Living in the Netherlands for the first time

Before you move to a new country, The Netherlands or otherwise, you are sure to be showered with tips, trick, anecdotes, recommendations and more than a few warnings. In my case of living in the Netherlands for the first time, it went a little something like this:

  • ‘That’ll be lovely all the tulips, the windmills
  • ‘Don’t smoke anything.’ – or the alternative – ‘SMOKE EVERYTHING!’
  • ‘Be careful out there, keep your wits about you! You know it’s a land of vice and sin!’ – said by my dad in a half-joking, half-serious voice.
  • ‘Watch out for the canals, many a fool has fallen right in.’
  • ‘Maybe you’ll get to sail along the canals in a boat?’

Needless to say, not all of these gems were correct, relevant or necessary. I have seen one windmill in four months, not a single tulip and I have yet to be invited on to a boat. Moreover, my host of advisors managed to leave out some key aspects of life in the low lands.

1. The Kingdom of The Netherlands

This is the official title given to the sovereign state of The Netherlands, Aruba, Curaçao, and Sint Maarten. A Dutch King, I mean who knew? Likely a great number of people, yet I was not one of them. King WillemAlexander resides in Villa Eikenhorst on the De Horsten estate in Wassenaar, is mostly a figurehead and is celebrated in (Dutch) style every April 27 with King’s Day.

*Dutch Style = lots of orange, lots of beer, lots of party*

 

2. Check-Points

De politie occasionally set-up checkpoints to ensure all bikes have lights. And I mean it’s a big deal. It begins with the circulation of the ‘Brace Yourselves Check Points Are Coming’ message, usually via WhatsApp. The next step is to buy some lights as yours are without a doubt broken, out of battery or non-existent. Take yourself to SoLow, Kruidvat, HEMA and Action to find empty shelves where bike lights should be. But fear not, even without a light you can survive the checkpoint. You can, of course, avoid the suspect streets. If that’s not an option though, fear not I’ve got you covered.

You have three options:

  • Hold your phone with a flashlight on as you cycle past the checkpoint. This one works best if you’re cycling alongside bikes WITH lights, you know, safety in numbers and whatnot.
  • When you know the checkpoint is coming, hop off your bike and walk. Easy as Pie!
  • And finally, if worse comes to worst throw yourself – bike and all – to the ground. In the chaos that follows maybe, just maybe, your lack of lights will be forgotten.

3. Red Light Districts

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4. Visa? Nee

Visa cards are, largely, not accepted here. Why in the world not? I’m still reeling from the embarrassment and confusion I experienced during my first several visits to Albert Heijn. Although no card means no drunken contactloos pinnen. And believe me, that is a good thing.

5. Dutch Staircases

The rest of the world refers to them as ladders. How more folk have not fallen and snapped their necks I do not know!

6. It’s not a Party Without Balloons

Mention the word ‘Netherlands’, anywhere outside of the Netherlands, and those around you will say one or all of the following – ‘Weed!’, ‘Marijuana’, ‘Roll a Joint’, ‘4-20′, ‘Blaze it’. And sure, that’s all cool, but do you know what’s cooler? Balloons. Not just any balloons – balloons filled with nitrous oxide, or, as it is more commonly known, laughing gas. The gas is a depressant type drug which slows the down the brain, leading to feelings of euphoria, difficulty in thinking straight and fits of uncontrollable laughter. In short, one heck of a high, even if it does last only for a few short minutes. I know it might sound scary and dangerous, in fact, it probably is, but trust me – it’s a lot of fun.

7. Cats, Cats and More Cats

The Dutch are cat people. Almost as much as they are bike people. Okay, that’s an exaggeration but truly, there are a lot of cats here. The University of Groningen even has its own cat – Professor Doerak. And yes, he has his own Instagram page.

8. So, How’s Life in Amsterdam then?

When you tell people you are living in the Netherlands for the first time you will likely tell them the name of the city you will be living in. Let me tell you now that you really should not have bothered. They will continue to assume you live in Amsterdam, or at best that you live very close to Amsterdam.

Dutchies – You Gotta Love ‘em

Anyone can tell you that the Dutch are direct, blunt and cut straight to the point. But few told me about how nice Dutch people are! Waiters and shop assistants are always super friendly and make an effort to chat with customers. And every time the chain has fallen off my bike (many, many times) someone has been willing to help me or offer me a tissue for my oil-stained hands. It would warm your heart, which is great considering how cold it can be here!

What else have you found since living in the Netherlands for the first time?

6 COMMENTS

  1. In relation to point 6, I hope the use of balloons is reducung at a fast rate. Yes they do look great but cause many problems for wildlife on land and in the sea as they get blowen around the place. They often look like food and are eaten or get tangled around legs and bodies.

  2. I do not live in the Netherlands but we, my wife, my two daughters and myself, are spending much time travelling the country several times a year since many years. Been to many places, seen and admired a lot of things (yes, even tulips, tulip fields and windmills), met many many Dutch folks who have all been very nice (except one rude shopowner in Harderwijk).
    One amazing thing (compared to what we’re used to here in Germany) is the way people react when it comes to kids, especially little kids. In Germany when you enter a store or worse, a restaurant, with kids in tow, you got those shocked and disturbed looks from other customers and shop keepers/restaurant employees. In the Netherlands this never happend to us. The opposite was the truth, folks started chatting with us and the kids, offered pens and paper or books, toys, play cards to entertain the kids. In restaurants we even got impromtu kids dishes and kitchen tours to show the kids how the food’s made.
    This all makes us feel more at home than in our actual home.

  3. I lived in Amsterdam 25 years ago for 5 years and still have many friends there. They visit me in Florida and I visit them in NL. I loved my time there but had a hard time learning Dutch as everyone spoke English to me. Quite easy to live there. Loved the culture (Concertgabow), Art, Food (very cosmopolitan in Adam). Loved the spring with the tulips and the summer with everyone on the terraces. The Vondelpark is great. Amsterdam is my second home.

  4. Glad you like it here! Regarding the balloons: please don’t advertise the use of laughing gas as it is not as innocent as you’d think- may freeze your lungs if you inhale too much/fast. Other than that gaat er niets boven Groningen, natuurlijk. Hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your time here!

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