!

It’s great that trees are just as protected as the canal-side houses. 🌳

11. Keep off the grass — by law

A walk in the park or a picnic on the grass? Not in Oldenzaal, or many other Dutch towns.

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Who knew it was possible to study and commit a crime at the same time? Image: Depositphotos

Walking, sitting, or just generally hanging out beyond the designated paths in parks, public gardens, green areas, and lawns are not allowed — unless you get a permit from the municipality, of course.

12. Tenants have incredible protection when renting

A law that’s good for tenants and not so good for landlords, tenants have an incredible amount of protection. In fact, the landlord can’t kick you out unless a court rules that they can.

Pretty bizarre if you aren’t paying the rent and trashing the place. Great if you don’t want to be made homeless by your landlord for literally no reason.


There you have it, 12 weird laws that the Netherlands has!

What other Dutch laws do you find weird or cool? Tell us in the comments below!

Editor’s Note: This article was originally published in March 2019, but was fully updated in May 2022 for your reading pleasure.

Feature Image:Pixabay
Emma Brown
Emma Brown
A familiar face at DutchRevew. Emma arrived in Holland in 2016 for a few weeks, fell in love with the place and never left. Here she rekindled her love of writing and travelling. Now you'll find her eating stroopwafels in the DutchReview office since 2017.

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12 COMMENTS

  1. #2is not true, house sharing is allowed, though in most cities you need a permit when it is more then a certain number of people. Apparently in the city where the article was written this limit is 2 people, which I find very low, more common is 3-5 people.

  2. Bicycles do not have the right of way at all time. Absolutely not! It is true that a traffic participant with a more “deadlier” vehicle is supposed to be more careful. Therefore, if a car hits a cyclist, he might be right, but still liable. However, that surely goes for the pedestrians, if a cyclist hits a pedestrian, the cyclist is liable. Who has the right of way, has nothing to do with this.

    It is also determined per municipality if you can have roommates, I had several, once 3 at the same time, all registered at my address. No problem.

    You can absolutely get married in the Netherlands if neither of you is Dutch.
    In some cases a declaration may be asked, proving it is not an involuntary marriage, but most of the time it is fine.

    Contrary to popular believe, drugs are always illegal in the Netherlands. Coffee shops are merely tolerated, but actually NOT legal. That is why these shops are called coffee shops and not weed shops or drug shops. That is why children are not allowed in these shops. Alcohol is a terrible drug, but unfortunately this is legal and therefore children may enter a bar , under supervision, but they are still not allowed to drink.

    The monthly alarm is government regulated, but this is no legislation.

    This means that half of the story is not exactly correct……

  3. No 10. The title “It’s illegal not to have lights and a bell on your bike, but not to wear a helmet” is misleading and incorrect. It’s missing a second “not”. Now it’s implying that it’s “illegal not to wear a helmet” which is not true (and if true would not make it “weird”).
    .
    For clarity it should have read “It’s illegal not to have lights and a bell on your bike, but not illegal not to wear a helmet”. Or make the last part shorter: “but legal not to wear a helmet”.

  4. Re my previous comment on the title of No. 10.
    After reading it again, the title could also imply “it’s not illegal to wear a helmet” or in other words “it’s legal to wear a helmet”, which is CORRECT but not surprising or “weird” and I think that is not what the author meant.

  5. no. 10 is not weird, why not require cyclist to be save. Light and bell are more important then helmets in regards to safety so nothing weirtd about that

    no. 7 is not correct, there are no mandatory emergency drills required in the Netherlands. The alarm still sounds every month but this is a remnant from the time these sirens where made from metal and had to be put into motion to prevent them from rusting. As random activation would have caused too much confusion it was decided that they would always go off at the 1st monday of the month. Leading to the joke that this would be the perfect time for the russians to attack

  6. Coffee shops are not the same as coffeeshops, spelling is different for a reason. Coffee shops are cafés coffeeshops are where you buy weed.

  7. It is indeed unlawful to keep someone from their liberty. However in a situation where your life might be in danger, keeping the burglar from their liberty will not be considered ”unlawful” by the judge.

  8. when you rent a house, the house does not a floor!! The previous ones have to remove floors and wallpapers!!!! that is the craziest thing! OR you can buy them from previous tenants !

  9. Could we get rid of the very common misunderstanding that bicyclists rule everyone including pedestrians? That’s not how Dutch traffic laws are set up.
    Legal protection is depending on the vulnerability. The more vulnerable you are, the more you are protected by Dutch law.
    People who are protected most are young people up to 12 years, disabled people and pedestrians. No matter what vehicle you are driving, if you get in an accident with one of those people, you are liable for their damages. No ifs, no buts, no exceptions. You can also expect to have to appear in court and get a fine for dangerous driving.
    The list in order of most protected to least protected is
    1. Pedestrians, children up to 12 years and disabled people
    2. Bicyclists
    3. People on scooters and mopeds.
    4. Drivers of cars and motorbikes
    5. Drivers of buses and HGV’s

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