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Johan de Witt: That time the Dutch people ate their prime minister

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The Dutch may seem civilised now, but anyone with some knowledge of European history knows that was not always the case. 

Europe, including the Netherlands, was not an easy place to live in back in the day. The continent was ravaged by wars, conflicts, and assassinations — a complete geopolitical mess.

One story from the past that best exemplifies this is the tragic tale of Johan de Witt, an especially dark chapter in Dutch history.

Historical background

In 1672, the Netherlands (then known as the Dutch Republic) was at war with England, France, and the two German cities of Cologne and Münster.

This year would enter Dutch history books as the Rampjaar (Disaster Year), which marked the end of the Dutch Golden Age.

The Rampjaar even has its own slogan: “het volk was redeloos, de regering radeloos, en het land reddeloos.” Translated to English, it means, “the people were irrational, the government helpless, and the country beyond salvation.”

What a stressful time to be alive. Or, worse yet, what a stressful time to be leading a country.

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Johan de Witt was the (unlucky) Prime Minister at the time. For almost 20 years, he was one of the few non-royal leaders in Europe.

This displeased many Dutch citizens who disliked him and would have rather seen the famous William III of the House of Orange-Nassau take office. The House of Orange was the closest thing the Republic had to a royal family at the time.

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Johan de Witt in better days. Image: Adriaene Hanneman/Wikimedia Commons/Public domain

Johan de Witt, on the other hand, represented Republican interests alongside a strong and wealthy merchant class.

The De Witts have governed the city of Dordrecht since medieval times, and the powerful family holds high political positions throughout the Netherlands.

For example, Johan’s brother, Cornelis de Witt, was a highly ranked naval officer and governor of Dordrecht.

The (violent) downfall of Johan de Witt

On June 21 of the Rampjaar, an assassin stabbed De Witt, hurting him gravely. De Witt then resigned after 20 years of leadership, but the conspirators against him were not yet satisfied.

At the same time, his brother Cornelis was arrested for treason, taken to a prison in The Hague (now a museum — more on that later), and tortured.

As it was the custom at the time, torture was just a normal part of imprisonment, used as a means to force a confession out of those convicted.

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Sure, it didn’t really matter if the confession was true or not — as long as the person confessed to whatever, the torture was considered justified.

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Murder of the Witt brothers. Image: Hague Historical Museum/Wikimedia Commons/Public domain

Being a strong lad and not intending to conspire against his own brother, Cornelis refused to confess. He was, however, sentenced to exile.

Johan went to the prison his brother was staying at to help him prepare for the trip. As they both departed, they were captured by a militant mob, which shot both of them and then left them to the crowds.

The crowds did what crowds do best: lose all sense of sanity. According to some reports, the two brothers were stripped naked, mutilated, and had their livers removed and eaten.

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It’s important to note that crowds always liked to pick a souvenir back in the days of public lynchings. Maybe pop some teeth off and put them in your pockets, or perhaps a finger or two.

Heck, why not be a legend and take the whole arm? Sure, eating the liver sounds a bit intense, but hey, war makes people do desperate things.

It’s unknown whether William III of Orange was involved in the assassination. Whatever the case, he wasn’t the one eaten by the crowd, so it must have been a win-win situation for him.

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You have probably walked past this historic site in the Hague before! Image: Depositphotos

Nowadays, curious visitors can go to the prison where Cornelius was tortured. It’s called Gevangenpoort, and it’s now a museum in The Hague. Part of it is dedicated to its glorious prison days, and the rest serves as a refurbished art gallery.

It is situated right next to the square where both the brothers were killed, and you can even find a commemorative statue of Johan de Witt there, in a more dignified state than during his final moments.

Have you heard of this dark chapter in Dutch history before? Let us know in the comments!

Feature Image: Hague Historical Museum/Wikimedia Commons/Public domain

The majority of Dutch people believe the Netherlands should intervene if the US tries to take Greenland

In a survey of 20,000 people, the Dutch have given their stance on Trump and Greenland: The majority support European intervention if the US tries to take Greenland by force. 

The survey, carried out by EenVandaag, found that a majority (68%) of those surveyed expressed concern about an invasion of Greenland, and that over half (54%) agreed that the Netherlands should be compelled to assist Denmark in this situation. 

The survey also showcased support for a European army and a more comprehensive approach to protecting NATO interests. 

First Maduro, now this?

Following the unprecedented capture of former President Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela, the US shows no signs of stopping its international intrusions.

The interest in Greenland, Trump has stated, lies in its strategic military position regarding Russia. 

The Netherlands is already being forced to balance its Caribbean interests with the American seizure of Venezuelan power — now, it must decide whether intervention on behalf of Greenland is necessary. 

NATO at risk

As the US administration continues to push its narrative on the necessity of Greenland, European allies grow weary. 

Trump recently refused to rule out military action to pursue this goal. In other words, things are looking more than a little problematic for NATO’s member nations. 

However, 22% of those surveyed said they prefer Denmark ceding Greenland to the United States rather than risk the end of NATO. 

If the US invades Greenland, we’re in uncharted territory. Keep in mind that the NATO agreement states that if any member is attacked, all other members must provide military aid and support. 

As both are members of the alliance, the central agreement of NATO becomes unenforceable, risking major instability. 

It’s time for the Netherlands to stand up

After the, quite frankly, schmoozing behaviour of former Dutch PM and current NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte this past June, many Europeans feel NATO might be better off with a hardline approach to the US.

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Confidence in NATO has been low since the re-election of the world’s latest imperialist in 2024 — and it’s not looking better, with only 45% reporting confidence. 

Europe is seeing a swell in anti-US sentiment and a desire for a European army. As Eenvandaag’s survey indicates, 81% of respondents reported a desire for stronger unity against countries such as Russia, the US, and China. 

The message is clear: Dutchies want to keep Greenland out of Trump’s (make-up-covered) hands. 

What are your thoughts on this latest data? Let us know in the comments!

Dutch authorities warn to stay home as ice causes treacherous road conditions

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After the snowiest conditions the Netherlands has seen in a decade, a bout of freezing rain triggered a code orange warning, turning the country (and a gritter truck) upside down. 

With road closures, disruptions in public transport, cancelled classes, and Rijkswaterstaat’s call to stay home unless it’s absolutely necessary to leave, life in the Netherlands has come to a slippery halt.  

A frosty start to the week

To start our Monday, the KNMI has extended the code orange warning for freezing rain in Groningen and Drenthe until 11 AM.

Meanwhile, the warning was downgraded to code yellow for North and South Holland, Utrecht, North Brabant, and Limburg. 

Zeeland managed to escape with no alert at all.

Highways turn into hazard zones

Even though the Monday morning rush hour was quiet, AD reports a 100-kilometre traffic jam on Dutch roads this morning. 

ANWB reports several highway closures due to slippery conditions and jackknifing trucks. 

READ MORE | Why does snow cause the Netherlands to grind to a halt?

On the A59 near Den Bosch, even a gritting truck couldn’t handle the ice and overturned. 

Elsewhere, cars slid into ditches on the A7 near Heerenveen and the N33 near Assen, with at least one driver taken to hospital.

As of 8:30 AM, the Rijkswaterstaat has reported no fewer than 30 accidents on the roads this morning. 

Trains, buses, and reduced services

Public transport is faring slightly better this morning, though not without hiccups. 

Fewer trains are running between Arnhem and Doetinchem, with peak-hour services cut in half. 

Signal failures and rolling stock shortages caused delays around Amersfoort, while one bus line in Oldenzaal was suspended due to slippery roads, reports AD.

The good news? Conditions will improve

According to the NOS, the ice should disappear later today. Temperatures are expected to climb to between 3 and 8 degrees Celsius, with occasional rain. 

The lows will also now remain above freezing. 

To no one’s surprise, it will remain mostly grey and damp over the coming days. 

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Dutch boss reads employees’ private texts, judge orders him to pay €2,000 each

A judge has ruled that a Dutch company must pay €2,000 to two former employees after a manager violated their privacy.

Ever taken a moment to vent your frustrations to a co-worker? Now, imagine if your boss found those messages. 

Two chefs working for a café-restaurant in Haarlem, run by hospitality company De Jaren, were fired after their employers discovered negative messages about the company in their private WhatsApp messages. 

According to RTL, the men had been highly critical of the management and other staff in their exchange. 

Why the negativity?

While we can’t read the messages themselves, it’s clear there were real reasons behind the employees’ frustrations. 

The two chefs were hired by the company to create a new concept for the kitchen in question back in 2024. Pretty straightforward, right?

However, issues with management and organisation stalled this plan several times. The chefs were left exasperated and expressed this in their messages. 

What happened?

Apparently, one of the chefs was using the company laptop to send private WhatsApp messages. You have to admit, that’s a risky move.

As a result, when the manager used the device, she was able to access the private chat. The manager claims the conversation was left open on the laptop when she went to use it. 

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After reading negative messages about herself and other staff, she took photos of the chat and forwarded them to her superiors. 

The men claim damages 

The company requested a meeting with the chefs the next day to discuss the messages, who initially agreed, but then called in sick. 

Following this, they were informed that their contracts would not be renewed due to the incident. 

Ouch! Bad move: the men filed a lawsuit, claiming €30,000 in damages for privacy violation. 

In particular, they disputed their manager’s claim that the messages were left open on the laptop. 

The company responded in court, arguing that the negative and insulting comments made by the employees led her to continue reading. Is this a thin argument? Some would say yes.

Including a judge. 

So, what was the verdict?

The court found that, in addition to being illegally acquired, using the content of the messages as grounds for the employees’ dismissal was definitely illegal.

In addition, taking photographs of the messages and distributing them further constituted an unjustifiable violation of privacy, according to the ruling.  

However, the judge did cut the company some slack. The ordered payment of €2,000 for each employee is nothing compared to the initial demand of €30,000.

This is partly because both chefs found new employment in September of the same year. As the incident occurred in June, their income loss was considered minimal. 

Lesson learned: read the room, not the DMs. 

What do you think of the ruling? Let us know in the comments! 

This Dutchman went viral for… leaving work on time?

Yep, you read that right — this Dutch guy sparked quite the conversation after having to explain Dutch work culture to his American manager. 

In the Netherlands, work-life balance is a non-negotiable. So when this Dutchie was asked to work outside hours, he was shocked. 

What happened?

Posting to Reddit’s r/WorkReform subreddit, the Dutchman recounted how he’d been called in to a meeting with his American manager to discuss his ‘commitment to the team.’

Yikes. That’s never a good sign.

To his surprise, though, the complaint was that he was only working within his paid hours. What a crazy thing to do, right?

The manager explained his frustration that the Dutchman was signing off of Slack at precisely 5 PM (the end of his workday) and was unreachable before 9 AM the next day. 

His reaction? Pure shock

The author of the post explained that he gave the manager “a reality check” about how things are done here in the land of clogs. 

In his own words, “I looked him in the eye over Zoom and told him that in the Netherlands, if you can’t finish your work by 5 PM, it doesn’t mean you are dedicated. It means you are inefficient or understaffed.”

Boom! Direct hit.

American vs. Dutch work culture 

The post’s virality can be traced to a known issue: American work culture clashes with Dutch culture. 

As we know, our tall friends are direct, to the point, and ridiculously punctual. While that may be frustrating when planning brunch, it’s certainly an asset in the workplace. 

Dutch labour law states that working outside your hours is not required, and the general culture of precision means that if your hours are 9-5 PM, you sign off at exactly 5 PM. 

In fact, there is even a movement to adopt a ‘right to disconnect’ law that would make it illegal for employers to contact employees outside their working hours. Many European countries have already codified this, writes AD, so really, the Netherlands is lagging behind. 

But to the American work-horse, this sounds (no pun intended) unreachable — the red-white-and-blue work culture is that the grind don’t stop. 

But like the Dutch, we think, why grind if you’re not getting paid for it?

Happy ending (this time)

Thankfully, this employee stood his ground. After explaining the situation to HR, he received the support he needed. 

“She literally laughed when she read it and told me to ignore him,” he said of the Dutch HR representative.  

He also expressed sympathy for his American peers, however.  “The fact that you have to apologise for a life outside of work is insane to us,” he said. 

Other commenters chimed in, some in agreement: 

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Either way, one thing is clear: logging off at 5 PM isn’t lazy — it’s peak Dutch.

What do you think of Dutch work culture? Let us know in the comments below! 

Stay safe! Code orange announced for snow and strong winds in these Dutch provinces

A code orange weather warning now applies to several northern Dutch provinces, with a code yellow applying to the rest of the country.

In a live blog published by the Dutch Meteorological Institute (KNMI), the provinces of Friesland, Groningen, and Drenthe — in addition to the Wadden Islands — are now subject to a stronger weather warning.

This code orange was announced at 7:55 PM yesterday (January 8) and will be in effect until noon today (January 9).

Expect strong winds and potential snowdrifts in the north

Thanks to continuous snowfall and strong winds in the north, the KNMI warns that conditions could be ripe for snowdrifts.

These are banks of deep snow that occasionally form with wind forces above 6 or 7, which can be a significant hindrance to traffic and public transport if they form on roads.

Even worse: this lifting of snow will hamper visibility and can be comparable to dense fog. Should the snow be especially heavy, we could see visibility drop to 500m — or even 50m in the worst conditions.

A code yellow weather warning remains in effect for snow, rain, and slippery conditions across the rest of the country.

Wind chill could drop temperatures to -20

Not living in the north? Helaas, you won’t be spared this winter’s deep freeze.

The KNMI reports that wind chill could drop temperatures to an icy -10 degrees Celsius this evening — and it’s only getting colder from there.

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Saturday evening will see the wind chill drop temperatures even further, and there’s a possibility of wind chills below -20 degrees in certain areas on Monday.

How are you faring with the Netherlands’ blast of unexpectedly icy weather? Share your thoughts in the comments below.

Dutch Quirk #16: Have a go-to pannenkoeken restaurant

When it comes to Dutch food, many people would agree that most of it is simply a little…weird. Pannenkoeken, however, are a fan-favourite among Dutchies and internationals alike!

Just like their Queen is loyal to the Dutch football team, many Dutch people are loyal to their chosen go-to pannenkoeken restaurant. 👨‍🍳

What is it?

A pannenkoek is the Dutch version of an American pancake (or a French crêpe?) — but also not really. It’s thinner than a pancake but thicker than a crêpe and can be topped with anything you wish. Lekker! 🥞

And well, the Dutch take their pannenkoeken very seriously — to the point where the spelling of the word causes heated debates in the government.

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So, with the high number of restaurants specialising in this simple Dutch delicacy, people make it their lifelong mission to find the very best restaurant, and they stay loyal to it until the day they die. 

Why do they do it?

Well, because pannenkoeken are just heerlijk! And why not enjoy the best of them? 🤤

A dish that offers as much variety as the Dutch pannenkoek is guaranteed to be a hit with young and old. Though some combinations are highly questionable (yes, we’re talking about you, frikandel pannenkoek).

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So, an outing to the favourite pannenkoekenhuis is the perfect Sunday activity for the whole family to enjoy together.

Why is it quirky? 

Because it shows how the Dutch love the simple joys in life!

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While others might prefer to go out to a fancy steakhouse or a sushi restaurant, Nederlanders would rather stick with what they know and love — so, pannenkoeken at the regular joint it is.

Should you join in? 

Finding your go-to restaurant is the best excuse to visit all the pannenkoeken places in your city — so, natuurlijk, you should join in! 👏

Consider your options carefully and eet smaakelijk!

What do you think of this Dutch quirk? Have you experienced it? Tell us in the comments below!

Brace yourselves for delays, cancellations, and heavy crowds at Schiphol

Schiphol Airport warns of crowds and chaos again today, asking travellers to be prepared and expect sudden changes. Hey, at least the disorder is consistent…

As stated on the official Schiphol Airport website, crowds are expected, along with delays due to winter weather.

Gate changes and a power outage add to the chaos

While yesterday’s cancellations were a bloodbath, far fewer departures have been axed this morning.

Although it might be good to double-check or even triple-check your departure information, as many flights are also subject to gate changes.

But be warned, this may be tricky as well. All information boards and check-in computers in Hall 2 were down earlier this morning due to a (very conveniently timed) power outage, reports NOS. 

Here’s hoping that doesn’t happen again! God forbid you get on the wrong plane…

Driving to the airport? Watch out for icy roads

Roads are expected to be extra slippery today due to the incoming rain, putting drivers in potentially perilous conditions. 

Several municipalities are also running out of salt and will be treated less roads as a result. The past week of snow and slush has reportedly drained these resources. 

A code yellow is still in effect, warning vehicles to adapt to these slick roads. 

And the trains aren’t super reliable, either

Train routes are still fickle this morning and will likely remain disrupted throughout the day. 

NS is currently running on a winter schedule, which already means fewer trains are running on many routes. 

Services to and from Schiphol remain subject to this schedule today, and travellers are being told to expect delays and cancellations of trains due to winter-related disruptions.  

READ MORE | Slippery roads, heavy rain, and wind chill up to -20 as Storm Goretti approaches the Netherlands

All in all, the Netherlands is still in the thick of it. Let’s hope next week is more forgiving. 🤞

How has the weather affected you? Let us know in the comments.

Slippery roads, heavy rain, and wind chill up to -20 as Storm Goretti approaches the Netherlands

Get ready for another round of winter chaos with Storm Goretti, set to bring heavy rainfall, icy conditions, and slippery roads that’d make even the most confident Dutch cyclist say, “Nee, I’m taking the bus today.”

You’ll want to take things slow on the roads this morning, as Weeronline reports treacherously icy roads thanks to freezing temperatures and previously fallen snow.

Temperatures will continue to hover around freezing until the afternoon, by which time they’ll rise to around 1 to 3 degrees Celsius.

Temperatures could feel -20 degrees colder

If you thought the current icy temperatures were bad enough, things are about to get much colder.

And just how cold is ‘much colder’? Well, speaking to RTL Nieuws, Buienradar meteorologist Jordi Huirne reports that the wind chill could drop to a staggering -20 degrees in the north.

However, the rest of the country isn’t spared either, as the phenomenon of blowing snow (i.e. snow picked up and carried by strong winds) is spread across the Netherlands.

“That combination makes it feel much, much colder, perhaps as cold as -15 degrees Celsius,” Huirne warns.

This cold will result in snowfall in the north, with the south and centre of the country having an equal chance of snow and rain.

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While the wind chill is forecast to lessen by Sunday afternoon, we’re not out of the woods yet. You’ll still need to wrap up, as Huirne says: “temperatures will remain low everywhere, likely below freezing.”

Roads will get dangerously slippery

Storm Goretti is forecast to move along the southern coast of England, making landfall in the Netherlands this evening (January 8).

With its arrival, we’ll likely experience heavy rainfall across the country. As Weeronline meteorologist Matthijs van der Linden tells NU.nl, this rain “will make many residential areas slippery.”

“The snow that has been driven in forms a hard layer, and rain on top of that makes it treacherous,” van der Linden explains. “Braking or swerving can easily cause you to overshoot.”

To make matters worse, more and more municipalities are running out of road salt. Helaas, AD reports that a decision has been made to “spread salt on fewer roads”, requiring motorists to be extra careful while driving.

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Why does snow cause the Netherlands to grind to a halt?

We’ve all noticed that the train system here is seemingly fragile, not least when a dusting of snow starts to fall. But why is that? In fact, why is everything else crumbling as well?

As usual, the answer lies in the money. 

Currently sitting in a 40-kilometre stretch of standstill traffic? Let’s break down the breakdown. 👇

Firstly, how are the trains falling victim to snow?

Speaking with RTL Nieuws, associate professor of Public Transport at Delft University of Technology, Niels van Oort, explains the train chaos.

According to van Oort, the fortifications required to make trains in the Netherlands snow-and frost-resistant are wildly expensive and could cost up to a billion euros. 

As the heavy snowfall we’ve been seeing lately only occurs every five or so years, this would be quite the financial undertaking for potentially very little reward. 

And we all know the Dutch aren’t big spenders.

Who decides?

Ultimately, like most things, this is a political decision. 

The railways in the Netherlands are a public service, and any investment decisions would require political backing to authorise the Ministry of Infrastructure and Water Management to spend that money. 

And, once again, the decision to invest millions of euros could be difficult to justify given the infrequency of frost and snow, especially in recent years.

If you asked the train-goers, though, you might get a different answer.

Was it always like this?

Short answer: no. 

Winters here have been getting milder compared to fifty years ago, but bizarrely, this has not translated into less chaos during the rare snowy winters.

This is due to the changing travel and transport needs of the Netherlands. 

Reinier van den Berg, a former weatherman, explains to AD that the country is simply much busier these days. More trains are required to run, as more people need to travel. 

When the infrequent but beautiful snow flurries arrive, the impact is larger; more lives are affected, and more discontent is voiced. 

So even though there’s less snow and ice, the scale of disruption when things inevitably go wrong can make it seem like the chaos has only been worsening in recent years. 

More than just trains

The snow affects more than the railways. As you may have noticed, roads are also treacherous, and traffic jams are plentiful during the snowy periods. 

READ MORE | Code orange as 10 cm of snow brings the Netherlands to a standstill (yet again)

Far fewer buses are running, too. 

But why? In the end, it’s a similar issue to that with the trains. The sheer amount of cars, trucks, and delivery vehicles on the roads makes smooth travel impossible in harsh weather. 

The unavoidable increase in traffic incidents results in more traffic delays for more people than before. 

But can’t they just salt the roads?

You’d think the tried and true solution of salt would help, right? Alas, once again, it’s not that simple.

While there is apparently a significant stockpile of salt available in the Netherlands, it’s difficult to replenish the roads.

In the past freezing temperatures might have persisted throughout the day. But now? The snow is melting.

This means any salt treatments get swept away with the water, and workers have to start from scratch. 

Why is Schiphol frozen?

And as we have all seen on social media, Schiphol Airport also crumbles into chaos at the first fall of snow. 

Surprisingly, though, it’s not a lack of knowledge or tools that prevents planes from taking off in the cold. 

Speaking with de Volkskrant, Joris Melkert, a senior lecturer at Delft University of Technology, explains that airports simply don’t find it worthwhile to keep the staff and equipment needed to tackle the snow readily available, since snow and ice are so rare. 

But hey, at least the staff can build some snowmen to keep us entertained.

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So there’s no solution?

We didn’t say that. There is, of course, a solution. 

Stay home, crawl into bed, and watch the pretty snow fall outside your window.

And hey, feel free to send your boss this article as proof that there really is no way to get to work. 

How have you been affected by the transport stoppages? Let us know in the comments below!