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19 damn freakin’ annoying things Dutch people do

We like to admire the Dutch for being smart, innovative, and even cute. But let’s be real, nobody’s perfect, and even the Dutchies can, in fact, be quite annoying. 

As an international in the Netherlands, there are probably at least a dozen things that came to your mind already.

We put our heads together and asked for your help to compile the ultimate list of the most vervelende (annoying) things Dutch people do. 

Disclaimer: Yes, we know — not EVERY Dutch person does these things. But we’ve seen them done more often than we would like, which is how they’ve all earned a well-deserved spot on this list. 😉

1. Always switch to English

As amazing as the Dutch’s ability to speak English is, it can sometimes make learning the local language an impossible endeavour. Why? As soon as a Dutchie hears a hint of a foreign accent, they will automatically switch to English.

Sometimes, you don’t even have to open your mouth — they just see your face (or height, in my case) and resort to English straight away. 

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If you ask a Dutch friend to speak Dutch to you, they can actually become a great language teacher. Image: Depositphotos

There’s one thing we’ve gotta give them, though: if you explain to a Dutchie that you’d really like to master the guttural “g” and everything else that comes with speaking Dutch and ask them to practice with you, they will be more than happy to help out.

2. Split bills to the cent & send Tikkies for everything

The Dutch stinginess, ehm… thriftiness is probably not a new concept to most, and we could ramble on forever about the downright stingy things Dutch people do.

However, this list of annoying things wouldn’t be complete if we didn’t mention the infamous Tikkie

And what’s more Dutch than Tikkie itself? Being Tikkied for literally every cent — no joke.

If you think we’re exaggerating, the stats don’t lie: 10,000 Tikkie payments for under €2 are made in the Netherlands every day! 

3. Argue for discounts

If there’s one thing the Dutch love more than bicycles and bread for lunch, it’s discounts. 

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Nothing will separate a Dutchie from their discount. Image: Depositphotos

We’ve even heard stories of Dutchies asking for discounts because they didn’t use the mini sachet of mayo that came with their meals. 🤔 Now, THAT is frugality at its finest.

4. Use diseases for swearing 

Has anyone ever called you “cancer”? You would think that it would be considered weird (not to mention extremely inappropriate) to swear with deadly diseases.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #1: Swear with diseases (even cancer)

If you do find this odd, you probably haven’t been familiarised with Dutch swear words yet. A large percentage of these are, weirdly, made up of illnesses… cholera, typhus, plague, you name it.

Come on, folks, at least use a trigger warning (or use less emotionally charged bad language 😉). 

5. Plan everything in advance 

If you love going on spontaneous adventures or showing up at your friends’ place unannounced just to say hi, we suggest you move to a different country. 

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An empty agenda is unheard of in the Netherlands. Image: Depositphotos

See, the thing is, Dutch people don’t like surprises — and they love to plan stuff. 

Life in the lowlands is dictated by the omnipresent Dutch agenda.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #105: Always be on time for every meeting and appointment

Want to grab a cup of coffee with a Dutch friend? Make sure you send a written inquiry a couple of weeks in advance so they can fit you into their tight schedule…just kidding — kind of. 

(Warning: this habit is highly contagious.) 

6. Invade other countries with their caravans in the summer

Have you ever arrived at a beautiful campsite (in or outside the Netherlands) just to see all the spots occupied by massive white caravan trailers that ruin all the views? That’s Dutch people on vacation

The stats show this too. Camper and caravan sales increased by 7% in the first half of this year — and they already had basically one for every 30 Dutchies after 2021!!!

We suspect that the reason they love them so much is the fact that camping holidays are extra goedkoop (cheap). 🤔

7. Put condiments on chips — not next to them

Whether you order your friet with mayo, pindasaus, or something else, the sauce will inevitably be placed on your chips. The result?

One-third of your chips are squishy and soaked in a sauce before you even start eating, and the rest of your cone is dryer than a piece of a forgotten hunk of brood.

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Lekker! Image: Depositphotos

And no, it’s not the cone’s fault.

Dutchies will squish a blob of sauce on top of your chips even when they serve them in a little tray that has a separate compartment specifically designated for the sauce.

8. Say leuk, lekker, and gezellig all the time

Got a new pair of shoes? Leuk! They’re your favourite colour? Also leuk! And you got them at a discount? Superleuk! 

You probably got the point — Dutchies are not very creative when it comes to adjectives. 

Whether it’s leuk, lekker, or gezellig, one of these words probably pops up in practically every Dutch conversation

It could almost be an awesome drinking game — down a shot of tequila every time you hear leuk and a shot of vodka every time you hear gezellig at a Dutch party…or maybe not. 

READ MORE | 11 untranslatable Dutch words (yes, gezellig is there)

However, Dutch is a difficult language to master, so perhaps this lack of diversity is not at all that bad. 

9. Talk loudly, especially on trains

As if the guttural “g”, harsh “sch”, and impossible-to-pronounce “ui” weren’t distressing enough about life in the Netherlands, the Dutch also love to make these sounds very loudly — for some reason, especially when they’re on a train

While some say that this is a way for the Dutch to show that they’re not keeping secrets, others simply maintain that they love to talk — and more importantly, they love to hear themselves talk. 

And the sanctity of the designated silent carriage? Well, it might as well not exist. 

10. Turn streets into dumpsters on King’s Day, Carnival, or any other day, really

The Dutch sure know how to celebrate events such as King’s Day or Carnival

What they apparently don’t know, though, is how to pick up the trash that they scatter around the streets during said events — and on the other 361 days of the year. 

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A familiar sight after King’s Day. Image: Depositphotos

One particularly appalling habit that many of our readers hold in contempt is dropping cigarette butts. 

Put that together with spitting in the streets and picking the nose in public, and you have the ultimate trifecta of some of the grossest things Dutch people do.

11. Not pick up their dogs’ poo

Let’s start this one with a leaderboard, shall we? 

  1. The Hague: 1,373
  2. Rotterdam: 1,234
  3. Utrecht: 638 
  4. Tilburg: 520
  5. Noordwijk: 473

This is the number of “dog fines” given out in each city from 2016 to 2020, according to research published on Beslist.nl

Sure, not picking up dog poo is just one of the possible fines included in these dog fines stats — but it’s definitely an issue. Sixty percent of Dutch people still think dog poop is a problem in their neighbourhood.

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Dog poo is quite an issue in the Netherlands. Image: Depositphotos

No wonder — imagine you’re out for a picturesque picnic wearing a cute little dress and nice open summer sandals when suddenly you feel something warm and watery squish under your foot. Heel vervelend! 🤮

12. Go crazy with fireworks on New Year’s Eve

One of our readers called this phenomenon a “firework civil war”, and honestly, there’s probably no more appropriate name than this one. 

The Dutch like to start the New Year with a bang — literally. 

So it doesn’t really come as a surprise that fireworks (and their alternatives) are a hotly debated topic in the Netherlands. 

This is especially annoying after fireworks cost a lofty €10 million in damages in 2021 and burned a Dutch church down during NYE 2022. Not a way to go, Dutchies. 🙃

13. Be terrible at queuing

The messy bundle of human beings you can observe when you’re trying to get on public transport, pay for your groceries at Albert Heijn, or just get on an escalator can’t even be described as a queue — it’s more of a hot mess. 

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Eager Amsterdammers trying to get on a ferry. Image: Depositphotos

A vivid scene from literally any Dutch train station perfectly captures the essence of this phenomenon.

Just watch as the desperate travellers form a number of clusters in places where they expect the train door to appear and then let a group of even more desperate travellers exit the train through an ever-narrowing gap. 

14. Give unsolicited comments and then hide behind “Dutch directness”

Are the Dutch direct, rude, or just emotionless? The answer probably depends on your personal cultural background. 

However, the Dutch can definitely take their directness a step too far. As one of our readers sensibly stated, “What’s the benefit of calling someone fat?”

READ MORE | 15 not-so-cute things Dutch people do

The line between directness and being passive-aggressive or giving unsolicited advice is a fine one to walk. 

To a soul uninitiated into the intricacies of the local culture, we understand that it can sometimes feel like the Dutch are overstepping some serious boundaries — and being more than a little annoying.  

15. Insist on bread for lunch (and breakfast, and sometimes dinner)

The Dutch are just as creative with their lunch as they are with their adjectives.

This is exactly why you won’t find much more than boterhammen (sandwiches) — most likely with kaas (cheese) or hagelslag in Dutch canteens. 

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A beloved Dutch classic. Image: Amin/Wikimedia Commons/CC4.0

Sandwiches are simply an integral part of Dutch society. 🤷

16. Have horrible cycling habits…

To be fair, there are two sides to this debate.

I mean, how would you react if you were a seasoned almost-Nederlander cycling full speed on a path that is exclusively dedicated to fietsers having to manoeuvre around a group of five tourists with two big-ass suitcases each?

READ MORE | 24 TikToks explaining why Dutch biking culture is wheely ahead of its time

But then again, Fast & Furious-style cycling isn’t the only annoying thing about Dutchies and their bikes. 

There’s also drunk cycling, cycling without lights, not indicating direction, or accidentally derailing other cyclists who are trying to overtake you because you’re looking at your phone instead of on the road. (No, this one is unfortunately not a made-up example, just to be dramatic… 👀)

READ MORE | 7 types of cyclists found when biking in the Netherlands

And then you also have those people who cycle in the worst possible weather — rain, hail, snow, or all three — and then shove it in everyone’s face, making them feel bad about not wanting to sit on a wet bicycle when it feels like the world outside is ending. 

We can also understand this one, though — cycling is just so much cheaper than using public transport!

17. …and even worse habits when it comes to parking bicycles

Bike parked where you need to walk on the street? Annoying. Is your bike parked in front of your front door? Annoying.

Bike crammed in next to your bike in an official bike parking spot but making it a huge tangle of handlebars and pedals, so it’s practically impossible to unlock and use your beloved two-wheeler? Super annoying!

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This sight is not for the faint-hearted. Image: Depositphotos

The unwritten and unspoken rule about parking bicycles in the Netherlands is this: if the gemeente doesn’t remove it, you can leave it pretty much anywhere. 

There’s no such thing as “there’s no space to leave my bike here” — believe me, this mentality has really grown on us over the years.

READ MORE | How the Netherlands became a cycling country

The real badass people will even park their bikes right in front of a ‘Geen fietsen plaatsen’ (no bike parking) sign.

18. Complain about things — but then do nothing about it

Exhibit A: politics. Despite being one of the most politically stable countries in the world, we haven’t met a Dutchie yet that doesn’t love to complain about their politicians.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #26: Complain about the NS

Yet somehow, the Dutch have managed to reelect the very same prime minister that they like to complain about so much not once, not twice, not thrice — but FOUR times.

But maybe this Dutch habit is also changing. After all, they did eventually vote Rutte out of office. Not sure if they have less reason to complain now, though.

19. Don’t take criticism very well

While the Dutch will happily criticise other people (or countries) under the pretence of directness, they aren’t always necessarily so open to receiving criticism themselves.

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Step one to pissing a Dutchies off: offer them the mildest form of criticism. Image: Depositphotos

Just think of how adamantly some Dutch people still defend Zwarte Piet as a harmless, jovial “tradition.”

Or how defensive they get when somebody else than a Dutchie (especially an American) dares criticise the Netherlands.

They also get offended when people point out some of the not-so-nice things they do. Disagree? Just scroll down to the bottom of this page (or this page) and look at the comments section a few weeks from now. 😉


We’ve all been annoyed by Dutchies, and they have certainly been annoyed by us. 

So next time you find yourself in one of these situations, just laugh it off and find comfort in the knowledge that other internationals have probably been there too. 

Or, if that doesn’t work — you’re welcome to vent in our comments section. 😉 After all, we always love to hear a good story from the lowlands.

What’s the most annoying thing YOU have experienced in the Netherlands? Let us know in the comments below! 👇

What was the VOC? The Dutch East India Company explained

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A lot of the time, it’s not entirely clear what the Vereenigde Oostindische Compagnie (VOC) was, what it did, and whether we should be proud or ashamed of it.

The VOC (Dutch East India Company) is crucial to Dutch history. If you’ve lived in the Netherlands for a while, chances are you’ll have heard of it.

Let’s take a deep dive into the world of the VOC. For over 200 years, the VOC brought the Netherlands international power and wealth while exploiting local populations, creating colonies, and trading in human beings.

READ MORE | Dutch history hacked: 2500 years of Dutch life in 7 minutes (VIDEO INSIDE)

The story of the VOC is complicated, and this is not an exhaustive history of it (if you want that, there are plenty of books to choose from). This article offers a primer on the VOC: a less-than-casual introduction. Enjoy!

How did the VOC begin?

The VOC was established in 1602 with the goal to trade with Mughal India, where most of Europe’s cotton and silk originated. Quickly, the Dutch government gave it a 21-year monopoly on the spice trade with South Asian countries, and the company took off from there.

READ MORE | Myths about Dutch history and the truth behind them

Sounds nice and simple, but the VOC soon became the first conglomerate company: a fancy way of saying they did many different things (like shipbuilding, slave trading, and colonisation) under the same company name.

What was the VOC?

In the early 1600s, the VOC became the first company listed on the stock exchange. Along with its worldwide reach and transnational employees, this is among the reasons the VOC was a forerunner of modern-day multinational corporations.

The VOC had powers that a corporation today would (hopefully) never have: it could wage war, take and execute prisoners, coin money, negotiate treaties, and establish colonies. And so it did.

As much as modern-day corporations like Google and Shell have way too much power, the VOC was on a whole different, scary level.

Where did the VOC operate?

The VOC started operating in India and South Asia in general. Over the next century, it expanded its operations to Mauritius, South Africa, Indonesia, Taiwan, Japan, Malaysia, Thailand, and Vietnam.

Not all of these locations were the sites of permanent settlements or even permanent trading posts: but listing them all here gives us an indea of how massive this company was.

READ MORE | Tale as old as time: the Netherlands and India’s surprising relationship

How did such a transnational company work in the age before instant communication? It was, in fact, far more than a company — it was also a war machine.

What was happening in the Netherlands when the VOC was in operation?

The VOC was ostensibly founded after a Dutch ship returned from South East Asia filled with very profitable spices in 1596. What was going on in the Netherlands that would have made this massive company worth investing in?

Basically, the Netherlands was under threat. It had just declared its independence from Spain in 1581, forming the Dutch Republic. Quite an ambitious move, considering that the Spanish had the force of half of Europe behind them at the time.

READ MORE | India and the Netherlands in the Age of Rembrandt: exhibition at CSMVS in Mumbai

Given this vulnerability, you can see the advantages of drawing wealth from outside the tiny Dutch Republic and using it to shore up the newly established country against foreign control (while, of course, controlling other countries — but we’re not talking about morality or even ideological consistency here).

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The VOC was also an instrument of war. Image: Pixabay

The VOC created the shareholding system (and also global capitalism)

The VOC is considered the first modern multinational company and first made use of many of the features we associate with modern corporations: think shareholders, corporate identity, legal personhood, etc.

This collection of innovations meant that the VOC could mobilise wealth in a way that only monarchies could before, giving it unprecedented power.

READ MORE | The Dutch East India Company was richer than Apple, Google, and Facebook combined

The VOC was also innovative when it comes to acquiring this wealth. It formed Amsterdam as the financial capital of the contemporary world, by allowing public members to invest in the company (rather than in things the company was doing).

The VOC and war

Of course, a massive company like the VOC attracts attention — and because of its dominance in international trade, that attention was mainly negative.

It got into conflict with the British East India Company for obvious reasons: they were both going for the same thing.

Because of the weird space that the VOC occupied — part company, part state — its trade objectives often aligned with military goals.

For example, in 1667, when the Treaty of Breda was signed, ending the war with Britain, the VOC acquired sole control over the nutmeg trade.

READ MORE | The Dutch ship that disguised itself as an island during World War II

Wars also played a role in the colonisation of different areas. In South Africa, a prolonged, low-level conflict with the local Khoikhoi population eventually resulted in the Khoikhoi society breaking down and expanding European settlements in the area.

There were also three wars between the VOC and the Javanese in Indonesia, and in 1641, the VOC took control of Malacca from the Portuguese.

The VOC and colonisation

One of the problems with the VOC is that people in the Netherlands aren’t sure what it was. A business? A force for colonisation? A slave-trading enterprise? A force for bureaucracy in the world? The truth is that it was all these things and more.

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The Dutch East Indies were crucial for the VOC. Image: Hariboneagle927/Wikimedia Commons/CC0 1.0

The Dutch East Indies: what did the VOC do?

Colonisation in the Dutch East Indies is an intriguing topic because when you boil it down, “true” colonisation of the area only began once the VOC failed financially and was nationalised in an attempt to save it.

Territories that had belonged to the VOC became part of the Dutch Republic’s territory — but this doesn’t mean we shouldn’t consider the colonisation that was taking place before the nationalisation process.

For example, the VOC grew cash crops in Jakarta in the early seventeenth century (then known as Batavia by the Dutch).

This was a clear move from trading spices to growing crops. That way, they could also profit from land that was not theirs. The VOC also took over the surrounding territory to safeguard these crops, increasing their power in the area.

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A few replicas of VOC ships remain up for display in the Netherlands. Image: Depositphotos

By the late seventeenth century, the VOC had become deeply embroiled in the internal politics of Jakarta, despite their initial intentions not to get involved in domestic affairs.

They encouraged divisions between the different kingdoms in the Indonesian archipelago (again, you’ve undoubtedly heard of the phrase ‘divide and conquer’ before) and took part in two wars against the kings of Mataram and Banten.

After the VOC collapsed in 1800, the trading posts and colonies in the Indonesian archipelago became nationalised as the Dutch East Indies.

How the VOC colonised South Africa

In the Cape, colonisation took place over almost two centuries.

First, Dutch settlers in South Africa were outnumbered by the local Khoikhoi population — for context, there were 200 Europeans and about 20,000 Khoikhoi. So the Khoikhoi initially didn’t have much of a problem with that.

The Cape acted much more as a trading hub than a colony. Slowly, though, the VOC’s plans for expansion became apparent: their transportation of slaves to the colony was just one symptom of their plans to settle a large colony of Europeans there.

READ MORE | The Dutch and South Africa: more than just Apartheid and Boers

In the 1660s, conflicts broke out between the Khoikhoi and the Dutch, and the Dutch burghers expanded their farms outwards. But in 1713, 90% of the Khoikhoi were killed by smallpox.

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The VOC controlled the Cape. Image: Htonl/Wikimedia Commons/GFDL

By the end of the eighteenth century, Khoikhoi society had disintegrated, and 20,000 Europeans were living in the Cape. In 1795, the British ceded the territory when Napoleon invaded the Netherlands during the Napoleonic Wars.

At the end of the wars, the Netherlands formally handed over the Cape Colony to the British, whose colony it remained a part of until 1931.

The VOC and slavery

The VOC also took part in slavery and slave trading during its two hundred years of activity. It exploited workers in the East Indies, sometimes engaging in slavery from its inception. However, its use of slaves picked up when it took control of the Cape in South Africa.

READ MORE | The life of the slaves in the Dutch colonies

After realising that the backbreaking work of settling would need to be done by slaves, the VOC deliberated over enslaving the local Khoikhoi population, even though it vastly outnumbered them.

When they determined that if they annoyed this group, they could easily be kicked out, they decided instead to import slaves from Mauritius and the Dutch East Indies.

VOC slavery in the Cape

For much of the seventeenth century, the number of slaves in the Cape remained low — about one thousand at a time. Slaves mostly were taken from Ceylon, Madagascar and Malaya.

READ MORE | 7 things the Dutch don’t talk about, but should

Because the population was mostly male, it was constantly renewed with new slaves. In the eighteenth century, this number jumped to about 17,000 as the international slave trade increased.

Most of the slaves in the Cape came from either East Africa or the VOC’s territories in the Dutch East Indies.

VOC slavery in the Dutch East Indies

Slavery was also part of how the VOC operated in the Dutch East Indies, but the story there is more complicated.

In their operations in South Africa, the VOC specifically transported slaves from other regions to exploit while building their colony. The VOC mainly used local slaves or slaves from the area in Asia.

On top of that, some of these slaves would have been already enslaved by their local community.

But the presence of the VOC heightened the demand for slave labour, so just because slave labour was part of life in some Asian countries before their existence, the VOC is not absolved of guilt.

How the Dutch East India Company ended

Given that the VOC was so big, you would imagine that its end would have been quite catastrophic to the status of the Netherlands worldwide.

You might also wonder what happened to this company to make it collapse in 1800 — after all, controlling a lot of the spice trade gives a company a fairly hefty advantage.

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The VOC’s wealth (adjusted for inflation) was enormous. Image: Visual Capitalist/Visual Capitalist

Commercial problems in the VOC

There were many problems with the VOC’s operation in Asia — some of which did work in its favour in the beginning. However, as time progressed into the eighteenth century, cracks began to show in the VOC’s commercial prowess.

One problem was that it brought all the goods it traded between Asia and Europe first to its trading posts in Asia to be sorted or stored.

This was an advantage for the VOC at the beginning of its trading journey because it had had a better understanding of Asia commercially in a centralised place than its competitors did.

READ MORE | 7 amazing facts about the Netherlands (that you may not know!)

However, it also meant that other companies were making faster journeys and providing fresher goods. For example, the British East India Company would trade directly between Europe and, for example, China.

The Dutch East India Company staff

Another problem was its staff. The VOC was, frankly put, a terrible employer. Like many modern-day multinational companies, it offered low wages.

Not only that, but it also forbade its staff to engage in private trading, meaning they had no opportunity to increase their wages legally.

READ MORE | Lessons about Dutch colonisation should be mandatory, committee finds

Of course, many of them did: the VOC suffered huge amounts of corruption among its employees, mostly because making the journey to Asia wouldn’t have been financially worth it for them without this extra income.

The financial bounty had to be good because we’re talking about a fairly dangerous time for travelling the world. War, illnesses, malnutrition, and some nice venereal diseases killed plenty of VOC staff.

The VOC did not understand maths

Finally, there was a mathematical problem: the VOC paid its shareholders dividends over the profits they made from 1730 onwards.

Let’s say that again: the VOC decided to pay its shareholders more than it made. We are not businesspeople, but this is unequivocally a bad idea.

What this meant in practice was that the VOC did not have enough liquidity to finance its operations for the last seventy years it was active — it relied on short terms loans to do so. Eventually, things would have to change.

The VOC and war

And they did, but not in the way the VOC might have hoped. In 1780, the fourth Anglo-Dutch War began, and half of the VOC’s fleet was destroyed.

The war weakened the VOC’s control of the Asian trading posts. The VOC was a complete financial mess after the war. As was the Dutch Republic, which didn’t exist for almost thirty years after the Anglo-Dutch War ended.

READ MORE | Photo report: the Netherlands at war, 1940-1945

From 1799, the VOC’s contract was not renewed, and it ceased to exist. After the Congress of Vienna in 1814, some of the Netherlands’ territories in Asia were returned to it, and these became colonies of the Netherlands.

Reception in Dutch society now

The VOC was a huge part of how the Dutch Republic functioned for almost two hundred years. Today, it affects the national image of the Netherlands, what we have in our museums, and what lines the national coffers.

The “VOC mentality”

As we move into an era where colonialism is (thankfully) viewed as a negative thing, the image of the VOC in the Netherlands has become complicated and fraught with conflict. In 2006, the then-prime minister Jan Pieter Balkenende coined the term “VOC mentality” in a speech about Dutch commercial thinking and innovation.

READ MORE | The Dutch and their monarchy, a two-sided coin

Many people were offended by this association of the VOC with purely positive characteristics, without acknowledging the harm it caused over its two centuries of operation.

Dutch colonialism in society

In general, the Netherlands’ colonial history has received much attention over the last decade. From the annual Zwarte Piet debates to the Mauritshuis’ decision to take down its colonial founder’s bust, the country is (very) slowly coming to terms with its past.

READ MORE | Decolonising Dutch museums: stolen heritage to be returned?

Museums have begun returning stolen objects to their countries of origin. Universities have started the complicated process of decolonising their curricula, and the Amsterdam Museum has decided to drop the phrase “Golden Age” from its permanent exhibition texts. The relatives of colonial victims in Indonesia have been heard in court.

The Dutch Golden Age: fool’s gold

Part of the reason this reckoning is taking so long is that for a lot of Dutch people, the VOC’s trading prowess coincided with, and in part caused, the “Golden Age” of the Dutch Republic to occur.

This was a time when a very small country held superpower status over much of the world and fended off its much larger and better-equipped enemies in Spain by controlling other parts of the world.

READ MORE | The Amsterdam Museum drops “Golden Age”; Rijksmuseum will retain it

And in a world where global power is still glamorised and coveted, it is understandable (though not excusable) that many people want to hold on to the memory of the VOC nostalgically.

List for further reading

  • Dutch Colonialism, Migration and Cultural Heritage – Gert Oostindie
  • Dutch South Africa: Early Settlers at the Cape – John Hunt
  • Four hundred years on: the public commemoration of the founding of the VOC in 2022 – Leonard Blussé
  • The VOC and the exchange – Henk den Heijer et al.
  • Batavia: Een koloniale samenleving in de 17de eeuw – Hendrik Niemeijer

What did you already know about the VOC? Let us know in the comments below!

Dutch family causes chaos at school: Three brothers, sister, and father arrested

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A violent incident at a secondary school in Bladel, North Brabant, on Monday morning led to the arrest of five members of the same family. Among them were three brothers, along with their sister and father.

According to the AD, the family allegedly caused a disturbance involving school staff on the premises. 

Tensions rise before police arrive

Let’s start from the beginning — since we’re all wondering how this started.

The trouble began when the two brothers who attend the school confronted a fellow student over an ongoing conflict. In his defence, the student hid under a table. 

READ MORE | The Dutch school system for dummies: a guide from one parent to another 

As Omroep Brabant reports, staff noticed the tension and attempted to intervene. The result? A new fight broke out, this time between the siblings and janitors. 

Things got even worse when the sister of the two brothers also jumped into the mix. 

In the meantime, police had been called, and the three siblings eventually got arrested. 

It doesn’t end there…

The situation took another turn when the father and eldest son arrived at the school after hearing about the altercation.

Once they found out about the kids’ arrests, both reacted aggressively. “They went completely berserk”, says school principal Maarten De Veth. 

The father had to be restrained with a taser in the middle of the schoolyard. Ultimately, both the father and the eldest brother were arrested as well.

The family has been said to cause unrest in the past, but there are also rumours that the children have had to endure discriminatory remarks and bullying.

Support for the students 

Many students of the school witnessed the violence taking place, so after the incident, all students were sent home for the day.

Headmaster De Veth emphasises that the perpetrators are temporarily not welcomed at school. 

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7 great Dutch inventions you never knew were Dutch

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Apart from an awesome little drink called gin (nope, it wasn’t invented by the Brits), there are a number of other important inventions that are the brainchild of Dutch scientists, architects, and more!

In fact, there are many Dutch inventions that have been groundbreaking.

If you’re anything like me, you’ll be pretty surprised that some of the inventions on this list are actually Dutch! So, without further adieu, let’s get started!

1. The first submarine

No, the Beatles didn’t invent the (yellow) submarine, and it certainly wasn’t Englishman William Bourne. However, he was the first person to develop the concept around it.

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The submarine was invented by a Dutchman employed by the English Royal Navy. Image: Flemming Mahler Larsen/Wikimedia/CC3.0

In the 1620s, it was Dutch inventor Cornelis Drebbel who constructed the first vessel that could be navigated underwater.

He was employed by the English Royal Navy, which used the River Thames as a testing ground for the submarine.

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The submersible consisted of a wooden frame with leather stretched over it, and oars were used to propel it. It is actually a pretty scary thought that there was only a piece of greased leather protecting you from the freezing ocean. Brrr! 🌊

2. The beginning of the Olympic flame

Bet you didn’t know that the Olympic flame was originally Dutch! Now you’re impressed, right?

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Dutch architect Jan Wils invented the Olympic flame “by accident”. Image: Country Wind/Wikimedia/Public Domain

It was, however, invented “by accident” when architect Jan Wils designed the Olympic Stadium in Amsterdam. He created a tall tower with a smoke effect to attract attention. Hence it became a tradition at the Olympics to use the now world-famous flame.

3. The telescope & microscope — both created by the Dutch

Yep, both of them are Dutch inventions! In 1608 (one year before Galileo, say what?!), spectacle-craftsmen Zacharias Janssen and Hans Lipperhey from Middelburg developed the telescope.

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Two gentlemen from Middelburg, the Netherlands invented the telescope. Image: Ryan Wick/Flickr/CC2.0

The first stellar spyglass consisted of a simple tube and one biconvex and biconcave lens.

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As far as the microscope is concerned, Dutchmen Antoni van Leeuwenhoek, Zacharias, or Hans Jansen are mentioned as inventors.

Van Leeuwenhoek used a magnifying glass with one lens that could magnify up to 237 times!

4. The creation of the eye test

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And can you read the next line of this Dutch invention? Image: Unsplash

You know when you go to the eye specialist, and you have to read letters ranging from large to small off of a board? Yes? Well, it’s because the Dutch care about our eyesight!

Herman Snellen invented this chart (called the Snellen-Chart) in 1862.

5. The speed camera — a Dutch invention

Hmm, not sure if this is something we should really thank the Dutch for.

The rally driver and inventor Maus Gatsonides is responsible for the invention of the first automatic speedometer, which he started to produce and sell in 1958.

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Did we really need this Dutch invention? The speed camera. Image: Pixabay

He used two rubber tubes, which, as soon as the car tyres hit them, would activate the chronometer to measure the speed.

6. CD, DVD, and Blu-Ray are all Dutch

Joop Sinjou and Kees Schouhamer Immink are the masterminds behind the compact disc that was produced by Sony and Philips. They based the size of the CD’s hole on a Dutch 10-cent coin.

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The Dutch are also the masterminds behind the CD and DVD. Image: Pixabay

Next to the CD, Philips also invented the cassette tape, the DVD, and Blu-Ray seriously impressive!

7. Bluetooth and WiFi’s roots in the Netherlands

Alright, I’ve got one more of these Dutch inventions! Dutchman Dr Jaap Haartsen came up with the idea for Bluetooth while he was working for the Swedish company Ericsson.

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Bluetooth was invented by Dr. Jaap Haartsen. Manuel Iglesias/Flickr/CC2.0

And if that doesn’t convince you that the Dutch are quite the inventors, then guess what? WiFi has Dutch roots too, with Cees Links playing a vital role in its creation in 1997!

He paved the way for WiFi technology as we know and use it today (even though it was actually developed by an Australian organisation called CSIRO).

And the list of Dutch inventions doesn’t end there! Which Dutch invention do you love most?

Feature Image: Ryan Wick/Flickr/CC2.0

Code yellow warning issued for these Dutch regions on Wednesday

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It’s a great time to fly a kite, a bad time to… do literally anything else outside. The KNMI (Royal Dutch Weather Institute) warns residents of some Dutch provinces of strong winds on Wednesday, November 27. 

Wanna know if you’re affected? Let’s find out.👇 

Keep your hats… off

According to the AD, Dutch coastal regions have had an ongoing code yellow warning since Monday. 

On Wednesday, the following areas will share their struggle: 

  • Zeeland, 
  • South Holland, 
  • North Holland, 
  • The Wadden Islands, 
  • The IJsselmeer area, 
  • Flevoland, 
  • Friesland, 
  • Groningen, 
  • Drenthe, and 
  • Overijssel

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Wind gusts will be moving from the southwest to the northeast of the country, reaching up to 100 kilometres per hour on the coast and 80 km/h inland.

Experts also warn that the wind may affect road and air traffic. Needless to say, cycling won’t be the easiest task either. Maybe stick to public transport until Thursday rolls around. 🚃

How do you survive the windiest Dutch days? Let us know in the comments!

How will my student debt affect my chances of getting a mortgage in the Netherlands?

When applying for a mortgage in the Netherlands, one crucial factor that lenders take into consideration is your student debt — and yes, this includes any foreign student debt. 

Regardless of where in the world you built your student debt, it will be factored into your Dutch mortgage application. However, this doesn’t mean an end to your homeowning dreams.

Student debt and your Dutch mortgage application

Student debt — whether accrued in the Netherlands or abroad — will reduce the amount of money you are eligible to borrow. 

This is because lenders assess your overall financial situation to ensure you can meet your mortgage repayments. 

International student debt and your Dutch mortgage

Lenders will evaluate all your financial obligations, including debts from studying abroad, to determine your borrowing capacity. 

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Having student debt doesn’t mean you won’t be eligible for a mortgage in the Netherlands. Image: Freepik

As a result, international student debt will be considered like any other debt when calculating your borrowing power. 

READ MORE | Your borrowing power for a mortgage in the Netherlands in 2024

The presence of any form of debt reduces the amount you can borrow as it takes from your disposable income and ability to pay a mortgage.

Dutch student debt and your Dutch mortgage

In 2024, the rules regarding how Dutch student debt is calculated in your Dutch mortgage application have changed.

Previously, the original total amount of your student debt was used to calculate your borrowing capacity. 

Now, the actual monthly instalment amount required for interest and repayment of your student loan is taken into account instead.

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As a result, you should be eligible for a higher mortgage compared to previous years.

So, if you have taken out a Dutch student loan to fund your studies, the new calculation method will determine your borrowing power. 

How is my student debt checked when applying for a Dutch mortgage?

When applying for a Dutch mortgage, you must disclose all financial obligations, including student debt. 

Student debt is not registered in the Dutch credit registration system (the BKR), but mortgage providers are required to ask for details of debts during the application process.

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There are a number of steps that will be taken when you apply for a Dutch mortgage, one is asking if you have student debt. Image: Freepik

According to Expat Mortgages’ consultant, Chloée Huvelin, “Lenders will review your credit history and financial obligations to get a full picture of your financial situation.” 

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“It’s crucial to disclose all your financial details to your mortgage advisor to ensure you don’t take on an irresponsible loan and can comfortably manage your monthly mortgage payments.’’

Want to know how your student loan affects your potential mortgage? You can schedule a free appointment with Expat Mortgages for personalised advice. They’ll analyse your financial situation, discuss your options, and advise you on what to do next. 

What happens if I lie about my student debt on my Dutch mortgage application?

Not all applicants are thoroughly checked by lenders to confirm whether they have fully disclosed their student debt. 

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You should always be honest with your Dutch mortgage provider about any student debt. Image: Freepik

However, while some discrepancies might initially go unnoticed, it’s crucial to be honest about your financial commitments. Failing to disclose student debt on a mortgage application can have severe consequences.

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According to Chloée, “If you’re found to have lied about your student debt, you risk having your mortgage application denied due to an insufficient borrowing capacity.’’ 

Additionally, if you want to apply for a mortgage with the National Mortgage Guarantee (NHG), which provides a safety net for homeowners in financial distress, it’s mandatory to inform them of your student debt. 

In short, you should always provide accurate information to your mortgage advisor to avoid potential issues and secure the best possible mortgage terms.

How has your student debt affected your Dutch mortgage application? Let us know in the comments below! 

Dutch Quirk #27: Have almost zero customer service skills

The Dutch are bad at many things: decent lunches, biking safely, and building staircases you can climb without breaking your neck. Another thing? The Dutch are capital-T terrible at customer service. 😤

Or, as the Dutch call it: belabberde service (lousy service). No customer is wearing the crown in any Dutch establishment, that’s for sure. 👑

What is it?

Don’t get us wrong, it’s not that the Dutch are rude or inconsiderate (for the most part); Dutch customer service is simply more egalitarian than you might be used to.

Customer service is not so much about the customer, it’s about the service provider showing up and getting the job done.

That is to say, they can serve your coffee with or without a smile as long as the coffee is served. ☕️

Here are some bad Dutch customer service scenarios that are not all that uncommon:

  • The waiter or waitress is shamelessly on their phone or chatting with their colleagues until they sluggishly come to your service.
  • You’re asking for the tiniest convenience, such as an extra bagel-topping or chair for your table, and you’ll get the Nee, dat kan helaas niet (No, that doesn’t work) response for no apparent reason.
  • You want to have a nice chat with the barista but they are clearly having a bad day and don’t feel the need to make an effort to conceal it for your benefit.

Why do they do it?

The particularities of Dutch customer service speak to some known cultural quirks.

For one, the Dutch are known for their non-hierarchical work culture. There is no significant difference between the waitress and her manager.

At the same time, there are no expectations for the waitress to be kissing the customer’s boots either.

READ MORE | Working in customer service in the Netherlands

Then, of course, there is the (in)famous Dutch directness. No topic is taboo, and it is socially acceptable for everyone to say what they want at any time.

Of course, you can complain to the waiter. But they can also tell you to beat it if they feel that’s appropriate. 💁

Why is it quirky? 

Especially in contrast to other countries where the ‘customer is king’, Dutch customer service can come across as especially rude and inconsiderate.

For the HORECA workers, Dutch customer service is a dream because you don’t have to bend over backwards and fake a smile for eight hours at a time.

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Dutch customers are mostly used to the egalitarian service and don’t bother or expect special treatment.

International customers, however, might leave an angry Tripadvisor review or two to make room for their indignation.

Should you join in? 

Well, we guess you have to simply accept the fact that everyone’s a king in the Netherlands. 🤷

But don’t be afraid to speak up if things are getting too rude. Just because the Dutch are used to the absolute minimum of customer service doesn’t mean you have to be. 💅🏻

What do you think of this Dutch quirk? Have you experienced it? Tell us in the comments below!

Become part of the next generation of business leaders with this new MBA program

Whether you’re aiming to advance your career, leave your mark on the business world, or become a more conscientious leader, Nyenrode Business University’s new MBA program is for you. Introducing: The Impact MBA.

The Impact MBA sets you up with a skill set that not only boosts your career but aligns with the needs of the rapidly evolving Dutch job market — and Nyenrode Business University is the perfect place to level up. 

Make an impact — and future-proof your career

The Impact MBA at Nyenrode focuses on three essential skills for today’s fast-changing job market: digital innovation, environmental consciousness, and dynamic leadership.

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By combining these critical skills in one program, Nyenrode gives you a deep understanding of the challenges and opportunities facing today’s businesses — and equips you with all the ways to manage them. 👇

  • Digital innovation is at the heart of every industry today as technology continues to reshape how we do business.
  • With sustainability now a top priority, companies look for environmentally conscious employees who can help embrace eco-friendly strategies.
  • Leadership skills are all about adaptability and empathy, which companies need to inspire teams to innovate and embrace change.

As part of the Impact MBA, you can also participate in a global immersion program. During this week-long international study trip, you’ll broaden your network across Europe and beyond and build relationships that will enhance your career. 

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At Nyenrode, you’ll make friends from across the globe. Image: Nyenrode Business University

A degree that fits your life

Life goes on, even during your studies — and Nyenrode gets that. That’s why flexibility is key with the Impact MBA. 

Designed to work with your lifestyle, the program gives students two options to choose from: the one-year full-time Fast Track and the two-year part-time Executive Track, which allows for smooth integration with your career.

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Tailored elective courses will enable you to focus on personal interests and relevant subjects essential for advancing your career, while you benefit from online learning during the program through a new interactive platform.

Ready to learn more about the Impact MBA? Join the upcoming experience weekend to learn all about the brand-new program!

Your Nyenrode adventure awaits

Studying at Nyenrode Business University means you’re not just getting a degree; you’re also setting yourself up for success. But, what is it actually like to attend Nyenrode?

Welkom to Nyenrode Business University

Nyenrode has two vibrant campuses: one on a gorgeous countryside estate in the town of Breukelen, featuring a 13th-century castle (yep, you read that right) and another in Amsterdam’s bustling city centre.

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Not a bad view, huh? Image: Depositphotos

This means that no matter which location you go to, you’re guaranteed that quintessentially Dutch experience.

Career development is also a core part of the experience at Nyenrode, and you’ll have plenty of opportunities for it: From hands-on projects with industry leaders to a wide range of mentorship opportunities and international programs, Nyenrode ensures you’re ready to jump into the job market with a solid network and practical skills. 💪

Tell me more about Nyenrode

Nyenrode Business University is the only private research university in the Netherlands, and it is the university for all things business. 

It was founded in 1949 by leading Dutch businesses such as Phillips, KLM, Shell, and Unilever with the goal of creating a school “for business, by business”. 

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Level up your career at Nyenrode. 🚀 Image: Nyenrode Business University

With small class sizes and a hands-on approach, Nyenrode’s programs mix theory with practice to make all students well-rounded leaders.

And, of course, all Nyenrode programs are internationally recognised and accredited, and the school’s respected name means that recruiters and HR offices are well aware of the many attributes a Nyenrode graduate has to offer.

What do you think of Nyenrode’s brand-new MBA program? Share your thoughts in the comments!

7 times the Dutch did it first: fun facts from the Netherlands

The Netherlands is such a small country, and yet it has always played an important role in history. In fact, it has had a massive impact on many aspects of our everyday lives that are still common to this generation.

I’m not talking about colonialism, wars, or international trading. I’m talking about booze, food, sex, and legal rights!

It’s time to pay our respects to the Dutch for all these “little” things they thought about doing before anybody else in the world.

Buckle up for seven fun facts that demonstrate just how great the Netherlands is… kind of. 🥴

1. The Dutch invented gin

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This delicious drink has the Dutch to thank for its existence. Image: Freepik

This is probably my favourite Dutch fun fact. Despite being known as a British drink, gin was invented in the Netherlands in the 17th century.

At the time, it was produced as a medicine to treat stomach aches, gout, and gallstones. They also added juniper in it for the flavour and its medicinal properties.

A medicinal cocktail recommended by doctors… sounds like the perfect excuse to have a glass this weekend! 😏

Gin was given to British soldiers during the war. They started bringing it home, and it did not take long before they opened their first distillery. This is how they kind of took over the glory of the drink.

2. The Dutch created orange carrots

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Just look at those orangey hues 🤩. Image: Unsplash

Well, technically, orange carrots were first cultivated in the Netherlands. But, before the 16th century, carrots were actually not orange at all! They were either purple, red, or white(ish).

While those kinds still exist today, they are not as popular or easy to find in Europe (as you may have noticed…). The Dutch were the first to create orange carrots by crossing different crop varieties.

As you know, the Dutch are quite fond of the colour orange. And, just like for everything else, it is thought that orange carrots were a tribute to William of Orange, founder of the Dutch independent state (although there is no actual proof of that).

3. The Dutch were the first to legalise gay marriage

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Free love, the Dutch believe in it! Image: Unsplash

I know, this is quite an obvious one, but it couldn’t possibly be left out of the top seven. The Dutch were the first in the world to legalize same-sex marriage in 2001.

They set the example for the rest of the world, and since then, more and more countries have been following suit.

4. The Dutch were the first to add rats to the police force

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Freeze punk! Image: Pexels

All jokes aside, I do mean actual rats. The police forces in Rotterdam have been training and using rats since 2013.

They use them for their great sense of smell, to find drugs, gunpowder or explosives, for example, as it is much cheaper than doing tests in laboratories.

They are also much faster at finding results than employees in a lab, as they would take about two hours, while rats only need a few seconds.

The first rats to join the Dutch police squad were named Derrick, Magnum, Poirot, and Thomson after famous fictional detectives — because the Dutch police also have a great sense of humour.

5. The Dutch discovered viruses and bacteria

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Yep, the Dutch were among the first to spot these little buggers. Image: Pixabay

While this may be less sexy than rats, it’s still a massive step for humankind!

Antoni van Leeuwenhoek was one of the world’s first microbiologists and discovered the existence of bacteria (generally speaking) with his microscope in the 17th century. He is known as the “father of microbiology.”

His pioneering work on microorganisms took place during the Dutch Golden Age of exploration and discovery, which stretched out from the early 1590s until the 1670s.

6. The Dutch invented cocoa powder

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Cocoa powder — another one of many Dutch inventions. Image: Pexels

Does the name Van Houten, written on a box of cocoa powder, ring a bell? That’s because he was the one to invent it in the early 19th century!

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In 1828, Van Houten invented a cocoa pressing method, which ended up giving us cocoa powder, easily soluble and full of flavour.

This cocoa powder was exported to France, the UK, and Germany from 1870 onwards. Although cocoa was known long before that, cocoa powder was a revolution because it was so easy to dissolve and mix in water or milk. 🥛

7. The Dutch (may) have invented the doughnut

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Heel lekker, toch? 😋. Image: Depositphotos

If there is one mouthwatering invention that countries fight over, it is the doughnut.

Some say the Dutch invented it in the 17th century, but the Dutch version of the doughnut didn’t have a hole in the middle.

An American named Hanson Gregory is claimed to have invented the ring-shaped doughnut we know today during the 19th century.

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However, the Brits are claiming that it was invented by the British upper class, with the first recipe found dating from 1800.

Personally, I don’t care much, as my gluten intolerance doesn’t allow me to eat them anymore. But I am sure the rest of you are just thankful for their existence, no matter where they originated from.

Do you know any other fun facts about the Netherlands? Let us know in the comments below!

Number of overweight people in the Netherlands to reach 64% by 2050

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The National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) reports that 64% of the Dutch population will be overweight in 2050, with a notable increase among young people.

According to the 2022 report, 50% of the Dutch population was classified as overweight at that time. That means this figure will increase by 14%, reaching 64% by 2050.

In a country known for its tall and athletic bikers, these statistics are quite surprising — so let’s discuss them. 🤔

Age does matter

The RIVM predicts that those aged between 18 and 44 will have the largest increase in weight, with younger age groups facing the biggest problems.

In 1990, only 17% of ages 20 to 29 were overweight, but by 2020, this percentage had risen to 32%. 

The RIVM points out that losing excess weight is very difficult and that individuals who are overweight naturally face an increased risk of health problems.

READ MORE | The Dutch are growing taller than ever: here’s why

You know what that means: it might be time to cut back on the frietjes and stroopwafel for a while… 

What are your thoughts on this issue? Let us know in the comments below.