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Hoera! The Netherlands just experienced the most sunless days in a row since 1993

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The Netherlands is close to breaking records โ€” but not the kind most of us would be excited about. 

Is the country nearing the record for having the most comforting Christmas treats? We think so (but itโ€™s not official). What is official, is that weโ€™ve just experienced the most sunless days in a row since 1993.

Itโ€™s been over a week of doom and gloom

If seasonal depression has been hitting extra hard this past week, at least you can feel itโ€™s justified.

As of last night, the Netherlands has gone eight days without seeing the sun. The country hasnโ€™t experienced such a lack of sunshine since 1993, during which the Dutch went 10 days without seeing the sun, reports Weeronline.ย 

But if thereโ€™s one thing this country excels at, itโ€™s being gloomy โ€” so we may even break the 1993 record. 

Three more days, and we’ve beaten 1993

The last time we got some vitamin D was December 8, so if the sun stays hidden today, Wednesday, and Thursday, weโ€™ll live through record-breaking times, beating the 1993 lack-of-sun streak. 

We believe you can do it, Nederland! But we really hope you donโ€™t. ๐Ÿ˜

We also really hope the Netherlands doesnโ€™t go after first place for the longest sunless period ever recorded.ย 

That title still belongs to the year 1959, when Dutchies didnโ€™t see the sun for a whopping 14 days. 

But will we break the records?ย 

So far, itโ€™s still not clear whether the 1993 record will actually be broken.ย 

Our last glimmer of hope? Today, actually. According to RTL, a large part of the country may see some sun this morning, bringing an end to our streak. 

The moment (if it happens) will be very brief, though โ€” blink, and you might miss it. 

Have you noticed the past days have been exceptionally dark? Let us know your thoughts!

Photo Report: these photos of the Netherlands will warm you up when it’s cold outside

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Have you been loving our previous photo reports? If the Dutch weather has left you feeling a little blue lately, we have some beautiful photos for you to brighten up your day.

Here at DutchReview, we are self-confessed Insta-addicts, and we love to showcase the familiar faces that we always see on our feeds, so you can enjoy them too.

This time we’ve teamed up with Nora Maria to bring you some fantastic photographs of the Netherlands.

Warning: These photos will for sure make you fall in love with the Netherlands all over again. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram

It may feel gloomy in the winter, but the Netherlands still looks beautiful! Head to the canals and enjoy the reflections of fairy lights in the water. โœจ

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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram

Seriously, Amsterdam never fails to impress!

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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram

Although it’s tempting to stay inside, sometimes braving the rain can be worth it โ€” just look at this!

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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram
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And after the rain comes the sun. Or at least beautiful skies!

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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram
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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram
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The warm cosy feeling of gezelligheid

One of the things that Nora Maria does the best is capturing that warm fuzzy feeling you get when walking through the streets of Amsterdam and seeing all those canal houses light up. Just look at these beauties:

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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram
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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram
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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram
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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram

It’s not just all canals, though. Check out this incredible windmill shot!

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Image: @noramaria.nl/Instagram

Beautiful pictures, huh? And there are plenty more where that came from! If you haven’t done so already, check out Nora Maria on her Instagram.

We’re there too, sharing all kinds of great pictures that you’ve taken, so be sure to take a nose at our Instagram as well. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Which one of these photos do you love the most? Tell us in the comments below!

Fierljeppen: the curious Dutch sport you need to know about

What has a giant stick, superior upper body strength, and can cross a canal in a single bound? A fierljepper, of course! But what are these curious flying Dutchmen? How exactly do you fierljep? And how on earth do you pronounce that word? 

This athletically demanding sport hails from West Frisia, Friesland but has spread all over the Netherlands, next door to Germany and even to other continents.

Sit back, grab a pole and relax: we’ve got everything you need to know about the curious Dutch sport fierljeppen.

How do you pronounce it?

There are a lot of letters in that word, so let’s break it down before you flip-flop all over your mouth, which sounds uncomfortable for you and awkward for us.

Fier-ljep-pen. Or, phonetically fier-lep-en. Or, just press play on the below:

What is fierljeppen?

This strange combination of vowels and consonants is a sport that resembles pole-vaulting โ€” in the most Dutch way possible, of course. Directly translated from Frisian, fierljeppen means “far leap.”

The goal of fierljeppen is to get as far as possible from the starting point while crossing a canal. Easy, right? Well, not really.

Where did this sport come from?

Fierljeppen is a sport that was born out of necessity โ€” the need to get over the various canals that crisscross the Netherlands.

Farmers began the practice when they decided that instead of going around the water, they would go over it. Genius!

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A Dutch farmer fierljeps across a canal in 1938. Image: National Archief/Flickr

There are written records of fierljeppen dating all the way back to the 1200s, and paintings of people fierljepp-ing their way across the fields.

Always a competitive bunch, the Dutch hosted the first fierljeppen competition in 1767.

READ MORE |11 Dutch sports that are 100% weird (but wonderful)

Bridges and roads being built in the Netherlands reduced the need for fierljeppen as a method of transport.

But launching yourself through the air at the mercy of a stick is pretty fun, right? So the Dutch turned it into a competitive sport in 1975.

How do you fierljep?

To begin, a fierljepper sprints like mad 15-20 metres towards a canal.

When they reach the canal, they grab hold of a large pole (polsstok) and push it into the bottom of the muddy water.

Relying on brute gravity and force, the fierljepper then rapidly climbs and attempts to control the pole midair as it begins to swing to the opposite side.

If successful, the fierljepper lands gracefully on the other side of the canal on a soft bed of sand. If unsuccessful, well… ๐Ÿคท

The pole that the competitor grabs onto is strategically positioned prior to the jump.

A pole that is closer to the finishing end will get a competitor further, and give them more time to climb, but requires more momentum to make it all the way across.

If the pole is placed closer to the starting position, it requires less momentum โ€” but gives the competitor less time to climb, resulting in a shorter distance achieved.

While the goal of fierljeppen is to go straight forward, some competitors fall backwards, and others fall sideways into the canal.

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This is common even at the highest levels because fierljeppers will try to pass the dead centre (pole sticking straight up) as slowly as possible to maximize their climbing time.

What is a fierljeppen pole?

When it comes to fierljeppen, not just any pole will do. A polsstok (jumping pole) has a round, flat base to prevent it from sinking into the muddy bottom of the canal.

In the past, the poles were made of wood, then later constructed from aluminium. Today, the poles are made of lightweight carbon fibre.

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A Dutch sport we can’t tear our eyes away from. Image: bertknot/Flickr/CC2.0

While we all know size doesn’t matter, that’s not true for this sport: the size of the pole ranges in size from eight to 13 metres. More length = more height = more distance = more winning! ๐Ÿ†

How do you win?

In fierljeppen, the only thing that matters is where a fierljepper lands. When a competitor clears the canal and lands on the bed of sand, the distance is the only thing that affects the score.

A competitor that climbed their pole halfway could technically still win over another competitor who climbed theirs all the way to the top, as long as they landed a further distance away.

You almost always have a friend in fierljeppen

Some competition rules state that when a competitor takes off on their sprint towards the pole, they have another person running directly behind them โ€” a spotter.

If the pole begins falling backwards (as in the direction that the competitor was running from), the spotter can yell “let go!” and stop the competitor from taking a nasty fall. It can also be motivating to have someone chasing you on your sprint.

There are cases where the spotter has been a little too focussed on spotting and less focused on watching where they were going โ€” leading to the spotter tumbling into the water below. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜…

Fierljeppen records

So how far is a far leap?

When fierljeppen began, these leapers would jump around 10 metres. Thanks to a better understanding of the sport and changes in pole material, the world record distance for fierljeppen is now 22.21 metres, held by Jaco de Groot from Utrecht.

Watch Jaco de Groot break the fierljeppen world record here โ€” any further, and he would have landed in the crowd!

Not bad for a run, climb, and jump!

CategoryNameDistance (metres)PlaceDate
SeniorsJaco de Groot22.21Zegveld12-08-2017
LadiesMarrit van der Wal18.19Burgum31-07-2019
JuniorsReinier Overbeek21.38Burgum19-08-2019
VeteransTheo van Kooten20.60Linschoten31-07-2013

Source: Nederlands Fierljepbond

Where can you fierljep?

Today there are over 600 registered jumpers in the Netherlands, and international acclaim has eventuated in various clubs springing up all over the world.

If you’re in the Netherlands and want to soar over the canals on a stick, you can head over to Polsstokbond Holland to find a fierljeppen club in your area.

Have you attempted fierljeppen before? What do you think of this curious Dutch sport? Let us know in the comments below!

Feature Image: Peter van der Sluijs/Wikimedia Commons/CC4.0

The 7 most scenic bike routes for a day trip in and around Amsterdam

There’s no better way to soak up the beauty of Amsterdam than by hopping on your fiets (bike) for a day of adventure. 

With flat landscapes, charming villages, and stunning waterways, cycling is not only a budget-friendly way to explore but also a quintessentially Dutch experience. Butโ€ฆ where should you go?

There are many popular cycling routes in and around the beloved Dutch capital, so get your cycling gear on and letโ€™s hit the road!

Ready see the Netherlands beyond Amsterdam? We highly recommend checking out the Zaan Region! Just north of the capital, it offers a perfect blend of history, culture, and nature. Check out Zaans.nl to learn more. 

1. Follow the Amstel River for endless canal views

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The most famour river in the Netherlands. Image: Depositphotos

The Amstel River route is the perfect Amsterdam adventure, weaving through peaceful canals lined with iconic windmills and historic sights. 

The Amstel River is one of the most significant rivers in the Netherlands, flowing through the heart of Amsterdam and into the IJ River. 

On this route, youโ€™ll come across sights such as the historic Magere Brug, the Amstel Hotel, and the Riekermolen windmill. Youโ€™ll also cross through various charming villages, giving you that picture-perfect Dutch experience.

๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ Distance: 43.5 kilometres
โฐ Duration: 2 hours and 31 minutes
๐Ÿ’ช Difficulty: Medium
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Get the route here.

2. Delve into history by visiting castles surrounding the city

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What a sight to behold! Image: Depositphotos

If you venture a little outside the city, youโ€™ll discover the many majestic castles, fortresses and gardens that surround Amsterdam, such as the Muiderslot and the Slot Zuylen.

Some of them used to be part of the Defence Line of Amsterdam (a UNESCO World Heritage Site!), while others were privately owned by wealthy merchants from the Golden Age.

Each castle has its own story, and they all reflect centuries of Dutch history. We highly recommend making a day out of this route, with stops for guided tours along the way.

๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ Distance: 51.6 kilometres
โฐ Duration: 3 hours and 4 minutes
๐Ÿ’ช Difficulty: Medium
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Get the route here.

3. Explore quintessential Dutch culture in the Zaan region


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The perfect mix of nature and city. Image: Zaans.nl/Supplied

No trip to Amsterdam is complete without visiting the Zaan region (Zaanstreek) and the iconic Zaanse Schans. 

This area is a living museum of Dutch culture, featuring historic windmills, traditional wooden houses, and artisanal workshops.

This route takes you past the wonderful city of Zaandam, and we highly recommend checking it out for a mid-cycle stop. Thereโ€™s heaps to explore here, from local shops to great food and plenty of history.

READ MORE | Hiking around the Zaanstreek: 9 perfect walks in the ultimate Dutch region

After seeing the glorious Zaanse Schans, the way back to Amsterdam takes you through Het Twiske โ€” a 630-hectare recreational area that offers a relaxing end to the day. (And pssstโ€ฆ you might even spot some wildlife!)

Want to know whatโ€™s going on in the Zaanstreek? What spots you absolutely cannot miss? Or where you should grab lunch while in the area? Head to Zaans.nl for tips from the locals! 

๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ Distance: 43.8 kilometres
โฐ Duration: 2 hours and 36 minutes
๐Ÿ’ช Difficulty: Medium
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Get the route here.

4. Take a round-trip to the Marken lighthouse

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Get that sailor feeling! Image: Depositphotos

Time to see a lighthouse! Start this trip on the iconic Magere Brug, a traditional wooden drawbridge over the Amstel River. 

From here, youโ€™ll slowly make your way into the wetlands that capture the tranquillity of Amsterdamโ€™s countryside.

The route then brings you to the famous harbour towns of Marken and Volendam, where you can take a break to explore cosy shops and taste Dutch snacks along the waterfront. 

A major highlight of this loop is the Vuurtoren van Marken (Marken Lighthouse), a historical lighthouse standing proudly on the tip of Marken since 1839.

๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ Distance: 57.7 kilometres
โฐ Duration: 3 hours and 19 minutes
๐Ÿ’ช Difficulty: Medium
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Get the route here.

5. Get your sweat on, then go for a dip in Bloemendaal aan Zeeย 

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Beach day, anyone? Image: Fabimaru/Wikimedia/CC BY-SA 4.0

While this route is one of the longest on our list, the good news is that your efforts will be rewarded with a refreshing dip in the sea (so donโ€™t forget your swim trunks!). 

The ride takes you through Haarlem to the scenic dunes and along the coast, where you can enjoy breathtaking views of the North Sea. 

After a good workout, unwind on the beach with delicious ice cream or enjoy a beachside cafรฉ. This route is perfect for those looking to combine exercise with relaxation. โ›ฑ๏ธ

๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ Distance: 51.6 kilometres
โฐ Duration: 3 hours and 10 minutes
๐Ÿ’ช Difficulty: Medium
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Get the route here.

6. Discover art and history in glorious Haarlem

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Welkom to Haarlem! Image: Depositphotos

Amsterdamโ€™s little brother, Haarlem, is a perfect spot to visit on a scenic bike route from Amsterdam. The city boasts an impressive array of art and history โ€” so donโ€™t be afraid to hop off your bike and explore. 

READ MORE | 18 charming things to do in Haarlem

You could, for example, explore the famous Grote Kerk, with its towering spire visible from miles away. If you feel like taking it easy, just stroll through the streets lined with quirky shops and charming cafรฉs.

On the way there, youโ€™ll come by the impressive Fort bij de Liebrug, while the way back takes you past the Polderbaan, the longest landing strip at Schiphol Airport (โ€” perfect for plane enthusiasts!).

๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ Distance: 56.1 kilometres
โฐ Duration: 3 hours and 19 minutes
๐Ÿ’ช Difficulty: Medium
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Get the route here.

7. Go up north and fall in love with Amsterdamโ€™s Waterland


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Can it get any more charming? Image: Depositphotos

Waterland is the name of the green countryside just north of Amsterdamโ€™s city centre. The area is a cyclistโ€™s paradise, featuring peaceful waterways and landscapes as the backdrop for your adventure.

On your way, youโ€™ll come by several waterfront villages and houseboat communities until you end up in Monnickendam. Founded by monks, this is an old fishing village and a true hidden gem. We highly recommend a visit!

๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ Distance: 44.6 kilometres
โฐ Duration: 2 hours and 34 minutes
๐Ÿ’ช Difficulty: Medium
๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Get the route here.


Ready to pedal your way through Amsterdamโ€™s surroundings on these scenic routes? Grab your fiets and off you go!

Do you have any other recommendations for scenic bike routes for day trips from Amsterdam? Share them in the comments!

This Dutch city is home to the tallest Christmas ‘tree’ in the WORLD

The city of IJsselstein, in the Utrecht province, has once again decorated and lit up its record-breaking Christmas “tree”: the Gerbrandytoren, a 366-metre-high communications tower.

The Grootste Kerstboom (Biggest Christmas Tree), as people call it, will stay illuminated and festive-looking until Three Kings’ Day on January 6, writes De Telegraaf. ๐ŸŽ„

The highlight of Christmas

De Grootste Kerstboom is “literally and figuratively the highlight” of IJsselstein’s Christmas celebrations, mayor, Patrick van Domburg, tells De Telegraaf.

Two Sundays ago, around a thousand spectators braved the rain to watch as he pressed the large button that turns a simple communications tower into a beloved Christmas landmark.

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For Van Domburg, this was the tenth time he had the honour of re-enacting this cherished tradition, but the tree has been lit up a total of 26 times, starting in 1992.

Technically not a tree

“But it’s not a t-” yes, yes, we can hear the objection forming in your head.

Technically, De Grootste Kerstboom is, of course, a tower, not a tree in the traditional sense.

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The “tree” is still quite impressive from up close. ๐ŸŽ„Image: Dreamstime

From a distance, however, the lights really do make it look like a giant Christmas tree โ€” so giant, in fact, that on a clear night, it can be seen from Rotterdam and Amsterdam!

For this reason, the Guinness Book of Records recognizes IJsselstein’s tree as the tallest Christmas tree in the world. ๐ŸŒ

A complex and costly operation

Decorating a 366-metre-high tower with Christmas lights is no easy feat: just placing the 120 LED lights along the four-kilometre rope that holds them in place requires 24 volunteers.

Once that is done, the huge rope still needs to be lowered from above and fixed along the cables holding the tower in place.

Mission kerstboom gone wrong

Sometimes, this complicated operation goes wrong.

Due to different misfortunes ranging from funding and organisational issues to a fire (!) and a lightning strike (!!), on seven occasions, the city has remained tree-less.

READ NEXT | How Dutch people get rid of their Christmas trees

Finding sponsors, in particular, is always challenging. To alleviate this problem, this year, the city came up with a quirky incentive for companies: ten employees chosen from the sponsors will have the opportunity to climb up the illuminated tower.

If you start nagging your boss early enough, you could be one of them next year. ๐Ÿ˜‰

What’s the quirkiest Christmas tradition in your city? Tell us all about it in the comments below!

Image: Djmixedup/Wikimedia Commons/Public Domain

What happens during Christmas in the Netherlands? A guide to the winter holidays

What happens at Christmas in the Netherlands? It’s definitely cold and dark outside โ€” so yes, the holidays are upon us. It’s bijna (nearly) Christmas in the Netherlands!

You may be new to the Netherlands and a bit perplexed with all the celebrations that are about to happen (or have just happened), some of which are rather odd, or new, or maybe you never heard of them.

So, how does Christmas in the Netherlands begin?

For me, it all starts with Sint Maarten at the beginning of November.

You may or may not have seen or heard little groups of children holding paper lamps, walking along the streets, and singing, “11 november is de dag, dat mijn lichtje, dat mijn lichtje branden mag“, (11 November is the day, that my light, that my light may shine bright), knocking on doors and requesting candy.

But no, this is not Halloween and has little to do with it.

Sint Maarten in the Netherlands

Sint Maarten is a festivity celebrated mostly in the southern catholic provinces (Limburg, for example) and those adjacent to Germany.

This day commemorates Saint Martin of Tours, a bishop of Gaul (modern-day France). While Martin was a soldier in the Roman army, he experienced a vision, which became the most-repeated story about his life.

One day, as he was approaching the gates of the city of Amiens, he met a scantily clad beggar.

Martin impulsively cut his military cloak in half to share with the man (he only gave half of his cloak to the man in need, as the other half belonged to the Roman empire).

That night, Martin dreamt of Jesus wearing the half-cloak he had given away. He heard Jesus say to the angels: “Martin, who is still but a catechumen, clothed me with this robe.”

Anyhow, during the night of Sint Maarten, little children walk together holding lamps and giving away fruit and candy to remember the generosity of Sint Maarten.

Sinterklaas in the Netherlands

Roughly a week after Sint Maarten, specifically the first Saturday after November 11 (see above), another very famous Saint, Nicholas (better known as Sinterklaas), makes his grand entrance into the Netherlands.

He arrives by steamboat from Spain, on a boat full of presents and mandarins.

I still do not understand why he decided that ‘home’ is in the Iberian Peninsula if he is supposed to be a Turkish bishop. But I guess he just thought, as many other Dutch citizens do, that Spain was a great place to retire.

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Sinterklaas is a huge cultural figure in the Netherlands. Image: Depositphotos

Anyhow, Saint Nicholas is welcomed with great expectation, particularly from the children.

All of the news outlets follow his arrival โ€” it’s a major event as he visits different cities, accompanied by his controversial helpers, the Pieten, who deliver presents, mandarins, and spice cookies, in addition to spying on the children and pulling pranks every chance they get.

I don’t think there is another country that takes make-believe to such a high level.

READ MORE | Zwarte Piet: the full guide to the Netherlandsโ€™ most controversial tradition

There is even a TV programme dedicated to the daily activities of Sinterklaas, and everyone participates in the collective fantasy.

At my daughter’s school Rommel (messy) Piet visited, together with “disco” Piet. As we arrived at school one morning, all the lights were off, dance music was blasting, chairs were upside down, and everything was out of place.

The kids get super into it, expecting little treats at all times, leaving their shoes by the window every night, and blaming all kinds of happenings (like missing things) on Piet.

All this expectation happens during the three weeks between November 15 and December 5.

Pakjesavond in the Netherlands

On December 5, known as pakjesavond (evening of presents), a loud thump is heard outside the door, and suddenly, when you open it, a big burlap bag appears โ€” full of presents. ๐ŸŽ

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Dutch children look forward to Pakjesavond in the Netherlands! Image: Depositphotos

Families gather to celebrate and eat spice cookies, hot chocolate, tea, and open presents. Some families also dedicate Sinterklaas poems to each other, making (harmless) jokes about one another’s qualities.

Christmas decorations in the Netherlands

Please be aware that no Christmas tree or other Christmas decorations are “allowed” to be set up until after Sinterklaas has left, that is, after December 5.

Some people take this very seriously โ€” it is considered rude, disrespectful, and impolite even to dare to think of Christmas until all the Sinterklaas craziness is over.

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Better not to put up your tree too early, tempting as it is. Image: Pixabay

Anyhow, by December 6, the whole country finally starts preparing for Christmas and the New Year. But if you thought Christmas Eve was a thing, you would be wrong.

December 24 is still a normal day for the Dutch. For most companies, it is still a regular working day.

If you are Catholic, the traditional mass will take place, but other than that, NOTHING happens on the 24th.

Christmas Day in the Netherlands

Christmas is 25 December, but the Dutch refer to this as the 1st Day of Christmas. This is the day when families gather, have dinner together and exchange presents.

There is, however, no turkey, fruit cake or any complicated dish.

The Dutch, practical as they are, traditionally eat something they call gourmetten, which might leave you puzzled.

READ MORE | Gourmetten: A โ€˜gezelligeโ€™ evening of classic Dutch dining

It is a “make your own dinner” kind of meal in which they take out their electric raclette plank and share a meal of grilled meat, cheese, veggies and assorted sauces. That’s it.

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Ok, but it looks delicious, right? Image: Abuzer van Leeuwan/Supplied

If you really want a turkey, you can order it in advance at your local butcher.

Second Christmas in the Netherlands

Then comes the 2nd day of Christmas in the Netherlands, which is 26 December.

This is when you normally spend time with the other side of the family, but it strikes me as weird that they still think it is Christmas because, to me, Boxing Day is when you just chill at home.

If you are Mexican, eat recalentado (warmed-up leftovers from Christmas Eve) and maybe try to score some sales.

I mean, by then, Jesus (if you are a believer) had already been born for two days! You don’t celebrate someone’s birthday two days after the actual event, do you?

But I guess this is just another facet of the Dutch ability to compromise, to polder, to try and avoid the ultimate yearly conflict every family has to face: “With whom do we spend Christmas this year?” ๐ŸŽ„

New Year’s Eve in the Netherlands

After Christmas comes a week of calm and peace.

You can visit museums, stay at home, and rejoice in the fact that darkness is slowly going away and days are starting to get longer while you wait for the New Year โ€” that moment when everyone rushes to make a subscription at the gym and start fresh and clean.

READ MORE | New Yearโ€™s Eve in the Netherlands: traditions in Amsterdam and beyond

As for celebrating, there are some parties, mostly at hotels, and other events but you need to make a reservation in advance, unlike other countries where you would just go out clubbing to drink away the old year and start anew. ๐Ÿพ

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Dutchies are pros when it comes to fireworks! Image: Depositphotos

The Dutch are also unaware of the 12 grapes at midnight tradition, but luckily it is easy to find grapes if you would like to do so.

In years past, what the Dutch would actually do was buy loads of fireworks, as it was the only day of the year when people could light their own fireworks.

As for traditional food, you shouldn’t miss oliebollen, a fried ball of dough, best eaten warm, sometimes with raisins or other fillings, sprinkled with powdered sugar on top.

You will see the street stands pop up pretty much everywhere. You will find them at bakeries, and you can even try to make them at home with the ready-made dough that exists for the very purpose.

After all the celebrations, it will be January and a brand new year. ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠ

Which Dutch traditions have you adopted and which ones have you imported from your country? Tell us in the comments!

Here’s how much the average Dutch house will cost in 2025

As we head into a new year, the Dutch housing market is continuing its well-known tradition of getting pricier โ€” and 2025 is no exception.

According to De Nederlandsche Bank (Bank of the Netherlands) predictions, Dutch house prices are expected to rise by a whopping 7.5% next year, making the average house even costlier. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Prices are through the roof

If youโ€™re planning to buy a house in 2025, prepare yourself to come up with more than half a million euros.ย 

Yes, you read that right: The average price of a Dutch house in 2025 is predicted to be โ‚ฌ520.000.ย 

As NU.nl writes, this unsurprising development comes down to multiple factors, including higher wages, house shortages and falling mortgage rates.

READ MORE | 7 questions about buying a house in the Netherlands, answered by a mortgage expert

Rising prices will likely also result in more overbidding, so get ready for a fight if you want to secure a home within the next year. ๐ŸฅŠ

Solving the crisisโ€ฆ unsuccessfully

While more building permits have been issued in recent times, there are still not nearly enough houses being built to reach the government goal of 100.000 new homes per year.ย 

That considered, new homes alone are not enough to solve the Dutch housing crisis, according to the Bank of the Netherlands.

READ MORE | Why is there a housing shortage in the Netherlands? The Dutch housing crisis explained

Instead, the government should also think about reducing tax benefits for homebuyers to lower the demand.ย 

Furthermore, a well-functioning renting market would be necessary to reduce the pressure on home buying. 

But, as anyone who has lived in the Netherlands will tell you, โ€˜well-functioningโ€™ and โ€˜renting marketโ€™ are not four words youโ€™re likely to encounter in the same sentence. 

The very thin silver lining

The only positive? Buying your first Dutch home probably wonโ€™t become more difficult in the next few years.ย This is due to the fact that borrowing capacity increases at a similar rate as house prices.ย 

READ MORE | 8 steps to getting a mortgage and buying a house in the Netherlands for expats

Just because the situation isnโ€™t worsening, doesnโ€™t mean it isnโ€™t already difficult, though. 

To afford a mortgage for a โ‚ฌ520.000 house, the annual gross income of a household needs to be โ‚ฌ106.000.ย 

The Central Bank estimates that only about 36% of Dutch households meet that criterion. 

Do you have any experience buying a home in the Netherlands? Share your thoughts in the comments!

New Yearโ€™s Eve celebrations in the Netherlands: which city is doing what in 2024?

New Year’s Eve in the Netherlands is a spectacular sight to see: but with more and more cities banning fireworks, new ways to celebrate are on the horizon.

Fireworks and the Netherlands are a never-ending love story, sprinkled with passion, affection, and a good bunch of drama. 

Here is all you need to know about the Dutch plans for a banging New Yearโ€™s Eve in 2024. 

What to expect on New Year’s Eve in the Netherlands in 2024

December 31 in the Netherlands is something youโ€™ll never forget. As opposed to Halloween and Christmas, the Dutch take New Yearโ€™s Eve very seriously

And by seriously, we mean that, in the past, all the major Dutch cities turned into something resembling a war zone on the last day of the year. 

Dutch people are not shy about throwing firecrackers onto the street where youโ€™re walking, and youโ€™re likely to be shocked by explosions and bangs on every corner. 

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What a way to bring in the new year! Image: Depositphotos

City centres are usually intensely crowded, and large crowds combined with the fire quickly become a safety hazard. 

However, despite no national fireworks ban, more and more Dutch cities are banning personal fireworks and putting on public light or laser shows instead.

In total, 18 municipalities have chosen to ban fireworks in certain areas in 2024.

Of course, Dutchies aren’t known for following the rules (and they love their fireworks), so you can expect to see plenty of illegal fireworks still being set off on December 31 โ€” and the days and weeks preceding it.

So, if youโ€™re not interested in risking injury or sore ears as part of your holiday celebrations, you might want to be extra careful when going out on New Yearโ€™s Eve in the Netherlands. 

New Year’s Eve in 2024: Which Dutch city is doing what?

No matter where you are in the Netherlands, you can expect one thing from New Yearโ€™s Eve 2024: there will be fireworks. 

Hereโ€™s what December 31 might look like in your city. 

Amsterdamโ€™s New Yearโ€™s Eve 

Amsterdam has banned private fireworks but is compensating with a fantastic public show and activities. 

The central Museumplein in Amsterdam will be filled with attractions, including their ‘Electric Fireworks’ display, which they describe as a “spectacle of light, audio and eco-fireworks”.

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New Year’s Eve is just not the same without fireworks, is it? Image: Depositphotos

Here, you can countdown the new year, enjoy an incredible light installation, music, and more. There’s a children’s show at 7 PM and the main event starts at 10 PM.

The Sloterpas and Weesp will also have a big, professional fireworks show.

Best of all, all the events are free!

Rotterdamโ€™s New Yearโ€™s Eve

The Dutch harbour city of Rotterdam has also prohibited personal fireworks, but you wonโ€™t be short on options this New Yearโ€™s Eve. 

The oh-so-famous Erasmus Bridge will provide Rotterdammers with a magnificent spectacle, known as the biggest fireworks show in the Netherlands. Unfortunately, due to budget constraints, there is no earlier show for children in 2024.

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Watch the colours light up the sky all across the Netherlands this New Year’s Eve. Image: Depositphotos

The fireworks over the bridge are programmed to music, ensuring a spectacular event.

Youโ€™ll also be able to see fireworks at Nesselande and potentially Hoek van Holland, so thereโ€™s no shortage of options. 

The Hagueโ€™s New Yearโ€™s Eve

The administrative capital of the Netherlands will not opt for an overall firework ban for private persons, describing such bans as unrealistic. 

Instead, stork town will enforce fireworks-free zones around the city, for example, in areas close to petting zoos, animal shelters, and hospitals. 

Want something far grander? The Hofvijver will again house The Hague’s main New Year’s Eve show this year. What a location!

However, this celebration will ditch the fireworks in 2024. Because of a fire risk to the nearby Binnenhof, which is being renovated, The Hague will opt for a laser and light show this year.

The festivities will kick off with a DJ from 10 PM and will go on until 1 AM.

As of now, the large bonfire events at Scheveningen and Duindorp are set to go ahead as usual. 

No matter the fireworks situation, though, you can rest assured that the traditional New Yearโ€™s swim at Scheveningen will take place as always.ย 

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Every January 1, the inhabitants of The Hague jump into the ocean with little red hats on. Image: Lybil BER/Wikimedia Commons/GNU

Utrechtโ€™s New Yearโ€™s Eve

For the first time, Utrecht has implemented a personal fireworks ban. Regardless, it’s reported that plenty of people are risking a โ‚ฌ250 fine and still buying fireworks for personal use, so don’t expect peace and quiet.

The city is running some general events. You can walk or cycle through a magnificent and interactive light route, play giant arcade games like Duckhunt and Pacman at Karma Kebab, and then count down the New Year at Jaarbeurs with DJ Jorit, Weekend Warrior, and a massive light show.

Got kids? There’s a musical world tour, light show, and countdown between 5:30 PM and 6:30 PM too!

Maastrichtโ€™s New Yearโ€™s Eve

The southern city of Maastricht has no general fireworks ban this year.

That means that fireworks are allowed throughout the city from 6 PM on December 31 until 2 AM on January 1.

There’s likely to be a show at the Vrijthof and fireworks over the Meuse too, although Maastricht is being a bit quiet about it so far.

Groningenโ€™s New Yearโ€™s Eve

Like last year, Groningen has implemented 12 fireworks-free areas in different parts of the city, including the center.

Outside those areas, you’re free to set off fireworks between 6 PM on December 31 and 2 AM on January 1.

If you want all the fun vibes, head to De Grote Markt. There, the fireworks-free event ”3, 2, 1 Goud & Nieuw” (3, 2, 1 Gold and New) will take place, with a local DJ, visual art and interactive performances, and a giant illuminated Ferris wheel.

The dark side of fireworks in the Netherlands

The widespread fireworks obsession in the Netherlands does not come without troubles. Injuries and even casualties are an unfortunate routine every year, with emergency rooms filled to the brim from fireworks-related incidents.ย 

Most large-scale celebrations in the Netherlands have seen dangerous situations unfold where fireworks have set fire to cars, mailboxes, and even buildings. 

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The Netherlands is no stranger to dangerous New Year’s celebrations. Image: Depositphotos

In addition to regular violence as part of the mayhem that usually erupts during the Dutch New Yearโ€™s celebrations, certain individuals also tend to find it sensible to fire fireworks into crowds of people, celebrating in public areas. 

Needless to say, itโ€™s an annual struggle to keep the festivities under control and the injuries and damages at a minimum. 

Officially, untrained individuals are not permitted to light fireworks in the Netherlands, with one notable exception: New Yearโ€™s Eve. 

Between 6 PM on December 31 and 2 AM on January 1, regular folks can legally set off (almost) whatever fireworks they like. However, they can only be lit in areas allowed by your local municipality.

There might be fireworks-free zones in parts of your city, so make sure to check this first to avoid a fine.  

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Will you be getting a New Year’s kiss this year? Image: Depositphotos

Of course, weโ€™re talking about the Dutch, so youโ€™re likely to occasionally hear fireworks all year round โ€” and a lot in the two months prior to New Yearโ€™s. 

Also, officially, fireworks can only be sold to private individuals between December 29 and 31 by certified stores. However, the specific rules always differ between municipalities, as firework regulations are set locally, not nationally. 

Additionally, there are certain types of fireworks that are banned. That means your local fireworks dealer is not allowed to sell them, and if you somehow obtain them, youโ€™re not allowed to use them. The forbidden types of fireworks are: 

  • single shots
  • category F3 fireworks
  • firecrackers (including strings of firecrackers)
  • rockets

Despite the rather strict regulations, however, most people largely disregard limitations, buy them from other countries, and set off fireworks whenever and wherever they please. 

What can we say? Dutch people just love their fireworks.ย 

NYE fireworks: how to keep it safe

If you do not live in a fireworks-free zone and wish to light up your own show this New Yearโ€™s Eve, there are several precautions you should consider.ย 

First of all, donโ€™t light fireworks if youโ€™re influenced by alcohol โ€” itโ€™s a recipe for disaster. Secondly, always wear protective eye gear when handling fireworks, and never hold lit fireworks in your hands. 

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In other words, don’t do it like this. Image: Depositphotos

Keep water close by in case of unintentional fire spreading, and never (ever, ever,) light fireworks indoors. 

Finally, make sure you keep the fireworks as far away from other people, houses, or flammable materials as possible. 

New Yearโ€™s Eve and pets in the Netherlands

Pet owners should consider their four-legged friendsโ€™ well-being before committing to their fireworks plans. 

New Yearโ€™s Eve can be a seriously traumatic experience for many pets, and it might be worth it to skip the fireworks altogether to avoid stressing out your (or your neighboursโ€™) animals. 

Other than that, try to keep the curtains closed to limit the number of light flashes in your house, walk your dog before the whole thing starts, and try to behave as normally as possible around your pet to avoid increased stress.


How are you going to celebrate New Yearโ€™s Eve this year? Tell us in the comments below!

Always an expat, never a local: an international’s attempt to integrate into Dutch life

I’m a South African living in Amsterdam, here’s why I’m still waiting to feel like a Dutch local.

When I first moved here, I was having a conversation with a fellow international.

As we made our way through the small-talk checklist, such as “where are you from?” and “what do you do?”, a favourite conversation starter came up: “how long have you been here for?”.

“Over two years now,” said my new acquaintance, Alex from the United States.

“Woah. Youโ€™re basically a local!” I joked.

Well, the joke is on me because Iโ€™ve lived in the Netherlands for years now, and I certainly do not feel like a local. Here are a few of the reasons why:

I’m a perpetual student of the language

I’m a language lover, and I’ve been an ardent student of the Dutch language โ€” or at least I was. At some point, I fell off the horse.

Of course, Iโ€™ve tried to get back on the paard (horse), but every time I muck up the courage to order a koffie in Dutch or ask for the rekening (bill) at a restaurant, alas, they catch the not-so-Dutch accent on me and reply in English. So like, what even is the point? ๐Ÿ˜•

Iโ€™m still trying, but admittedly, I lost some motivation halfway through my stay here, especially when trying to understand past tense vs present perfect tense, amongst other mind-boggling rules of the Dutch language.

READ MORE | 7 ways to learn Dutch fast and easy: our best tips to learn Nederlands in life

So, for now, Iโ€™m happy with my charming mix of English and Dutch when going about this tiny land of tall people.

I’m still learning the cuisine

Thereโ€™s more to the Netherlands than just cheese, milk, and bread, okay? It doesnโ€™t stop at stroopwafels, kaassoufflรฉs (or is it kaassoufflen?) and bitterballen either.

There are so many other local foods, like zuikerbrood (sugar bread), eierkoeken (egg cake), and mustard soup, that I’m still trying to get my tastebuds acquainted with. ๐Ÿฒ

READ MORE | These are 7 Dutch foods you need to try before you die

I still remember my first time hearing the term โ€œLekkerbekโ€, which seems to be basically some sort of fish dish โ€” all in all, let’s just say my list of foods keeps getting extended.

I should really learn the national anthem

Is there any greater sense of national pride than singing the national anthem with your fellow countrymen?! Well, I donโ€™t know the anthem (yet), and Iโ€™m not Dutch (yet) either, so Iโ€™ll have to keep you posted on this one. ๐ŸŽค

READ MORE | The history of the Dutch national anthem: the Wilhelmus

I need to have more local friends

Itโ€™s no secret that the Dutch, who are generally quite a friendly bunch, are reluctant to open their closely-knit friend groups from pre-school, primary school, and high school, for a good ol’ international, like myself.

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As an international in the Netherlands, I need to make more Dutch friends. Image: freepik

Don’t get me wrong. I do have Dutch friends, but I wouldnโ€™t consider myself 100% a part of a Dutch friend group.

READ MORE | Moving to the Netherlands: all you need to know

I befriend a lot of internationals, and we make spontaneous plans for coffees, walks, and dinners โ€” but whilst my door is always open to new friends, no matter their culture, the Dutch seem to remain somewhat unwilling to enter. ๐Ÿ—ฃ

I should know the localโ€ฆthings

The thingsโ€ฆ the things! ๐Ÿค” You know, those little cultural nuances that really just come when you live in the country long enough. Things like:

  • When should I give three cheek kisses?
  • What cake do I bring on myย birthday?
  • What sort ofย weatherย can I expect this time of year (or does it just change annually?)ย 
  • When does theย taxย year start/end?ย 
  • When exactly will the sun appear and then disappear?

READ MORE | 9 things no one tells you about living in the Netherlands for the first time

So, Iโ€™m not a local โ€” Iโ€™m not! Nearly three years later and I still sort of love being an international. I love the differences and similarities between my own nationality and those I get to enjoy here in the Netherlands.

Do you feel like a local in the Netherlands? Tell us why, or why not, in the comments below!

11 movies about Dutch culture to watch

If thereโ€™s one way to acquaint yourself with Dutch culture, itโ€™s by grabbing a bucket of popcorn (or bitterballen) and checking out some Dutch films.

No need to scroll through the endless feeds of your streaming services โ€” weโ€™ve got you covered.

From classics to contemporaries, this list of 11 movies spans many aspects of Dutch culture.

A little bit of Dutch history here, a sprinkle of Dutch romance there, and some Dutch humour to end with a laugh. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

Historical Dutch movies

In the mood for some Dutch history lessons? Entertain yourself with some drama-filled stories about the Netherlands’ rich past.

1. Zwartboek โ€” for those who want to learn about the resistance

Make sure the kids are asleep when you watch this one! Zwartboek โ€” which translates to black book โ€” is based on true events and historical figures from the Netherlands during World War II

This film features Rachel, a young Jewish woman, played by Carice van Houten, who joins the Dutch resistance movement.

This character is based on Esmรฉe van Eeghen, a Dutch resistance member who fought against the Nazis with stealth and courage. โœจ

READ MORE | Hannie Schaft: the Dutch spy who was executed by the Nazis

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 2006
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Videoland and Pathรฉ Thuis
โฐ Duration: 2h25m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 7.7/10

2. Admiral “Michiel de Ruyter” โ€” a movie set in Dutch waters

This film is full of sailing ships and canals, does it get more Dutch than this? 

The Dutch title of this film is “Michiel de Ruyter”, the admiral in question. The film follows De Ruyter as he leads the navy during the Anglo-Saxone wars between the 17th and 18th centuries. 

The film is set entirely in the Netherlands, with scenes in Zeeland, Texel, the Wadden Sea, and the Ridderzaal.

If you want to get an idea of what the Netherlands looked like 400 years ago, this movie is for you! ๐Ÿ˜‰  

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 2015
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Videoland and Pathรฉ Thuis
โฐ Duration: 2h31m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 7/10

3. My best friend, Anne Frank โ€” for a different narrative

In this tear-jerker, we learn about Anne Frank’s story as retold through the eyes of her best friend, Hannah Goslar.

Directed by Ben Sombogaart, the film offers a fresh perspective on the heartbreaking story of Anne Frank during WWII in Nazi-occupied Amsterdam. This is also the first Dutch cinema film about Anne Frank’s life. 

Originally based on the book “Memories of Anne Frank: Reflections of a Childhood Friend” by Alison Leslie Gold, the film visualises Goslar’s viewpoint of Anne Frank during WWII. 

Fair warning: there are quite a few scenes in concentration camps which some people might find confronting.

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 2021
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Netflix
โฐ Duration: 1h40m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 6.2/10

4. De Oost โ€” a tale of Dutch colonialism in post-WWII Indonesia

This movie follows Johan, a Dutch soldier deployed to Indonesia to fight against the Indonesian struggle for independence. 

Throughout the story, Johan begins to question the war and the motives of the historical figure and Dutch army leader, Raymond Westerling. 

If you’re into themes of colonialism and Dutch guerillas, this would be at the top of our recommendation list! 

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 2020
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Amazon Prime 
โฐ Duration: 2h21m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 6.9/10

5. Soldier of Orange โ€” a glimpse of Dutch students during WWII

Originally a book, this film depicts the different roles of students in the Netherlands throughout WWII and their contributions to the war. 

It sheds light on both Dutch resistance and collaboration movements โ€” with a touch of romance, of course.

As the credits roll, this film will make you wonder: “Is everything really fair in love and war?”  

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 1977
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Internet Archive
โฐ Duration: 2h32m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 7.6/10

Dutch Romance films 

If you’re searching for something more sentimental, tune into these Dutch romances that showcase a range of love stories for your achy-breaky hearts. ๐Ÿ’”

6. Anne + โ€” for queer representation in film

Anne + began as a Dutch Netflix original series. Due to its popularity, the award-winning show was made into its very own full-length movie!

The film follows Anne, a 20-year-old lesbian writer living in Amsterdam who’s unsure of how to move forward with her career.

While she prepares to leave for Montreal to pursue her relationship with Lou, she struggles to find what she really wants in life. 

This film is great when it comes to the representation of the LGBTQ+ community in cinema. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Grab your popcorn and chips and get a load of this Dutch romance

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 2021
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Netflix and Pathรฉ Thuis
โฐ Duration: 1h34m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 6.1/10

7. Simon โ€” a sincere film about friendship and devotion  

It’s time to get those tissues out again, this one’s going to hurt!

Simon is a film about two friends who seem to be polar opposites. However, they eventually try to rekindle their relationship after one of them gets diagnosed with terminal cancer. 

If you’re looking for a story about homosexuality, companionship, and dealing with death, add this film to your watch list!

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 2004
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Pathรฉ Thuis
โฐ Duration: 1h42m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 7.8/10

8. Turks fruit โ€” for those looking for a sweet and sensual romance

Whether you call it Turks fruit or Turkish delight (English title), you’re in for a passionate and (very) titillating experience.

Originally a book, Turks fruit is a very erotic love story between a sculping artist and a young woman.

Together, they set out on a romantic adventure with many hardships along the way. 

Make sure your kids are tucked up in bed when watching this one, you probably don’t want them to be sitting next to you!

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 1973
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Only available on DVD (looks like you’re going to have to go old-fashioned with this one!)
โฐ Duration: 1h52m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 7.1/10

Dutch Comedy films 

Looking for some laughs? Check out these Dutch comedies that will definitely get those giegelen (giggles) out of your system! 

9. New Kids Turbo โ€” for many laughs and local Dutch town drama

If you’re curious to see what a stereotypical group of small-town Dutch nincompoops do when they become unemployed, tune into this one!

Five Dutch friends decide to stop paying for anything (yes, even their TV subscription) and deal with adulthood like any kid would; by not acknowledging it. ๐Ÿคช

Strap in for this movie because it’s a rollercoaster filled with dark humour, violence, and good olโ€™ nonsense.

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 2010
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Videoland and Netflix
โฐ Duration: 1h27m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 6.4/10

10. Sint โ€” a scary yet comedic twist on the Dutch Sinterklaas character

Heebie Jeebies! There’s nothing scarier than Saint Nicholas murdering a bunch of people during Sinterklaas. Okay, maybe there isโ€ฆ

This dark comedy reshapes the iconic Dutch figure Sinterklaas into a serial killer ghost who goes on a murderous rampage when the night of Sinterklaas coincides with a full moon. Classic Saint Nicholas, eh?

Sint is partially considered a horror film, but it’s definitely got a lot of funny elements!

It probably won’t make you quake in your boots, but it’s sure to make your belly hurt from laughing. Perhaps donโ€™t let the kids watch it, though. 

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 2010
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Apple TV and Pathรฉ Thuis
โฐ Duration: 1h25m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 5.6/10

11. Flodder โ€” a Dutch film filled with absurd humour 

What happens when a dysfunctional Dutch family lives in a wealthy neighbourhood? Let’s just say that things don’t really go as plannedโ€ฆ

Flodder’s family moves to an upper-class neighbourhood as a social experiment. They find it pretty hard to adapt to their new surroundings, and soon everything goes off the rails. Surprise, surprise! 

While they seem antisocial, the Flodders never mean to inflict any violence!

The word flodder actually translates to “blank cartridge” in Dutch, referring to the fact that the family is actually really harmless. 

This film will leave you laughing at the dysfunction that is the Flodder family. Though this story will also lift your spirits as the funny Flodders start growing on you. 

๐ŸŽ‚ Year: 1986
๐Ÿ’ป Online availability: Videoland
โฐ Duration: 1h51m
โญ๏ธ IMDB rating: 6.6/10

Have you watched any of these movies before? What did you think of it? Tell us in the comments below!