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No trains to or from Utrecht Centraal due to malfunction

Do your plans for this afternoon include a train to or from Utrecht? Well, you’re going to have to reschedule.

Due to a malfunction at a traffic control post, there are currently no trains running to or from Utrecht Centraal until 4 PM.

Note: The NS has now announced that trains will run again from 4 PM.

If you were planning on catching a train before this time, the NS advises that you don’t show up to the station with hope in your heart — because it’s not going to happen.

Instead, they suggest replanning your route and keeping an eye on the NS app.

Affecting the “broad region of Utrecht”

According to the NS, the situation is causing quite a headache for anyone travelling in or around Utrecht, with the malfunction leading to no train traffic “in the broad region of Utrecht.”

This is because the malfunction does not allow for train traffic to move safely, a spokesperson explains to the NOS.

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The weather this summer will be perfect… for mosquitos

Guys, great news. Turns out, due to the warm, wet, tropical weather, we’re in for a mojito summer. Proost! Oh, wait, never mind. Mosquitos. It’s going to be a mosquito summer.

That’s right, there’s nothing the buzzing bugs love more than high temperatures and lots of rain. AKA, summer in the Netherlands.

Specifically this summer. NU.nl reports that mosquitos are already thriving (especially JUST while you’re falling asleep) as they appeared earlier than usual this year.

And more summer rain means they are here to stay.

The mozzies are multiplying

They say the early bird gets the worm. Well, in 2024 the mosquitos are the early risers. And they’re getting, erm, your flesh.

Usually, the common house mosquitos that survive the Dutch winter (…fair play) lay their first eggs in mid-May, but this happened much earlier this year.

That means their larvae have been rearing their squirming heads ahead of schedule, and the first batch of mosquitos has been buzzing around for the last few weeks.

Should we call them Gen Zzzzzzzzzzzzz? 🦟

READ MORE | Pollen, allergies, and hay fever in the Netherlands: how to survive it

With the current damp, warm forecast, the second generation will follow by mid-June, and so the army grows for the rest of the summer.

And if there’s no dry period this summer? Let’s just say you can expect plenty of bites.

The scent of the summer: bug spray

Our skin is going to be well moisturised this summer. When we’re not drenched from the rain showers, we will lather on the sun cream (hopefully) and top it all off with a spritz of bug repellent.

And if that’s not enough to deter the pesky mozzies, keep yourself covered at night: don your long-sleeved winter pyjamas or pull the cover right up to your chin.

READ MORE | Why does it rain so much in the Netherlands?

Hopefully, we’re making a big deal for nothing, or should I say van een mug een olifant maken (making an elephant out of a mosquito) after all.

But just to be safe, perhaps keep a book in your bed (for mosquito squashing).

How do you feel about the incoming “mosquito summer”? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

Good luck getting a train to this Dutch city this summer

Do you often find yourself sitting on a train to Amersfoort Central? Well, this summer, you’re going to have to get used to the bus.

From July 4 to August 18, ProRail will carry out extensive renovations on the west side of Amersfoort Central Station.

As a result, there will be periods of fewer to no trains for seven weeks throughout the summer.

What can I expect?

The level of disruption to your usual travels depends on when exactly you plan on travelling.

Planned travel datesDisruption expected
Between July 6 and 13You can expect fewer trains to Amersfoort Central.
Between July 13 and 29Helaas pindakaas, there will be no trains running to Amersfoort Central. Buses will be made available instead.
Between July 29 and August 25There will be trains again, but not as many as usual.
Between August 15 and 18Sorry, no trains. You’re bussing it again.

And this won’t just affect Amersfoort residents…

An important connection point

Amersfoort’s train station plays an important role.

A connecting point between the Randstad and the north and east of the Netherlands, it has tracks leading to Amsterdam, Utrecht, Zwolle and Apeldoorn.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #26: Complain about the NS

So, while Amersfoort may not be your end destination, you may still feel the effects of these timetable changes.

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Here’s how you can vote in the 2024 European elections from the Netherlands

Elections for the European Parliament are coming up across Europe between June 6 and 9, 2024. In the Netherlands, any European citizen can head to the polls on June 6 — but how, and why should you?

As Euronews explains, the European elections take place every five years, giving the 447 million European citizens a chance to vote for the 705 members who will represent them in the European Parliament.

The number of MEPs (Members of the European Parliament) elected depends on the country. In the Netherlands, voters will elect 31 MEPs.

What does the European Parliament do?

The European Parliament is part of the law-making process within the EU, meaning it must approve most proposed laws before they become law. It is the only directly elected institution of the European Union.

Who can vote?

To participate in the European elections, you must fulfil the following criteria:

  • You’re at least 18 years old on election day;
  • You’re a national of any EU country;
  • You’re registered to vote;
  • You’re not disqualified from voting.

Anyone who holds Dutch citizenship or is registered to vote as a non-Dutch EU citizen will have received a voting pass at their home address by now.

Note: If you’re an EU national living in the Netherlands and wish to vote, you had to register for it before Thursday, 23 April 2024. It is no longer possible to register to vote.

How can I vote?

If you are registered to vote — whether as a Dutch or non-Dutch EU citizen — you will head to the polls tomorrow, June 6, 2024.

Where you can vote depends on your municipality. Polling stations will be set up in places such as schools, museums, train stations, and churches.

Check out this map to find a stembureau (voting station) close to you. The polling station closest to your house should also be indicated on the front of your voting pass.

When you head out to vote, make sure to double-check that you have your voting pass and a form of identification on you. Happy voting!

Why does it matter?

Not sure why exactly you should participate in the elections? Let me tell you.

Your vote will decide which Members of the European Parliament will represent you in preparing new laws and will influence the election of the European Commission. 

Essentially, voting for the European Parliament gives us a chance to collectively decide on the future of the European Union — addressing topics from the environment to consumer rights to the economy. 💪

Will you participate in the European elections tomorrow? Share your thoughts in the comments!

20 hilarious Dutch memes that will have you choking on your bitterballen

Who doesn’t love a good meme? They’re not only funny, they can also help cope with the stress and miseries in your life. 🥲

We’ve already given you the lowdown on some other top-class memes about living in the Netherlands. Heck, we’ve even made some ourselves (yes, we’re down with the kids!).

But you can never have too many memes in your Dutch life, so here’s a rundown of the top 20 funniest, Dutchiest memes.

1. Let’s start with this Dutch institution

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Image: Dutch Review/Canva

2. Because we all know that Dutchies are very good at saving money

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3. Perhaps it has to do with loving their jobs?

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4. Or their perfect use of air quotes

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Translation: “Tonight, I’ll drink “one beer”.”

5. This description of what everyone is thinking

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Image: Dutch Review/Canva

6. An answer to the big question

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7. This cultural shock

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Image: Dutch Review/Canva

8. This appreciation for Dutch memes

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Translation:
“Good old English memes.”
“Literally the same memes, translated into Dutch.“

9. This perfect explanation

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Meme-about-doctors-prescribing-paracetamol-for-everything

11. And we feel called out here

Meme-about-American-expats-who-move-to-the-Netherlands
Image: u/JuliguanTheMan/Reddit

12. …and here

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13. When you learn one Dutch phrase

14. And are struggling with the rest

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15. But there’s only one reason to keep learning

A-Drake-meme-about-learning-Dutch

Translation:
“Learning Dutch because you live in the Netherlands.”
“Learning Dutch so you can read Dutch memes.”

16. This everyday occurrence

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Image: Dutch Review/Canva

17. I think I’m brand-new vintage

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18. Power has a different meaning here

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19. This common struggle

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Image: Dutch Review/Canva

20. And finally, this familiar sight

Meme-of-a-dutch-seagull

And those are our top Dutch memes! If you’re hungry for more, check out these TikToks that are bound to put a smile on your face.

What other unforgettable Dutch memes make you chuckle? Tell us in the comments!

Hoera! The Netherlands has the second-highest well-being levels in the EU

Fill in the blank: Nobody does […] like the Netherlands. Did ‘bikes’ jump to mind? Windmills? …Directness? What about well-being? The Netherlands now officially has the second-highest ‘broad prosperity’ in the EU.

Broad prosperity basically means the levels of well-being of people across various parts of the country, as well as material prosperity, the NOS explains.

And when it comes to such well-being, only the Swedes are outdoing the Dutchies.

It’s looking positive…

The prosperity investigation, conducted by CBS, measures each country’s performance across various lifestyle and social topics to rank their well-being.

The Netherlands scores highly on themes of work and leisure, with almost 75% feeling positive about their work-life balance.

READ MORE | The Netherlands just ranked as the 6th happiest country IN THE WORLD

And all of those unashamedly curtainless windows are paying off — the Dutchies are among the most trusting countries.

This is down to the high proportion of people in the Netherlands who have weekly contact with family, friends or neighbours.

…Unless you’re house-hunting (or a woman)

But not all friendly meet-ups are just about sharing a stroopwafel with a smile.

You may not be surprised to find out the Netherlands scores lower on housing costs, especially as Dutchies spend more of their income on housing than ever.

Another negative result was women’s health, as the Netherlands scores relatively low when it comes to ‘healthy life expectancy for women’. 🤷‍♀️

READ MORE | Being a feminist in the Netherlands: surprisingly, it’s a challenge

The official linEUp

Based on consistently ranking lowest across all themes, Croatia brings up the rear. Then Slovakia, Greece and Poland follow at the bottom.

And who joins us at the top of the table? Here are the 10 highest-scoring countries:

RankCountry
1Sweden 🇸🇪
2The Netherlands 🇳🇱
3Ireland 🇮🇪
4Austria 🇦🇹
5Denmark 🇩🇰
6Finland 🇫🇮
7Luxembourg 🇱🇺
8Germany 🇩🇪
9Malta 🇲🇹
10Estonia 🇪🇪

Are you surprised by these results? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

Amsterdam is giving away thousands of free bikes: here’s who can get one

In an effort to encourage bike use, the municipality of Amsterdam is giving away 3250 refurbished bicycles to city residents and aid organisations.

What’s more, the refurbished fietsen are coming from the many bicycle depots around the city that are too full for capacity. Nifty, right?

Most of the bikes are being given to refugees and asylum seekers who’ve never had cycling experience, and Amsterdam plans to use the bikes to teach more children how to cycle, reports Mobilieit.nl.

Easy and affordable

Melanie van der Horst, Amsterdam’s traffic alderman, wants residents to move around the city easily. And what better way to do so than by bike?

The city previously ran a pilot programme distributing around 300 bikes, which was a big success. Now, the programme is running on a bigger scale.

READ MORE | How the Netherlands became a cycling country

Several foundations are distributing the bicycles, and new partners can still register for the bike giveaway.

A thrifty initiative

This initiative is also curbing another problem.

According to Het Parool, tens of thousands of unclaimed bicycles are filling bicycle depots way past capacity, where incorrectly parked and abandoned bikes are stored.

READ MORE | Everything you need to know about bike insurance in the Netherlands

Amsterdam has made room in the city budget to refurbish these old bicycles and get them to new owners in an effort to reduce the crowding of these depots.

What would you do with a free bicycle from the city? Tell us in the comments below!

9 unmissable Dutch music festivals happening this summer

Dutch music festivals have to be seen to be believed: Milkshake’s unapologetic drag shows and the Mysteryland animal heads cannot be missed. 

Post-festival, you will emerge, stumbling out of the tents, glitter smeared on your face, mud on your shoes, with an enlightened look in your eyes, whispering, “Now I see” 👀.

If you’re a newcomer, it’s time to let go and lose yourself in the enigma of Dutch music festivals. Anyone who’s been to a Dutch festival knows that if you haven’t attended at least one of them, you haven’t really lived. ✨

Here are nine upcoming and unmissable Dutch music festivals for the summer of 2024.


1. Lowlands 

For two splendid days in the late-August sun, a new, self-contained town emerges, and it’s called Lowlands.

That’s right, this festival is basically a separate 60,000-person civilization, with its own currency — take that, Disneyland — markets, local radio station, and newspaper. 

Meanwhile, the music is a whirlwind of seamless transitions through all the favourite genres you can’t normally can’t choose between, such as world music, metal, electro, house, and of course, techno.  

Do you feel it’s time to go off grid and escape society for a few days, but without having to sink-wash at truck stops or put yourself through the ordeal that is Dutch caravan culture? 

Fear not: Lowlands’ luxury campsite includes hot showers, hot tubs, and its own real, flushable toilets.

(If that’s not living the dream, we don’t know what is. 🤷‍♀️)

⭐ 2024 Headliners: Queens of the Stone Age, Goldband, and Skrillex
📅 Dates: August 16-18, 2024
📍 Location: Walibi, Biddinghuizen  


2. Milkshake Festival 

Milkshake is our favourite assault on the senses; it’s an explosion of rainbows, glitter bombs, pink, and pleather. 

This festival is a much-needed celebration of LGBTQ+ pride and body positivity, and the makers of Milkshake sure know how to party. 👀

With performance art, including drag acts, and music ranging from house, disco, pop, techno, R&B, and dance hall, this event is all about self-expression, sexual liberation, and being “open-minded”. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Scantily clad attendees wear whatever they want — stuff that makes Lady Gaga’s early 2010 meat dress look like formal wear — because they don’t give a rat’s ass, and we are here for it. 

⭐ 2024 Headliners: Sugababes, Trixie Mattel, Supertoys
📅 Dates: July 27 and 28, 2024
📍 Location: Westerpark, Amsterdam 


3. Loveland Festival 

Go big or go home: this Loveland festival is a mammoth techno and house music event that could only ever be fit for Sloterpark, Amsterdam’s biggest park that spans over 300 acres.

The event includes intricate lighting that will put your normal club’s meagre strobe lights to shame. ⚡️

Considering the techno genre is known for having few lyrics, there’s something sweet and universal about everyone wordlessly headbanging to drum-and-bass. 

Ironically, it might also be the most environmentally friendly festival option on this list.

For those green activists among you who really “love” the “land” (hah), rest assured that you won’t be trashing these holy grounds. 

That’s right, Loveland has gone sustainable with PET recycling.

This means there will be drink tokens, so you can keep refilling that solo cup over and over again and prevent waste. In other words, these people are saints, go support them. ♻️

⭐ 2024 Headliners: Dave Clarke, Eric Prydz, and Mind Against
📅 Dates: August 10 & 11, 2024
📍 Location: Sloterpark, Amsterdam 


4. Strafwerk Festival

Strafwerk is dedicated to playing not just house music, but deep house music.

In case you’re scratching your head wondering what the difference between these two genres is, deep house is played at fewer beats per minute, which means it’s slower, more emo, and arguably cooler *cough*. 

It also means you can dance more gently, swaying like a graceful, willowy reed in the wind — especially if you’re one of those people who, try as they might, can’t twerk to save their lives. 💁‍♀️

Even so, there are a good few aggressive techno numbers to jolt you awake if you start to feel a little too relaxed. 

⭐ 2024 Headliners: Paula Temple, Justin Tinderdate, and Easttown
📅 Dates: August 17, 2024
📍 Location: Havenpark, Amsterdam 


5. Mysteryland 

Are you longing for something trippy, psychedelic, terrifying, yet exhilarating? Mysteryland is a place where the basement of your subconscious can finally run free. 

And so can you, as you scurry around like a woodland creature among rivers, hills, and ponds that surround the outskirts of the Dutch capital. 😶‍🌫️ 

Good news is, you can don a giant horse mask during the chi gong ceremonies performed by day, and then re-wear it again as you watch 300 artists performing a wide variety of “trippy” electronics with LED lights, by night. 

They also have morning yoga on the campsite to unwind, and a “healing garden”, if you actually struggle to sleep at night after some of these “mysteries” unfold. 😵‍💫

⭐ 2024 Headliners: Artbat, Fedde le Grand, and Oliver Heldens
📅 Dates: August 30-September 1, 2024
📍 Location: Haarlemmermeer, just outside Amsterdam 


6. Pinkpop Festival

Wanna hear some good ol’ pop music? Hey, there’s no shame about it — and Pinkpop Festival is the place for it! It’s one of the most popular festivals in the Netherlands, so definitely worth checking out. 🤘

Held yearly in Landgraaf, in the south of the country, it attracts tens of thousands of attendees from across the globe. The lineup always features a diverse mix of acts from rock, pop, indie, and electronic music, so there’s something for everyone.

Renowned for hosting legendary acts like The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, and Metallica, Pinkpop has multiple big stages with simultaneous performances.

Wondering where you’re gonna stay? Well, Pinkpop offers not just a massive on-site campground (heaps of fun guaranteed!) but also more snazzy “GlamPink” huts.

⭐ 2024 Headliners: Ed Sheeran, Avril Lavigne, and Måneskin
📅 Dates: June 21-23, 2024
📍 Location: Landgraaf, Limburg 


7. Zwarte Cross 

Every year this four-day “spectacle” with motorbike stunts and theatrics garners a huge crowd of 220,000 strangers joined together by their mutual love of performance and music. 

Want to feel like you’re being serenaded by a soothing cabaret singer in a smokey jazz lounge one minute, and then bombarded by electrifying rock and roll guitars the next? 🎸 Zwarte Cross has everything.

There are about 150 different bands and 1,000 theatre acts, which are all a breath of fresh air compared to the usual repetitive club music you’re used to hearing. 

You can also take the opportunity to immerse yourself in all things Dutch with full force — some of the best Dutch artists will be playing their most famous sing-alongs. 🇳🇱

⭐ 2024 Headliners: Armin van Buuren, Douwe Bob, and Ilse de Lange
📅 Dates: July 18-21, 2024
📍 Location: De Schans, Lichtenvoorde


8. TIJDMASJIEN Festival 

Let’s turn back time like Cher wanted. This festival’s name literally translates to Time Machine Festival.

Why? Because you’ll be plunging into all those dangerously catchy and infinitely lip sync-able hits from the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, and 10s.

Ugh, we were totes born in the wrong decade. 💅

We’re talking about guilty pleasures, including ABBA’s main bops, the Macarena, and the relentless Everybody Dance Now tune. 

TIJDMASJIEN gives you the chance to hear them play with hyped-up friends, youths and old-timers alike, drunkenly bellowing the lyrics beside you — which, of course, we all know by heart — without an ounce of shame for one blissful night. 🕺

⭐ 2024 Headliners: yet to be announced
📅 Dates: September 14, 2024
📍 Location: Thuishaven, Amsterdam 


9. Amsterdam Dance Event 

This is a five-day event that will leave you feeling like you’ve been abducted by aliens — in the best way.

You’ll be submerged, from head to toe, in a wide spectrum of electronic music that leaves your ears ringing, heart racing, and strobe lights oozing out of every pore. 😮 

Spread across the city of Amsterdam in 200 different locations, this ADE event isn’t limited to music. There will be films, exhibitions, documentaries, DJ showcases, and even masterclass demonstrations. 🎛

Any aspiring SoundCloud rappers should definitely get their butts over there to learn more about experimenting with electronic musical gear in the privacy of their homes.

⭐ 2024 Headliners: Afrojack, Martin Garrix, and Timbaland
📅 Dates: October 16-20, 2024
📍 Location: a range of music venues across Amsterdam, including Melkweg, Ziggo Dome, and NDSM


Which one of these Dutch summer music festivals is your jam? Let us know in the comments below!

4% of homes in the Netherlands now cost more than €1 million

In 2023, it was reported that a whopping 197,000 homes cost more than €1 million to buy in the Netherlands — around one in 25 of all homes in the country.

According to the figures from data collector Calcasa, the number of “million homes” has quadrupled since 2019.

The culprit? A significant increase in housing prices from 2020 to 2022 (disappointed, but not surprised).

READ MORE | Why is there a housing shortage in the Netherlands? The Dutch housing crisis explained

During this period, housing prices rose by up to 20%, gradually increasing the number of multi-million-euro homes in the Netherlands.

Million-euro cities and neighbourhoods

It probably comes as even less of a surprise when I tell you that Amsterdam has the most million homes in the country (around 20,000 homes), followed by The Hague, Rotterdam, and Utrecht.

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But unlike 10 years ago, million-euro homes are now spread throughout the country instead of just in the Randstad.

The municipality of Bloemendaal has the highest percentage of million-euro homes compared to all houses in the municipality, with more than half of the properties costing €1+ million to buy.

And the most expensive street in the country? That’s the Konijnenlaan in Wassenaar, where the average cost of a house is €3.1 million. 😅

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This neighbourhood is now the most expensive in the Netherlands

For years, the most expensive neighbourhood in the Netherlands was in Wassenaar — but not anymore. As housing prices are skyrocketing country-wide, a new neighbourhood has taken the crown. 👑

And it is — *drumroll please* — the Diepenbrockbuurt in Amsterdam-Zuid.

Welkom to the Diepenbrockbuurt 💸

As Het Parool writes, the mainly pre-war houses in the Diepenbrockbuurt, which spreads on either side of the Zuider Amstelkanaal, have become more valuable in the past year.

On average, a home in this neighbourhood now costs a whopping €2.67 million.

READ MORE | Where to live in Amsterdam: the 2024 neighbourhood guide

As one lady told De Telegraaf in a TikTok interview, she bought her house in the Diepenbrockbuurt for 450,000 Guilders (around €230,000). Today, it’s worth €1.5 million.

Now that’s a good investment. 👇

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And the most expensive street?

Although the Diepenbrockbuurt is the most expensive neighbourhood in the Netherlands, the country’s most expensive street is the Konijnenlaan in Wassenaar.

Here, the average house had a value of €3.1 million in 2023. 😳

READ MORE | 4% of homes in the Netherlands now cost more than €1 million

That being said, the five streets with the most multimillion-dollar homes are all in Amsterdam:

  • The Keizersgracht (600 homes),
  • The Prinsengracht (almost 500),
  • the Valeriusstraat (more than 350),
  • the Herengracht (more than 300) and
  • the Johannes Verhulststraat.

Do you think these high prices are justified? Share your thoughts in the comments.