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Here we go! UK Election Preview and voters in the Netherlands

Tearing up the script

This election was supposed to be about leadership. It was framed by the Torys, and thus 90% of the mainstream media in the UK, as a presidential style contest. A simple choice between the unlikable, unpopular and ‘unelectable’ Jeremy Corbyn, and the “strong and stable” Teresa May.

It was supposed to be a cake walk for Teresa May’s centre-right Conservative Party, and thanks to their far-left leader, the biggest wipe out of the Labour Party since the 70s.

It was supposed to be about who the public trust to handle Brexit, and who they trust to reduce immigration.

It was supposed to be over before it started.

However, the story of this election so far has been one of tearing up the script titled “election narrative” on a daily basis.

The Corbyn factor

The incredible resurgence of Corbyn’s labour party has dominated the discussions. The story went from, ‘maybe it won’t be a complete disaster’, to ‘maybe they’ll only lose a couple of seats’ to ‘wow, they might actually gain a couple of seats’, with some commenters now saying ’holy sh*t they could actually win this thing!’.

It’s a startling turnaround for a leader whose political obituary, when the election was announced on April 18th, was sitting on a pile marked ‘ready to be printed’.

One of the reasons for this can be seen in reports from the doorsteps of the UK suggesting that Brexit has not just become the elephant at the party nobody acknowledges—because it got drunk too fast and spent half the night crying and vomiting in the toilet—but it is now the elephant that ate all the cake and immediately went home, never to be heard of again.

In short, Brexit is just not an issue. People have decided en masse and without conferring, that it’s a done deal, that other things are more important now.

Labour’s gain

The ebb and flow of the election narrative has intermittently been affected by the terrorist attacks in Manchester and London, but this has only served to shift the focus even more onto domestic issues, police cuts and security being current buzz words.

Labour has also been helped by a disastrous Tory campaign, predicated on worn out slogans, fumbled U-turns, and a policy manifesto as hard to pin down as Teresa May when she hears the word ‘debate’.

Tim Farron’s Liberal Democrats have also done their part in aiding a Labour fightback. Support appears to be swinging away from the Lib Dems, as they fail to profit from their appeal to Remain voters. Gambling on marketing themselves as a one issue party with the aim of reversing Brexit, or at least forcing a second referendum on the deal, has spectacularly backfired for the Lib Dems due to the lack of interest in Brexit as an issue in this election

Along with other parties dropping the ball, one of the key factors to Corbyn’s resurgence in the polls is his huge approval rating with the young voters.

A cornerstone of Labour’s ‘bag of goodies’ manifesto is its pledge to scrap university tuition fees. The majority of young voters, cynical and disillusioned with politics, already favoured the anti-establishment Corbyn, and with this manifesto pledge he’s encouraged unprecedented numbers of youth and first-time voters to register.

Whether they will actually turn out on June 8th is still to be seen. Traditionally there is a large disparity between people who say they will vote, and those who actually do, especially amongst the youth.

Despite this, it increasingly appears that where Labour and Conservative support was once based on class, it’s now very much on generation.

Brits abroad 

Despite the general lack of interest in Brexit as a deciding factor, for Britons living abroad the result of this election could have huge significance on a process that will define their lives as British citizens in the EU.

Emi 22, lives in Groningen, “I hope to live and work in the EU in the future and I don’t want this to be more difficult, what happens if I want to return to the UK in future but have a partner from the EU? Will they be allowed to come with me?”.

As a student, Emi, who favours Labour, feels particularly strongly about education, “I think it’s so wrong that education is simply not possible for so many people: quite frankly, this is active oppression at work if certain groups of people are unable to become educated, to get better-paid jobs, and to succeed in life”.

Despite making the effort to send off a postal vote this 22-year-old student still feels a certain amount of disillusionment common in contemporary British politics, “To be honest, even living in the Netherlands, I feel so done with all the election coverage…when there are so many important other things happening in the world. If the party I don’t want to win, do win, I will be glad to not be around for the aftermath”.

Bala 27, also a UK citizen and resident of the Netherlands, echoes these sentiments in his decision not to vote, “I don’t believe there is any validity in offering any of my own time to self-involved politicians, who frankly offer nothing to a person in my position…I don’t feel it’s worth my investment in terms of free-time.”

Whatever the outcome of this snap election, Teresa May’s reputation has taken a battering and it seems certain the generational divide that defined the EU referendum will continue.

But for many Brits abroad, in the Netherlands and elsewhere, the general feeling is well summed up by disaffected non-voting Bala, “I haven’t lived in the UK for two and a half years now and I can say wholeheartedly, I miss nothing.”

UK Election: What Next For British Expats in Netherlands?

The UK goes to the polls tomorrow. Will anything change for Brits abroad?

For UK citizens living in the Netherlands, above all other things, tomorrow’s general election will be about Brexit. Once the results are in, the leader of the UK’s largest party will begin Brexit negotiations with the EU, set to start on 19 June, and will ultimately decide the extent to which UK citizens’ rights are protected in EU countries.

The choice is inevitably between the Conservatives’ Theresa May and Labour’s Jeremy Corbyn. May has promised to be a ‘bloody difficult woman’ in negotiations with the EU. Her relationship with Germany’s Angela Merkel is thought to be ‘almost non-existent’, and EU sources have described her pre-Brexit dinner with EU officials as ‘disastrous’. She has alienated European leaders by failing to call out Trump on his Paris climate deal withdrawal. Her general election campaign has been fought on a promise to get the ‘best deal for Britain’, and a vote for her supposedly ‘strengthens Britain’s hand’ in Brexit negotiations.

May and Merkel. Not best friends?

Brexit: Not In Safe Hands

Her belligerence has led to speculation that Brexit talks will collapse early, and that the UK will exit the EU with no deal. It is a prospect that she herself acknowledges: she has asserted that she would rather have no deal than a bad deal.

A central question facing UK citizens abroad is therefore whether Theresa May can get a good Brexit deal that preserves their rights abroad, or whether their futures are safer in the hands of Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour Party.

The UK and the Netherlands. Better friends?

What Alternatives For Brits In Dutch Cities?

May’s record on reassuring British expats about their rights is poor. UK citizens across the EU have complained that their views are being ignored. Despite claims by the Brexit Ministry (DExEU), groups representing UK citizens living in Europe have not been consulted about Brexit. Certain Conservative ministers have even hinted that EU citizens in the UK will serve as ‘negotiating capital’ in Brexit talks, which is unlikely to coax much goodwill out of the EU. In short, May’s Conservative government has done little to make UK citizens in Europe feel secure about their futures.

May warns of a ‘coalition of chaos’ between Labour and the smaller progressive parties in the event that she does not win the election. Given her bellicose, uncooperative approach to Brexit so far, it should come as no surprise to her if the many British expats who feel betrayed by Brexit decide to take their chances instead with Jeremy Corbyn and the coalition of chaos. Surely anything is better than a hard Brexit and five more years of Theresa May. And that’s without even getting started on her views on fox hunting…

Theresa May looking strong and stable.

Goodbye good weather! Hello traditional Dutch rainy mess…

Remember those few sunshiney days the past week? ‘Those were the days!’ is what you’ll be saying to your grandkids when telling them about the Dutch Summer of 2017.

We know, this Tuesday- which feels like a Monday morning – started and you had to get on your bike to work it started raining cats and dogs: DutchReview sympathizes.

 

Dutch weather
No comment needed. (Source: troll.me)

 

So what’s going on? Not traffic

Combine a booming economy, a packed tiny country, bad weather and the first working day after a long holiday weekend and what do you get? A massive traffic jam, that’s what – it’s almost this is to be expected. This morning saw over 250 kilometers of congestion on the Dutch roads. And the Dutch road authority is expecting even more traffic jamming it up at tonight’s peak hour.

So what’s happening weather-wise?

A storm is coming! Heavy wind gusts of up to 100km per hour are expected after lunch. The closer you are to the coast – the heavier it is gonna hit. Thought you escaped the rain? It’s probably still coming for you! Check out the radar here.

The next few days will see this trend continue, but a bit less stormy, the weekend might see some improvement. So get ready for some traditional Dutch weather!

The weather forecast (source: weerplaza)

Meet the DutchReview Crew – Noah Bloem

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Name: Noah BloemWhere are you from?

I’m Dutch, but I grew up in Dhaka, Jakarta, and New York City, so I’ve moved around quite a bit.

Which city are you currently residing in?

Rotterdam, The Netherlands

What do you do outside of being a writer for DR?

I’ve just completed my bachelor’s degree at Erasmus University College and am hoping to become a writer (of some sort).

What’s the weirdest encounter you’ve had with Dutchness?

I think my whole life has been a strange encounter with Dutchness. Being raised Dutch but always attending international schools essentially means you come to understand precisely why the Dutch are weird even as you’re learning to be Dutch. I mean, just imagine being a 6-year old at school and telling your friends that Santa Claus couldn’t possibly be real because he’s actually based on the actually-totally-real Sinterklaas. I can’t say I personally had this issue, though. I found out Sinterklaas wasn’t real at age 5 because my parents were terrible at hiding presents and decided it was perfectly fine to let their children play hide-and-seek unsupervised on the evening of Sinterklaas. Thanks, mom and dad.

What’s your favorite thing about the Dutch?

It may sound strange, but my favourite thing about the Dutch is their knowledge on water management. Seriously. You see, when normal people want to build a building in a certain place, but there happens to be an sea in the way, they say, “You know what, I think I’ll build this building on land instead.” When the Dutch want to build a building in a place that’s several meters under the sea, they say, “Fuck it, let’s move the entire sea out of the way.” It’s ridiculous, but it’s awesome.

What did you want to be when you were little?

I actually wanted to be a football player when I was little. I know, very original. And for those of you living in the US, I’m talking about soccer. My backup job was actually becoming a wizard. Not the Harry Potter kind, but more like the Merlin kind. That way I didn’t have to give up hope after I turned 11. So here I am, still hoping…

What’s your favourite food? Why?

I can’t in good conscience choose just one favourite food. There’s so many delicious dishes out there and my favourite usually just depends on what I feel like having. I have to say that I have quite a soft spot for Indonesian food though and I’m currently craving some soto ayam, so maybe that. Or maybe some rendang…or nasi goreng….and now I’m just hungry.

Keeping it Free in Rotterdam: 7 Gratis Things to do in 010

We all know the Dutch are careful with their money, always trying to get the most out of their spending. Seriously, what’s better than gratis? Nothing! As they say, the best things in life are free. So if you’re looking to enjoy Rotterdam, you may as well do it the Dutch way: gratis! There are plenty of free activities to do in Rotterdam, but here are just seven of them to get you started.

1. Rotterdam Parks

This one is obvious enough, no? Rotterdam has some lovely parks spread around the city and they’re all definitely worth a visit. Especially when it’s nice weather out, there’s nothing much that can beat a good day at the park. The city’s largest parks are the Kralingse Plas, Vroesenpark, and the creatively named Het Park.

Kralingse Plas is known for its lake, which even has a little beach where visitors swim, relax, and enjoy the Dutch summer. Het Park, on the other hand, is right next to the Euromast and includes plenty of open grassy areas, as well as a few ponds, and small canals. All in all, it makes you forget you’re in the middle of a city. Vroenspark provides many of the same amenities as the others, but it’s located in the north-west of the city, not far from the Blijdorp Zoo.

Het Park has some lovely ponds and canals.

2. Keeping art Free in Rotterdam: Kunstavond in the Witte de Withkwartier

Witte de With street is probably one of city’s largest attractions. Filled with an array of wonderful bars, restaurants, and museums, it’s no wonder it’s always busy. To make it even better, though, is that every Friday, from 18:00-21:00, the street hosts Kunstavond.

Kunstavond is a weekly art evening during which the art venues of Witte de With open theirs doors…for free! That’s right, for three hours per week, you can freely explore some of the best exhibitions in the city at absolutely no cost. MAMA, TENT Rotterdam, WORM Rotterdam, V2_Lab for the Instable Media, Witte de With Center for Contemporary Art and CBK Rotterdam are all free to visit and there’s even a free guided tour if you want. Check out the Facebook page for more.

FREE ART!!!!

3. Het Havenmuseum (The Harbour Museum)

Rotterdam was birthed as a port city, and so it shouldn’t be surprise to see that there’s a harbour museum. Located in the Leuvehaven, a harbour near the Erasmusbridge, the harbour museum is completely free of charge!

Focused on showing the harbour’s activities between 1850 and 1970, the harbour museum consists of a collection of ship parts and even refurbished ships that you can explore. The Leuvenhaven also still maintains old cranes that help keep the harbour in its original state. If you’re there in summer, you may also be able to take a short cruise on one of the old ships!

The Harbour Museum is located in the wonderful old Leuvenhaven.

4. Festivals that are Free in Rotterdam

There are a ton of festivals in Rotterdam, especially during summer. Better yet, a lot of them are free! One of the biggest is Rotterdam Unlimited. For 5 days at the end of July, Rotterdam Unlimited presents art, music, dance, and much more across 8 locations in the city. The last two days of it are even reserved for the Summer Carnival, which is a spectacle in and of itself. Of course, it finishes with the massive annual street parade that includes more than 2,500 dancers and 25 carnival groups!

If that’s not enough, here’s a whole list of other free festivals to visit:

  • Roparun 2017
  • ZigZagZuid
  • Rotterdam Bluegrass Festival
  • Sao Jao Festiva
  • Eendracht Festival
  • Baroeg Open Air
  • Metropolis Festival
Colorful Carnival Time!

5. World Harbour Days

The World Harbour Days are in the beginning of September and essentially exist to celebrate the status of Rotterdam as a world port city. Each year brings brings fireworks, performances, a massive boat parade, and a bunch more activities. It’s definitely a blast and, of course, free of charge!

Boats and sunny skies!

6. Luchtsingel

In 2011, the idea for the Luchtsingel won the stadsinitiatief award in Rotterdam and thus, after a few years of construction, 390m long walking bridge now connects Rotterdam North to the center. The wooden bridge, painted mostly in yellow, spans from the Biergarten next to the Schieblock to the Station Hofplein in Noord and also includes a connection to Pompenburg.

It’s a lovely bridge to walk on and its elevation provides some nice views of the surrounding area. Many of the planks were also paid for by citizens and sponsors, so you can see their names engraved along the way. Not to mention that it’s connection between to the Schieblock and Station Hofplein will bring you to some places of interest already.

If you look close, you can see all the name etched into the planks.

7. Rotterdam Pass: Getting More for Free in Rotterdam

The Rotterdam Pass isn’t actually free, but if you’re a citizen of Rotterdam, then it’s a perfect gateway into a whole new array of gratis fun. While it’s only sold to Rotterdam residents, the Rotterdam Pass provides an incredible array of free activities and significant discounts. In total, there are more than 750 discounted or free activities the card offers.

Although it costs at least 60 euros to get (renewable each year), you get free entry to almost every museum in Rotterdam. The Trompenburg Tuinen & Arboretum, Euromast, Boijmans van Beuningen, Kunsthal, Fotomuseum, Wereldmuseum, and the Maritime Museum are just a few of the places you’ll gain free entry to. You can also get a free movie viewing at Pathe, Cinerama, and Lantarenvenster, a free round of minigolf at Parkhaven, and a session of lasergaming at Lasergame Rotterdam. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Unfortunately it’s only for those living in Rotterdam, but if you’re a resident, it’s surely worth it.

Free in Rotterdam
The Kunsthal for free? Sign me up!

Explore!

Of course, if none of that catches your eye, or if you’ve already exhausted all those activities and you’re still looking for more, than just go explore! There’s much more to see in Rotterdam than initially meets the eye, so just go out on an adventure. There’s a lot more free in Rotterdam than only the things mentioned on this list. You might just come across the Sculpture Route, Leeszaal, Floating Forest, or the many public works of art. Hell, it’s all worth it just to see good old Kabouter Buttplug (Well, the actual name of the statue is Santa Claus and apparently he’s actually holding a Christmas tree…)

Good ‘ol Kabouter Buttplug, a statue created by American artist Paul McCarthy

Five Free events to check out in June!

The days are getting longer, that infamously elusive Dutch sunshine is actually starting to hang around for more than a day and the ruthless rain that often batters the Lowlands has begun to ease off. That’s right, summer is quickly approaching and it is safe once more to head out of the house without all the precautions that a Dutch Winter and a rainy Spring require! Now, we know the Netherlands hosts some pretty awesome Summer festivals, but if your bank balance isn’t looking too healthy you may be thinking that you have to stay indoors after all. But fear not! There are plenty of gezellig events that are totally (or very very nearly) FREE! So get your diaries out and take note of these fun things that are happening in June:

Festival Trek 

Utrecht (June 01-05) – Eindhoven (June 16-18) – Enschede (June 23-25)

Festival Trek has been travelling around the Netherlands since 2014 and with growing crowds each year, there really is no reason to give this culinary treat a miss! As well as a tasty line up of delectable treats, Festival Trek also showcases local theatre and music performances to ensure that everyone is feeling the gezelligheid! If you miss out on your chance to catch Festival Trek in Utrecht, you can swing by later in the month when it hits Eindhoven and Enschede as well as ’s-Hertogenbosch, Amsterdam and Den Hague in July and September.

 

European Championship Sand Sculpture Festival 2017

Amsterdam – Zandvoort aan Zee – 12 June – 30 November

Sculptors from around Europe come to Zandvoort aan Zee to create something a bit more than your average sandcastle, in order to compete for the European Championship Sand Sculptor title. The theme this year is ‘Dutch Masters’, and the sculptures shall be created and displayed until around November time. So if you fancy getting out of the city for the day, take a trip to ‘Amsterdam Beach’ to marvel at the wondrous creations and soak up some sea air.

 

Vlaggetjesdag!

Scheveningen – Den Hague – 17 June

 

2017 celebrates the 70th Vlaggetjesdag (Flag Day) in Scheveningen. This yearly festival marks the arrival of the first herring (Hollandse Nieuwe) in the seaside town and as well as an abundance of herring, the accompanying festivities attract thousands. From music performances to traditional Dutch games, the festivities ensure that the whole family has a great day out! (Even if you are not a fan of herring!

 

PARKPOP 2017

Den Hague – 25 June

Get into the festival vibe and head down to Zuiderpark in Den Hague and soak up some sun (hopefully), good music and more importantly that great festival atmosphere! PARKPOP has been making its mark on the Dutch calendar since 1981. One of the biggest free music festivals in the Netherlands, seasoned festival goers rub shoulders with newbies for a chilled out day where international artists as well as local talent showcase their skills across a number of stages. The line-up this year includes top artists Alison Moyet, Causes and Broederliefde!

 

Wadlopen Tour!

Noordpolderzijl – Groningen – 24 & 25 June

Ever fancied trekking around in a load of thick mud whilst trying to keep your precious iPhone dry from rising tides by hoisting your bag above your head for a few kilometres? Then ‘wadlopen’ is for you! Also known as ‘mud-flat walking’, the ever-popular sport of walking across the mud-flats in the Waddenzee, takes you from the mainland out to the islands scattered in the Waddenzee, whilst tides are low. This sport is not for the fainthearted and nor should it be undertaken without an experienced guide, but if you fancy something different, check out the opportunity to sign-up for a free ‘wadloop’ tour from Groningen! Roll-up your trousers and get stuck in!

These are just a few standout events across the Netherlands that won’t cost you a cent (if you don’t want them to)! If you check any of them out or know of any other cool events coming up, let us know in the comments!

So you’re getting married in Netherlands

So, your Dutchie proposed! And you’re getting married in the Netherlands! What can go wrong now right?

Once all the excitement of the engagement settles, you will need to plan your wedding in Netherlands. Most brides find wedding planning to be pretty stressful as it is, but add on a foreign country and you could definitely find yourself in a bit of a planning pickle. Don’t fret! Getting married in Netherlands is actually more simple than you think.

Getting married in Netherlands: Keep it small and simple

Everyone is different when it comes to how big of a wedding they would like to have. But one of the best tips I can give to save yourself from a nervous breakdown the size of a windmill is to keep the wedding simple. Do you really need to invite your best friend’s, husband’s third cousin? (Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a little on that one, but you get the point.)

Most weddings in Netherlands tend to be pretty simple affairs compared to the extravagance of other countries like the U.S., so going really crazy with ice sculptures and acrobats will probably raise some eyebrows from your Dutch guests.

Things like keeping your guest list to a minimum, appetizers and cocktails instead of a five course dinner, or doing a lot of the decorating yourself will save you stress as well as making the whole thing really personal. You can still have the wedding of your dreams without such a big financial and emotional cost.

Don’t forget those legal annoyances

In Netherlands, it’s recommended that you make an appointment with your local “gemeente” at least two weeks before the wedding, but preferably 6 weeks before. At the appointment, you will give your notice of “intention to marry,” talk to the person who will be officiating the ceremony, and let them know the location and time of the wedding. You will also need to make a separate appointment with a notary to figure out things like your pre-nup or create a will if necessary.

Make sure you save money for these things because all together an officiant, and a notary can cost you a couple thousand euros.

getting married in Netherlands

Decorations

Just like in the U.S. or most other countries, you can rent tents, tables, and even vintage decorations should you want them. (Be sure to start reserving these things as soon as possible, because if your wedding is in the summer they get booked up very quickly.)

Some decoration websites can cost quite a bit more than others (especially if they work with primarily vintage things) and if you’re in a bigger city like Amsterdam they are very expensive. Be sure to leave yourself a lot of time to do some research and send some emails so you can get the best deal possible.

Photographers

Wedding photographers can be very expensive in Netherlands as well, however some of them can be quite flexible as far as the prices go depending on the number of hours worked. Even if you find the perfect photographer but the prices on their website seem out of your budget, give them a call/email and see if you can have a meeting with them to make a deal.

Getting married in Netherlands: Venue

There are so many lovely places where you can hold your wedding ceremony, however it needs to be in the area where you have registered your intent to marry. Most gemeente websites have a list of possible locations they have approved (if you need some ideas) but in general you can hold your ceremony almost anywhere. Keep in mind though, that if you do your ceremony somewhere other than the  gemeente it will cost a lot more money.

You don’t have to hold your reception in the same place as the ceremony, and a lot of Dutch people don’t. You can have your ceremony at a hotel or other nice venue and then have your party somewhere else.

One thing a little different in Netherlands compared to the somewhere like the U.S. is the fact that if you want a religious ceremony you can absolutely have it, but you will need to do that after an official legal ceremony. This is why many Dutch weddings have multiple locations throughout the day, and many guests are invited to only certain parts.

Getting married in Netherlands: Research,Research, Research!

If you are planning on getting married in Netherlands, the things that come easier to native Dutchies could be a little more difficult for you, especially when you have to find things online, or deal with the language barrier.

Leave yourself at least a month just to research all the various things you might need to reserve or rent on your wedding day. A lot of times the people you email could be fully booked (which happens a lot) or the price isn’t right for you. If you leave the planning to the last minute you could be disappointed (you might even have a tantrum like your on Toddlers and Tiaras over the fact that nobody within a 100 km radius seems to have the wine barrels you want; true story.)

Remember why you’re getting married

It’s easy to forget in all the excitement and planning that you are also planning for a marriage. This may be one of the most important days in your life, but after this day, it will be you and your Dutchie biking around, living in a windmill, and eating poffertjes every morning.

North Sea wildlife to benefit from new Fisheries Accord

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Overfishing has major implications all along the food chain. It depletes fish stocks and sadly wastes huge amounts of bycatch. Yet despite the problems, parties are often slow to react.

Now, after years of negotiations, the Dutch government has agreed with the fisheries sector and various nature organisations to take action for the protection of North Sea coastal wildlife.

Limits on fishing

How? Well, yesterday the various parties (such as the World Wide Fund for Nature, Natuurmonumenten, the Ministry for Economic Affairs, and the fisheries sector) signed the ‘North Sea Fisheries Accord’.

The parties are happy with the way negotiations turned out. Nature organisations are calling it “an important stepping-stone on the road to better protections for the North Sea“. The fisheries sector has called the Fisheries Accord a boost towards more sustainable fishing. They are also pleased that “the NGOs concerned worked constructively towards this end“.

Additionally, the Fisheries Accord is of great importance for natural areas in the Natura 2000, an EU-initiative and “the largest coordinated network of protected areas in the world”. Note: ports at Rotterdam and Amsterdam are excluded from the Natura 2000-area due to their economic importance.

Aims of the Fisheries Accord

The Fisheries Accord limits fishing, or makes it more sustainable, in certain areas off the Dutch coast. This North Sea ‘coastal zone’ lies in an area along the northern edge of the islands in the Wadden Sea, from Bergen in North Holland down to the German coast. Hopefully, this will be a boon for wildlife in the Netherlands.

The Accord is meant to give designated areas time to ‘heal’, by lessening pressure from over-exploitative fishing. Further, its goals have to be met by 2020. If this is not done, then more areas will be made off-limits for fishing.

In addition, shallow areas near the Belgian border and the Wadden Sea itself will be better protected. Some shallow areas will be closed off completely from fishing activities. These areas can be seen as ‘kindergartens’ for underwater life, because many little aquatic creatures spend the first year of their existence here.

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n’aaaw.

And the measures are not just meant to benefit those under the sea. Birds and seals, for example, should also reap the rewards.

Hopefully, this will ensure that natural habitats get a rest and the fauna can start repopulating. At the same time, some areas that were closed have been reopened for fishing.

Practical implications?

Fishers are already investing in so-called ‘black boxes’. These track where they have sailed and fished. Further, they are implementing material changes in terms of different types of netting. These are made of lighter materials and have bigger holes, to allow some bycatch to escape.

Such measures apply to fishing activities in water of up to 20 metres in depth. Effects will be felt mainly by those fishing for shrimp, and the fishing sector is itself responsible for meeting the requirements. The government will check to make sure that happens.

The Fisheries Accord was signed on the same day as Trump hinted, again, that he’d pull the US out of the Paris Climate Agreement (but you know…maybe he just wanted more covfefe).

Yet in some small way, maybe, these types of initiatives could help encourage other countries to keep fighting for the preservation of natural habitats – and work together against climate change as well.

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It’s a new day, we can do it! Flippers to the sky!

 

*featured image source.

We got it ‘gesaved’ – English words in the Dutch language

So apparently Dutch will survive the global proliferation of the English language. But is the English language safe from the Dutch? Let’s take look at the use of English words in the Dutch language.

Ever thought that the beautiful Dutch language might become extinct one day due to the massive use of the English language? And that DutchReview’s vile anglophile profile might just be another nail in the coffin? No worries, new research has shown that Dutch is going nowhere – despite the fact that most of the Dutch people are awesome at English.

English no threat for Dutch

The research was conducted by a collaboration between the Meertens Institute for Dutch Language and Culture, researchers at Ghent University, and the Dutch promotional body Taalunie. Surveying some 7,500 participants in both Belgium and the Netherlands, the report concluded that Dutch is under no threat from English. Both native and new Dutch speakers also tend to even consider the Dutch language to be beautiful (who knew?)

However, while Dutch was not considered under threat in the daily use of the language, English is slowly pervading into professional fields such as research and transport. More and more Dutch people are also choosing to read their news in English, with 28 percent of the surveyed population stating they read news in languages other than Dutch.

And of course, almost all universities in the Netherlands are now English-speaking, to which some Dutchies might not agree with but for most of you readers out there is probably the reason why studying in the Netherlands is actually do-able.

Ik kom niet meer bij! ??

Geplaatst door De Viraal Spiraal op Zondag 7 mei 2017

Of the English words that seep into Dutch, though, there seems to be a ‘Dutchification’ process occurring. Words like saven, appen, and streamen have been altered to adhere to Dutch grammar and speech. It shouldn’t be surprsing, we Dutch have always liked to steal words from others. Hell, if you speak German, French, and English, you pretty much speak Dutch already. Even if we already have our own words for it, who cares? We’ll take the better sounding one.

Just listen to John Fealey explain it. 4:15-4:35 if you’re curious (although it’s definitely worth a full watch.)

The innovative Dutch: English words in the Dutch language

Let’s be fair, this process of lingual assimilation is really leading to the Dutch abusing English on a regular basis. But if we’re spinning words anyway, let’s just call it being innovative. That’s another thing the Dutch are famous for, after all. With that being said, let’s take a quick look at some of the brilliant ways the Dutch have decided to ‘improve’ on English.

English words in the Dutch language: all those IT-terms

Gestreamed, gesaved, appen, printen, downloaden, etc. Can you imagine translating these properly? Neither could the Dutch – the Belgians do however, which is hilarious in some cases. The funny thing is that some of these translations are already totally available in Dutch, think about it: gestroomd, gered, gedrukt

English words in the Dutch language: cursing

Shit and fuck – Yes, we know that true Dutch cursing is much more creative, but sometimes you want to keep it simple. ‘Shit’ is used more by the Dutchies on average than the English speakers of the world if I would guess. Damnit and that word rhyming with “monstertrucker” (let’s keep it decent) are also widely used.

Luckily the nasty c-word has never caught on in Dutch. They’ve got their own k-word:

English words in the Dutch language: expressions

This one is slightly backwards, and we know the English have their own (often equivalent) saying, but where’s the fun in that? We all know ‘make that the cat wise’ but there’s also ‘nothing on the hand’  and ‘not a shine of chance’. Also reminds me of that time my dad told everyone in his office that they were going to ‘get two flies in one hit’.

Oh, and let’s not forget the Dutch literally translating English sentences such as ‘how late is it?’ or the famous ‘I fok horses’.

Dutch Pronunciation of English:

We could spend an entire article on this one alone, but I think it would be a better idee to keep it short and let the ‘champion’ of Dutch-English pronunciation do this one:

What other English words have pushed their way into the Dutch language? Let us know in the comments below!

Rising seas? The Alternate Causes and Employing the Dutch

The Dutch have always been progressive when it comes to the environment. They are experts in water management and re-claiming land from the sea. Countries around the world are asking the Dutch for help when it comes to the issue of rising seas.

Many cite industrial and/or normal earth cyclic reasons for global warming. Arguments range from methane from cows (and probably fraternity houses) to water vapor as a greenhouse gas (look out, Netherlands). Arguments will go on forever. One thing is certain. The rising seas!

Here come the rising seas! Dutch are not impressed.

I will address some startling, radical and unconventional causes to global warming cleverly concealed by politicians and scientists who are too wise to bring them forth. Rest assured however these causes will keep Dutch engineers employed.

I present the following with no scientific proof whatsoever. Neither pro nor con for an argument, I am a mere observer. For whatever reasons bring the rising seas, and employ Dutch engineers to manage the shrinking shores, these “alternative” and fun-spirited causes should seem obvious to the most casual observer.

1.Women with hot flashes.

Just turn on the fan…

It is not their fault, poor things, but it is an often overlooked global warming subject. There are over 500 million postmenopausal women in the world, projected to one billion by 2025. Eighty percent of them have moderate to severe hot flashes. I am just stating a fact. I know that a hot flash supposedly lowers body temperature, but my poor wife once melted all the snow in the back yard by opening the window, so I am not convinced (yes, she claims “Hot Flash” as her Super Power name). Hot flashes may also raise the partner’s metabolism. So, 400 million hot flashes occurring at the same time could raise the earth’s temperature like a zillion, change the weather, and vaporize polar ice caps. Ever felt that warm wind suddenly blow through? Be nice to your female partner. The joules of heat produced should be directly proportional to the jewels you buy her.

2. Clothes dryers.

Hot threads!

Annually, clothes dryers use about 60 billion kilowatt hours of electricity. In the USA, 90.2 million households have a dryer. So if we triple that for the world, being conservative (with only a guess on my part), that’s 180 billion kilowatt hours of electricity. Certainly enough to melt a small glacier or all supposed ice on the planet Mars (fortunately they don’t use dryers …yet).

3. Hot air expelled by politicians.

Blah blah blah, is it hot in here?

No matter what your political party is or which way you lean, I think we all agree there is plenty of hot air rising from any capital in the world. Mouths spew hot air, tempers flair, steam comes out their ears and hot air rushes toward the ozone layer. It’s not “normal” hot air as it repels opposing hot air, and attracts like hot air. Scary fact.  If a large air mass of like air reaches either pole, the seas will rise. It’s not the politician’s fault. Ask them, it never is. Just head for high ground and hire Dutch engineers.

4. The ageing population turning up the heat.

The elderly often feel colder from thinner skin caused by aging. So, they turn up the thermostat. As a result refrigerators and furnaces work harder to overcome or raise the heat, spewing even more hot air out. It’s the natural and increasing cycle of living longer. Most of us will be there some day if the sea doesn’t swallow us up first. There was a tradition long ago where the Eskimos would send the elderly out of the igloo and onto the ice to transition to the afterlife. My guess is it’s really because they kept turning up the heat and melting the igloo.

Turn down that heat!

5. The making of ice cubes for drinks.

Relax. It’s only BTU’s

Refrigerators have a freezer used to make ice cubes. These ice cubes are used in alcoholic beverages that help people relax. Refrigerators expel heat to make the ice. Alcohol also requires heat to be distilled. This expelled heat increases global warming which makes more people tense, causing more ice and alcohol to be made. You get the picture. It is a vicious circle spiraling toward rising seas.

6. Carbonated soft drinks.

Tiny bubbles. Up, up and away!

Carbon dioxide (CO2), a greenhouse gas, is released every time carbonated soda is consumed. Seems like it wouldn’t be much, but 14 billion cases of beverages, 73% carbonated, were consumed worldwide in a recent year. That’s 15 billion gallons of carbonated soda, and a lot of belching. Backed only by scientific wild-ass guesses (SWAG), estimates are that 4000 tons of CO2 in just Coca Cola Company beverages are delivered, or 1,460,000 pounds per year. Double it or so (no facts here, just SWAG) adding in other companies, that’s 2,920,000 pounds of free range CO2 per year. Granted, it’s a drop in the bucket compared to daily humanity at 70 million tons a day, but throw in all the heat from teenagers burning sugar from the sodas and you have an issue.

What can be done to slow the rising seas? There are simple solutions:

  • Use clothes lines instead of dryers.
  • Wear warmer clothes and buy grandparents coats.
  • Turn down the heat or suffer the consequences.
  • Drink alcohol with no ice or just drink red wine.
  • Don’t belch proudly after swilling down your soft drink.
  • Put politicians and scientists in the same dome with one thermostat and make them come to agreement to get out.
  • Buy your poor sweet hot flashing honey some jewels.  It won’t help the seas recede, but you will both feel better.
  • Finally, reverse all Netherlands windmills to blow out the humidity with the help of “Google wind”.

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I don’t know whether global warming and the rising seas are caused by humanity or a natural earth cycle or both, but I do know the above causes are ignored by scientists and politicians. Perhaps they do so for good reason, but I believe it will ensure that Dutch waterway engineers will be employed for decades to come.

You’re welcome! Now go save the world.