So you’ve been in Holland for a while and keep hearing Dutch friends, co-workers and weird people at the bus stop talking about this mystery thing, Televisie — and all the magical things it does.
You probably want in on this because you want to be part of the buzz — and hey, we can’t blame ya. Well, grab your notebook and allow us to help you find out more about TV in the Netherlands!
TV channels in the Netherlands
Televisie means television. If you haven’t figured this out already, seek medical attention immediately. And we know most of you cool Americans, cold Canadians, warm Australians, and fuzzy Antarticans are all: “Whuttt? Why would I watch television!? So last quarter of 2016!”
Okay, first of all — get out. Now that you’re out — get in, it’s cold. This is Holland, after all. Here’s the thing: do you know why Dutch people speak such excellent English? Televisie!
Unlike the snooty Germans and haughty French, we don’t just dub over everything — we subtitle with passion and, as a result, have an eerie ability to mimic the English language.
It’s a good thing, not just for us but also for you! Because you can watch your favourite shows in their native tongue and simultaneously start learning basic Dutch.
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It’ll give you the chance to reminisce over Cornhole, Arkansas — or wherever you’re from — and feel more at home in that weird country under the sea by looking into the local minds.
Let’s go through a quick set of networks:
Public TV channels in the Netherlands: NPO 1, 2 & 3
Public Channels have a reputation for being incredibly boring — but in the Netherlands, this is much less the case. Though they have a strongly informative character, public TV channels in the Netherlands still draw the biggest crowds and are major entertainment players.
NPO channels don’t feature a lot of “full-English” TV shows or movies. However, most of the news and informative shows do heavily feature English content, with the hosts freely conversing in proper, high-level English with guests and experts.
So if you speak English, you should be able to understand segments that relate to the English-speaking world.
Where can I watch the news in the Netherlands?
The most-watched news show in the country is the NOS Journaal (8PM) and the informative show Nieuwsuur (news hour) — the latter is complex, but sneak a peek once in a while. At the very least, you can tell from footage and routine English commentary what is keeping the Dutch busy.
Where can I watch sports on Dutch TV?
But there’s more: Sports! The Dutch are avid football fans, as in soccer, not “American Egg Ball”. 🏈😉
Watching football is a fantastic way to connect with your blind neighbour’s guide dog, the girl on the poster at the bus stop or your sweaty colleague at work.
NPO broadcasts a wide array of sports as segments on the news or as part of the infamous “Studio Sport” with proper summaries and games/events in full.
Believe us, everyone in the Netherlands has some sort of connection to sports. Just say: “Did you see Studio Sport last night?” and be prepared to get married very soon. Or divorced, if already married, and then re-marry a Dutchie.
Other programs on NPO
Of course, as silly as it sounds, kids’ shows like Sesamstraat (Sesame Street, duh) will help you understand basic Dutch. And recognizing colors.
If you’d like to see shows that keep the Dutch up at night, watch with or ask friends about Boer Zoekt Vrouw (Farmer seeks Wife), De Wereld Draait Door (The World Keeps Turning — not a soap!) or De Rijdende Rechter (The Travelling Judge), conversations guaranteed!
Where do I sign up for NPO in the Netherlands?
Even without a cable subscription, NPO is freely available and has a great online presence, including a solid app! Google it!
Commercial TV Channels in the Netherlands: RTL 4, 5, 7, 8 & Z
Irregular numbers and a letter? Why? Channel wars. RTL is the far-out biggest commercial network on Dutch television, and channel numbers 1 to 3 were already associated with NPO, so they picked 4. 🤺
Then came RTL 5, and all of a sudden a pesky competitor showed up. Competitor SBS snagged 6 and so RTL skipped a number. And “Z” stands for Zaken, Dutch for “Business”.
Where can you watch Hollywood movies and American television in the Netherlands? RTL!
Aside from the obvious suppliers such as Netflix, Amazon Prime, and all the other streaming services that come tumbling out of the woodworks these days, RTL features a lot of Hollywood movies and series on RTL 5, 7 and 8 as well as various series on RTL 4.
However, their strongest assets are Dutch shows like Ik Hou Van Holland (I love Holland), Help! Mijn Man Is Een Klusser (Help! My Husband’s a DIY’er) and “RTL Late Night”.
These shows are as Dutch as it gets, both in terms of culture and language. However, they are immensely popular. Having at least some understanding of what they’re about will probably help you connect much faster.
As far as Help! Mijn Man Is Een Klusser goes — it’s unhappy, slightly overweight housewives living with their kids in a wreck of a home their husband once promised to fix but never did.
The Dutch version of Denzel Washington, John Williams, comes to fix the place and the drama — how much do you really need to understand to enjoy drama? Just watch! So much crying…
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RTL Z is for doing business. You don’t need to speak Dutch, just read the stock exchange graphs. 📈
Trashy TV Channels in the Netherlands: SBS 6, Net 5, Veronica & SBS 9
I like to call them “SBS Sex”. Because it’s as trashy as life gets. Really, SBS is often called the “Camping Channel of Holland”, because every camper full of Holland‘s worst in France, Germany or Spain is blaring SBS 6 day and night.
Everything on these channels somehow relates to sex. Chasing pedos (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing), hot gossiping, documentaries and after 1 AM — all sex-ads! Yum!
Want to see the dumbest news in the history of mankind? Look no further than Hart van Nederland (Heart of Holland). Are you in desperate need of knowing more about Hannie (49, single, not particularly attractive, weird accent even for Dutch) and how someone stole her goat?
Well, you are in for a treat! On the upside, the Dutch used in this show is of such a low level it may as well be grunting — which is understandable for even very basic speakers.
Featuring the worst (or best?) weatherman
Up until recently, part of Team Clusterfart was Piet ‘Frickin’ Paulusma, who may or may not be fully mentally capable, and is the world’s worst weatherman. He also ends every weather report with “Oat Moarn!” which is Frissian for: “F- You”.
To be honest though, we kind of love Piet Paulusma, and when he sadly passed away in 2022, the world really stopped and took a moment to mutter “Oat Moarn“.
Another decent show on there is Lachen om Home Videos (our Funniest Home Videos) — aside from host Jochem van Gelder babbling before and after commercials, all of it is in English! Including the hilarious, original video commentary!
Veronica for the home-sick Americans
But where can you watch American shows in the Netherlands? Veronica — it is surprisingly decent!
You like sitcoms? Watch Veronica after 6 PM! The Big Bang Theory? Check! According to Jim? You got it! And the list goes on.
Unfortunately, they have no problems airing episodes in non-chronological order or suddenly cutting off mid-season and starting a new show. Also, from 4 AM till 6 PM, they have Disney XD for your inner child.
Net 5 and SBS 9 focus on women, featuring many English-language movies and series that’ll tickle your uterus (We know, that’s not how it works.)
Before you run to your television, never to leave again — thanks for tuning in. We hope this gave you some sort of picture of what to watch and expect from Dutch TV.
How do you like Dutch TV? Have we missed out on anything? Let us know in the comments below!
Editor’s Note: This article was originally published in April 2017, and was fully updated in April 2023 for your reading pleasure.