I’ve been frequenting the lowlands for a good many years now, and when I first came over, I had little idea of what to expect.
In this post, I am going to share with you the things that I wish they had told me from day one.
Let’s face it: the Netherlands doesn’t come with a handbook, so read on for everything you need to know!
1. Casual is always okay
Generally, my wardrobe varies from a combination of jeans and a blazer, the occasional statement scarf and the need for ‘office dress’, which is some variation of a suit and shirt, etc.
The summer will see me in the odd flowery dress too. So there is a lot of variation in my wardrobe, and I can dress for any occasion.
If I’m going out for dinner or to the pub, I try to ‘make an effort’ and glam up a little; it’s just what we do here in England.
In Holland, however, casual is always okay. You can wear jeans to literally any event or occasion.
This is something I wish someone had explained to me from the start. It would have made my luggage much lighter to carry! I love my jeans and comfy shoes; this is not a problem for me if someone had told me.
Another thing worth noting is that brown shoes will go with EVERYTHING in Holland. They are a fan of the humble leather brogue, as am I.
This love for worn-out denim and soft leather handmade shoes is the backbone of what makes the Netherlands and me so compatible.
2. Everyone speaks English
They’ll tell you, ‘my English isn’t very good’, but it is. They lie — it is better than you can imagine. What they think ‘isn’t very good’ is like Higher Level language to us.
Even the people who say they don’t speak English know what you are saying to some extent.
The reason for this, in my opinion, is that many TV shows and films are in English, the business world negotiates in English too, and schools teach English to Dutch children from a very young age.
One of my Dutch friends told me how much they enjoyed listening to the English people’s conversations on holiday and how they could openly talk about people at the adjoining table because very few people who aren’t Dutch speak Dutch. Cheeky right?!
3. They are too honest
Do you think you look a bit fat in that top? They’ll tell you. Are you questioning your actions? They’ll ask you to your face.
The Dutch are honest and direct. I admire them for that, but take heed of my warning. There is no sugarcoating done on their behalf.
I think travellers venturing there for the first time need to know. They will be honest with you and upfront about it. Have you overdone the perfume? Yep, they’ll point that out too. It’s great.
4. If in doubt…fry it
I thought we British fried random things like Mars bars and bananas, but it appears that the Dutch have taken it one step further from the humble Fish and Chip Supper and made fried foods one of their main delicacies: fried meat.
I’m quite free with my taste buds; I’ll try anything, and my goodness, you need that approach over here. I think food and bonding overeating seem to be an important part of their culture.
The Dutch eat a lot, and considering they are all tall and beautiful, it goes against nature for all the fried food they eat:
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Kroketten — Not my thing. I’ve tried them out and didn’t like them. I tried some that were homemade, and they were in a different league! Super lekker!
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Frikandellen — These are good. I am more of a ketchup girl than a mayonnaise fan, but still, they are good.
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Chips/Vlaamse Frites — Who likes chips? And they come in a paper cone, not Styrofoam. Their chips are leagues better than ours. Apparently, the trick is frying them twice. Please note that if you say yes to the sauce, they will pump a gallon of it over your food. I am a minimal-sauce kind of gal!
One of my English friends had never had mayonnaise with chips before…Amsterdam changed her! (see 1:29 on the video!) Vincent (John Travolta) tells Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) about the little differences regarding life in Europe — note the mayonnaise reference.
Whilst we are on the subject of food, let’s talk about Garlic Bread. Their version of garlic bread is not my version of garlic bread.
Again, carbs, bread, and fried stuff are all they eat, but their version of Garlic Bread consists of a slice or chunk of baguette with an inch-thick slice of butter mixed with garlic on top.
One of the major things that put me off living in Holland would be the amount of weight I would gain!
I can’t look at too much fried stuff without bloating up to the size of a house. I just couldn’t do it! Maybe it’s the cycling that counteracts it?! Yep, definitely the bicycles!
Have you experienced these Dutch phenomena? What would you add to a handbook for the Netherlands? Let us know in the comments below!
