“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose wo-” *record scratch sound*. Wait a minute. This opening line is starting to sound awfully familiar. That’s right folks, it’s time for the sequel to What’s in a Dutch Name? but this time we’re focusing on the females!
In our last instalment I regaled the tale of meeting my colleague “Cool” (a.k.a Koen) and the mild embarrassment that plagued me afterwards. Strangely, I can’t say that I’ve had a similar incident with any female names and that’s probably attributable to the fact that females are a species far more superior at enunciation (*noncholant hair toss*).
But, it’s also due to the fact that as I met more and more Dutch people, I became more comfortable being baffled by the Dutch name pronunciation. I also got more comfortable asking someone to repeat their name.
How to pronounce Dutch names
Here’s where this article becomes gold and where I teach you some tricks of the trade (you’re welcome).
When you meet a someone new, it’s inevitable that a name is missed, mispronounced and most likely – completely forgotten. I know SO many people who are “not good with remembering names.” Truly, I have heard that line so many times, it’s becoming a common personality trait among humans. I wonder which star sign it would fall under?
“Ambitious, open-hearted and good with money, this sign is loved by many. However, a tendency to be selfish, controlling and bad with names also mean that this sign leans towards erratic behaviour…”
Star charts aside, here’s a little trick to help you come back from an embarrassing #namefail. Let’s set the scene:
You make eye contact and recognise the face. Yet, you can’t place the name exactly… Susie? Jessica? They’re heading over. You start to panic…your knees are weak, arms are heavy, but on the surface you look calm and ready…and then they are right in front of you. You shake hands, smile pleasantly etc., and then you utter the magic words: “Oh yes! Of course I remember you! But I just want to check how to pronounce your name again?”
The wonderful thing with classic female Dutch names, is that a lot of them look deceivingly familiar (Eg: “Charlotte”) and you might be tempted to say them in ye olde Englishe way. But, often the Dutch have a completely different pronunciation of most common names.
In this particular instance, Charlotte shakes your hand, smiles back warmly (you have remembered her, you’re just verifying the pronunciation, so you’re in the green) and enunciates for you: “/Shar-lot-teh/”.
On that heartwarming note, let’s list some other female Dutch names with particularly interesting pronunciations:
Not pronounced the English way but quite fun to say either way. Refer above for pronunciation.
This one was interesting to me too. The pronunciation is actually almost exactly the same as in English really, but with more emphasis on the “R” that the Dutch really love to round out.
Another deceptively simple one, the “J” is again changed to be pronounced as a “Y”. Yes, this means that Judy Blume would be “Yoody Blume” to a Dutchie. Charming!
Almost the same but there’s more emphasis on the first “A”… more of an “Ahhh” sound to begin. Like you’re realising how tricky Dutch names can be and you’re like “Ahhhh (I see)”
Now this is interesting. It seems that “Anne” can also be the prefix to a name. A bit like in English, although it’s more of a suffix, with names such as Lou-Anne and Mary-Anne respectively…wait, did I just realise that all Dutch names have an English equivalent? I feel like a tourist who’s just realised that Amsterdam isn’t a country, a.k.a: S-M-A-R-T.
Literally sounds the same as “Mariam”, “Miriam”, and is probably the Dutch version. Has nothing to do with actual jam.
This one is just a treat to me. It’s really fun to pronounce. /See-gggg-rid/. A lovely guttural “G” sound makes you feel like you are an echte (There’s that guttural “G” sound again!) Nederlander.
Rose. “That which we call a Rose by any other name …” alright, alright. You get the picture. A sweet smelling and picturesque name.
Probably inspired by “Yvonne”, and more so by Yvonne Chaka Chaka (Just kidding, she’s a South African singer but then again SA-Dutch ties do run historically deep…)
Like “Marjorie” in English. But also like “Marjolien” in Dutch. Which is a herb that I recently found at my local Jumbo (but google tells me it is the herb, Marjoram in English.) Literally no idea what Marjoram truly tastes like yet, though. Or what Marjolien will think of this blurb about her name.
This is by no means an exhaustive list, but hopefully the name trick will serve you well. Did you end up using it? Stuck on a pronunciation for a female Dutch name? Let us know in the comments below!
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Editor’s Note:This article was originally published in August 2019, and was fully updated August 2020 for your reading pleasure.