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11 of the funniest headlines from Dutch parody newspaper De Speld

Lea Shamaa 🇺🇸🇱🇧
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11 of the funniest headlines from Dutch parody newspaper De Speld

You would be forgiven for thinking that some headlines are pure satire — when they’re real. 

Well, that’s not the case here. Today, we’re bringing you some of the most hilarious headlines straight out of De Speld — the Dutch version of The Onion. 

De Speld is just like your regular ol’ Dutch newspaper, but the only difference is that none of its headlines are actually true.

It covers all the hot happenings in the Netherlands while simultaneously poking fun at Dutch people and culture. 

While their headlines are originally in Dutch, they’re easy to understand. Plus, what’s a better way to learn Dutch than to laugh all along the way? 🤔

1. Throwing shade at Dutch public transport and their (non-existent) punctuality

Translation: “NS strike starts today 15 minutes later than planned”

Over the years, the Dutch railway company NS has organised multiple strikes that affected commuters all around the lowlands.

But, in the classic De Speld spirit, this also gives them the chance to poke fun at the railway company’s imperfections — the trains are so often behind schedule, not even the strikes can begin on time.

2. How to overcome your e-smoking addiction

Translation: “Joe (15) has started smoking cigarettes to get rid of his vape addiction”

It’s common practice for smokers to switch over to electric cigarettes or vape pens to get over their smoking addiction, but who says it can’t work the other way around? Not De Speld!

And, of course, while De Speld’s headlines aren’t exactly true, there’s some truth to this joke. The smoking rate among Dutch youth has been increasing since the pandemic. 

Smoking prevalence went up from 4.5% to 5.2% among teenagers in the Netherlands during the partial lockdown, possibly due to increases in stress levels and less access to leisure activities.

3. Winter sports completely changed this little Dutch girl’s life

Translation: “Sara (8) skied after the wrong father and now she lives in Deventer.” 

The Dutch love going on winter sports getaways — especially if it involves going down a mountain at breakneck speeds. 🏔️

Unfortunately, from the back, all those people in ski jackets and trousers look rather the same. Poor Sarah — we hope she’s enjoying her new family.

Either way, this sounds like every child’s nightmare. Though we don’t know what the worst part is, it’s either losing your family or having to live in Deventer. 😭

4. Don’t want to deal with Schiphol’s long lines? Here’s an alternative way to travel! 

Translation: “Woman who climbed on bottlenose dolphin hoped to reach her holiday destination faster”

Remember when a random Dutch lady thought it was a good idea to climb on the back of a beached dolphin? 

Well, this had many people wondering what she was actually trying to do that hot summer day — and we think De Speld cracked that case wide open. 

With so many trips getting cancelled at Schiphol over the summer, it’s no surprise that people sought alternative transportation to get to their holiday destinations. 

5. The government finally agrees on a deal with Dutch farmers regarding the nitrogen crisis

Translation: “Farmers propose a compromise: all proposals off the table and we’ll do exactly what we want”

In 2022, as a result of the Dutch cabinet’s plans to reduce nitrogen emissions, farmers were left with the task of making significant changes on their farms. If not, their businesses were bound to suffer. 

READ MORE | The easy guide to the Dutch nitrogen crisis, farmers’ protests, and more

So, as you can expect, farmers weren’t too happy about this and took their anger to the streets of the Netherlands by setting fire to manure and hay bales and blocking highways. 🚜

But as everyone knows, the Dutch farmers were really glad to come to terms with the cabinet’s plans, so long as they could continue to do things as they please. And, for people who are basically in charge of the country’s agriculture, we’ll let it slide. 😬

6. Railway workers get inspired by Dutch farmers’ protests for their strike

Translation: “Angry NS employees block highway”

As you now know, people in the Netherlands are used to experiencing strikes by both farmers and NS employees. 

Who knows? Maybe they were secretly competing to get the most attention from the public eye. 

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #26: Complain about the NS

In classic fashion, De Speld mustered up a news story that would put NS employees in the spotlight. Though, as farmers are notorious for blocking highways with their trucks, the NS staff would probably have a much harder time fitting their preferred transport on the roads. 🚂

7. Dutch boomers know how to get to young people’s weak spots 

Translation: “Boomers get back at young people with ‘ok loner'”

Statistics Netherlands showed that four in ten Dutch people over the age of 15 felt lonely in 2021. 🤯

Upon hearing about this, boomers have managed to find a way to get back at the younger generation for their lack of traditional values… and friendships. Ouch! 🫢

8. The energy crisis is causing loads of problems for Dutch innovation

Translation: “Chances of good ideas are nil in the near future after a call to take a shorter shower”

Energy prices in the Netherlands — as well as in the rest of the world — have sharply risen over the past few years. 

As a result, the Dutch government called upon the country’s residents to take five-minute showers. What about our hair mask routines? 😭

Of course, there’s a great issue at hand: taking shorter showers also means having less time to come up with groundbreaking shower thoughts.

Perhaps the Dutch Water Board should take this up with the innovation department, as it poses a big threat to Dutch progress, according to De Speld. 😉 

9. Dutch Christmas dinners and spiritual offerings? 

Translation: “A religious element during Christmas: family offers half a turkey roulade to the rubbish bin”

Sorry to burst your biblical bubble, but a recent study proves that there are more non-believers than religious people in the Netherlands.  

But the Dutch, like many other non-religious people, celebrate Christmas, Easter, and other holidays with religious roots.

Though this De Speld headline is clearly fake since it goes against the Dutch approach towards sustainability and, well, saving money. Throwing away half a turkey? The Dutch know better. 🦃

10. Dutch companies find fun new ways to attract workers from home back to the office  

Translation: “Special snort garden should attract homeworkers from the Zuidas back to the office”

Working from home has become increasingly common in the Netherlands since the pandemic. 

READ MORE | Working from home in the Netherlands: the complete guide

The Dutch House of Representatives even passed a legislative proposal in 2022 which allowed workers in the Netherlands to work from home at their own discretion.

So, De Speld imagines what Dutch companies might do to attract workers back to the public workspace: snort gardens for the cocaine-heads of Zuid, so all the hard-working businessmen can keep up those energy and productivity levels, of course! 🙈

11. Dutch directness takes new toll as household energy bills go up 

Translation: “Johan proposes to split the energy bill on the first date”

Any international who’s lived in the Netherlands can agree on one thing when it comes to the Dutch: they are the most direct and will not waste time beating around the bush.

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And in this economy, well, we guess that Johan is just getting a jump on things — running that oven for a romantic dinner won’t pay for itself! 

Thanks, De Speld, for putting all these wonderful scenarios in our heads and highlighting some of the most hilarious parts of the Netherlands. 

Which headline from De Speld was your favourite? Tell us in the comments below!

What the frick is a frikandel?

Sarah O'Leary 🇮🇪
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What the frick is a frikandel?

The frikandel is perhaps the most contentious of Dutch foods. It’s both widely loved and widely hated, but what the frick is it?

Even the history of the frikandel is controversial. Some argue that it was invented in Dordrecht in 1954 by Gerrit De Vries. De Vries’ frikandel was essentially a meatball — but long and cylindrical.

However, others claim it was invented in Deurne in 1958 by a man called Jan Bekkers, who would later coin the appetising word frikandel.

Regardless of who created the frikandel, the legacy lives on, and it has become a staple in Dutch cuisine, whether we like it or not. 

So what is a frikandel?

The frikandel is a go-to snack in the Netherlands. Its natural habitat is typically a snackbar, like the nicely heated Febo vending machines or in the “to-go” section of a supermarket. 

You could describe the frikandel as a long, cylindrical attempt at a meat stick. It’s classically encountered on its own or dressed up as a frikandelbroodje or a frikandel speciaal. 

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #32: Eat a lot of very questionable snack food

A frikandelbroodje is like a sausage roll with a bit of curry sauce in the pastry, and a frikandel speciaal is a bread roll with onions and curry sauce (We guess the onions make it special?)

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A beloved Dutch delicacy. Image: Depositphotos

This Dutch snack has a notorious reputation. That’s understandable, given that as soon as you ask the simple question, “What is it?” people already struggle to find the answer. Here are just a few reasons why some hesitate to take a bite. 👀

What’s in a frikandel? 

The frikandel is essentially a long, skinless sausage or “a cylindrical, chewy, skinless, dark-coloured, sausage-like meat product” … delicious?! However, this doesn’t mean it consists purely of one specific meat. Indeed, you could say the frikandel is a hybrid meat product.

What meat you’re eating is never certain. All we can say is that it’s probably a bit of everything: the usual combination is pork, chicken, and beef, with chicken making up the highest proportion. 

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What do you think: delicious of repulsive? Or both? Image: Depositphotos

Many are understandably put off by claims that some manufacturers include horse meat and cow udders in the combination.🤢

However, apparently, horse meat is simply too expensive for the frikandel (what that means for the cow udders, though, is uncertain.) This has led to many people shunning the poor frikandel. 

To add to the ambiguity, the meat used is mechanically separated meat (MSM), otherwise known as “white slime” — delicious. The creation of MSM involves the grinding up of carcasses from which most of the meat has already been removed.

So really, you could describe the frikandel as the Frankenstein of sausages.

READ MORE | What the frick?! The Netherlands is going through frikandel shortage

Luckily, if you’re craving a frikandel, you don’t have to subject yourself to the white slime! Recent years have seen the addition of vegetarian and vegan frikandel to the market. They’re typically made of soy protein and grains, and they taste just the same!

A Dutch treasure (whether they like it or not)

Any attempt to describe the frikandel in full sounds quite unappetizing, so for now, let us just talk about how much of a Dutch treasure this snack has proven to be. 

When asked, our readers responded with a variety of emotions toward this sausage. Whether you agree that the frikandel should be shunned or bowed to, its presence is undeniably popular in the Netherlands.

READ MORE | The Kapsalon: a simple dish with a multicultural twist

Statistics show that the Dutch hold frikandellen close to their heart, eating over 600 million per year. That means the average Dutchie is downing 35 frikandellen every 12 months. 

I would like to clarify that my annual average was one back in 2018, and it has been less than one ever since. However, some colleagues have admitted that they may have managed to consume the annual average over long, boozy weekends in their youth.

The stats don’t lie, so even if the frikandel hasn’t infiltrated your taste buds, it has certainly infiltrated Dutch society. It’s even found in pop culture references; just check out this song! 

Interesting toppings and variants of the frikandel

There have been many interesting attempts to alter the standard frikandel — either with toppings or by altering the frikandel’s composition altogether.

Some pairings were simply never going to work, such as the chocolate frikandel, the orange frikandel, and the beer frikandel. But some arose victorious from the lab. 

Apple sauce

One reason why we are personally at odds with the frikandel is the fact that people think apple sauce (or appelmoes, as you Dutchies call it) is an acceptable addition.

While we could certainly dedicate an entire article to ranting about this, there are further offences that need to be discussed. 

The Loempidel 

For example, one can enjoy the loempidel, a mix between a frikandel and a loempia. A loempia is an Indonesian version of the Chinese spring roll. It’s larger and filled with more meat (no wonder the Dutch love it!)

In this case, the frikandel is wrapped in loempia pastry and filled with a sweet sauce.

The frikandel XXL

If you simply can’t get enough of the frikandel, do not fret. The frikandel XXL may be perfect for you. Weighing in at 250g per serving, you certainly won’t go hungry. The only issue you may face is finding a sufficiently long broodje to go with it. 

Pesto frikandel 

If you’re a bit of a food snob and would never allow the frikandel speciaal in all its brightly coloured curry-sauced oniony-ness to pass your lips, then the pesto frikandel may be more to your liking.

This fancy number swaps out the curry sauce and onion for pesto mayonnaise with pine nuts and Parmesan cheese. The frikandel is not only sustainable but can also be suitably gentrified. 

And whatever this is…

A Dutch sport: Frikandel eating contest

Many elements of Dutch culture confuse us, but the one cultural phenomenon that has both disgusted and amazed us is that of the frikandel eating contest. 

Competitors sit at a long table, shoulder to shoulder, and shove frikandelen into their mouths. It’s a serious sport (they have cheerleaders and all!), and while you may grimace throughout, you can understand why the endeavour attracts such an audience.

READ MORE | The Dutch food dream: 13 unmissable dishes in the Netherlands

Sjonnie Noordeinde from Delft holds the record for the most frikandellen eaten in an hour. He ate a staggering 47 of them in one hour!

If this seems like a relatively low number to you, we suggest you head out and try one. That rubbery, chewy texture doesn’t go down so quickly.

Check out the video above. Even if you don’t find the idea strangely entertaining, watch it for educational purposes. It’s quite an anthropological study.

Oh, the frikandel, we don’t know how to feel about it. What do you think? Let us know in the comments below.

What happens during Christmas in the Netherlands? A guide to the winter holidays

Amanda Steck
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What happens during Christmas in the Netherlands? A guide to the winter holidays

The holidays are upon us! It’s bijna (almost) Christmas. So, here’s your survival guide to celebrating winter holidays in the Netherlands.

You may be new to the Lowlands and feeling a bit confused about all the celebrations that people are chatting about. Some are about to happen, some have already happened, and we think it’s high time to test your knowledge on Christmas in the Netherlands.

How does Christmas begin?

To me, it all starts with Sint Maarten at the beginning of November.

You might have run into a crowd of grubby children holding paper lamps, walking along the streets, knocking on doors, and demanding candy while singing, “11 November is de dag, dat mijn lichtje, dat mijn lichtje branden mag” (11 November is the day that my light, that my light may shine bright).

But no, Halloween has little to do with it.

Sint Maarten in the Netherlands

Sint Maarten is celebrated mostly in the southern Catholic provinces of the Netherlands, such as Limburg, and those adjacent to Germany.

This day commemorates Saint Martin of Tours, who was a bishop from Gaul (modern-day France).

While Martin of Tours was a soldier in the Roman army, he performed a famous act of charity that quickly became the most-repeated story of his life.

Back in 340 AD, as Martin approached the city gates of Amiens, he met a beggar dressed in rags.

Impulsively, Martin cut his military cloak in half and gave one piece to the man (the other half belonged to the Roman Empire).

That night, Martin dreamt of Jesus wearing the donated cloth and saying to the angels, “Martin, who is still but a catechumen, clothed me with this robe.”

Fast-forward to now, on the night of Sint Maarten, little children walk together holding lamps and giving away fruit and candy to remember the generosity of Sint Maarten.

Sinterklaas in the Netherlands

Roughly a week after Sint Maarten, on the first Saturday after November 11, another famous saint, Saint Nicholas (better known as Sinterklaas), makes his grand entrance into the Netherlands.

He arrives from Spain on a steamboat full of presents and mandarins.

I still don’t understand why the Sint decided the Iberian Peninsula would be “home” if he is supposed to be a Turkish bishop.

But I guess, like many Dutch citizens, he thought Spain was a great place to retire.

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Sinterklaas is a huge cultural figure in the Netherlands. Image: Depositphotos

Anyhoo, after great anticipation (from the children), Saint Nicholas is welcomed with a parade.

News outlets closely follow his arrival and city visits, during which he is accompanied by his controversial helpers, the Pieten. They deliver presents, mandarins, and spice cookies, while also spying on children and pulling pranks every chance they get.

I don’t think there is another country that takes make-believe to such a high level.

READ MORE | Zwarte Piet: the full guide to the Netherlands’ most controversial tradition

There is even a TV programme dedicated to the daily activities of Sinterklaas, so everyone can participate in the collective fantasy.

At my daughter’s school, Rommel (messy) and “disco” Piet made a visit. As we arrived at school one morning, all the lights were off, dance music was blasting, chairs were upside down, and everything was out of place.

The kids get super into it, expecting little treats at all times, leaving their shoes by the window every night, and blaming all kinds of happenings (like missing things) on Piet.

All these shenanigans take place during the three weeks between November 15 and December 5.

Pakjesavond in the Netherlands

Pakjesavond (evening of presents) is celebrated on December 5.

A loud thump is heard outside the door, and when you open it, a big burlap bag appears. Surprise, surprise! It’s full of presents. 🎁

Families gather to eat spice cookies, drink hot chocolate, and open presents. Some families also dedicate Sinterklaas poems to each other, making (harmless) jokes about one another’s qualities.

Christmas decorations in the Netherlands

Please be aware that no Christmas tree or other Christmas decorations are “allowed” to be set up until after Sinterklaas has left, that is, after December 5.

Some people take this very seriously. It is considered rude, disrespectful, and impolite to even dare think of Christmas until all the Sinterklaas craziness is over.

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Better not to put up your tree too early, tempting as it is. Image: Pixabay

Only by December 6 does the whole country finally start preparing for Christmas and the New Year.

But if you thought Christmas Eve was a thing, you would be wrong. December 24 is still a normal day for the Dutch. For most companies, it is still a regular working day.

If you are Catholic, the traditional mass will take place, but other than that, NOTHING happens on the 24th.

Christmas Day in the Netherlands

Christmas is on December 25, but the Dutch refer to this as the First Day of Christmas. This is the day when families gather, have dinner together, and exchange presents.

There is, however, no turkey, no fruitcake, or any complicated dish.

Practical as they are, Dutchies traditionally eat something they call gourmetten, which might leave you puzzled.

READ MORE | Gourmetten: A ‘gezellige’ evening of classic Dutch dining

It is a “make your own dinner” kind of meal in which they take out their electric raclette plank and share a meal of grilled meat, cheese, veggies, and assorted sauces. That’s it.

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Ok, but it looks delicious, right? Image: Abuzer van Leeuwan/Supplied

If you really want a turkey, you can order it in advance from your local butcher.

Second Christmas in the Netherlands

Then comes the Second day of Christmas in the Netherlands, which is on December 26.

This is when you normally spend time with the other side of the family, but it strikes me as weird that they still think it is Christmas because, to me, Boxing Day is when you just chill at home.

If you are Mexican, eat recalentado (warmed-up leftovers from Christmas Eve) and maybe try to score some sales.

I mean, by then, Jesus (if you are a believer) had already been born for two days! You don’t celebrate someone’s birthday two days after the actual event, do you?

But I guess this is just another facet of the Dutch ability to compromise, to polder, to try and avoid the ultimate yearly conflict every family has to face: “With whom do we spend Christmas this year?” 🎄

New Year’s Eve in the Netherlands

After Christmas comes a week of calm and peace.

You can visit museums, stay at home, and rejoice in the fact that darkness is slowly going away and days are starting to get longer while you wait for the New Year — that moment when everyone rushes to make a subscription at the gym and start fresh and clean.

READ MORE | New Year’s Eve in the Netherlands: traditions in Amsterdam and beyond

As for celebrating, there are some parties, mostly at hotels, and other events, but you need to make a reservation in advance, unlike other countries, where you would just go out clubbing to drink away the old year and start anew. 🍾

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Dutchies are pros when it comes to fireworks! Image: Depositphotos

In years past, the Dutch bought loads of fireworks, as it was the only day of the year when people could burst their own fireworks.

As for traditional food, you shouldn’t miss oliebollen, a fried ball of dough, best eaten warm, sometimes with raisins or other fillings, sprinkled with powdered sugar.

You will see street stands for oliebollen that pop up pretty much everywhere. You can find them at bakeries, and you can even try to make them at home with the ready-made dough that exists for that very purpose.

After all the celebrations, it will be January and a brand new year. 🥳

Which Dutch traditions have you adopted, and which ones have you imported from your country? Tell us in the comments!

5 personality traits that the Brits could learn from the Dutch

Emma Brown
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5 personality traits that the Brits could learn from the Dutch

What could the Dutchies possibly have to teach the Brits? We’d never generalise, but the stereotypes (on both sides) do come from somewhere.

We Brits can all learn a thing or two from other nationalities — they just do things differently (and sometimes better). Here are five traits that we should learn from the Dutch.

Rest assured, no British egos were harmed in the making of this article. However, a cheeky (much-needed) humbling is definitely on the menu.

TIP: If you want to know what the Dutch could learn from the Brits, we’ve already covered that, especially for those Brits who were already fuming when they started reading this article. 😉

1. Be straight with people

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Instead of faking our way through a distasteful meal, we could be a tiny bit more honest. Image: Pexels

The debate continues on whether or not the Dutch forwardness is considered “rude,” but in reality, sometimes you need to be direct. The Brits, however, tend to skirt around the issue at hand.

Say someone asks you if you like the dinner they made for you. “It’s gorgeous,” you say, while really you think it tastes horrible. You don’t have to be rude about it, but saying something like “thanks, but it’s not to my taste” wouldn’t go amiss.

Outright lying to be polite just means that you’re going to have that same dinner served to you over and over, and every time you’re going to have to wriggle your way out of eating it again.

READ MORE | Dutch directness: 5 questions you’ll get in the Netherlands (and how to answer them)

It might not be the most practical, but honesty really is the best policy.

What if your boss asks you if you can work on your day off? “Sure,” Brits would say, when really they mean “No,” out of the fear of sounding difficult (I don’t do this, I promise).

Your boss would rather you were honest than spend the whole day miserable because it was too difficult to work that day. If you don’t ask, you don’t get.

You get the idea, and I guarantee that if we borrowed some more straight talk from the Dutch, we could avoid half of these awkward situations.

2. Be more stingy

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One thing the Dutch do right: keeping their wallets full! Image: Pixabay

Sometimes we Brits think that spending over €100 on a night out is money well spent. We think that getting a takeaway for the third time in a week is worth it if it means we don’t have to cook (yes, we’re a nation of takeaway lovers).

But being a bit stingy won’t do us any harm, would it?

I know for sure that impulses can take over sometimes, and we may neglect our finances. But do you really need that notepad with a picture of a kitten on it that you’ll never use? Can you really afford to pay for your friend’s meal? Or are you just being overly polite again?

READ MORE | 7 reasons the Dutch don’t do debt

There is a reason they call splitting the bill “going Dutch,” and maybe we should do it a little more often.

We get too worked up about what people think of us. By “going Dutch” on the bill, everything is fair and equal.

3. Tone down the “sorry’s”

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Even when we’re not the ones in the wrong, ‘sorry’ is still part of our vocabulary. Image: Depositphotos

There’s nothing wrong with being polite, and the word “sorry” can be one of the most polite words that you can say. Unless you’re British, of course, then you say that word for almost anything.

I mean, we say sorry when someone else walks into us or even when we sneeze! What on earth is that all about?

It’s used so much that it’s essentially a filler word if you feel awkward and don’t know what else to say. The issue with this is that the word starts to lose its true meaning, and as a result, it can seem insincere.

There’s been some discussion about whether the Dutch say sorry enough, but the Brits go overboard. Sometimes, I struggle to work out if we really do mean we are sorry.

Maybe we should go more Dutch and only say it when it strictly needs to be said.

4. Chill out

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The Dutch have figured out how to have a good work/life balance, leaving time for fun and less stress. Image: Freepik

Us Brits can get so stressed! Juggling a million things at once, not saying no to anything (in fear of offending someone), and just generally not relaxing.

We would all be much happier if we took a little time for ourselves. The Brits work longer hours than the Dutch, and it would be great if that culture would change; maybe then we would get our work-life balance in order and be happier overall.

We already know that Dutch children, and the population in general, are much happier than most of Europe. Why? Less fretting and more quality time.

It does help that the Netherlands has so many cycle routes. I actually get more sun here than back in the UK (shocking, I know). Let’s practice niksen or gezelligheid, take a chill pill and try to stop ourselves from burning out. 🤗

5. Less Dutch courage, more actual courage

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If we had a little more confidence, we might find socialising a little easier. Image: Freepik

A lot of us get impostor syndrome every now and again. The second we get pushed back, the Brits tend to feel insecure (remember, we’re an awkward bunch).

As a result, we let those negative thoughts win and use alcohol as a helping hand.

Even when we write a resume, we worry that selling ourselves makes us “stuck up.” If we forget someone’s name, we even try to avoid asking, so we are awkwardly trying to skirt around needing to say the person’s name.

In short, we are just awkward and insecure sometimes. After all, we do tend to have a glass of wine or two (maybe even the bottle) and call that a bit of “Dutch courage.” Why’s that?

Throughout history, we wanted the Dutch’s confidence! It would be great if we could do it with a little less alcohol. 🍺

So there you have it, a highly stereotypical, slightly dramatic overview of how the Brits could benefit from the Dutch way. You know it’s true, though.

What else do you think the Brits could learn from the Dutch? Let us know what you think the Dutch could learn from the Brits down below. 

13 things living in Amsterdam has taught me

Federica Marconi
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13 things living in Amsterdam has taught me

Living abroad teaches you lessons, and Amsterdam hands you a test before you’ve even found a place to live. 

This city doesn’t come with instructions, just a steep learning curve, a stubborn attitude, and more personality than should be legal. 

It’s unpredictable, occasionally absurd, and somehow still impossible not to love.

Here are 13 things I’ve learned while living in Amsterdam. 👇

1. If it has a roof, it will leak

Amsterdam’s buildings are charming, but did you know they also have surprise indoor water features? 

Imagine this: it’s a rainy evening after work, you’re finally enjoying what you think is a quiet night on the couch, halfway through your favourite show, when your boyfriend says,  “We don’t own a fountain, do we?” 👀

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Amsterdam rooftops: gorgeous in photos, leaking in real life. Image: Depositphotos

Suddenly, you’re deploying salad bowls like sandbags while your neighbour battles the rain with a broom on the roof.

READ MORE | 11 things that can go wrong in your Dutch house

Living here teaches quick thinking, and that a pretty home doesn’t always mean a waterproof one. 🌊

2. Shared housing teaches you more than therapy ever could

Sure, this could happen anywhere in the Netherlands, but Amsterdam takes it to reality-TV levels. 

Maybe it’s the housing crisis or the fact that rent costs more than your degree, but something about this city turns shared living into an endurance test.

One day you move in, the next, your roommate’s mum (who also lives with you, apparently) is collecting your shower hair and serving it to you on a plate. 🍽️ 

Forget therapy. THIS is where you truly study human nature. It’s character-building… or soul-crushing. 😬

3. If you can navigate a maze of sand, you can navigate anything

Amsterdam trains your reflexes better than any boot camp. 👀

A simple grocery run turns into an obstacle course — dodging cranes, sidestepping sandpits, and squeezing past six bakfietsen.

Trams vanish, buses reappear three blocks over, and sand in your shoes becomes your new keepsake.

But eventually, you adjust. You learn the streets by heart and master detours like no app on your phone ever could. You can troubleshoot, adapt, think outside the box — add that to your CV.  💪

4. You should fear fatbikes

Endless construction might build your sense of orientation, but the real test is the 14-year-old on a fat bike who nearly flattens you, and then has the nerve to call you clumsy (if they’re being polite). 

These kids ride like traffic laws are vague ideas, and the sidewalk is their personal highway. Nearly 100 people learned what happens when you get in their way in one week.

Forget ClassPass, weaving around them is a full-body workout (cardio included) and an unexpected lesson in urban survival.

You’ll walk away with nerves of steel, unshakable instincts, and no fear of anything… not even death by handlebar. 🧘‍♀️

5. You’re not as scared of tetanus as you thought 

Swimming in an Amsterdam canal sounds like a terrible idea, until your Dutch friend dares you on King’s Day and the orange chaos makes it feel like a rite of passage. 

One shout of “Oranje boven!” later, you’re marinating in mystery soup: beer cans, questionable bubbles, a guy peeing off a bridge, and rats minding their business.

It’s gross, ridiculous, and weirdly empowering — your immune system is in overdrive. Even tetanus took one look and said, nah. 🦠

6. Your social life is at the mercy of a booking system

You think, “We’ll just grab dinner somewhere.’’ Adorable. In Amsterdam, every trendy restaurant is booked till July.

And the ones that don’t take reservations? You’ll be queueing like it’s a Taylor Swift concert, except no one’s singing, and you’re just hoping to score a pistachio cruffin.

This city hones your planning skills fast: if you want to eat, you need an agenda, a backup plan, and possibly divine intervention.

Spontaneity is cute, but in Amsterdam, strategy gets you fed. 💁‍♀️

7. Kalverstraat and Leidsplein are where hope goes to die

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Walking in Kalverstraat tests your patience, wallet, and will to live. Image: Depositphotos

They lured you in when you were a lost tourist, still figuring out the city, thinking a stroll through Kalverstraat counted as cultural immersion. No judgement, we’ve all been there. 😌

Then you moved in and realised that those streets are just neon signs, sugar bombs, and a mild sense of existential dread.

Leidsplein? Only tolerable if there’s a concert — and even then, proceed with caution.

You learn fast: real Amsterdam lives elsewhere. Peace begins one street over, where locals sip oat lattes and roll their eyes at anyone still stuck in the waffle vortex.

8. One man’s trash is your new sofa

This city trains your eye. Blink, and you’ll miss a vintage armchair lounging next to three broken bikes.

Yesterday’s garbage? Today’s chic sofa. In Oud-Zuid, the curb is a showroom: velvet couches, designer lamps, a coffee table that whispers trust fund.

READ MORE | Furnishing your house in the Netherlands: the ultimate guide

Soon you’re judging your friends’ interiors like, “Ugh, retail?’’ Because in Amsterdam, taste isn’t bought — It’s recycled two streets over on a collection day. 💅

9. You are paying hipster prices for basic human needs

Living in Amsterdam teaches you that basic needs like bread and coffee can become a fashionable, minimalistic experience.

You walk in craving something simple and end up in what looks like a Scandinavian concept store. The menu is barely readable, except for the prices, which practically scream.

At first, €5.20 for a coffee with milk and €7 for sourdough feels outrageous, especially from a painfully angular chair.

Next, you’re chatting with the barista about vanilla bean notes and calling it all aesthetic. ☕

10. Date too many people, and this city will haunt you

This city might be international, but the dating scene? Tiny.

You go on a date, it fizzles, maybe you ghost… It’s a classic scenario. Then you hit a bar and boom: they’re there, on a date with someone else, staring right into your soul. 

A bottle of rosé later, you’re wishing them good luck while casually plotting your escape… through the restaurant window (yes, that’s actually happened). 🫠

READ MORE  |  Finding love in the Netherlands: 5 ways to meet your very own ‘shatje’

It doesn’t take long to grasp: social circles here are tight. Shame? Honestly, it’s not even part of the vocabulary anymore.

You learn to embrace the awkwardness and always scan the room before you sit down.

11. You can master the art of saying what you mean

Maybe you arrived in the city saying “sorry” and “please,” all soft-voiced and overly polite. But a few years in Amsterdam has changed you.

When a friend suggests a techno night, you tell them, “I’m saving my heartbeat for something with melody.”

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Make a Dutch friend and suddenly you’ve got lifelong honesty insurance. Image: Depositphotos

And if you get invited out on a Sunday, but your soul’s craving incense and a quiet evening with your book, you simply say so.

No drama, no guilt. Just the Amsterdam way: honest and unapologetically direct. 😌

12. You will get randomly stopped, and it’s never boring

Walking in Amsterdam is rarely just walking. It’s an experience.

You might be on your way to meet a friend when a woman stops you mid-step to say she loves your hair. And just like that, your day is made. ✨

Slowly, you learn the art of complimenting strangers, too — maybe it’s a jacket, maybe an exceptionally handsome dog. 

Of course, it’s not all warm and fuzzy; this is Amsterdam, after all. Don’t be surprised if the compliments come with a side of unsolicited life advice (usually about your biking technique).

13. When the sun goes down, Amsterdam glows up

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Amsterdam sunsets always hit like a feeling you weren’t ready for. Image: Depositphotos

One thing you figure out in this wonderful stad is that no matter how often you tell yourself this is the last one, you’ll never get tired of Amsterdam at sunset.

You swear off canal photos (again), but then golden hour hits the grachten just right, and suddenly you’ve taken 47 pics with no regrets. 📸

“Just one more’’ becomes a mantra. Spoiler: it never is.

Some lessons never stick. But you’re happily failing whenever it comes to this one.

From murky canal swims to near-death bike rides, this city throws you into a crash course in resilience, unexpected confidence, and the fine art of brutal honesty.

And at some point, without even noticing, you realise: you don’t just live in Amsterdam — you’ve become part of it. 🧡

Got your own stories or lessons? Share them below, because in Amsterdam, everyone’s got at least one. 💬

Always an expat, never a local: an international’s attempt to integrate into Dutch life

Shaakira Vania
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Always an expat, never a local: an international’s attempt to integrate into Dutch life

I’m a South African living in Amsterdam. Here’s why I’m still waiting to feel like a Dutch local.

When I first moved here, I was having a conversation with a fellow international.

As we made our way through the small-talk checklist, such as “Where are you from?” and “What do you do?”, a favourite conversation starter came up: “How long have you been here for?”

“Over two years now,” said my new acquaintance, Alex. “I am from the United States,” she added.

“Whoa, you’re basically a local!” I joked.

Well, the joke is on me because I’ve lived in the Netherlands for years now, and I certainly do not feel like a local. Here are a few reasons why.

I’m a perpetual student of the language

I’m a language lover, and I’ve been an ardent student of the Dutch language — or at least I was. At some point, I fell off the horse.

Of course, I’ve tried to get back on the paard (horse), but every time I muster the courage to order a koffie in Dutch or ask for the rekening (bill) at a restaurant, alas, they catch the not-so-Dutch accent on me and reply in English.

So like, what even is the point? 😕

I’m still trying, but admittedly, I lost some motivation halfway through my stay here, especially when trying to understand past tense vs present perfect tense, amongst other mind-boggling rules of the Dutch language.

READ MORE | 7 ways to learn Dutch fast and easy: our best tips to learn Nederlands in life

So, for now, I’m happy with my charming mix of English and Dutch when going about this tiny land of tall people.

I’m still learning the cuisine

There’s more to the Netherlands than just cheese, milk, and bread, okay? It doesn’t stop at stroopwafels, kaassoufflés (or is it kaassoufflen?) and bitterballen either.

There are so many other local foods, like zuikerbrood (sugar bread), eierkoeken (egg cake), and mustard soup, that I’m still trying to get my taste buds acquainted with. 🍲

READ MORE | These are 7 Dutch foods you need to try before you die

I still remember my first time hearing the word “Lekkerbek,” which seems to be some sort of fish dish — all in all, let’s just say my list of foods keeps getting extended.

I should really learn the national anthem

Is there any greater sense of national pride than singing the national anthem with your fellow countrymen?

READ MORE | The history of the Dutch national anthem: the Wilhelmus

Well, I don’t know the anthem (yet), but I’m not Dutch (yet) either, so I’ll have to keep you posted on this one. 🎤

I need to have more local friends

It’s no secret that the Dutch, who are generally quite a friendly bunch, are reluctant to open their closely-knit friend groups from preschool, primary school, and high school for a good ol’ international, like myself.

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As an international in the Netherlands, I need to make more Dutch friends. Image: freepik

Don’t get me wrong. I do have Dutch friends, but I wouldn’t consider myself 100% a part of a Dutch friend group.

READ MORE | Moving to the Netherlands: all you need to know

I befriend a lot of internationals, and we make spontaneous plans for coffees, walks, and dinners — whilst my door is always open to new friends, no matter their culture, the Dutch seem to remain somewhat unwilling to enter. 🗣

I should know the local… things

The things… the things! 🤔 You know, those little cultural nuances that really just come when you live in the country long enough. Things like:

  • When should I give three cheek kisses?
  • What cake do I bring on my birthday?
  • What sort of weather can I expect this time of year (or does it just change annually?)
  • When does the tax year start/end? 
  • When exactly will the sun appear and then disappear?

READ MORE | 9 things no one tells you about living in the Netherlands for the first time

So, I’m not a local — I’m not! But nearly three years later, I sort of love being an international. I love the traits that come with my own nationality and those I get to adopt here in the Netherlands.

Do you feel like a local in the Netherlands? Tell us why, or why not, in the comments below!

That time a Dutch tourist accidentally became a celebrity in Georgia

Lina Leskovec
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That time a Dutch tourist accidentally became a celebrity in Georgia

If you’re dreaming of fame, you might not need to try too hard. Put down your guitar and cancel those acting lessons; sometimes all it takes is a plane ticket to Georgia. 

At least that’s what it took for Jesper Black when he wanted to visit some friends in the beautiful Caucasus country in 2016. 

What appeared to be a simple visit became a road to celebrity — at least in Georgia. 

How did this happen?

What more could a tourist want than some beautiful landscapes, good food, and really (really!) good wine? 

The Georgian National Tourism Administration asked themselves the same thing about 10 years ago when they realised their tourism numbers weren’t exactly where they wanted them to be. 

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Tbilisi is looking pretty charming if you ask us. image: Dreamstime

Even though Georgia has all of the above to offer (and more), there weren’t that many people visiting the country. 

So the administration did what anyone would: they planned an unforgettable welcome for their six-millionth tourist. 

How? They partnered up with a film-production company to create a video documenting a very extravagant welcome. 

All that was left for them to do was to stake out the airport in Tbilisi and count passengers exiting a newly arrived plane. 

They hit the number six million, and voilá, a Dutchman was about to truly enjoy what it means to be in the right place at the right time. 

Who is Jesper Zwart? 

The Dutchman in question was Jesper Zwart. 

Originally from Groningen, but also having lived in Barcelona for a bit, Jesper worked at a call centre.

Like many of us, Jesper dreamt of travelling as the colder, darker months of the year approached the Netherlands, but he took it to the next level. 

Every so often, he booked a couple weeks off work in order to travel: around Europe, to Asia, to South America, anywhere. 

In 2016, he decided to visit some friends in Georgia on one of his many trips. 

What was waiting for Jesper in Georgia?

Being presented with a bottle of wine at passport control is a bit unusual, but perhaps Jesper attributed this to exceptional Georgian hospitality.

Things definitely got weird, however, when he exited the gate and found a chaffeur with his name on a sign waiting for him. Jesper was taken to a limo and presented with an envelope that read: “You’re very special to us. Prepare for a surprise. – Georgia.”

If strange men taking you away in limos and cryptic messages signed by states sound scary to you, you’re not alone. I’d be pissing myself. Not Jesper, though. He seemed quite excited about the whole thing.

READ MORE | That time there was a Georgian uprising on Texel during WWII

His excitement grew when he saw that the limo was accompanied by a police escort and his passport photo projected on billboards around the capital with the ominous caption “he has arrived.” 

It’s safe to say Georgia was fortunate Jesper was the lucky number six million. His spirits remained high in spite of his passport picture being projected for all of Tbilisi to see. 

But Georgia’s publicity stunt didn’t end there. The limo stopped at a red carpet leading to the fancy restaurant Funicular, where he was welcomed by none other than the Prime Minister of Georgia at the time, Giorgi Kvirikashvili. 

To make the welcome truly grand, the whole country participated in Jesper’s welcome. Every Georgian could vote online for which dishes should be included in the dinner the Dutchman was about to have with the prime minister. 

The food wasn’t just accompanied by famous Georgian wine but also performances of traditional dance and music.

Jesper saw the best of what Georgia had to offer by the end of the night, and he was impressed.

How “Jesper Black” came to be

And he wasn’t alone. The video documenting his experience went viral and made him somewhat of a celebrity in Georgia. 

The tourism campaign was so well produced that the video even won Silver and Bronze Lions at the Cannes International Festival of Creativity.  

Jesper seized his newfound fame with both hands. Since his last name, Zwart, was confusing to some people (as many of us can probably relate), he changed it to Black. 

And so, call centre employee from Groningen, Jesper Zwart, was gone, and Jesper Black was ready to take Georgia by storm.

Jesper didn’t really speak the language yet, and he was a pretty bad dancer (by his own admission). So naturally, he began by going on Georgian Dancing with the Stars. 

The experience was a bit of a fail, but that didn’t curb his enthusiasm for Georgia, and he ended up staying.

Georgia became his home for the next two years — all as a result of him stepping out of that plane at the exact right time. 

Maybe he helped an old lady with her bags, maybe he let a few people pass him in the aisle because they were in a hurry. Whatever lucky coincidence brought Jesper to Georgia, it didn’t keep him there forever. 

Where is Jesper Black now? 

After a few years, he realised he was too restless to stay in one place. It was time to leave, although with fond memories. 

He is back to travelling and living in all kinds of different places, currently in Barcelona again.

He did leave the celebrity life behind him, though. These days, Jesper fills his days with photography and retweeting Joe Rogan. 

What’s your craziest travel experience? Let us know in the comments! 

Study finds that international students offer many benefits for Dutch students (sorry, Wilders)

Kriti Swarup
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Study finds that international students offer many benefits for Dutch students (sorry, Wilders)

A new study finds that the influx of international students to universities in the Netherlands brings, aside from a lot of money, a lot of benefits for their Dutch peers. 

Namely: love, marriage, travel, a competitive edge, openness, and tolerance. 

The large-scale study will soon be published in the American Economic Journal, where economist Stanislav Avdeev studied first-year bachelor’s students between 1988 and 2019.

Specifically, he looked at how they fared over time. According to Trouw, this is the first study that has been able to clearly show the long-term social impact of internationalisation on students in the Netherlands. 

The benefits 

Imagine a Dutch boy sitting next to a girl from Vietnam at university. 

When her “get the highest grade” upbringing mingles with his “just be yourself” parenting, what do you think happens?  

The boy walks out of that classroom with a better GPA and possibly the mother of his future children. 

Avdeev’s study found that Dutch students who were exposed to more international classmates are much more likely to enter into relationships with non-Dutch partners. 

READ MORE | Life as a lovepat in the Netherlands: 5 things I took for granted

Fifteen years after their study, they were also more likely to get married to them or another international, and even emigrate years later. 

The study also shows that if a university has 10% more international students, each programme will later see about one extra graduate living with a foreign partner, with more Dutch students also ending up emigrating or marrying a non-Dutch citizen.

On top of this, Avdeev’s study found that the arrival of international students makes Dutch students more open and tolerant, giving them a positive attitude about European integration.  

Love-hate relationship 

Recent Dutch cabinets have taken to bashing international students: blaming them for the housing crisis, the worsening quality of education, and overcrowded lecture halls. 

This is why Eppo Bruins, the previous Minister of Education, insisted that programs should be taught in Dutch. 

At the same time, non-EU international students are paying exorbitantly for their seats, with tuition fees quadrupling those of their European counterparts. 

Capping the enrollment of student migrants could cost the Dutch GDP up to €5 billion. 

But does having more international students on campus actually hurt the quality of education for locals? According to Avdeev, that concern is “unfounded.” 

The study noted that Dutch students in international study groups were no more likely to be unemployed later in life, nor did they earn less than students whose classmates were all Dutch. 

So the next time you blame an international for stealing your job, perhaps you should blame the current job market instead.

A call to stop the decline of international students 

Roel van Herpt, the Director of Marketing and Communications at Maastricht University, believes the study supports his personal experiences. 

Van Herpt tells DutchReview, “As an individual who’s developing, it is good to be confronted with different perspectives.”

Maastricht University sees Avdeev’s findings as another reason to stop the decline in international students that has been ongoing for two years. 

In a statement, the university wrote that “These findings align with the results of previous research among our students. This showed that an international setting with a good mix of nationalities leads to higher grades and is perceived as enriching.”

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Life as a lovepat in the Netherlands: 5 things I didn’t expect

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Life as a lovepat in the Netherlands: 5 things I didn’t expect

It’s been a few years since I moved to the Netherlands as a lovepat, and, boy, has it been an emotional roller coaster.

Even more so when you move for love and not because you were offered a shiny new job, as is often the case for most expats living in the Netherlands.

It’s been a very steep learning curve and uphill struggle — wait, who am I kidding? I don’t feel I’ve even made it halfway up the Dutch hill yet! Culture shock is far too real.

READ MORE | Coming to the Netherlands: 24 things to know and do if you’re moving to Holland

There are quite a few things I’ve learned about Dutch life and Dutch people since moving here, but, for now, I’m going to share five things that surprised me when making the move to the Netherlands for love. 

1. Being a lovepat is not the same as being an expat

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Believe me, there’s a difference between being an expat and a lovepat. Image: Pixabay

The Dutch have a word for those of us who move not for work, but for love: a lovepat.

It sounds romantic, but in reality, the lack of a social circle is real. Especially in those first few months when you’re looking for work, setting up a new home, and not speaking the language.

My partner had lived in the Netherlands for a whole year before I joined him. He at least had some work colleagues to see every day, even if those relationships hadn’t cemented into friendships yet.

For me, I wanted to go out and meet people, but that meant travelling into Amsterdam as the majority of meetups took place there. Which was an 80 minute round trip by train every week.

I went and did make a few connections, but none of them lasted. Perhaps because they felt travelling the 80 minute round trip to mine every once in a while was too much, or they simply found it easier to connect with lovepats that lived locally.

My saving grace was finding a church to attend. I connected with people there. Although, 10 months in, I still struggled to follow the sermons as they were all in Dutch.

2. Finding work is not easy

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Finding a job in the Netherlands as an expat isn’t as easy as eating apple pie with slagroom (whipped cream)! Image: Freepik

The first thing I wanted to do was find a job. Having taught English as a second language, I figured it’d be an easy transition from one country to another. But every country and culture is different, and English is widely spoken in the Netherlands already.

On top of that, being out in the sticks, the general consensus was, “why speak English? We live in the Netherlands, so you should speak Dutch.” It’s a fair point. 

READ MORE | Why are the Dutch so good at speaking English?

When I moved to Italy as an expat I threw myself into my new job, work colleagues, and language classes. Being a lovepat, on the other hand, often means no work at the beginning, which leads to very slow monotonous days.

So, I decided to reinvent myself. I’ve thrown myself into my writing, which was a passion I had let fall by the wayside for a while, and now I can work remotely from home, the library, or even a little coffee shop somewhere.

It also means I can explore the Netherlands during the day, which combats some of the loneliness that is part and parcel of moving as a lovepat. 

3. Learning the language is no piece of cake

Dutch is by no means an easy language to learn. Picking up Italian, some Polish, and learning enough Slovak to speak to my mother-in-law didn’t make me a language expert.

If you are someone who took German at school, then you might just about get by and make a connection between the two languages. I took French, and Latin languages did not help me here.

It is a case of persevering and taking it one day at a time. It really does help if you are able to make some Dutch friends, as they will speak to you in Dutch until you at least understand some of what they are saying to you.

That’s if you can make Dutch friends… which brings me to my next point.

4. Making friends doesn’t come with the territory

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Making Dutch friends to go borrelen with isn’t as easy as it sounds! Image: Depositphotos

I’m a British-born Caribbean woman. Brits are notoriously polite (some would even say overly polite).

The Dutch, not so much. They are abrupt and brash and can come off as downright rude to those who, at the beginning (myself included), simply don’t understand that it’s just their way.

READ MORE | Making Dutch friends as an international: our 21 best tips

Also, it’s often very difficult to break into Dutch circles, as the Dutch simply don’t feel like they need to invest in more friendships. Especially because the likelihood that an expat friend will move on in a few years is high.

But if you are living in a smaller town, like myself and my partner, making Dutch friends is a must as the expat community becomes little to non-existent.

5. The Netherlands may never be your home (and that’s okay)

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You’re in a different country, life is not going to be the same. Image: Depositphotos

It doesn’t matter how many places we move to; England will always be my home. I grew up there, my family is still there, and my friendships are there.

I knew I’d see less of my friends and family when making a permanent move, but I guess I figured a one-hour plane journey would be easy to do more frequently. I’ve managed to see my mum just three times this year, only one friend has made the journey to visit.

I have to realise that just because I moved doesn’t mean I could press the stopwatch on life in England. Life goes on. My friends have their lives to get on with, and my family get busy and forget to call me once in a while.

Christmas here is strange, it has been the smallest Christmas I’ve ever had, and there wasn’t any traditional Boxing Day madness with the whole family. So, I’m set on making new traditions with just me, my partner, and our new dog. 🐶

Yes, moving for love and being a lovepat in the Netherlands is hard. Many sacrifices must be made, and you take for granted all the things you’ll miss and how much harder it is to make friendships as an adult.

But, on the plus side, I never thought I’d embrace the cold, wet and windy weather and still be smiling whilst pedalling full speed on the fietspad (bicycle path). I’m embracing new adventures and taking the ups with the downs.

Are you a lovepat in the Netherlands? What did you take for granted when moving to the Netherlands? Let us know in the comments below!

5 things expats experience when taking a trip back “home”

Aurora Signorazzi
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5 things expats experience when taking a trip back “home”

You’ve been counting down for weeks — your visit back home from the Netherlands is almost here! It will be great, but you should also prepare for some less-expected feelings or experiences.

Inside, a well of feelings is coming up: stress from having to organise everything, mixed with excitement to see people you’ve only talked to over the phone for months.

But one thing you may not realise is that, when you get home, it isn’t really “home” anymore. After all, what, or where, is home for you?

Yeah, we get it. So, as you get comfortable in that chair that you only get to see once or twice a year, here are five things you may find out.

1. You missed some people so much…

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It’s nice to be able to catch up with the people we so dearly miss. Image: Pexels

It’s so easy to get caught up in your daily life abroad that you don’t realise the chemistry you have with some people and the connection you miss by not being there.

Luckily, it’s as if no time has passed with said people. Sure, there’s a lot of catching up to do, but that connection is still there.

2. …and other people are just filler

Everybody has some acquaintances they hang out with because they’re friends of friends, or because you’re in the same circle, or because you are otherwise obliged.

READ MORE | We asked readers about their experiences with the infamous Dutch directness

When you come back to visit, though, your time is limited, and you’ve got to see so many relatives and friends that you have to prioritise. Essentially, you’ll cut out the niceties and see the people you care about.

3. Downtime is precious

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It’s important to give yourself some time to rest. Image: Pexels

This is not a holiday. Sure, you’re not working, but you’re not visiting an exciting new place either.

You’re possibly experiencing A LOT of pressure from all the commitments you have. So make sure you have some quiet time, too. Especially if you’ve gotten used to living alone and are suddenly surrounded by people 24/7.

4. Life at “home” goes on, with or without you

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Make sure to message or call people ahead of time to let them know you’re coming home. Photo: Depositphotos

Everyone’s happy you’re back, but that doesn’t mean they have to put life on hold just because yours temporarily is. This can come as a hard realisation if you try to meet up with people who already have plans of their own, work, or family obligations.

“But I’ve travelled all this way and taken days off! Can’t they meet me halfway?”

Yes, and you can make them understand that; but however tough a pill it is to swallow, you’re the one who left.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #6: Live by their agendas when making plans

Our advice is simple: make your availability known in advance, try to plan a few big get-togethers, and confirm them well before your arrival.

Don’t take it personally if some of these fall through, especially if you’re from a culture where planning isn’t as high a priority as in the Netherlands!

5. The Netherlands is now your home too

After a few days, you’ll start missing the Netherlands too. Who would’ve thought, huh? Of course, you have a whole other life there, and the fact that you probably had to build it all by yourself makes it all the more “lived” in a way.

@flossys_wonderland To anyone who has moved to a new country, or a new city, you are brave and strong and you are not alone❤️ Inspo: @dubrovcik 🫶🏼 #movingabroad #expat #expatlife #expatliving #livingabroad #livingabroadlife #amsterdam ♬ original sound – lizzyparkin

You’re caught between two worlds: the familiarity of your old home and the independence of your new one!

READ MORE | 23 tips to beat expat loneliness in the holiday season

It isn’t always great, I’ll give you that, but you can also see it as getting the best of both. And luckily, at least for some of us, these two worlds aren’t too far apart!

What do you experience when returning home as an expat? Tell us in the comments below!

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