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Mr Poops and Mrs Born Naked: the story behind strange Dutch surnames

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Roll call: Mr Poepjes (Little Poops), Mrs Naaktgeboren (Born Naked), Mr Muis (Mouse), and Ms Gekkehuis (madhouse).

No, this isn’t a children’s picture book. These are very real Dutch surnames. So how exactly did our Dutch friends end up with them?

For most of the Middle Ages, the Dutch got by just fine without last names, according to Dr Bloothooft of Utrecht University.

You were Jan, son of Pieter. Anna by the mill. Willem from the dike. In small towns, everyone always knew who you were and where you lived.

It wasn’t until 1811 that last names became mandatory.

Enter Napoleon

When Napoleon Bonaparte took the Netherlands into the French Empire, he ordered all Dutch people to come up with a fixed last name.

It is impossible to draft soldiers or collect taxes from 15 Jans, all sons of Pieters, living in one village.

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When Napoleon invaded the Netherlands, he didn’t just bring soldiers. He brought paperwork. Suddenly, people who had gone their entire lives without a last name were told they needed one. Immediately. Permanently. For official documents. The kind of name that would end up on passports. Most assumed the French wouldn’t be around long. So they treated it like a joke. Two hundred years later, those jokes are still printed on Dutch passports. Before 1811, most people in the Netherlands didn’t use fixed surnames. Identity was local and practical. You were Jan, son of Pieter. Willem from the dike. Anna by the mill. In small towns and villages, that was more than enough. Everyone knew who you were, where you lived, and who your family was. There was no reason for a permanent family name when your entire world fit within walking distance. Society functioned perfectly fine this way. Records were local. Taxes were local. Land was local. If you never moved and no one around you shared your exact situation, a last name was unnecessary. That changed when Napoleon absorbed the Netherlands into the French Empire. The French state ran on bureaucracy. Censuses. Conscription lists. Tax rolls. You cannot efficiently draft soldiers or collect taxes if half the population is named “Jan, whose dad was Pieter.” So in 1811, the government ordered everyone to register a permanent surname. One name. Written down. Forever. Many Dutch citizens complied… sarcastically. Some registered as Naaktgeboren, meaning “born naked.” Others chose Zondervan, literally “without a surname.” There were families who went with Poepjes, and yes, it means exactly what you think. Names like Rotmensen, Piest, and De Grootste were calmly entered into official records. Napoleon eventually fell. The French left. The names did not. They’re still inherited today. Still legal. Still appearing on résumés, mailboxes, and international passports. All because an emperor wanted order, and an entire country responded with humor. History is full of grand strategies. This one came with punchlines.

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As Napoleon conquered Holland and Friesland, village nicknames became last names and legal obligations.

What the Dutch took as a joke (that explains the surname Piest) passed through the generations for centuries and is now visible on passports, licenses, and birth certificates.

Five ways to create a Dutch last name

For those who took the task seriously, surnames generally fell into five categories, each one a little snapshot of who someone was at the time.

  • Where you came from: De Vries (the Frisian), Van Asten (from Asten)
  • Where you lived: Van Dijk (from the dike), Van ‘t Klooster (from the monastery)
  • What you did: Bakker (baker), De Jager (the hunter)
  • Who your family was: Jansen (son of Jan), Sikkema
  • What you looked like: De Lange (the tall one), Rood (red)

The catch, as Dr Bloothooft notes, is that what was true for the original bearer didn’t have to apply to their descendants.

Jan Bakker may well have baked bread. But his great-great-grandson is a software developer in Amsterdam.

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Dutchman tried to use ChatGPT to argue for €50,000 extra in court (and it kind of worked)

After he was fired in 2024, a Dutchman consulted ChatGPT to figure out what he was owed. The crazy part? He did walk away with some extra compensation. 

The OpenAI chatbot apparently advised the man that he was entitled to both a transition payment and a whopping €50,000 on top of that. 

While he may not have been repaid the full amount he demanded, the court agreed that some compensation was due, and that the company was blameworthy. 

What happened? 

According to RTL Nieuws, the man was working as a buyer for a company that furnishes dental and veterinary practices. When the company was restructured in 2024, his role was altered. 

This did not go down well. Unhappy with the changes, the man attempted to argue with his employer. In the end, his objections led the company to fire him. 

READ MORE | Man who worked three jobs at the same time must return salary, Dutch court rules

Here’s where things got even stickier: the company took him to court after they were unable to agree on a severance payment amount. This is where the dismissal officially took place. 

ChatGPT to the rescue? 

But this wasn’t the end of things. The man protested the terms of his dismissal further and demanded more compensation. 

Apparently, his calculations were fairly easy to make: all he had to do was ask an AI chatbot. 

ChatGPT told the gentleman that based on his situation, he was owed an additional €50,000 on top of the transition payment compensation. 

READ MORE | Losing your job in the Netherlands: what you should know (and the next steps)

The Utrecht subdistrict court agreed, in part. They found that the employer’s conduct leading to the dismissal was seriously blameworthy, and that billijke vergoeding (fair compensation) was in order. 

It was also agreed that the man was entitled to the transitievergoeding (statutory transition payment), as required by Dutch law, where employers must pay when terminating a contract.

Not €50,000, but something

However, the €50,000 amount in fair compensation that ChatGPT was helping him claim was rejected. 

Because the ChatGPT calculations could not be explained, the judge argued, it’s unreasonable to use the chatbot’s arguments as evidence and justification. 

Instead, the man was rewarded €5,000 for the conduct of his old employer, and €6,400 in transition payment.

Lesson learned: AI does not make the best lawyer.

What do you think of this court case? Let us know in the comments! 

The best prepaid SIMs for internationals and tourists in the Netherlands

Prepaid SIMs offer affordability and a no-strings-attached approach to their data bundles, making them an excellent choice for internationals in the Netherlands.

With year-long contractual commitments and the steep prices of some SIM-only packages, getting a mobile data connection can be an utter headache for tourists and new residents in the Netherlands.

However, there’s a ray of light in the darkness: prepaid SIM cards. ✨

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First things first: What are prepaid SIMs?

Prepaid SIMs are physical or digital SIM cards that enable you to pay upfront for all the data, call minutes, and texts you use.

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Whether you’re a heavy data user or just want to make a call now and then, prepaid offers you the most flexibility with packages. Image: Freepik

These SIMs are pay-as-you-go, making them perfect for tourists, temporary residents, and commitment-phobes, as no pesky, year-long contracts are required.

Best prepaid SIMs in the Netherlands

Ready to sample your own prepaid plan? We’ve tested the best and found the most wallet-friendly, feature-packed prepaid SIMs on the Dutch market! 👇


Simyo: Most affordable prepaid SIM

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Offering the most affordable prepaid SIMs on our list at just €5, Simyo punches well above its weight in terms of features.

You’ll benefit from unlimited calling, texting, AND data at your fingertips — all with access to KPN’s blazing-fast network (for a fraction of the price!).


Lebara: Best prepaid SIM for internationals

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With super-low calling/texting costs for 44 countries in their handy ‘All in International’ bundle, it’s no coincidence that Lebara is one of the most popular prepaid SIMs on offer at Dutch airports.

Even better? With plans like their 3+1 bundle, you can even get one month of data completely free!


KPN: Best prepaid SIM for blazing-fast internet speeds

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Boasting one of the Netherlands’ fastest and most extensive mobile networks, KPN is a true heavyweight when it comes to feature-packed prepaid bundles.

Whilst this is one of the more costly providers on our list, their wide range of monthly or daily data packages and ultra-reliable network more than justify the price.


Lyca: Best prepaid SIM for cheap international calls

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With their super-affordable international calling rates, Lyca makes it easy to chat with friends and family across Europe — and beyond.

Best of all? Whether you’re ringing folks in Germany, India, or all the way in Nigeria, you’ll also enjoy speedy and reliable 5G coverage in the Netherlands.


Vodafone: Best prepaid SIM for unlimited data

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If you’re looking to surf the web, play your favourite Spotify tunes, and maybe stream a show or two, Vodafone’s handy unlimited data bundles are right up your alley.

Despite their validity ranging from a single day to one week, they’re a stellar prepaid option for data-hungry travellers who don’t want unnecessary contracts or commitments.


Odido: Best prepaid SIM for utter flexibility

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Whether you’re keen on an unlimited data bundle or want the best of both worlds with calling minutes and messages too, the sky’s the limit with Odido’s range of flexible packages.

In addition to being valid throughout the EU, they offer “combi bundles” at various price points — ensuring you never overpay for the data you want.


Prepaid vs. SIM-only: What’s the difference?

Prepaid refers to mobile credit that a customer can buy and generally involves a monthly terminable SIM plan. Most prepaid credit comes in the form of call minutes, a set number of messages, and/or mobile data.

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Great news for data lovers: many prepaid providers offer unlimited data packages! Image: Depositphotos

SIM-only, on the other hand, involves signing up for a mobile subscription. In most cases, this will lock you into a contract for a year or two — though certain providers still offer a monthly terminable option (for an added fee!).

READ MORE | The best SIM-only plans in the Netherlands: the ultimate guide

For users who’ll be spending a limited time in the Netherlands (or who don’t want to sign off on a year-long subscription without testing the product first), prepaid SIMs offer more flexibility.


With affordable prices and the option to cancel your subscription monthly, prepaid SIMs are one of the best choices for internationals in the Netherlands.

Have you ever used a prepaid SIM plan in the Netherlands or abroad? Tell us all about your experiences in the comments below!


Prepaid SIM cards in the Netherlands: Frequently asked questions

With a lot of information and options to wade through, it’s only natural that you’d have a few questions. 🕵🏻‍♀️

How can I get a prepaid SIM in the Netherlands?

Can I get a Dutch SIM without a mobile plan?

What’s the cheapest Dutch prepaid SIM card?

Do Dutch mobile data providers offer prepaid SIM cards?

Can I buy a SIM card in the supermarket in the Netherlands?

Pass the inburgering (integration) speaking exam easily with this simple method

Ah, the long-feared Dutch inburgering speaking exam: what a test!

Many internationals have stepped nervously into DUO’s exam halls, ready to speak their best Dutch in an attempt to eventually get their inburgering diploma. 

The spreken examen (speaking exam) is often named one of the hardest exams for internationals because, unlike with reading, listening, or writing, there’s almost no chance to edit your work. 

Instead, you need to be able to speak in full, flowing sentences off the top of your head. 

But what exactly happens in the Dutch integration speaking exam? And how can you best prepare? Throw those nerves out the window, jongen: here’s what you need to know (and all the tips to succeed!). 

What to expect for the inburgering speaking exam

While you might think that the speaking exam means walking into an interrogation room where you’re demanded to speak Dutch while they swing a bright fluorescent light into your eyes, the reality is far less dramatic. 

For both the A2 and the B1 inburgering levels, the speaking exam takes place on a computer. 

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The exam will take place in a more relaxing environment than you’d think! Image: Magnific

As of March 2025, the inbrugering speaking exam has changed for those taking it at an A2 level. Instead of answering a mix of oral and multiple-choice questions, the exam is purely oral.

For A2, you will need to answer 16 questions in a maximum of 35 minutes, and your responses will be recorded on the computer. You will have to respond to four videos, four one-picture tasks, four two-picture tasks, and four three-picture tasks.

For B1, you will have about 30 minutes to answer eight short speaking assessments (maximum 20 seconds) and eight medium (30 seconds) speaking assessments.

READ MORE | Here’s how to smash the Dutch integration exam, stress-free

For example, at an A2 level, the video might say “Nederlands is mijn moedertaal. Ik spreek ook Engels, Duits, en een beetje Spaans. Wat is jouw moedertaal en spreek je ook andere talen?” (Dutch is my mother tongue. I also speak English, German, and a bit of Spanish. What is your native language and which languages do you speak?”)

You will then have a chance to record an answer to the question, for example: “Ik spreek Engels en ik leer Nederlands.” (I speak English, and I am learning Dutch).

How to prepare for the Dutch integration speaking exam

Confused and stressed about where to start preparing for the inburgering speaking exam? Well, all hail bitterballen because there’s a light at the end of the tunnel: InburgeringOnline. 

This entirely online, self-paced platform has made a name for itself by offering affordable preparation courses that can take you from A0 (that’s literally zero Dutch) to A2 or B1 in a flash. 

All learning takes place in InburgeringOnline’s custom-built online learning environment. You’ll begin with vocabulary, learn the necessary grammar, learn what to expect in the exam, and practise replica exam questions. 

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Image: InburgeringOnline

The content is tailored to help you not only speak and understand the Dutch language but also pass the inburgering exams efficiently. 

Psst! Need to pass the writing, listening, and reading parts of the inburgering exam too? This course will teach you everything you need in one place.  

Even better? A subscription is far cheaper than paying for a Dutch course, and no extra books or courses are needed. 

What makes InburgeringOnline different?

Alright, let’s get real here. Taking a Dutch course lets you speak with a teacher and other students. However, you also have limited contact hours, very specific dates and times, and must do the whole course on the school’s schedule. 

Plus, did you not quite understand something the first time around? Get ready to pay for an extra review lesson (and those don’t come cheap!).

At InburgeringOnline, you choose when to study. Want to bang out the A2 course in two weeks? No problem! Prefer to take two years? That’s your choice too!

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You’ll be able to find a course that suits your needs and preferences with InburgeringOnline. Image: Depositphotos

And if something isn’t just clicking, forget that pricey review lesson: just go back to that learning module and refresh your learning. 

Even better, the A2 and B1 courses will teach you exactly how the examiner will review your speaking exam. That means you can tailor your learning to maximise your score and pass it on the first go. 

And if you’re not sure what a great answer looks like? Just check out the sample answers. There are two for every single practice question, so you can compare your answers and adjust where necessary.

Finally, and perhaps best of all, you’re never alone. If you’re struggling and need some help, just beam the Dutch flag in the night sky, and InburgeringOnline’s qualified teachers will come to the rescue with personal advice. 

Tips to pass the inburgering speaking exam

Alright, so you’re ready to take on the inburgering speaking exam? Then you’ll need some hot tips. 

  • Simpler is always better. For A2, you need to demonstrate basic grammar and vocabulary. Instead of saying, “I prefer dogs because they are ridiculously friendly; however, they can lick too much.” Instead, a simple “I like dogs because they are friendly” is a perfect answer. 
  • Take a moment to compose your sentence(s) in your head before pressing record. 
  • Study for the writing and speaking exams at the same time — they require very similar skills. 
  • Take multiple practice exams in a test environment (phone off, no distractions, with a time limit). 
  • Use ChatGPT to check your answers using the prompt: “Is my Dutch correct? “[insert the Dutch sentence here]”
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ChatGPT can check and correct your Dutch for you. Image: ChatGPT

Now that you’re fully armed with the knowledge and tips you need, it’s time to stop procrastinating (yes, we’re watching you). 

Sign up for InburgeringOnline below and tick “Pass the inburgering exam” off your to-do list!

Eindhoven says yes to ASML campus expansion: workforce set to double

The Eindhoven municipal council has given its final approval for ASML to expand. The “ASML Campus” could be the biggest industrial growth plan the Netherlands has seen in years.

According to Omroep Brabant, Eindhoven’s municipal council cast their votes on Tuesday evening.

While 35 councillors voted in favour of changing Eindhoven’s zoning plan, a measly six voted against.

As the final bureaucratic hurdle for the chip equipment manufacturer’s expansion, the vote also approved plans to reroute nearby roads to accommodate the new campus.

For the handful of landowners who have refused to sell their plots to the municipality, the council has now authorised legal proceedings to force a sale.

All roads lead to ASML

ASML, the largest supplier of photolithography machines in the world, is currently headquartered in Veldhoven, the neighbouring municipality of Eindhoven.

The company now wants to establish a second major base on the Brainport Industries Campus (BIC), close to Eindhoven Airport, to build new cleanrooms and office space there.

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The campus is set to be huge. Image: Nudus/Supplied

The timeline is tight. ASML wants construction to begin as early as this month. The first building on the campus plans to welcome 5,000 employees by early 2028.

Eventually, around 20,000 ASML employees are expected to work from the Eindhoven campus. This would double the company’s current workforce in the region.

Growth comes at a cost

Expansion needs land ownership. That can be a problem.

Six of the nine landowners the municipality needs land from have already sold up.

One of them was the owner of the “lonely house,” a detached home sitting in the middle of the planned campus site, for which the municipality paid over €1 million.

The house will later be demolished.

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All in favour of a futuristic workplace? Image: Nudus/Supplied

A family member of the owner of the “lonely house” reached out to Omroep Brabant through LinkedIn.

“As a private owner, you quickly find yourself sidelined. The communication feels impersonal, bureaucratic, and under noticeable pressure,” they write. 

Other landowners in the area have also voiced similar frustrations. Yet, the council has now authorised the municipality to pursue forced expropriation through the courts.

Not everyone on the council is happy

Socialistische Partij (Socialist Party) councillor Jannie Visscher explained her opposing vote bluntly.

“A positive ASML decision will lead to unprecedented growth in our region. The SP doesn’t want this to be at the expense of current residents,” she tells Omroep Brabant.

The VVD (the centre-right party) was sceptical, but ultimately voted in favour of ASML’s expansion. Councillor Ceciel van Bergeijk cited the economic stakes as too important to vote otherwise.

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Smart, personal, and secure: Why you should start banking with ING

Thanks to their straightforward sign-up process, practical money-management tools, and focus on customer support, ING offers a banking experience that many people find convenient and easy to get started with.

Moving to the Netherlands involves adapting to a whole new banking system, where most people value debit over cash or credit.

If you’ve just arrived in the Netherlands or you’re switching banks, finding the right bank can feel overwhelming. But here’s the good news: ING takes the hassle out of banking with a smart, secure platform designed for modern life.

(And, yes — they speak English!)

Opening an ING account is quick and easy

ING lets you open an account directly from their cheery, orange banking app.

The online application guides you through each step, asking for the essentials without drowning you in paperwork or expecting you to drop in for an in-person appointment.

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In addition to a quick and seamless sign-up process in-app, ING lets you handle your daily payments straight from their handy mobile app or online banking portal. Image: ING/Supplied

Once you’ve submitted your application, ING typically reviews it the same day. If everything checks out, you’ll receive your debit card and login details in the post shortly after approval.

What you need before you open an account

Before you rush off to create an account, it’s important to make sure you’ve got all the documents you need.

Let’s quickly run through what these are:

  • A valid form of ID (this can be your national ID card, passport, or residence permit),
  • Your BSN (also known as your burgerservicenummer or citizen service number),
  • Your TIN (also known as your Tax Identification Number),
  • Some proof of address (such as your rental agreement), and
  • Your residence permit, if you’re outside of the EU.

In addition to these, ING may ask you for documents proving your ties to the Netherlands.

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If you work for a Dutch company, you may need to provide a copy of your employment contract. Image: ING/Supplied

Geen stress, because this is quite simple — sometimes you’ll also need your Dutch employment contract or proof of enrollment at a Dutch university.

Once you’ve got your documents in order, the actual application is smooth sailing.

Smart features help you manage your money effectively

Where ING really shines is in their banking features, which help you actually understand where your money goes.

Because let’s face it, “Where did all my euros vanish off to?” is a question we’ve all asked ourselves at least once (usually after discovering the damage from a night out in Amsterdam).

With expense tracking, ING’s handy app breaks down your spending by category. You can see how much you’re spending on groceries per month, or how much you’ve spent on public transport in a month.

And if you want future insights into your finances, you needn’t get out a crystal ball. ING’s Kijk Vooruit (Look Ahead) feature predicts upcoming expenses by analysing trends in your spending. Handig!

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Whether you’ve got an upcoming rent payment or your regular delivery of groceries, Kijk Vooruit will give you a handy overview of your future expenses. Image: ING/Supplied

Saving is also simplified, thanks to Rond af & Spaar (Round up & Save). Each payment you make is automatically rounded up, with the difference deposited in your savings account.

You’ll get expert guidance (with a personal touch!)

One of our favourite aspects of banking with ING is their free financial coaching. Yes, you read that right — their Insight Conversations for customers, which give you access to financial guidance, are free.

Customers can book a one-on-one session (online or in person) with financial experts who’ll help you navigate everything from budgeting to saving for major life goals.

Whether you’re trying to get your spending under control, planning to take out a mortgage, or trying to boost your savings, these conversations can be genuinely helpful.

Tailored to your personal financial situation, you’ll walk away with new insights, rather than generic tips.

Help is always accessible, thanks to English-language support

For internationals living in the Netherlands, having access to financial support in a language you can understand is crucial.

There’s nothing worse than trying to wrap your brain around the finer details of investing, only to be hit with complex Dutch terms like “beleggingsportefeuille” (investment portfolio).

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Whether you’re looking for financial coaching or just a breakdown of Dutch investment terms, ING’s customer service is truly top-notch. Image: ING/Supplied

We’ve found that ING understands this well, and their customer service is available in English — whether you’re calling, chatting online, or visiting a branch.

You’ll enjoy secure banking you can trust worldwide

When it comes to finances, security and reliability are important considerations.

As an international financial institution, ING operates within a broad global network and applies established safeguards and security measures to help protect customer accounts.

For customers who might move countries again in the future, knowing that you can open an account with a trusted banking service really takes a weight off your shoulders.

This article was sponsored by ING and written by DutchReview.

Have you banked with ING before? Share your experience in the comments below!

The dairy dilemma: lactose intolerance in the Netherlands

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Being lactose intolerant in the Netherlands is, for lack of a better word, immoral. It is a crime against culture and completely socially unacceptable. So, if you’re afflicted, it can seem plain impossible!

Well at least it seems so at first.

I recently moved to the Netherlands with my mind filled with idealistic images. I saw myself frolicking through tulip fields in clogs, cycling past windmills and sailing through cosy canals.

But something was lurking in the corners of my Dutch life fantasies. Something creamy. Something that sprinkles perfectly over pasta. Something that can be matched perfectly with a nice bottle of red wine.

That something was cheese.

The Cheese Challenge

Dutch people are, in general, very proud people. They are proud of their culture, proud of their great artists, proud of their language and proud of their cheese. As they should be!

Dutch people also like to ‘say it how it is’. You can trust a Dutch person to be straightforward and let you know when something irritates them.

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Mmm, looks delicious. But your stomach won’t be thanking you for it. Image: Unsplash

To that end, I learnt quite quickly that lactose intolerance irritates people. A lot.

To understand the Dutch inability to accept lactose intolerance, you have to be aware that Dutch people have one of the lowest lactose intolerance rates in the world.

Just 0.14% of the nation has a biologically bad relationship with the primary ingredient of the nation’s favourite food. Dutch people live and breathe dairy, and many believe it is the cause of their claim to fame as the tallest people in the world.

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A dairy way of life

Dairy is not just a food group in The Netherlands — it is a way of life. Dutch people love the stuff. Every kitchen I have entered in this country has a cheese cutter alongside the knives and forks.

Grown men in offices wearing suits slurp glasses of milk with their lunch, and the cheese aisle in the supermarket might as well be a store of its own.

How can you possibly try and integrate into a country where you are biologically incapable of the most fundamental lifestyle element of all? How can you possibly live dairy-free in a land of milk-sipping giants?

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Upon arrival to the Netherlands, you might find yourself wondering… why the cheese? Image: Unsplash

Dairy is the way to a Dutch person’s heart, and without the digestive capacity to bond over a nice piece of gouda, my love life is certainly suffering.

I have attempted to find Dutch culinary alternatives, but it is not quite as romantic to flirt while cramming raw herring into your mouth…

Is there a way out?

But fellow lactose-intolerantees bound for the Netherlands, do not fear!

There is one big benefit to your dairy-free dilemma. It is the perfect excuse to skip one of the most ridiculous meals you’ll see in the Netherlands.

READ MORE | Veganism in the Netherlands: here’s why it’s achievable

Most of the world knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but from watching my housemates start the day with chocolate sprinkles on toast, I think the lowlands missed the ‘breakfast of champions’ memo. 🏆

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Dessert snack or… breakfast? The Dutch love to get those confused. Image: Amin/Wikimedia Commons/CC 4.0

I’m not joking. Fully grown adults do this here. It’s completely normal and called hagelslag. It looks like the kind of snack you would serve at a children’s party where I’m from, but hey — I’m lactose intolerant, so it’s not my problem.

Have you experienced these problems being lactose-free in the Netherlands? Tell us in a comment below! 👇

Your Odido router may have been sharing personal data with a foreign AI firm: here’s what to know

Do you have an Odido router in your home? There’s a reason it’s so affordable. The Dutch network operator has allegedly been sharing detailed information about your home network with a foreign AI firm.

While working on a project for MIT, an ethical hacker in the Netherlands made an accidental discovery.

Sipke Mellema learned that his Odido (formerly T-Mobile) router had been forwarding data about the devices in his home to Lifemote, an AI-based home Wi-Fi solution for Internet Service Providers.

A Telegraaf report later confirmed the pentester’s (penetration tester) findings, adding that Odido had failed to disclose its side gig to customers in its privacy policy.

What information is leaving your home

How bad is the damage, you ask?

Odido routers were reportedly transmitting the names and MAC addresses of every device on your home network. A MAC address is a unique code that every device carries, and you can think of it as a digital fingerprint.

In addition to the name of the device, the kind that reads “Kriti’s iPhone” or “Bedroom TV,” it paints a precise picture of what is in your home and where you are connected.

Is it just me, or did #odido omit certain things from this leak disclosure email? Left: the email detailing what was or wasn't leaked (in Dutch) Right: haveibeenpwned entry taking information from their official disclosure, which contradicts it.

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— Adam Hay (@antireality.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM

The router was also sending the names and identifiers of nearby wifi networks, including personal hotspots.

As if that’s not bad enough, it also forwarded general statistics about your data usage.

Mellema notes wryly in his post, “I’m glad the router’s security is so poor. At least then I can see what it’s doing.”

What Odido says

Odido has not publicly commented on Mellema’s findings or the Telegraaf’s exposé.

The internet provider for more than six million households in the Netherlands simply deferred journalists to its privacy policy.

Dating back to September 2025, Odido’s privacy statement explicitly mentions the collection of modem data.

The privacy statement further explains why Odido must process personal data. Aside from the purpose of delivering the internet, it vaguely cites “legitimate interest” and “legal obligation.”

However, there is no disclosure that this information is passed to third-party companies outside of the Netherlands, like Lifemote.

Not an isolated incident

This isn’t the first time Odido’s approach to customer information has drawn scrutiny.

The provider has previously been fined for sharing customer traffic records with Statistics Netherlands (Centraal Bureau voor de Statistiek) for algorithm development without obtaining proper consent.

Last month, the company was hacked, and when Odido refused to pay the ransom, the personal data of millions of customers was floating about on the dark web.

As of now, Odido’s software appears to have been updated, based on Mellema’s own observation that transmissions to Lifemote completely stopped after his post gained traction.

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Want to rent in Amsterdam? You’d better cough up an €8,600 deposit first

It seems the rental horror stories from the Randstad just keep getting worse: an overview from !Woon reports that security deposits go as high as €8,600. 

In 2025, tenants reported unfair deposits, cameras in the home, exorbitant housing prices, rental scams, and rat problems unaddressed by landlords in Amsterdam. 

The !Woon foundation, which, according to their website, “informs, advises and supports residents”, found that a majority of reports filed with them concerned security deposits. 

Not only are many ridiculously high, but nightmare tales from renters show that refunds are seemingly no longer standard practice, according to Het Parool.

Ah, the magic of Amsterdam. 

Sky-high deposits and rents

It seems landlording in Randstad is only constrained by one’s audacity. 

For instance, 17 square meters? To some, that’s a shoebox. To an Amsterdam landlord with the power of imagination, though? That’s €1,850 in rent, reports !Woon. 

It’s certainly not news that prices have been steadily climbing for years (as reports from the Dutch Bureau of Statistics tell us). 

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As more and more rental properties disappear from the market, however, landlords are throwing caution to the wind in the form of deposit requests as well. 

Even when deposits are high, refunds are not a given — withholding them seems to now be part of the “business model” of landlording, reports Het Parool.

The Good Landlordship Act

The Good Landlordship Act (Wet goed verhuurderschap) was introduced to keep landlords from engaging in indefensible rental practices in Amsterdam. 

In conjunction with the Affordable Rent Act (Wet betaalbare huur), which puts a ceiling on rental prices, these laws intend to contain the massively unfair rental practices running rampant through the Randstad. 

According to !Woon, however, many reports show that landlords are circumventing, or in some cases, flat-out ignoring the laws, particularly in Amsterdam. More than 90% of reports came from this area. 

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In the case of the Affordable Rent Act, which functions on a points-based system to help landlords ethically set their rental prices, this is plainly visible. 

For example, in one instance, a landlord whose property was listed at a point-score of 163 (equivalent to a rent of  €1,032) was charging  €1,900 in rent, reports Het Parool. 

When the problem was flagged, the landlord promptly took the property off the rental market, citing personal reasons. 

What’s the solution?

The !Woon foundation suggests amending the existing Acts. 

The Good Landlordship Act, for instance, doesn’t specifically address failure to refund deposits as a punishable violation on the part of the landlord. Essentially, there is no incentive for the landlord to comply. 

A potential solution, therefore, could be to make this violation subject to fines from the Gemeente. Seems only fair, right?

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In general, though, the two acts are seen as recent wins for renters and generally good attempts to regulate the madness of this rental market. 

Unfortunately, Amsterdam landlords will try anything they can to get around them. The best bet is to make the legislation airtight. 

Have you experienced landlord troubles in Amsterdam? Let us know in the comments! 

Dutchman sentenced to prison for trying to fake his own death

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Financial issues can pile up, and sometimes it feels like the only way out is to die. A man from Almelo had just that thought and faked his own death to avoid the financial burden.

But helaas, authorities caught on to his ploy. Even though it included posing as a funeral director and a forged Spanish birth certificate.

According to NOS, the Zutphen court sentenced him to 120 days, of which 103 were conditional. The judge described what unfolded as “serious,” noting death threats he made to municipal workers.

Dead on paper

Here’s how the 31-year-old set out to wipe his identity from the Dutch public records.

The first step involved turning up at the municipality of Enschede in the guise of an uitvaartondernemer (funeral director) to file a death report for himself.

It didn’t hold up for long.

Cross-checks at the local crematorium showed no record of anyone by that name ever arriving. This raised eyebrows.

The scheme fell through when he returned to pick up the death certificate. Staff had his photo on file and recognised him immediately.

Then he tried to become a Spaniard

Determined to get a fresh start, the man attempted to register with the municipality of Zwolle under a Spanish name.

The paperwork had problems.

The birth certificate from Spain was drawn up in Dutch, and the notarial declaration cited a law firm nobody could find.

Most importantly, for someone whose parents were supposedly Spanish, the municipality workers found it suspicious that his Dutch was flawless.

He also made a number of threats

Alongside the identity fraud, the Almelo local made a number of threats.

In one incident, he posed as his own social worker and threatened municipal workers that “his client” intended to shoot all staff with a machine gun.

He also told a neighbour in Doetinchem that he would open a gas valve at his home. The following day, he carried through on the threat and then rang the emergency services himself.

Responders found no danger of an explosion.

The sentence took into account a psychological finding of a serious personality disorder. He’s required to undergo treatment as a condition of release.

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